daym dem lucky dudes. this guy found this note on a bookshelf in a coffehouse.. Ill) Tax}. Go behind the coffeehouse and wait for Jeff. You may want to bring mouthwash. daym dem lucky dudes this guy found note on a bookshelf in coffehouse Ill) Tax} Go behind the coffeehouse and wait for Jeff You may want to bring mouthwash
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #2 - Gwest
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(02/06/2014) [-]
Um, that is my birth date
User avatar #41 to #2 - emosadpanda
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(02/07/2014) [-]
Same here, but I'm 98. I wish I was a wizard like you.
#106 to #2 - rjake
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(02/07/2014) [-]
mine's the day after
User avatar #162 to #2 - riderdouble
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(02/07/2014) [-]
We share a birthday then.
#191 to #2 - burnheroee
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(02/07/2014) [-]
mine too!
mine too!
User avatar #7 to #2 - cptmongtard
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(02/06/2014) [-]
************* mine too! **** yeah, dude
#36 to #2 - Snowplows
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(02/07/2014) [-]
That's my birthday too, bro.
That's my birthday too, bro.
User avatar #39 to #2 - SirVladimir
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(02/07/2014) [-]
Same here. I'll be turning 21 this year.
User avatar #3 to #2 - billybong
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(02/06/2014) [-]
27, May 2015?

Are you a wizard?
#9 to #3 - shalaboom
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(02/06/2014) [-]
Be careful with your words, they are quick to anger...
User avatar #10 to #9 - billybong
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(02/06/2014) [-]
I dunno if I have to worry... he's not born yet
#29 to #10 - hillbillypowpow
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(02/07/2014) [-]
You're gonna get beat up by sperm.
User avatar #31 to #29 - billybong
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(02/07/2014) [-]
That's not the first time that's happened...

I was going to search in google images "sperm fight" for an appropriate pic... I quickly decided not to follow through with that
#129 to #31 - bighairyfart
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(02/07/2014) [-]
pussy
jk i love u no homo
All of the homo
User avatar #11 to #9 - Gwest
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(02/06/2014) [-]
Im not worried about people being nit pickers. Most reasonable persons will understand what I meant.
#15 to #11 - twiztidxson
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(02/07/2014) [-]
Reasonable people on FunnyJunk
User avatar #16 to #11 - billybong
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(02/07/2014) [-]
Oh I knew exactly what you meant. But If I can make a joke I will.
User avatar #18 to #16 - Gwest
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(02/07/2014) [-]
I guess nobody said you needed to make a good joke...
User avatar #24 to #18 - ROFLNINJA
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(02/07/2014) [-]
:o shots fired
#160 to #18 - cosmicapprentice
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(02/07/2014) [-]
Dat comeback.
Dat comeback.
#110 to #18 - pkrbarmovie
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(02/07/2014) [-]
Damn, you're flinging daggers, man.
#56 to #18 - anon id: c2d6ee11
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(02/07/2014) [-]
le mad trolololol 9gag army le le you mad so much wow very anrgy wow
#26 to #3 - limb
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(02/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #190 to #26 - existacne
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(02/07/2014) [-]
Thought it's Ray Bingo for a moment...
User avatar #163 to #3 - explore
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(02/07/2014) [-]
No, he's just a time traveler.
User avatar #1 - rikter
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(02/06/2014) [-]
Go behind the coffeehouse and wait for Jeff. You may want to bring mouthwash.
#168 to #1 - mrdrpage
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(02/07/2014) [-]
It's actually Chris. You may want to bring snacks.
User avatar #169 to #168 - rikter
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(02/07/2014) [-]
I'm going to bring something with cheese.
User avatar #170 to #169 - mrdrpage
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(02/07/2014) [-]
I'll bring the Gatorade and Fritos if you'll bring the cheese.
User avatar #171 to #170 - rikter
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(02/07/2014) [-]
Awwwwww yisssssss. Could you grab some Mountain Dew Supernova?
User avatar #172 to #171 - mrdrpage
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(02/07/2014) [-]
That depends... Will you bring the pizza Pringles?
User avatar #173 to #172 - rikter
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(02/07/2014) [-]
Sounds like a flan
#19 - apollyonyagami
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(02/07/2014) [-]
then he get mugged or something
User avatar #4 - mrhadrick
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(02/06/2014) [-]
i look forward to the outcome being posted
User avatar #28 to #4 - crotchmonkey
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(02/07/2014) [-]
I CANT WAIT THAT LONG
#54 - macarenaoftime
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(02/07/2014) [-]
i bet this is what the code word is
User avatar #145 to #54 - ipartywithpedobear
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(02/07/2014) [-]
निरन्तरान्धकारिता-दिगन्तर-कन ्दलदमन्द-सुधारस-बिन्दु-सान्द रतर-घनाघन-वृन्द-सन्देहकर-स्यन ्दमान-मकरन्द-बिन्दु-बन्धुरतर- ाकन्द-तरु-कुल-तल्प-कल्प-मृदुल- सिकता-जाल-जटिल-मूल-तल-मरुवक-मि दलघु-लघु-लय-कलित-रमणीय-पानीय-श लिका-बालिका-करार-विन्द-गलन्त का-गलदेला-लवङ्ग-पाटल-घनसार-कस तूरिकातिसौरभ-मेदुर-लघुतर-मधु -शीतलतर-सलिलधारा-निराकरिष्णु -तदीय-विमल-विलोचन-मयूख-रेखापसा रित-पिपासायास-पथिक-लोकान्



real code word
#199 to #54 - macarenaoftime
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(02/07/2014) [-]
thx for the thumbs guys! here's a kitten
thx for the thumbs guys! here's a kitten
User avatar #114 to #54 - OsamaBinLadenz
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(02/07/2014) [-]
On the topic of long words that look hard to say,

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz is surprisingly easy to say.
User avatar #146 to #114 - ipartywithpedobear
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(02/07/2014) [-]
that's because it's german.

in german, most of our long words are actually phrases comined in the ways of sentences, so we say it like one long word instead of pausing for each word.



like to say "that man that works as a manager of a meat factory" we'd say it like "manwhoismanagerofmeatfactory"
User avatar #149 to #54 - randombystander
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(02/07/2014) [-]
eurotrip post.
day made
#84 to #54 - Cherryblosom
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(02/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 - mkchillin
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(02/06/2014) [-]
You just have to suck a small, warm hose with your eyes closed for a few minutes
User avatar #12 to #5 - thatawesomesexyguy
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(02/06/2014) [-]
hehe.. small
User avatar #14 to #5 - sanguinesolitude
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(02/07/2014) [-]
well my car just got stolen... **** it I would consider doing it.
User avatar #6 to #5 - popeebl [OP]
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(02/06/2014) [-]
u wish
#140 - hypocritical
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(02/07/2014) [-]
TFW the coffeehouse is closed on may 27, 2015
TFW the coffeehouse is closed on may 27, 2015
User avatar #8 - krasisisback
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(02/06/2014) [-]
coffee house will be closed.
User avatar #112 - scoobi
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(02/07/2014) [-]
>Comes back March 27 2015
>Reads code
>$300 in Monopoly money
#32 - shabadaka
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(02/07/2014) [-]
**shabadaka rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Bubble wrap **
Tell us the code
#141 to #32 - meierme
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(02/07/2014) [-]
HAHAHA! nice roll
HAHAHA! nice roll
User avatar #38 to #32 - imsodrunk
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(02/07/2014) [-]
dat roll