dj. . My dad was watching the weather channel in one room and my mom was in the other, The weatherman was a Russian named Rudolph. My dad yelled to my mom, "Hey
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My dad was watching the weather
channel in one room and my mom
was in the other, The weatherman
was a Russian named Rudolph. My
dad yelled to my mom, "Hey honey I
think it' s gonna rain tomorrow!" To
which she replied "How do you
knew?" He said, "I' m watching the
weather channel and Rudolph the
Red knows rain, dear"
slight pause then the house erupts
in laughter'
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User avatar #1 - traks (12/18/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Shouldve been "Rudolph the Red knows reign" IMO
User avatar #3 to #1 - iforgotmypasswords (12/18/2013) [-]
No it shouldn't
#13 - miscarriage ONLINE (12/19/2013) [+] (10 replies)
*roll ussr*
*roll ussr*
#17 - mattdoggy (12/19/2013) [-]
You'll never be that quick witted
#4 - epicscorpion ONLINE (12/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Oh, there once was a hero named Rudolph the Red,
Who came riding to the North Pole to help pull his sled...
User avatar #9 to #4 - littlebatty (12/19/2013) [-]
Oh, there once was a hero named Rudolph the Red
Who came riding to santa to help pull his sled
And the others did laugh and show their disdain
As he told of bold battles and friends he had made
But then they went quiet, at Rudolph the Red
When he told the head-elf Matilda, he said;
"Oh, you laugh and you lie and you make fun of me
Now I think it's high time that you watch me and see!"
And so then came clashing and dashing of hooves
but dear old santa said, he approves
And the raindeer and elves were hateful no more-
When Rudolphs red nose showed them the door!
#43 - akho (12/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That's one ******* elaborate pun.

Makes me question things...things about truth of fact
#23 - zyketor (12/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This sounds like a joke the comic Pearls before Swine would make.

....I love it.
#67 - wretchedlarva ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
This sounds like someone thought about this "joke" for a really long time and made it sound like an actual family situation.
This sounds like someone thought about this "joke" for a really long time and made it sound like an actual family situation.
User avatar #19 - datrandomazn (12/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
What the **** is a "Red"
User avatar #25 to #19 - drtrousersnake (12/19/2013) [-]
Russia=>Soviet Russia=>Communism=>Red
It's where the slogan "Better dead than red" came from
#35 - SILENCEnight (12/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Nope ** I uhh... I dont understand the joke
#37 to #35 - anonymous (12/19/2013) [-]
Well, aside from the fact the joke is lame as hell/never happened:
- It's a play off of the song "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer."

See, they're watching a Russian weatherman, a communist, a commie, a red. He knows the weather/rain. So, the punch line is because "Rudolph (guy's name) the Red (Russian) knows rain (is the weatherman,) dear (referring to the wife."
#5 - anonymous (12/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If someone said this in real life, no one would laugh. It isnt funny and only mildly entertaining. 0/10 would not be so done
User avatar #16 to #5 - slenderwolf (12/19/2013) [-]
Have you ever tried anal? I think you should give it a go, maybe then that stick up your ass would slide out a bit easier.
#56 - theseustheminotaur ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
**theseustheminotaur rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at WTF... Aeromorphs **

then this ****** came in
#52 - falconxmard (12/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**falconxmard rolled a random comment #1 posted by tarnis at subs ** :
**tarnis rolls 10**
#33 - mewiol (12/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#75 - comradewinter ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
#68 - hansjob (12/19/2013) [-]
this joke would work, if any russian ever had the name rudolph
#28 - blastauros (12/19/2013) [-]
Too bad that never happened. And if it did, your dad is a filthy ****** that stole a joke from the internet to try to impress a family full of complete faggots (namely, you).

In conclusion, I did not enjoy this post.
User avatar #66 - nomadfourohthree (12/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I am funny and I find this Russian.
User avatar #65 - greenimp (12/19/2013) [-]
Gee, that sure sounds like the punchline to a shaggy dog story I heard about... 13 years ago.
#45 - crustydingleberry (12/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**crustydingleberry rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at Organized ** chances were he didnt have a red nose so this implication is completelety irrelevent irragerdless of the situasion. mfw people try to make puns whenever they can
#50 to #45 - hoppy (12/19/2013) [-]
russians are known as reds. you ********
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