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#2 - include ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
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#18 to #2 - swiggityswoner (12/29/2013) [-]
The best part about this scene is that whenever she was on, church choir music would start playing in the back.
#8 - formerking (12/29/2013) [-]
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#9 to #8 - MuahahaOfLore (12/29/2013) [-]
he meant this arsehole
User avatar #12 to #9 - crimsonsunshine (12/29/2013) [-]
Don't know why you are getting thumbed down. that was actually in the show...
#3 - Yojimbo (12/28/2013) [-]
Ricky Gervais is like the Beetlejuice of Atheism. Say one thing about a God existing and BOOM, he's there to call you out
User avatar #23 to #3 - novembersky **User deleted account** (12/29/2013) [-]
Is he enlightened by his intelligence?
User avatar #26 to #23 - Yojimbo (12/29/2013) [-]
He is 2euphoric4me
#52 to #26 - John Cena (12/29/2013) [-]
He is a professional quote maker.
#11 to #3 - kez (12/29/2013) [-]
You mean

Ask him a question about religion and he will reply with his athiest response?
#58 to #3 - John Cena (12/29/2013) [-]
he doesnt cover his doorway in garlic?
fool
#83 to #58 - namdrut (12/29/2013) [-]
mfw people don't cover their front door in garlic.
#65 to #3 - Jameshaich (12/29/2013) [-]
He's funny.
But he's a fedora wearing weirdo when it comes to religion
#20 to #3 - swedishassassin (12/29/2013) [-]
It is my personal opinion that Ricky Gervais is an asshole with atheism. No one starts anything with him in debating respects, yet he doesn't shut the **** up and mind his own business, as well as set up his own punchlines with fake setups he made himself.

It's not hard to sound witty when you invent your own fake opponent
User avatar #25 to #20 - Yojimbo (12/29/2013) [-]
I agree entirely. As a comedian, he's funny enough, but as an atheist, he's just a dick
#15 to #3 - lamarisagoodname (12/29/2013) [-]
"gud dun exist retweet pls"

he's a comedian (a great one, at that) but nobody actually takes him seriously. It's the same with Bill Maher
User avatar #16 to #15 - Yojimbo (12/29/2013) [-]
I agree. If he weren't so aggressive about his beliefs, he wouldn't be so cringeworthy
#62 to #16 - John Cena (12/29/2013) [-]
His religious jokes are just cheap jokes. They dont even have to be clever. All he has to do is compare it to something. New atheist teethe for anything that's "reloogun is ghey XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD." I never new the voice of reason could sound so childish.
User avatar #17 to #3 - meganinja ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
Is this guy saying vampires aren't real? Athiest faggot.
#4 to #3 - John Cena (12/28/2013) [-]
I think he would prefer the term 'Professional rustler of religious jimmies'.

Seriously, the guy is great to follow just because of how mad people get at his comments (although personally I like to believe people can believe what they want, I still find it funny)
#64 - lemongrabble ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
<Always gets me
User avatar #40 - inanimateobject (12/29/2013) [-]
**inanimateobject rolled user tortalis ** I love you. <3
User avatar #46 to #41 - sabcy (12/29/2013) [-]
I don't
#47 to #46 - tortalis (12/29/2013) [-]
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#49 to #48 - tortalis (12/29/2013) [-]
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#50 to #49 - sabcy (12/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #84 to #41 - postie (12/29/2013) [-]
I never thought I'd see you outside of Shin.
#88 to #84 - tortalis (12/29/2013) [-]
Hai. :3
Hai. :3
#7 - kitchengypsy (12/29/2013) [-]
I lost it at the necrophilia one.
I lost it at the necrophilia one.
User avatar #37 - tonkkax (12/29/2013) [-]
I wish i could go "iPad" a couple times and get a new ultra high end gaming computer.
User avatar #42 to #37 - yorker (12/29/2013) [-]
or a new airsoft gun...
#53 to #42 - willump (12/29/2013) [-]
Both?
User avatar #27 - cadencee (12/29/2013) [-]
Wouldnt you just go on tv and say I - Pad over and over for 30 minutes?

Sure the show would have horrible ratings but you just made like 3 and a half million dollars
User avatar #67 to #27 - teoferrazzi (12/29/2013) [-]
show gets horrible ratings -> no ad revenues -> no revenues from celebrity endorsements either
User avatar #69 to #67 - cadencee (12/29/2013) [-]
But he didnt specify
User avatar #70 to #69 - teoferrazzi (12/29/2013) [-]
he didn't specify because it was a joke.
User avatar #82 to #70 - cadencee (12/29/2013) [-]
But how can jokes be real if we arent real?
#36 - xxvampirepriestxx (12/29/2013) [-]
>Of course my dear boy.
User avatar #29 - tonyaluma (12/29/2013) [-]
"Your mom is so stupid that she got fired from a blow job" Hahahahahaha got me!
User avatar #10 - turbodoosh (12/29/2013) [-]
Stephen Fry played my professor in a movie once. I just thought it was cool an felt like sharing. A civil action is the movie
#57 - redbannerman (12/29/2013) [-]
It's like listening to my Dad and my Uncle getting into a battle of wits..... then I walk into the room and they focus all of their attention to me...
#45 - wydell ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
I wish I could be this witty
I wish I could be this witty
User avatar #63 to #45 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (12/29/2013) [-]
witty? the guly contest joke is as old as ******* ****

and lets not talk about the other one. NEcrophilia? Thats not a joke against one, its against yourself. The only good one was the one about the dad.

and sincerely, both of them look like faggot teenagers from their mutual insulting.
User avatar #68 to #63 - combuf (12/29/2013) [-]
Please, tell me what you really feel about the subject.
User avatar #87 to #45 - wolviewolverine (12/29/2013) [-]
I think they espacially did low-brow humor here. You don't need wit for these. You have to learn them by heart.

Btw I sort of love comedy and the old saying still stays "Timing is everything". I often have great lines at hand in my everyday conversations, but most of the times you have to keep quiet or say your line perfectly timed. Too often I see people with pretty good jokes but they just "don't know how to tell jokes" or simply lack empathy to catch the reaction of listener/audience and to ammend the joke accordingly on the fly.

You want to be more witty? 1. Watch improvisation shows (Whose Line is an obivous must) 2. Watch debate shows, especially humoristic ones (Argumetnal) 3. Write stand up comedy and also watch some good stand up (G.Carlin, R.Williams, L.CK). Literally just try to write a 10 minute routine. Very stimulating. 4. Act, play improvisation and so on, whatever you can afford 5. The jokes you hear will eventually accumulate into your humristic knowledge and you'll realize more often than not you'll have a very quick funny input at hand when something happens. Try them out, see how people react. Remember also if it missed, don't wait for laughs or anything, just move on.
#38 - datfozzy (12/29/2013) [-]
Pic related
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#33 - suprmonkey (12/29/2013) [-]
I wonder if this can qualify as annoying
User avatar #31 - sirnigga (12/29/2013) [-]
#necrophilia
User avatar #14 - xdeathspawnx (12/29/2013) [-]
#necrophilia was possible the funniest thing I've ever seen.
#6 - teoberry (12/29/2013) [-]
The true twitter god is Dril. No one can top this ******
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