I'm a musician, still in school, nerdy, and i dont do much. How do i get a girl who has very little interest in me? I'm rather shy, and tend to be blunt and often brutally honest

Why would you want a girl with little interest in you? Fuck her. Find someone who actually likes you.

How does i make a girl miss me more?

as far as I know im her second real boyfriend, and the only reason they split was because she feels a long distance relationship doesnt work out, he might come back in two years, which is when im going away. she says she never got bored with him, just like how she never gets bored with me. how can i know if a am or am not just some guy inbetween, someone to hold while she waits for the other guy?

Ive looked at some of your other advice on here and i gotta say movie dates aren't really a good first date, even if you hang out with a person regularly a movie theater while good when it comes to the fact its dark a bit intimate and you sit side by side in close seats thats also a bit of the problem while intimate is good you also take the first date as a chance to know one another on a different level then where you are and talking in a movie theater is not that great of a place to do so

I'm smart, funny, friendly, I'm a musician and athlete, I treat girls well and I can be very romantic, but I'm only average looking.
Is that really all that matters?

If you're a dude, then no, that's not all that matters. Dudes who are ugly as fuck can get girls all day long if they have the confidence. I know plenty of them. You just have to go after the girls yourself. I see too many nice guys sitting around bitching because they can't get girls, but you aren't going to get anything done sitting around bitching! Talk to girls. Get to know them. Ask for their facebook, their phone number. Ask them to go to the movies. Just waiting for girls to like you is not going to work. And if one girl doesn't like you, then find another. If you're really as ideal as you list, then it shouldn't be a problem.

Also, you don't always have to go after girls who look like super models. Most of them are fugly on the inside anyway, as you will see when they turn you down. Don't lower your standards, but also don't be a shallow prick.

Honestly, I am confident. I can hang out with girls, compliment them, laugh.
I don't even go after girls that are too good looking.
I went to the movies with a girl and she barely spoke to me.
I just don't know whats wrong.

Sounds like bad luck. If she won't talk to you, and if you made an honest attempt to talk to her, then it's just that particular girl. Just keep trying. You have the rest of your life. (I'm assuming you're fairly young if you know how to use the interweb, lulz.)

Alright.

figured id add im not 12 im 25 and we were together for about 6 years before then

I'm kind of biased on cheating because it pisses me the fuck off. But here I go.

First, I would tell her you've lost all trust for her. I'll assume you have. I would; who breaks six years or relationship for sex? And I'll tell you from experience, if you let this slide, she'll do it again. While not all cheaters stay cheaters, most do. They know they can get away with it if they're forgiven once. And because there's no trust left, there's no relationship. Trust is the most important part of a relationship and DEFINITELY a marriage.

If you want to keep her, then I'd tell her you need a break. Make her work to get you back. From what you've told me of the situation, it's entirely her fault this has happened, and she needs to suffer emotionally for it like you have.

Plus, I'd beat the shit out of the dude, and if you can't do that then I'd try to guilt trip him. Theend

I broke it off with her the day i caught them, i actually went to his house because he asked me to borrow my compressor and ramset to do work in his basement i had my shit packed and my old apartment back before she could get back to the apartment we had. i did end up kicking his ass because he goes to a bar that was down the road from where i lived im now far from their but he kept calling me out when i would respond to her text with leave me alone you dirty cunt because they both got a couple stds and i walked away clean i couldn't take his mouth so i shut it for him. but now two years later she keeps sending me emails messages on facebook and got my number from someone who was both of our friends phones because she thought my ex broke it off with him and they hung out, it was a ploy to get my new number he did call me once because he looked through her phone and i told him he calls me again its gonna end the same way but i cant get her to stop and i try to be a nice person but the fuse is getting smaller and smaller, to the point where ill go to the bar look her dead in the eyes and scream fuck off you dirty cunt...thats what im trying to avoid

What is she still saying? And what is he saying? I don't understand why they'd still talk to you. If the whole "fuck off" routine didn't work, I'd block them. You don't need dirty cheaters in your life.

I did block her account she starts new ones to talk to me i cant block her email address because she has so many of the things and she doesnt know my new number that stopped

He said shes mine now you better leave her the fuck alone i told him flip that script tough guy you got shit mixed, if i hear from you again its gonna end up like last time with her she sends messages saying i miss you, i just wanna know what your up to, maybe we can get together one day and talk to her i was ignoreing her for a while and then was nice and said look i told you when i broke up with you i really do not want anything to do with you please leave me alone then after a bit i got a little meaner and just said leave me alone then back to ignoreing her now its gone back around to leave me alone i want nothing to do with you go bug someone else. next step is going to the bar

Well fighting at a bar can get you into legal trouble, which is not fun. I'd just tell the dude you want nothing to do with either of them, and tell her the same thing. I'd be as brutal as possible using words at least. Make the bitch cry, who cares? You aren't her boyfriend, it isn't your job to be nice. The guy just seems like an angry douche.

he is and while he has a mean bark and will go with it all day he has no bite it was myself and another guy that normally pulled him out of the fire i know i made her cry at least three times because when i was being kinda nice i paraphrased. If it comes to down to me needing to find her and tell her to stop i will say stuff that will most likely make other people around want to kick my ass again i try to be as nice as possible but when shit hits the fan its on. The bar is owned by a good friend of my family so im not worried about legal trouble again i was looking for a girls point of view (assuming you are actually a girl, im gonna go with the benefit of the doubt on this) on a way to handle telling a girl to fuck off within the situation at hand. again he wont be a problem unless it comes down to face to face and making her cry doesn't matter if anything ill ask her to kindly to shut up

A girl i was engaged to cheated on me with someone ive known since 4th grade she wont leave me alone, how would i get her to while still being kinda nice before i just tell her to fuck off and to go fuck herself

how beat Lucifer in Devil Survivor Overclocked?

I have yet to play that, but I would think the last place you'd want to look for advice is Funnyjunk. Go ask Gamefaqs.

there's this girl i like but im not a 100% sure wat do

Well, you're not giving me much to go off of here. If you like a girl, talk to her like she's a person. Talk to her often. Hang out with her. Girls are not another species, unless they're crazy bitches, which need to be avoided at all costs. Ask her out in person when the time is right.

we hang out and stuff and i do treat her like a human being shes hard to read go for it or chill and look somewhere else

I have kidney failure and have to start dialysis soon should i choose Hemodialysis or Peritoneal Dialysis?

Freeze yourself like Fry in Futurama and wait for robotic organs to be invented. Get a new robotic kidney. Problem solved

spent 2 months getting close to a girl.
set up a date with her. (tomorrow)
best friend steals her away from me.

what do?

If you are a male, and if your best friend knew you liked her (if you're best friends I'm going to assume they did know), then I'd tell him the fuck off. What an asshole. I know it's corny, but I'd tell him how you feel. Best friends are typically closer than potential girlfriends, so that connection is the one I'd try to keep in this situation. If he intentionally took her, then depending on your demeanor, either kick his ass or forget about him.

As for the girl, if the date's still on, go. Tell her how you feel. If she honestly prefers the other dude, then there's not much else you can do. Don't go on with your life as the sad dude who lost the girl. If you meant your friend took her from the date, schedule a new one, or call her or whatever. You have to be straight up with people or you'll keep on wondering what could have been.

no they're in a relationship. shes long fucking gone.

Should I wait two or so weeks to ask my crush out in person or should i wait a few days and message her on facebook?

Always ask in person. It's not like she/he is going to disappear off the face of the earth until then. But, also make sure she/he knows you're interested, because the last thing you would want to happen is for them to become taken.

Another word of advice for being nervous: if you don't have the balls to ask her/him out in person, you probably shouldn't date them.

I would ask on facebook because of impatience, but I can ask in person but I would be nervous as hell though.

That's okay, being nervous is good. I think it's cute because it means he really cares what I think about him and what I'll say.

I don't think it really matters. I'd ask her to go to the movies in person. Honestly, I never understood the movies as a date, because all you're doing is staring at a screen together not talking. But either way, at least tell her your feelings in person.

What would you recommend as a better date? I don't have a ton of money so.