double-holy. . Christian couple maintains abstinence through first two years of marriage THEM - Jon and Daria trouser. who dutifully abstained from out during t godhatestags
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double-holy

Christian couple maintains abstinence through first
two years of marriage
THEM - Jon and Daria
trouser. who dutifully abstained
from out during their 14.
courtship, have remained
abstinent after marriage and
plan to do so indefinitely.
if it was holy before, it must be
afterwards." but
says.
sexual contact. going about their normal lives. jobs and social
calendar with no host of relational strain.
Sometimes after dinner they will its in the kitchen and "start
humany bedroom mm." Darla says, but they never fail to
pull bath, Darla breaks away to spray cool, misled water on her
face.
mood.
the abilety just got M I kept on reading
a raw potato
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#5 - anonymoose ONLINE (04/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
If they're devout Christians, they shouldn't see each other as married, since they haven't consummated their marriage.
#2 - yuukoku (04/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>"It must be double holy now!"   
   
You aren't a monk living in a 						*******					 monastery. You're allowed to 						****					 after marriage. What, you think God's going to give you double points? You're going to get into Super Heaven because you didn't 						****					 for a handful of months?   
   
Look, I'm not huge on religion or anything, but just not 						*******					 isn't what makes you a good person. You can screw all you want, but if you're a person who helps all the people around you, can let go of a grudge, can save a life, can ease someone's suffering, etc. you've already gotten five steps ahead of two people who don't 						****					 for a whole year after marriage in the good person department.
>"It must be double holy now!"

You aren't a monk living in a ******* monastery. You're allowed to **** after marriage. What, you think God's going to give you double points? You're going to get into Super Heaven because you didn't **** for a handful of months?

Look, I'm not huge on religion or anything, but just not ******* isn't what makes you a good person. You can screw all you want, but if you're a person who helps all the people around you, can let go of a grudge, can save a life, can ease someone's suffering, etc. you've already gotten five steps ahead of two people who don't **** for a whole year after marriage in the good person department.
#6 - deathsn (04/15/2014) [-]
He must be so happy.
User avatar #4 - usarmyexplain (04/15/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I think "be fruitful and multiply" was God's general order number one

#15 - nass ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
HFW photshop skillz
User avatar #7 - thechosentroll (04/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Fairly certain the old testament said something along the lines of "Thou shall save thyself for marriage, but then thou areth free to **** like rabbits on extasy.".
User avatar #46 - landerp (04/16/2014) [-]
"Ya, it's holy, but you know what's better than just holy?"
"What's better than just holy?"
"Double-holy"
"Post-marital abstinence is double-holy?"
"You bet your gosh darn rear it is."
"Alright, let's do it."
"Oh, this is going to make us so happy. I love you."
"Love you too, I'm gonna go eat a potato."
#49 - pxthreezerothree (04/16/2014) [-]
They do realize that the marriage technically isn't official until they consummate it right?
#32 - HordeyWordey (04/16/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Abstaining from pre-marital sex kinda makes sense from a religious standpoint, but never doing it after? What the **** do you think those parts down there are even for?
#23 - fyaq (04/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
take these before commenting
take these before commenting
#33 - Sethorein ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
hey hey, at least they won't breed, right?
hey hey, at least they won't breed, right?
#61 - thefatcat ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
This version is better, read the bottom.
User avatar #34 - onemoreminute ONLINE (04/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The Onion, that is all
User avatar #27 - phoenixdowner (04/16/2014) [-]
The bible actually literally says that married people should not withhold from each other, except by mutual agreement for religious reasons, and then should resume afterwards.
#25 - caseyleeeee (04/16/2014) [-]
But guys, there's a bright side   
at least they're not reproducing!
But guys, there's a bright side
at least they're not reproducing!
User avatar #18 - vixvaporrub (04/15/2014) [-]
Isn't "Be fruitful and multiply" in the bible?
User avatar #66 - ronyx ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
According to his face, that's a lot of potatoes.
#63 - herpaderderp (04/16/2014) [-]
His eyes are screaming for help
#62 - shadownigga (04/16/2014) [-]
Well, at least we know they won't breed.
#36 - jnovuse (04/16/2014) [-]
I am all for chosen abstinence before marriage, if that's what you want, I respect that.   
But if a ring is put on that finger?  THE RIDE NEVER STOPS ON THE 'RAIL' TRAIN TO COPIOUS UNANNOUNCED INFINITE SPICY NASTY HOT BANGASS HETEROHOMOBIALIENISH RAPE-NOT-POSSIBLE-FOR-THE-WILLING HOLYSH*T EVEN CHARLIE SHEEN WOULD BLUSH F*CKTOWN!!!      
just my .02.
I am all for chosen abstinence before marriage, if that's what you want, I respect that.
But if a ring is put on that finger? THE RIDE NEVER STOPS ON THE 'RAIL' TRAIN TO COPIOUS UNANNOUNCED INFINITE SPICY NASTY HOT BANGASS HETEROHOMOBIALIENISH RAPE-NOT-POSSIBLE-FOR-THE-WILLING HOLYSH*T EVEN CHARLIE SHEEN WOULD BLUSH F*CKTOWN!!!
just my .02.
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