don't bring a gun to a machete fight. .. This only works when the one with the gun isn't prepared to kill, and then you could attack him with your fists and he'd run. It isn't easy to kill, or so I've
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don't bring a gun to a machete fight

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#2 - rimjobmcgee (10/08/2013) [+] (24 replies)
This only works when the one with the gun isn't prepared to kill, and then you could attack him with your fists and he'd run. It isn't easy to kill, or so I've heard. Hell 80% of soldiers the first time they're in combat, intentionally aim above the enemies heads
#27 - coolponyboy (10/09/2013) [-]
Here's the director's cut   
   
 Could not resist. Forgive me Raptor Jesus
Here's the director's cut

Could not resist. Forgive me Raptor Jesus
User avatar #10 - benjiburns (10/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Probably had a Rwanda flashback.

that was pretty bad
#41 - tikitaco (10/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#6 - theseqceeman (10/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
im guessing by the flag hes from el salvador   
   
so am i.....
im guessing by the flag hes from el salvador

so am i.....
#28 - ltbuttstrong (10/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Danny Trejo approves
User avatar #4 - beasert (10/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Some people can mentally handle being shot at. Almost nobody can handle someone rushing at you with a weapon.
#23 to #4 - zyketor (10/09/2013) [-]
I don't know.....    
If I was holding a gun and someone was running at me with a machete, I'm pretty sure I'd just shoot them.
I don't know.....
If I was holding a gun and someone was running at me with a machete, I'm pretty sure I'd just shoot them.
#64 - unncommon ONLINE (10/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #24 - soopergrover (10/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Should've screamed into his microphone. Would've intimidated him more.
User avatar #86 - mitchr (10/09/2013) [+] (14 replies)
This is why I believe bladed weapons are superior for self defense. Sure, a pistol might WORK well, but if someone walks up to you with a pistol and you pull out a katana...
Don't discount the psychological aspect.
#88 to #86 - mitchr (10/09/2013) [-]
Well, then again, they might also just shoot you out of panic.

#57 - roliga (10/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
All these neckbeard mall ninjas in the comments bragging about how superior knives/machetes are. It's even funnier when you think about how most of their ****** mass produced blades are Gerber **** or Cold Steel crap.
User avatar #47 - rocstarsix (10/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
listen up fgts. I work in law enforcement. A surprising amount of the time, the gun is either a pellet gun or just some dollar tree **** spray painted black. ******* gonna nog, then run off when someone calls their bluff.
User avatar #56 to #47 - azumeow (10/09/2013) [-]
My friend sold an airsoft SMG to his sister's boyfriend.

He gave it to another friend, who used it to rob a 7/11.

Fools.
#1 - shores (10/08/2013) [-]
OMG Machete real... and he works at as a cashier
#55 - theseventhalias (10/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #29 - ScottP (10/09/2013) [+] (45 replies)
Knives...don't need reloading
User avatar #50 to #42 - roliga (10/09/2013) [-]
As a firearm safety instructor who has seen a lot of stupid people talk about firearms before, you might just win an award for the most wrong thing ever to be said about guns.
User avatar #65 - pheggit (10/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
****** salvis and their machetes
User avatar #14 - adobo (10/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
guns for show, machetes for pro
#72 - improbable (10/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
a guns is useless if the wielder dont have the guts to pull the trigger)
#21 - remilia (10/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #12 - KayRed (10/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Like I've always said, guns are for pussies that can't swing a blade.
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