did you you faggot. . did you know? Cie In Australia, no one has died from spider bites since "1979, and only about 7 people die a year from combined snake/ sha
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did you you faggot

did you know?
Cie
In Australia, no one has died from spider
bites since "1979, and only about 7 people die
a year from combined snake/ shark/
crocodile/ jellyfish "attacks",
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User avatar #3 - thunderkrux (04/06/2014) [+] (10 replies)
"Only 7 people die from combined snake/shark/crocodile/jellyfish 'attacks'"

What he **** kind of place is australia if you get attacked by a snake, shark, crocodile, and a jellyfish at the same ******* time. Is Australia even real?
User avatar #4 - vegitolikesnipples ONLINE (04/06/2014) [+] (10 replies)
**vegitolikesnipples rolls 3** anything but a 3 and I delete my account
#1 - darkangelmeanya (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This should be reworded...   
Since 1979, no recorded people died of spider bites
This should be reworded...
Since 1979, no recorded people died of spider bites
#52 - Buhadog (04/07/2014) [-]
**Buhadog rolled image** mfw I die from a spider bite in the future.
User avatar #15 - mads (04/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I wish those scientists would stop making those snakesharkcrocodilejellyfish. They're really dangerous
#29 - themoderguy (04/07/2014) [+] (10 replies)
i find it ironic how Americans go around talking about how Australia is some hell-ridden horror land of spiders meanwhile Americans don't have healthcare or the right to privacy and i'm just chilling in Australia with my healthcare, cheap food, non spider-ridden death, healthcare and my cat. we actually have is quite good in Australia
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#46 - junkiejunkmcjunk ONLINE (04/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Seriously.....why would you post this? If people realize that this is a nice place to live they might start turning up here....we don't like outsiders
#21 - burninjack (04/07/2014) [+] (6 replies)
thats because australians have developed a immunity to all things poisonious. non australians would be dead in minutes of setting foot there
User avatar #14 - subaqueousreach (04/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Yeah, but you gotta take into account that Australians are some of the hardiest people in the world since they've had to put up with Australia all their lives.

There was a man who had a croc bite his head, and when it started it's death roll the guy wrapped one arm around it's head to keep his neck from being obliterated into nothing, and used his other arm to punch the croc until it let go of him. He had to get a couple dozen stitches, but other than some scarring he's totally fine.

Australians are the deadliest creature in Australia.
#82 - Welshhobo (04/07/2014) [-]
How could they tell you they died from a spider bite if they died from a spider bite.

THINK ABOUT IT
#41 - eighthzeus (04/07/2014) [-]
**eighthzeus rolled image** Still not going there so 			****		 you
**eighthzeus rolled image** Still not going there so **** you
User avatar #16 - kindremind (04/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Well they live in that hell hole, they've adapted to the demon spawns that crawl out of Satan's flaming asshole.
User avatar #40 - catdownstairz (04/07/2014) [+] (7 replies)
This only applies to citizens who have become one with the deadly environment. 80 billion tourists die every year from blue ringed octopus alone.
#38 - ellrotts (04/07/2014) [-]
Cunt..... 'Im Australian and I saw 5 people get eaten by a shark on my way to work this morning........ they only count the ones that survive the attacks and die after.
**** ... my missus dies 3 times last night from a spider bite.

Cunts dont know **** bout straya
#63 - konradkurze (04/07/2014) [-]
in the land where everything exists to ******* kill you....it breeds a hard folk who are born to survive in **** and love it
#9 - include ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
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#111 - yiffcario ONLINE (04/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
When I read "combined" I though people died from all those animals at once.
#110 - bluzzerstream (04/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
That's because they're all dead. Not a lot of people know this but 1979 was the year spiders took over Australia and took the shapes of humans. If you cut Through a australian spiders will be pouring out. Their leader was first aknowledged in the 60s but americans didn't believe it and that's why Spiderman is a comic and not a wanted poster as it used to be.
User avatar #105 - Ottovan (04/07/2014) [-]
"No one has DIED from a spider bite since1979"


Doesn't mean people aren't getting bit every single day....
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