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#9889 - doctordalek (07/04/2012) [-]
Any tips on just straight up getting laid for an 18 year old male?
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#10338 to #9889 - N. Korean citizen (07/06/2012) [-]
always be sweet to her, 'cause she's most important, no matter how you treat anybody else (except, of course your always nice to any kids in the picture, that's a given.). Never try to hurt her as much as you can emotionally, it sticks, and it alienates, each one permanently. If she's your "other half" then treat her like that. Get it. Nothing else really matters as much to her.
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User avatar #10339 to #10338 - Unborn (07/06/2012) [-]
Wow, that was pretty good.
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User avatar #10317 to #9889 - xxhunterxx ONLINE (07/06/2012) [-]
Walk up to girl.
Ask girl to sex.
Get rejected.
Rape.
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#10055 to #9889 - renegado (07/04/2012) [-]
Lol, you're asking a low quality site meant for funny pictures that is also full of 12 year olds on how to get laid. You fail.
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#10058 to #10055 - doctordalek (07/04/2012) [-]
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User avatar #10166 to #10058 - renegado (07/05/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm using this board for entertainment purposes. Lulz.
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#9985 to #9889 - jgk **User deleted account** (07/04/2012) [-]
flesh light. Thats just perfect.
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#9971 to #9889 - TheRacismVirus (07/04/2012) [-]
Hit all the late Parties....WITH CONDOMS.
Hit all the late Parties....WITH CONDOMS.
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User avatar #9963 to #9889 - lumahh (07/04/2012) [-]
Why don't you try to wait for the right person?

If not, go get an escort, prostitute, hooker, whatever.
Or go to the clubs and grind up on some girls.
Take one home annnnd there you go.
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User avatar #9973 to #9963 - TheRacismVirus (07/04/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, I meant that for the man who was asking about it, not you. But still, NO NO NO hooker, PLEASE. Not for decent young men.
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User avatar #10082 to #9973 - lumahh (07/05/2012) [-]
haha.
Hookers are scary scary things.
And I actually didn't reply to yours. If it came up as a notification then that's weird. lol.
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#9972 to #9963 - TheRacismVirus (07/04/2012) [-]
Hookers are DANGEROUS....only for 50 year old Rejects of society, NOT 18 year olds. Most of them are rape victims when they were 12 from father or step-father trash and HATE MEN. Any could snap anytime, all over YOU. NO NO NO.
Hookers are DANGEROUS....only for 50 year old Rejects of society, NOT 18 year olds. Most of them are rape victims when they were 12 from father or step-father trash and HATE MEN. Any could snap anytime, all over YOU. NO NO NO.
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User avatar #10083 to #9972 - lumahh (07/05/2012) [-]
I wasn't sure if hookers and prostitutes were the same.
So I listed them.
Sorry. haha.

But regardless, I wouldn't go for either. I'd just wait for the right person if I were you.
Good luck on getting laid. c:
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#9946 to #9889 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
Rape.
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User avatar #9944 to #9889 - mechaemperor (07/04/2012) [-]
Find a willing girl. Don't be a total loser. Get laid.

Pay a hooker.
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User avatar #9933 to #9889 - jokeface (07/04/2012) [-]
Scenario 1: you take a girl out, buy her dinner, see a romantic movie, go for a long walk while eating ice cream. take her back to your place for coffee, and with any luck, she'll put out.

Scenario 2: you take her out, buy her dinner, see a romantic movie, go for a long walk while eating ice cream. take her back to your place for coffee, and if she doesn't put out, you rape her.

i call that game the two-headed coin flip.
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#9891 to #9889 - N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
Getting laid isn't something that you plan. At least you pay for a hooker
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#10340 to #9891 - N. Korean citizen (07/06/2012) [-]
you can also get busted or badly hurt physically by one that "snaps" from being raped as a child and hates men. Or they've gone insane and they give you Aids on purpose.
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