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Submitted: 07/23/2014
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User avatar #44 - uzerc (07/23/2014) [+] (21 replies)
>wake up
>take a ****
>get out of bed
User avatar #1 - huntronicles (07/23/2014) [+] (8 replies)
>wake up
>masturbate
>go back to sleep
User avatar #7 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (07/23/2014) [+] (10 replies)
wake up
call joshlol a faggot
life goal fulfilled, time to die
User avatar #96 - ecomp (07/23/2014) [+] (7 replies)
>7 am waking up in the morning
>gotta be fresh
>gotta go downstairs
>gotta have my bowl
>gotta have cereal
>seeing everything that time is going by
>ticking on and on
>everybody's rushing
>gotta get down to the bus stop
>gotta catch my bus
>I see my friends
>kickin in the front seat
>sittin in the back seat
>gotta make my mind up
>which seat can I take?
>It's Friday, Friday
>gotta get down on Friday
#116 - twotwelve (07/23/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>wake up
>grab a brush and put a little make up
>hide the scars to fade away the shake up
>"why'd you leave the keys upon the table?"
>here you go create another fable
#26 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (07/23/2014) [-]
monday: I'll do something productive today
>funnyjunk all day

tuesday: I'll do something productive today
>funnyjunk all day

wednesday: I'll do something productive today, for real
>funnyjunk all day

thursday: I'm gonna stop wasting my time on funnyjunk all day
>funnyjunk all day

friday: no funnyjunk today, I have a problem
>funnyjunk all day

saturday: I'll at least go outside today
>funnyjunk all day

sunday: NO COMPUTER AT ALL
>funnyjunk all day

repeat for several months
User avatar #35 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (07/23/2014) [+] (24 replies)
>try to drown out sounds of yelling next door and kids screaming
**** that sounds bad

are you still going to move to texas?
#140 - nighthawxx (07/23/2014) [-]
>Wake up   
>get cranky at my mom/dad for waking me up at 7 in the morning    
>go to work or school   
>come home    
>grease the gator   
>homework (if I have school)   
>shower   
>jerk the gherk   
>video games until 12 or 1 in the morning    
>crank the hand operated yoghurt dispenser    
>watch anime for an hour or two   
>fj   
>sleep at 4 or 5 am
>Wake up
>get cranky at my mom/dad for waking me up at 7 in the morning
>go to work or school
>come home
>grease the gator
>homework (if I have school)
>shower
>jerk the gherk
>video games until 12 or 1 in the morning
>crank the hand operated yoghurt dispenser
>watch anime for an hour or two
>fj
>sleep at 4 or 5 am
User avatar #77 - rui (07/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
dude I thought you were having it much better. what I just read seriously broke my heart
#141 - skyggen ONLINE (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #62 - nightmarecorpse (07/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>wake up
>think of all the stuff I should be doing to enrich and progress my life
>realize I'm a lazy **** who will never accomplish anything
>start to cry
>get mourning wood
>masturbate using own tears as lubricant
>pass out in pool of own filth and shame
#45 - infinitereaper ONLINE (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>wake up
>pass the gass
>kill the jews
>save the world
>go to sleep
>another great day
#147 - whatsaspacebar (07/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
-Wake up   
-FJ   
-Wish i had friends   
-Sleep
-Wake up
-FJ
-Wish i had friends
-Sleep
#224 - krayon (07/23/2014) [-]
**krayon rolled image**
> Wake up
> Grab a brush and put on a little makeup
> Have to cover the scars from this recent shakeup
> Ask myself "Why'd I leave my keys on the table?"
> Decide to work on my novel so I go to my laptop and start to create another fable
> MFW
#146 - herbolifee (07/23/2014) [-]
- Wake up, strap up and roll out the door
- Cap some punk-ass bloods and wait for the ambulance for fun (I live in the ghetto)
- Steal some rice and tuna
- Browse FJ on phone while on my way to GF who lives next to some loser
- Clap that bitch, she and her kids start yelling and screaming
- Send troll / hatemail to big brother admin, about how his site sucks and he should kill himself
- Maybe play some domino's
- Sell dope all day
- Sleep

MFW
#205 - romar (07/23/2014) [-]
wake up   
work   
internet   
sleep
wake up
work
internet
sleep
User avatar #222 - Karibookiller ONLINE (07/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>wake up at noon
> **** around until 3 am
>sleep
>repeat

gotta love broken legs
#494 - alilmetalkid (07/24/2014) [-]
- Wake up
- Shoot some guy, Ambulance comes (I also live in the ghetto)
- Yell at my wife, Kids are screaming
- Send big brother admin 10 emails telling him that his site sucks and to go kill himself
- Sleep
#383 - popkornking (07/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
-Wake up in the morning   
-Step outside   
-Take a deep breath   
-Get real high   
-And scream at the top off my lungs: "WHATS GOIN' ON!?!?"
-Wake up in the morning
-Step outside
-Take a deep breath
-Get real high
-And scream at the top off my lungs: "WHATS GOIN' ON!?!?"
#240 - ParadiseTroll (07/23/2014) [-]
>wake up
>open funnyjunk
>get bored of funnyjunk, open new tab
>open funnyjunk again
>eventually fall asleep
>repeat next day

Such is life.

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