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#5620
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amateurtroll (06/22/2012) [-] Alright. So, I'm an obsessive-compulsive. I was diagnosed four years ago by a psychologist. If there has ever been anything I have truly obsessed over, it's this girl I met three years ago. I met her at homecoming my freshman year. Apparently I'm an excellent dancer because she was amazed by me and wanted a slow dance, so we danced. She was and still is the most beautiful girl I have ever met in my entire life. Anyway, we started talking after that. I hung out around her and her friends. But soon enough, she picked up that I had feelings for her. Unfortunately, the feelings were not mutual. Sparing you the details of the following two months of agonizing depression and obsession over her, it concluded as follows: she convinced her friends and my friends into tricking me into thinking that she was a lesbian so that they could "get me off their backs." One of her friends snitched to me, though, and I the next day I told the girl that I knew. She apologized to me but told me that I was obsessive and that's why she did it. That was two and a half years ago. She graduated this year and I have hung out with her more than ever before, and it's rekindled the old feelings. I obsess over her endlessly every day and just wish something would happen or I could tell her before she leaves for college, which is in less than three weeks. I just want to love her, hell, even just kissing her once would be enough. She remembers that she has hurt me, but she thinks that I've moved on. I haven't and don't want to. Something's got to give. Please, FunnyJunkers, help me here. She hurt me yet I came back. What can I do? Until someone replies, I'm just going to leave this here:
"Something's getting in the way,
Something's just about to break,
I will try to find my place,
In the diary of Jane,
So tell me,
How it should be..."
"Something's getting in the way,
Something's just about to break,
I will try to find my place,
In the diary of Jane,
So tell me,
How it should be..."
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sarwarl (06/22/2012) [-] By obsessing over her, a girl who doesn't share the feelings that you have for her, you may be missing the fact that some other girl might like you, and maybe she's the one waiting for you to notice her. The fact that the other girl is moving away is good for you bro, you'll forget the things that made you obsessed with her, and it'll let you forget her a bit, but more importantly move on. Allow yourself to look at other girls in a new way, and you'll find someone who appreciates you for who you are.
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amateurtroll (06/22/2012) [-] Well, keep in mind that the first time I fell for her was two and a half years ago. Since then I have liked plenty of other girls, but I have never felt as strongly for them as I have for this girl. In fact, I have never felt any emotion as strong as my love for her. I've almost been living in a dead world since her. There has been at least one girl who liked me since then and I liked her, but... oh! There's another great story! So, it had been a year since the first girl (let's just label her K). I was a sophomore at that point. One day this senior girl (let's call her C) texts me and we start talking. The next day she told me that she had a huge crush on me. I ask her out. She declines because we don't know each other well enough yet. We talk for about a month and get really close. Then when my feelings were at their climax, I ask her out again. That's when she tell me that she's had a boyfriend for sixteen months and can't go out with me. I gave her a choice: me or him. She chose him. We stopped talking. Though I never felt as strongly for C as I did for K, I came so close, yet I was betrayed again. There have been other girls between K then and K now, but I never actively pursued them because I could never get into the same social situations to even initiate conversation. That's part of other underlying social problems, but regardless. Sorry for the long reply, but I just felt that you should know how I feel about finding others who supposedly appreciate me.
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amateurtroll (06/22/2012) [-] Have you ever heard the song "My Curse" by Killswitch Engage? The chorus is, "There is love / burning to find you / will you wait for me?" I would love nothing more than for that to be true for me, yet with my experiences with girls, I doubt it.
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jgk **User deleted account** (06/22/2012) [-]
Doubt,What If, These are the only things which stop a man from being excelled in what he does.
Songs are fairy tales man, even barbarians could write it well enough , to trick us into its slippery depths. But reality is completely different. You have to move-on ,if the girl says no. Talk to her about it as soon as possible
Songs are fairy tales man, even barbarians could write it well enough , to trick us into its slippery depths. But reality is completely different. You have to move-on ,if the girl says no. Talk to her about it as soon as possible
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punmeister (06/22/2012) [-] Honestly, tell her how you feel. There are two possible outcomes to this situation:
1. She sees that you're a guy with good intentions and a good heart, and she agrees to be your girlfriend or whatever.
2. She tells you that she does not reciprocate your feelings, and wants to just stay friends.
Either way, you win. How, you may ask? With situation 1, you get what you wanted initially, and your obsession can move into love & devotion for this girl. With situation 2, it will suck right now, but I have a feeling that flat-out rejection will at least dampen your obsession with her. Plus, if she's leaving for college in 3 weeks, she'll be farther away and you won't have to constantly be around her.
I've been crazy for a few girls in my time (I also happen to be obsessive-compulsive), and my obsession with said girls have abruptly ended the minute I found out that they didn't feel the same way about me (or I found some gaping flaw in their personality; huge bitch, sleeps around, etc.). So that's my advice, speaking from experience.
1. She sees that you're a guy with good intentions and a good heart, and she agrees to be your girlfriend or whatever.
2. She tells you that she does not reciprocate your feelings, and wants to just stay friends.
Either way, you win. How, you may ask? With situation 1, you get what you wanted initially, and your obsession can move into love & devotion for this girl. With situation 2, it will suck right now, but I have a feeling that flat-out rejection will at least dampen your obsession with her. Plus, if she's leaving for college in 3 weeks, she'll be farther away and you won't have to constantly be around her.
I've been crazy for a few girls in my time (I also happen to be obsessive-compulsive), and my obsession with said girls have abruptly ended the minute I found out that they didn't feel the same way about me (or I found some gaping flaw in their personality; huge bitch, sleeps around, etc.). So that's my advice, speaking from experience.
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amateurtroll (06/22/2012) [-] Well, you see, my obsession for her was rekindled after having spent a bunch of time around her at the end of May. But since then, I actually haven't seen her. I almost want to spend as much time around her as possible until the day she has to leave. Then, maybe I will tell her how I've felt, but maybe, just maybe, friendship will have proven to be enough. But in the meantime, not seeing her is driving me crazier every day. And it turns out that I won't get to see her this evening as I had anticipated. I need to start YOLOing and spend as much time with her as I can.
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loveyameanish (06/22/2012) [-] I'm a little useless in this situation since I don't know all the information, but I would recommend just laying all your cards out on the table and telling her everything. You have nothing to lose since she's leaving in such a short time anyway. It can only go two ways, so just prepare yourself for both outcomes..
I'unno, you seem like a real sweetheart, her loss. :3
I'unno, you seem like a real sweetheart, her loss. :3
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amateurtroll (06/22/2012) [-] Actually, I think there is something to lose: her friendship. But if anything, I want to preserve that. Then again, I don't want to "friendzone" myself.
Thanks for saying I'm a sweetheart. That's what her friends told me... before they betrayed me. But really, thank you.
Thanks for saying I'm a sweetheart. That's what her friends told me... before they betrayed me. But really, thank you.
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loveyameanish (06/22/2012) [-] I know you wont want to hear this, but if she's moving far away, then there's a chance you're not going to be as close as you were before. Not saying you wont be friends anymore, just that it might get a little awkward since you'll be so far apart. So if it's going to change anyway, you should at least find out how she feels so you're not tortured by what-ifs when she leaves...
No problem, it's the truth :3
No problem, it's the truth :3
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amateurtroll (06/22/2012) [-] Considering that she has a boyfriend and kind of has a second boyfriend in a way, I doubt that I'm on the list. But here's some things I keep in mind. I go to a small Catholic high school. My graduating class will be thirty-five kids. Usually, when a senior is dating a junior, if the relationship lasts over the summer and into the fall, then the junior (who is now a senior) invites the now-in-college significant other to homecoming. Now, her and I aren't a couple, but there have been really good friends who have done this under these circumstances as well. My plan is to get as close to her as I possibly can and then maybe by the time homecoming rolls around this upcoming year, maybe she will come with me. Just a thought.
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loveyameanish (06/22/2012) [-] Well, if she has a boyfriend AND a secondary boyfriend, and has hurt you badly in the past... Are you sure she's worth it?
I'm sorry if that offends you, but as a girl I know other girls well, and usually the ones who hurt others and cheat are repeat offenders and take a long time to grow up..
I'm sorry if that offends you, but as a girl I know other girls well, and usually the ones who hurt others and cheat are repeat offenders and take a long time to grow up..
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amateurtroll (06/22/2012) [-] Exactly. At this point, I actually don't think that I even want a relationship with her. I just want to find some closure with her. Yet, I want to love her. In my mind, and call it a fantasy, I would like to believe that if I am the one who faithfully sticks around no matter how much she abuses me or herself, that one day when she finally opens her eyes, I will be the first thing she sees and then she will realize what she's had all along.
Oh no, that didn't offend me at all. I've heard it many times before.
Oh no, that didn't offend me at all. I've heard it many times before.
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amateurtroll (06/22/2012) [-] Well, I'll be seeing her tomorrow. It sounds corny but I've really latched onto the YOLO thing, not because it's a catchy little pop culture saying but because, if you really think about it, it has a fairly deep meaning. If I only live once, then why would I waste these next few weeks letting her go without letting her know how I feel? She's taken, yes, but still. I need closure on this before I start my senior year. I don't want to ride the coattails of a three-year-old obsession into the best year of my life so far.
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bukkakeninja (06/22/2012) [-]
From what I'm getting here is that she's just not that into you and she is also taken it just seems like she really doesn't have an interest in you. If i were you i'd just let it go eventually you'll meet someone else. The way things are going how you explained them now it just seems like you're going to end up throwing your body onto hers and it's not mutual and will just make you look bad in the end.
About your YOLO theory here it could also be used the other way, why waste your time obsessing when there could be a perfect girl for you around the corner but you're too busy focusing on the one girl who maybe doesn't want you.
About your YOLO theory here it could also be used the other way, why waste your time obsessing when there could be a perfect girl for you around the corner but you're too busy focusing on the one girl who maybe doesn't want you.
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fkelly (06/22/2012) [-] Exactly. You must tell her to see how she feels and then maybe you mind will be at rest knowing you tried. If you don't say anything you will always be tormented by the thought of what could of been. YOLO has an very simple but powerful meaning but it has been beat into the ground by the likes of Facebook sluts making into an excuse to do stupid shit. After all you do only live once and when your'e lying on your death bed you want to be able to look back and say you lived it right.
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amateurtroll (06/22/2012) [-] To bukkakeninja, yes, I have already considered that YOLO is a two-way street. We shouldn't pass up chances to do great things and have the regret that we didn't didn't do them, but also we shouldn't do things that we'll regret. It turns out that I won't be seeing her today, which keeps the obsession growing, but I just need to tell her how I have felt for so long before she leaves for college. At the same time, she considers us to be friends now, so I don't want to ruin that.
Oh, and let me throw something else out there that might twist things: for a while there, she practically had two boyfriends.
Oh, and let me throw something else out there that might twist things: for a while there, she practically had two boyfriends.
