dogemaymay. . twee Hansen ‘-5’ drar PM t 47% ttl Posted: e please read Verizon ' 3: 115 PM My girlfriend doesant like my dog, so I appeal lo you, She is a pureb dogemaymay twee Hansen ‘-5’ drar PM t 47% ttl Posted: e please read Verizon ' 3: 115 My girlfriend doesant like my dog so I appeal lo you She is a pureb
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twee Hansen ‘-5’ drar PM t 47%
ttl Posted: e
please read
Verizon ' 3: 115 PM
My girlfriend doesant like
my dog, so I appeal lo you,
She is a purebred from a
wealthy area arid I have had
her 4 years. She likes In play
games. Not anally trained,
Has mug hair she' s a little
high . especially
the nails, but she levees
having them done. Stays up
all night upping but sleeps
while I work, Only eats the
best, mast expensive food,
Will greet yen at
the door after in mag day or
give yea love
when yawn down. Dots net
bite but she em be mean as
hell!
Spoonyone interested in
my M year old, selfish,
wicked, goldbricking
girlfriend? Come and get
her! Me and my dog want
her relearned! !
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #81 - rokulda [OP]
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(08/12/2014) [+] (19 replies)
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guys i got 1k thumbs on this but how do i get my colored text D:::
User avatar #108 to #81 - jukuku
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**** off.
#101 to #81 - anon id: 42ef3c55
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That's a pic of my dog faggot.
User avatar #102 to #101 - Dember
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Who would name their dog "Faggot"?
User avatar #106 to #102 - beautifull
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Forgot to log in but if I could rename him based on his personality that is exactly what I would call him
User avatar #103 to #81 - TwiztidNinja
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Coloured text is for OC, though i think you are entitled to like 7 days for 500 thumbs on reposts anywho? idk i should know more than i do but i never claimed i was a clever man.
User avatar #111 to #81 - hopporto
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its 1500, and you will recieve a colored text item.
User avatar #113 to #81 - kanadetenshi
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You should get it in items.
#115 to #81 - anon id: 4cba4e46
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You already got colored text.

Your textColor=white.
User avatar #82 to #81 - majestispaceduck
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(08/12/2014) [-]
check the item section on your profile
User avatar #83 to #82 - rokulda [OP]
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i got nothin m8 D;
User avatar #85 to #83 - gtocforyou
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(08/12/2014) [-]
Wait a while, you'll get an inbox message within 24 hours.
User avatar #87 to #85 - rokulda [OP]
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(08/12/2014) [-]
alright thx m8
#96 to #81 - shadowbreech
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If admin decides to give it to you he'll let you know. Somebody else said 24 hours so if he doesn't say something by then just sigh and enjoy your time on the front page.
If admin decides to give it to you he'll let you know. Somebody else said 24 hours so if he doesn't say something by then just sigh and enjoy your time on the front page.
User avatar #109 to #96 - hopporto
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its not decided, if he gets 1500 likes on this content he will get a colored text item.
#91 to #81 - ydosac
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Isn't it only for original content?
Isn't it only for original content?
#92 to #91 - rokulda [OP]
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(08/12/2014) [-]
ssssshhhhhh
User avatar #110 to #91 - hopporto
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(08/12/2014) [-]
No
#84 to #81 - nightlynutria
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User avatar #86 to #84 - rokulda [OP]
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#1 - anon id: f40d3149
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"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
Mark Twain (1835-1910)
#5 to #1 - lordraine
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********. I had a dog once that was literally saved by our adopting of him, and he still bit anybody who pissed him off. Which was everyone, and at least once a week.

If he'd been taken by any other family, he would have been put down before his second birthday.

Dogs don't refrain from biting people because of their good nature. They do it because of natural selection. All the man-biting dogs are killed. It's as simple as that.

I'm disappointed in you, Twain. Your pessimism didn't go deep enough this time.
User avatar #9 to #5 - iforgotmyothername
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(08/11/2014) [-]
how do metaphors work
#11 to #9 - lordraine
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(08/11/2014) [-]
They work by referring to something that's true. This isn't true.
User avatar #12 to #11 - iforgotmyothername
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(08/11/2014) [-]
okay ill go back in time and tell mark twain he's not correct because a funnyjunk user named lordraine once met a dog that didn't fit his description
#13 to #12 - lordraine
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You do that. Maybe while you're there, you can ask him to explain to you how a metaphor works.
User avatar #14 to #13 - iforgotmyothername
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i just came back from the past and he told me that a metaphor is describing a subject/something by comparing it to something that is unlike the first subject. he also told me you had to look up what statistics are and that you're stupid for believing he's incorrect just because you once met a dog that didn't fit his description
#15 to #14 - lordraine
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Pics or it didn't happen.
#16 to #15 - iforgotmyothername
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ok
User avatar #59 to #16 - dorfdorfdorf
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(08/12/2014) [-]
fukken saved

i will use this someday
#17 to #16 - lordraine
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That's obviously shopped. Twain would have never talked to Tech N9ne's gay brother.
User avatar #18 to #17 - iforgotmyothername
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youre shopped
#19 to #18 - lordraine
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Ran out of clever things to say already? I guess you should have gone back further and picked some cotton. Picked up a witty folk song or two.
User avatar #20 to #19 - iforgotmyothername
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yeah sure
#21 to #20 - lordraine
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(08/11/2014) [-]
You can't take a joke or make one of your own.

I'm amazed you ever got a text color.
User avatar #22 to #21 - iforgotmyothername
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i actually do that very often but i cant be ****** discussing with someone like you because youre obviously retarded and i dont wanna downgrade from demigod rodman to potato. thanks for the thumbs down buddy ill have to cry myself to bed now
#41 to #22 - mamaluweegee
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I find these types of *air-quotes* arguments annoying and infuriating as all hell.  As a reward for keeping a cool head/helping you to possibly cool off(if you need it) here is a chihuahua riding a tortoise.
I find these types of *air-quotes* arguments annoying and infuriating as all hell. As a reward for keeping a cool head/helping you to possibly cool off(if you need it) here is a chihuahua riding a tortoise.
#50 to #1 - anon id: 867dff2d
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For some reason I read if you put your dick in is stead of pick up
#61 to #50 - anon id: eac491a5
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this is a Twain quote, not a Descartes one
User avatar #42 to #1 - pulpunderground
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(08/11/2014) [-]
Man, it took him a long time to say that.
User avatar #46 to #42 - hockeycrazysteve
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(08/11/2014) [-]
that moment when a funny comment is less predictable than the funny content
#57 to #42 - dorfdorfdorf
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(08/12/2014) [-]
jesus christ, that was good
jesus christ, that was good
#58 to #57 - dorfdorfdorf
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(08/12/2014) [-]
ack
User avatar #90 to #58 - kandazz
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I get a feeling from your username that you play games that are FUN.
#93 to #90 - dorfdorfdorf
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is the joke that i'm retarded? or am i retarded because i don't get the joke?
is the joke that i'm retarded? or am i retarded because i don't get the joke?
User avatar #94 to #93 - kandazz
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!!!!FUN!!!! I'm talking about the Game of Dorfs. Dwarf Fortress.
#95 to #94 - dorfdorfdorf
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(08/12/2014) [-]
no idea
User avatar #97 to #95 - kandazz
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Well it's a game about a bunch of dwarfs and you manage them and try to stay alive as long as possible. This usually ends in dying in the most spectacular ways possible. From starving to death, to blowing yourself up from the alcohol you brewed yourself from surplus crops. From a mad dwarf (or dwarven vampire) annihilating your magnificent city from within, to a bronze colossus (or dragon, or eldritch horror, or goblin army) invading and wiping the floors with your dorfs. Mind all of these can be prevented and if you scum save you will have a dwarven metropolis where only the framerate will kill your poor, demanding dwarves.

The only downsides to this game is that it has been in development for so many years. I think since 2000? The guy still updates the game and it is fully functional, but I doubt it will ever be "completed" the way he wants it to be.

Another downside is that it is a straight ASCII roguelike. This is easily fixed by getting a ***************** and making it easier on the eyes.

I don't care if you're interested or not, I like you cuz your username sparked a spark and led me into an enjoyable... I wanna say rant, but I'm not complaining about anything.

What'evs. I've typed too long already. Enjoy your evening. Morning. Whatever.
#98 to #97 - dorfdorfdorf
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neato. if there werent 50 bajillion other games i want to check out, id check it out. also, it's fap time in two minutes
neato. if there werent 50 bajillion other games i want to check out, id check it out. also, it's fap time in two minutes
User avatar #100 to #98 - kandazz
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Happy fappy time then. I should mention that it is free to download at all times. Super steep learning curve.
#23 - ohemgeezus
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(08/11/2014) [-]
Too obvious
#3 - ineedthistothumb
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(08/11/2014) [-]
>Pennsylvania mentioned
>Swell with Amish pride
User avatar #25 to #3 - beautifull
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That dog lives in England though
User avatar #28 to #25 - beren
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If it was the English Lancaster then why is "dog" spelled without the 'u'?
User avatar #29 to #28 - beautifull
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eh?
User avatar #30 to #29 - beren
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User avatar #31 to #30 - beautifull
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beren pls
User avatar #32 to #31 - mettih
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this conversation is beautifull
User avatar #33 to #32 - beautifull
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Did you understand him?
User avatar #34 to #33 - mettih
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I think he is trying to make a joke about the fact that the americans leaves out the 'u' in alot of words
american - british
color - colour
favor - favour
i can't think of any more examples
User avatar #35 to #34 - mettih
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so because there is no 'u' after 'o' in 'dog' it makes it american
User avatar #36 to #35 - beautifull
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But if it there was a U after the "o" it would sound even more american, like a drunk texan from 1850
#37 to #36 - mettih
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yeah, no one said it was a good joke
#38 to #37 - beautifull
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Hey you hear that beren? you suck!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
#39 to #38 - beren
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#40 to #39 - mettih
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Nothing cheers me up more than this
Nothing cheers me up more than this
#72 to #3 - whargarbler
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I love how you used a promotional still from Amish Paradise.
I love how you used a promotional still from Amish Paradise.
#74 to #72 - ineedthistothumb
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I don't live anywhere near Amish country, I live outside of Philadelphia
User avatar #43 to #3 - ihateelfs
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(08/11/2014) [-]
how are we communicating?
#2 - anotheroneonearth
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a dog is fine too
#44 - hattheifbatman
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Who wants a bitch?
#64 - darkangelmeanya
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Sorta relevant
#53 - englman
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Can I teach her serious life lessons through a series of difficult and demeaning chores?
#75 to #53 - anon id: 629eeb0b
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"UUNNNGHHHH, RAPE CULTURE!"
User avatar #56 to #53 - thingexplain
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****, man. That's what women are for.
User avatar #63 to #53 - greendroid
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...thats sounds like a plot of a movie dont remember the name of it though
#55 to #53 - dorfdorfdorf
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(08/12/2014) [-]
only if that means anal
#76 - include
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(08/12/2014) [-]
It was a pretty obvious.
It was a pretty obvious.
#47 - uchihalover
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(08/11/2014) [-]
that gf should be more understanding like sasuke sama. she would definitely let the dog stay if she was!
#66 to #47 - pikininja
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