directed by M. Night Shyamalan. . Time to tell what happened to me some months age. e' never had a girlfriend, thus virgin fgets bored, go nut with friends ene  4 chan
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directed by M. Night Shyamalan

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Time to tell what happened to me some months age.
e' never had a girlfriend, thus virgin
fgets bored, go nut with friends ene night
agees to this party, lettes girls
see this ene girl. shy, cute and tubby
ennough to have lew self esteem
ffriends suddenly gone somewhere_ dent tare
ageing in fer the kill, starts to talk with her
Halls: fer a while. both getting drunk
Ashe asks if i wanna go to her house
ewe get to her heme, she lest the key and we go through the window
e' parents not heme, gene farms night or something
ewe start to make nut on the couch
ehhe grabs a held eff my arm and takes Me to her parents bedroom, somewhat kinky
Ashe drags of her shirt and bra, lays back and begs fer cock
forthe virgin train here i get
H jump on bed, heady have time to get undressed
ebbing alpha as **** , doing her doggy style while dragging her back
sstuff gees on fer 5 minutes
noise of car in driveway
eehee parents heme, yet she dent mind
ewe keep on going, not giving a ****
ethey get home. locking up frend deer
****** get intense, but aint stopping
ereth parents walks inte their bedroom at the same time, her helm screams
H keep pounding like net a **** is given by neither of us
mum en her back, in N parents
i get arrested fer dryhumping a pillow in random strangers house, being high' as ****
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#3 - heldiggrisen (01/06/2014) [+] (14 replies)
One. Of. The. Best. Green. Texts. Ever.
#5 to #3 - tittylovin (01/06/2014) [-]
I love greentexts
#2 - lusir (01/06/2014) [-]
#18 - theporkwhisperer (01/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Be 18

>HIT!
#45 - zorach (01/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
How did he get inside?
How did he get inside?
User avatar #48 to #45 - artistforlife (01/07/2014) [-]
"through the window"
#9 - lucariopwnz (01/07/2014) [-]
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#6 - drhondaboy (01/06/2014) [+] (5 replies)
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User avatar #33 - largilloquent (01/07/2014) [-]
i was waiting for it to the the wrong house
User avatar #56 - udei (01/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
you cant do such a thing from being high
#13 - omgheythere (01/07/2014) [-]
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#4 - misterfrog (01/06/2014) [-]
HRW
#8 - talesofkratos (01/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
how do you guys come up with this stuff lol!
#22 to #8 - moldybreadcrumb (01/07/2014) [-]
Obviously by being high as ****
#55 - AceofHearts ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
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#42 - princessren (01/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
what
like...what were you on...were you just hallucinating a girl?
User avatar #35 - huffe (01/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
oh m. nigth shamalamadingdong. you always knew how to toss my heart into turmoil
#31 - sexyhimself (01/07/2014) [-]
SHYAMALAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!
#7 - wuggum (01/07/2014) [-]
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