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deserted island. What would be your Items ?. If your worst enemy was stranded on a deserted island. what are three things you q l would give / her? (ser. askred

What would be your Items ?

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User avatar #12 - fuckthepopo (01/27/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Give them a way off the island, some food, and a note saying "You're welcome" with your signature on it. By making friends with my enemies, am I not destroying my enemies?
User avatar #16 - temporalguardian (01/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Thanks for circling everything on the screen god knows if i'd notice everything on the screen if you hadn't.
User avatar #1 - deandrummer (01/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>box of capri suns with no straws
>mp3 player with their favorites songs on 20% battery
User avatar #7 - xxhadesflamesxx (01/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
1: a box full of sugarless gummy bears
2: Gympie Gympie plant
3: a camera that transmits the video for me so I can watch the show
User avatar #15 - meganinja (01/27/2014) [-]
1) A laptop
2) a limitless electricity source
3) a horrible internet connection that goes out frequently
#47 - lotengo (01/27/2014) [+] (4 replies)
1: joint with high quality weed.
2: a lighter for the joint
3: 15kg sugarfree gummybears
User avatar #2 - soggywallet (01/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Lube tube filled with super glue
>Porn magazine
>Gay rapist in a cage with anti-glue stuff

#21 - nighthawxx (01/27/2014) [-]
1. gun   
2. bullet    
3. rum
1. gun
2. bullet
3. rum
User avatar #5 - sanguinesolitude (01/26/2014) [-]
a collection of survival books, but each one has completely contradictory advice. Also a complete collection of the best books ever written, but with random pages and their endings ripped out.

inaccurate maps of the island and surrounding areas, with exciting but incorrectly marked places. like "fresh water" "promiscuous island girls" "applebees" etc.

a lifetime supply of sunscreen, and it's real sunscreen, but it feels like burning. So either you get super sunburned or feel like you are sunburned.
User avatar #9 - mattdoggy (01/27/2014) [-]
>crate full of good food, drinks, medical supplies, bug repellent , etc.
>building supplies for a mansion with blueprints and tools
>gps locator

After a short time he is mostly done building a mansion on an island and i show up to rescue him. Now me and him are bros for me rescuing him and we just have a fantastic time on a secluded island.
#69 - senseofpurpose (01/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
a crate full of gummy bears
another crate full of gummy bears
another crate full of gummy bears
User avatar #6 - dxninjaxo (01/26/2014) [+] (4 replies)
thank god for the red boxes....

1. a boat
2. fuel for the boat
3. lots of ****** food
User avatar #11 to #8 - theviusking (01/27/2014) [-]
Some people aren't twisted. Some people believe others can change or others just have secrets in their lives that make them act differently.
User avatar #56 - useroftheLOLZ (01/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
>Take batteries out of alarm clock
>Put them in Satellite Phone
User avatar #44 - naitsabesh (01/27/2014) [-]
>A bottle of laxatives in a water bottle
>Sugarless gummybears
User avatar #23 - coolfuzzy (01/27/2014) [-]
it was funny until rebecca black
#41 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
that 			*******		 second one
that ******* second one
User avatar #19 - scoobi (01/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I don't know if it is me but certain words are attached to ads like in this one, string and tablet. Does anyone else get this? If you are using chrome?
User avatar #20 to #19 - naruske (01/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, It probably reads the lightbulb and makes ads based on that.
#65 - AztecJew (01/27/2014) [-]
1.Their favorite food planted all over the island but genetically modified to eat organ and muscle tissue slowly and enhance the bodies sensitivity to pain.
2.A self-renewing fresh water supply that is chemically treated with an enzyme that slowly regenerates damaged muscle and organ tissue, but at such a low dosage that the most he can possibly drink at any given time will still only regenerate enough to keep him alive
3. A man-powered satellite distress beacon that requires one to run in what is essentially a human-sized hamster wheel to generate a charge and then climb up a five story tower to activate the alarm, but the charge only holds for about 60 seconds and in their degenerated state they will never make it up in time, in addition the signal doesn't actually transmit and only activates a countdown for the charge. This provides a sense of false hope and will ensure that their suffering reaches their soul as well as their mind and body.
#46 - solidor (01/27/2014) [-]
1. Medical kit for field amputations
2. Blow torch for cauterizing wounds
3. An illustrated medical dictionary to help identify the least essential body parts for when his hunger gets strong enough.
#72 - timmity (01/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i like friday by rebecca black
User avatar #83 to #72 - alexjonez (01/27/2014) [-]
I hate the over-usage of auto-tune and the horrible lyrics but i don't know i guess it just kinda rubs off on you like a friend you haven't seen in years
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