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theelderscrolls (06/26/2012) [-] So i got grounded for breaking vacuum cleaner and was told not to play Xbox. Parents go away for 4 days. Of cores i get online. Scumbag step brother takes a picture of me online. imgoingtofuckingkillyouwithmyfuckingpenis.jpg. Sends Pic to my MOTHER AT 3 A.M.. parents come home and yell at me for a good hour. Before this incident he was grounded for terrible grades and was told not to play xbox or get on computer. i saw him playing MW2 and on funnyjunk. didn't say a fucking word. How the fuck can i get back at my step brother without him realizing it was me. He works at KFC a shit load and inst home a lot. He Plays Xbox And Has A FB account and i have a cell number and acess to the fuckers room.
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N. Korean citizen (06/26/2012) [-]
you could stop doing bad shit so he doesnt have to report you to parents. i know people like you. its all about what you want RIGHT NOW. you have zero self control and you cant even go a few days without your xbox and do something that matters. you are someone who will have a gambling addiction when you are a adult. i pity anyone who lives in a house with a lazy, shitfaced, blame everyone else for stuff you could of prevented in the first place by building a little trust, asshole
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theelderscrolls (06/26/2012) [-] i broke a vacuum cleaner by accident. i felt my punishment was unjust. its funny how you can automatically judge a person you have never seen or met at 3 in the morning over a computer screen. and i do not blame others for the actions that i take. i admit i should not have played but really you are going to tell my mother at 2 am in the morning. the least you could do is tell me straight up to get off. btw dont tell me to do something productive when you are on the internet at 3 A.M, i work out, hang out with friends and right now im reading Gadsby.
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N. Korean citizen (06/26/2012) [-]
i said productive. working out hanging out and reading are all preparation activities.
unjust or not if you would of showed you could be trusted your parents would of taken it easy on you. im guessing you accidently broke it but your parents didnt believe you so they punished you. and since you the kind of guy who sneak to play xbox im assuming youve done other things to not have their trust in the first place
unjust or not if you would of showed you could be trusted your parents would of taken it easy on you. im guessing you accidently broke it but your parents didnt believe you so they punished you. and since you the kind of guy who sneak to play xbox im assuming youve done other things to not have their trust in the first place
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notsafeforcupcake (06/26/2012) [-] >Jack off into condoms for a month.
>Every time you do so, next time you shit, dip the condom into the water for a few seconds.
>Buy several extra large packages of anal lube and a couple of magazines of muscular men.
>Hide items in clever locations around his room.
Now all you need to do, is figure out how to make your father search his room while he's at work.
>Every time you do so, next time you shit, dip the condom into the water for a few seconds.
>Buy several extra large packages of anal lube and a couple of magazines of muscular men.
>Hide items in clever locations around his room.
Now all you need to do, is figure out how to make your father search his room while he's at work.
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xenxio (06/26/2012) [-] I know of a program i used to bust one of my cheating girlfriends. it basically remembers all keys typed (including passwords) you could take control of his Facebook probably. then again, since he has terrible grades he'll just leave it open. another thing you could do i suppose is change his xbox bio insulting himself, because cmon, how often to we check our OWN profiles on xbox?
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theelderscrolls (06/26/2012) [-] sounds sketchy because we have a family computer and he has 4 iPod chargers. and this thing that you plug into the wall charge it then you can plug it into your i pod. i dont know if you can hide that many chargers without him noticing. he has ocd and puts EVERYTHING the way he needs it. his room, everything straight and organized.
