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User avatar #5834 - amissingmouse (06/23/2012) [-]
Just one person replying will suit me.

Hanging, pills or cutting.
Which method of suicide?
#5961 to #5834 - FutaCow (06/23/2012) [-]
Hey, before you do that, would you mind traveling around the world and see beautiful sights? If not, then gif related.
Hey, before you do that, would you mind traveling around the world and see beautiful sights? If not, then gif related.
User avatar #5962 to #5961 - amissingmouse (06/23/2012) [-]
Been there, done that.
Cute gif btw.
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User avatar #5954 to #5834 - poopdec (06/23/2012) [-]
your not allowed mom said
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User avatar #5898 to #5834 - DrBobsPatient (06/23/2012) [-]
none of the above.
Hanging - not as effective as it might seem. you'd need a well thought out method/structure before you even think of hanging yourself.
Pills - likelihood of it actually doing what you want, very VERY unlikely. you'll probably cause liver damage. Of course that damage could very well kill you, but it wouldn't be quick, it would be almost a year of suffering.
Cutting - painful, very painful. if you ever cut yourself, you'd know. and once again, not a very quick way.

Trust me, i've been there and done my research.
Feel free to talk to me if you need a buddy to talk to.
User avatar #5874 to #5834 - purpleladybugs (06/23/2012) [-]
None. I don't know you, and you don't know me. But don't do it. You shouldn't have to end your life because of rough times; you'll get through it, and if you need someone to talk to about it, I might be able to help you.
User avatar #5876 to #5874 - amissingmouse (06/23/2012) [-]
You dont know me, and i dont know you . It really won't make any difference whether or not you say which one, eh?
User avatar #5877 to #5876 - purpleladybugs (06/23/2012) [-]
But.. why? You don't need to end your life. There are tons of people that care about you, and if you commit suicide you won't be the only one. Loved ones will do it for you. Just please, I'm begging you. Don't do it. It's not the only way.
User avatar #5878 to #5877 - amissingmouse (06/23/2012) [-]
There is no need to even pretend to care. I mean, really. I'm just some ranom person the internet.
User avatar #5879 to #5878 - purpleladybugs (06/23/2012) [-]
No, you're not just some random person on the internet. don't think of yourself as that. You're most likely an amazing person, and from what I can tell on your profile, you're creative. The world needs more creative people, and you never know. You could be the world's next huge artist. Don't commit suicide. There's no need. People treat the most amazing people like shit, trust me. I know. I see it happen daily. If you commit suicide, you're just letting them win.
User avatar #5880 to #5879 - amissingmouse (06/23/2012) [-]
Nah. I'm out.
No one really cares.
Especially the people who I really want to care. C:
User avatar #5881 to #5880 - purpleladybugs (06/23/2012) [-]
If the people who you really want to care don't, you need some new friends. I guarentee if you find some new people, that aren't shit to you, your life will be so much better. Just please.. Don't do it.
#5839 to #5834 - demetzgermeister (06/23/2012) [-]
pills. big half inch pills.
User avatar #5840 to #5839 - amissingmouse (06/23/2012) [-]
I'd love to, but I don't own a gun.
User avatar #5844 to #5840 - demetzgermeister (06/23/2012) [-]
go and steal one. what have you got to lose?
User avatar #5846 to #5844 - amissingmouse (06/23/2012) [-]
I don't know where they sell guns in china.
User avatar #5847 to #5846 - demetzgermeister (06/23/2012) [-]
how are you on FJ?
thought its banned.
User avatar #5848 to #5847 - amissingmouse (06/23/2012) [-]
No, not everything is banned.
THAT DOESNT MATTER THOUGH.
Just choose hanging, pills or cutting
User avatar #5849 to #5848 - demetzgermeister (06/23/2012) [-]
well considering you live in china, you could take a child hostage with a knife and the police will put a bullet in your head for you.
User avatar #5851 to #5849 - amissingmouse (06/23/2012) [-]
JUST. NO .
I want to go out quietly and peacefully. Just choose one of the fucking options.
User avatar #5854 to #5851 - demetzgermeister (06/23/2012) [-]
go out with a bang.
pills are boring, and hanging and cutting take to long.
unless you can figure out how to snap your neck right with hanging.
User avatar #5861 to #5854 - amissingmouse (06/23/2012) [-]
I know how to snap it.
User avatar #5864 to #5861 - demetzgermeister (06/23/2012) [-]
alright then.

why do you want to kill yourself anyway?
i consider suicide a complete waste.
User avatar #5865 to #5864 - amissingmouse (06/23/2012) [-]
Gets rid of life quicker. I kinda just wanna end it, so I don't continue to be a waste.
User avatar #5867 to #5865 - demetzgermeister (06/23/2012) [-]
well that's stupid.
but alright.
User avatar #5870 to #5867 - amissingmouse (06/23/2012) [-]
well, which one, eh?
I dunno which one.
User avatar #5871 to #5870 - demetzgermeister (06/23/2012) [-]
i don't even care.
drive a car into the sea.
your choices are so.... boring.
User avatar #5872 to #5871 - amissingmouse (06/23/2012) [-]
Mmk...
User avatar #6096 to #5872 - ScottP (06/23/2012) [-]
Well I don't want to have a life die here. You know what happens when you die? We will have been some of the last people to have heard from you.

However, if your mind is set, there is no way to change it
#5836 to #5834 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
masturbation... why even suicide jist masturbate
User avatar #5837 to #5836 - amissingmouse (06/23/2012) [-]
Masturbating is a temporary solution.
#5842 to #5837 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
ah yes but its a temporary solution to a temporary problem
User avatar #5843 to #5842 - amissingmouse (06/23/2012) [-]
It's a permanent problem.
#5853 to #5843 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
no life is temporary death is permanent
User avatar #5860 to #5853 - amissingmouse (06/23/2012) [-]
Either way, It's going to happen.
#5868 to #5860 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
which one life or death? im hoping you were reconsidering my masturbation suggestion.
User avatar #5869 to #5868 - amissingmouse (06/23/2012) [-]
Death.

You're samxdaxman aren't you?
User avatar #15113 to #5869 - samxdaxman ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
wat
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