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#3 - andrewtk
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#96 to #3 - theplogyr
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le funny not overused pic
User avatar #145 to #3 - timmity
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that guy is still a ****
#172 to #3 - dagreatmax
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User avatar #93 to #3 - randomnab
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If you need to post on yahoo answers to get a comeback, bitch you aint witty.
#146 to #3 - fbiagent
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oh god the nostalgia
#14 - mankey
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#115 to #14 - anon id: 659612e9
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"I still ****** your mom"
#23 - imalamp
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there is now a gif of this
there is now a gif of this
#24 to #23 - imalamp
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****
User avatar #27 to #24 - drakenumen
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looks fine to me....
#28 to #27 - imalamp
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wasn't working earlier...
wasn't working earlier...
#156 to #28 - icameforthepron
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<3 Catscratch

I know the creator through family O:
User avatar #67 to #23 - supercookieduster
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**** yea dexters lab. love how he's still smiling even after hes a sandwich
#52 - sprites
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guess shes a &quot;sandwitch   
   
hehe...hehehehe
guess shes a "sandwitch

hehe...hehehehe
#154 to #52 - jeej
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What a nice gif you have there.
What a nice gif you have there.
#94 to #52 - kaboomz
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#105 to #52 - PlagueDoctor
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#53 to #52 - xCONGiEx
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User avatar #169 to #53 - ismellnewfag
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Source?
#175 to #169 - anon id: 407f0de4
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Look up Egoraptor on Youtube
User avatar #178 to #175 - ismellnewfag
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I'm aware its Egoraptor, I want to know the exact video.
User avatar #184 to #178 - xCONGiEx
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quility time El-Cid
#1 - teranin
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#4 - hatemefunnyjunk
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**hatemefunnyjunk rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at How to get in more hardcore FJ members? ** What she made me
User avatar #32 to #4 - ohhh
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I aint done **** for no body.
#157 to #4 - icameforthepron
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User avatar #5 to #4 - hatemefunnyjunk
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She made me a christian?
#6 to #5 - anon id: 287557d0
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ITT: If Christians were a sandwich, what kind of sandwich would they be?
User avatar #10 to #6 - thechosentroll
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Bologna.
#113 to #10 - rdobet
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pastrami on rye
User avatar #182 to #6 - hatemefunnyjunk
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It would be a "Cross" between roast beef and nails
#79 - josieabby
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User avatar #140 to #79 - amegaara
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oh my god that scene had me rolling when i first saw it
#111 to #79 - grimandevil
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User avatar #84 to #79 - mrgoodlove
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That show is so great!
#86 to #84 - josieabby
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By far, one of the best ever!
By far, one of the best ever!
#11 - wonderglue
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These topics are always so awkward. There are always 2 sides to this. The people that make sexist jokes and the white knights, internet justice warriors or the feminazis that care too much about it. If we don't address that issue then will it disappear? Or will the casual sexist jokes grow in to something worse.    
The reason for this is obviously the fact that young men, such as the one portrayed on the comic are desperate for attention from their female chat partners. Grade school logic - pull Susan by her pigtails and she'll notice you. The sheer thought that she might have thought about you at all might be enough to fill that sad pit of despair that has been torturing your heart ever since you saw Katie kissing Geoffrey near the supermarket.    
But how do we solve this issue? What is the best course of action? Do we just ignore them? Are people feminazis because they address the situation or are they the saviors we desire? **** if I know. I'm not a woman, why should I care. Or should I? Are we going to divide humanity based on gender? Are we not all equal? Is this truly a situation that's worth addressing or are we wasting our time and resources on something which in the end would not even matter?    
Why am I even writing this here? It's not like this comment will make any difference at all. What am I doing with my life? Why am I still writing my thoughts? What is wrong with me? Why am I just writing questions? Wasn't I trying to prove a point? I'll just write a summary of this comment.   
   
Address the situation or not, it is up to you. The consequences I do not know, what I know is that this is an issue which could be addressed given the time and resources for it are worth it. I have problems.   
   
tl;dr sexist, racist, or any kind of discriminative jokes are usually a shout for attention. Give them that attention but not in a rude way. Compliment them on their humor and continue with your day. Everyone is special, YOU most of all.    
   
Here's a cat with too many eyes.
These topics are always so awkward. There are always 2 sides to this. The people that make sexist jokes and the white knights, internet justice warriors or the feminazis that care too much about it. If we don't address that issue then will it disappear? Or will the casual sexist jokes grow in to something worse.
The reason for this is obviously the fact that young men, such as the one portrayed on the comic are desperate for attention from their female chat partners. Grade school logic - pull Susan by her pigtails and she'll notice you. The sheer thought that she might have thought about you at all might be enough to fill that sad pit of despair that has been torturing your heart ever since you saw Katie kissing Geoffrey near the supermarket.
But how do we solve this issue? What is the best course of action? Do we just ignore them? Are people feminazis because they address the situation or are they the saviors we desire? **** if I know. I'm not a woman, why should I care. Or should I? Are we going to divide humanity based on gender? Are we not all equal? Is this truly a situation that's worth addressing or are we wasting our time and resources on something which in the end would not even matter?
Why am I even writing this here? It's not like this comment will make any difference at all. What am I doing with my life? Why am I still writing my thoughts? What is wrong with me? Why am I just writing questions? Wasn't I trying to prove a point? I'll just write a summary of this comment.

Address the situation or not, it is up to you. The consequences I do not know, what I know is that this is an issue which could be addressed given the time and resources for it are worth it. I have problems.

tl;dr sexist, racist, or any kind of discriminative jokes are usually a shout for attention. Give them that attention but not in a rude way. Compliment them on their humor and continue with your day. Everyone is special, YOU most of all.

Here's a cat with too many eyes.
#50 to #11 - implication
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You got it wrong.
Here is how it usually happens:

>girl shouts "HAII IM A GIRL XDD"
>some guy shouts "Make me a sandwich then" or "Tits or GTFO"
>girl gets all barboozled like you

'Tits or GTFO' and 'Make me a sandwich' are sentences we use to piss off witty attention whores and faggots who have the urge to whore out with their gender.
User avatar #106 to #11 - derpsenderp
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The reason we do it is not because we crave attention, the reason we do it is because we're guys. You never get to say stuff like this in real life cause then you'll diminish your chances of getting laid with her or her friends. Over the internet it doesn't matter if you're a girl we can still joke with you, the fact girls get so pissed about small jokes makes it even funnier. Imagine someone spilling some milk and then punching the wall. That's how we see these girls getting pissed off.

TL;DR, if you don't want to listen to these mediocre sexist jokes, then use the /ignore list those are in most games nowadays.
User avatar #13 to #11 - reican
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by making sexism a joke allows real sexism to lose power at it becomes nothing more than a joke. Both men and women are a part of the sexist joke stuff, making feminazis and abusive and patriarchal men become nothing than jokes themselves because they cannot put the difference between jokes and something serious
#25 to #13 - anon id: 636f6e36
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You do realize that a majority of sexist jokes are the same ones people have heard literally hundreds of times. If it was just one joke that was kind of original it wouldn't be so bad but when so many people just default to kitchen and sandwich jokes it's really pathetic.
User avatar #26 to #25 - reican
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but they evolve, and real sexism is to me nothing but a joke.
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User avatar #19 to #18 - reican
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true, but actual sexism is bad right? so when it becomes a trend to make fun of it. The real thing will gradually lose power as those who practice patriarchy can't handle that what they do is made fun of.
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User avatar #21 to #20 - reican
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by doing the very thing sexist jokes jokes about.
Like ordering your gf/wife around like a servant or some **** like that and go full abusive when she talks back to ya. men who are obsessed by controlling the people he lives with. And the " get me a sammich" isn't said as a joke but as " if you don't get me a sandwich within the next 2 min ill beat the **** out of you" If guys like that gets turned into a joke they lose power.
It's the same with overcontrolling women.
#121 to #21 - anon id: 3a7268c0
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That's not how it works at all, judging from that comment I'm willing to bet that you're a guy, and that you've never actually had sexist **** like this shoved down your throat for years, but anyway, to the point: making a joke about a serious topic does not cause the oppressor to lose power, it causes for normalization of the serious act, or more simply put: if it's joked about, it's less of a taboo hence more acceptable to do
User avatar #127 to #121 - reican
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Well forgive me if im wrong, but with all the sexist jokes around I am more willing to laugh it up in the face of an actual sexist and call them a joke.
To them and some others it may be called bullying but it is true.
Though real sexism is a serious thing, the one committing it is by all means a joke and a loser because they're obviously compensating for something.
#15 to #13 - anon id: 40548bd7
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Except we all have that one ********* guy/girl(and those of unspecified genders) who don't know when something is a joke, or the joke hits too close to home for some people, or even the idiots who take the joke too far. Education is our best friend and it's educating EVERYONE. That's the hard part. It isn't just one group that needs education. It's ALL groups involved.
#16 to #15 - reican
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If you're just an anon roamer or you just posted as anon idk, but either way. You sir/lady are absolutely right.
If you're just an anon roamer or you just posted as anon idk, but either way. You sir/lady are absolutely right.
User avatar #102 to #11 - scaratel
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my girlfriend tells me to make sandwiches and coffee all the time. Because I'm ******* awesome at it.
#97 to #11 - wecanworkitout
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I'm a woman and you've caught my attention. As a reward, I present to you, my pussy
User avatar #33 - jalthelas
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**jalthelas rolled user asatru ** Hai
User avatar #100 to #33 - newdevyx
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Hai means a shark.
User avatar #38 to #33 - asatru
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no
#87 - FatherPedobear
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Weird. Might get red thumbs for reference, but he looks a little like Randal Graves.
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