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User avatar #5355 - derminous **User deleted account** (06/20/2012) [-]
Guys, it's 3AM where i live, i'm completely sober, but, my friend dared me to put my cock in my neighbor's letter box, and now he's fucked off, i can't get it out without hurting it, and my friend won't help, i'm typing this from my phone, what do i do?
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#5386 to #5355 - awesomebubbles (06/20/2012) [-]
think of cutting your dick off with a rusty spoon, you should go floppy pretty quick then pull it out.
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User avatar #5362 to #5355 - motty (06/20/2012) [-]
You'll have to gnaw through it
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User avatar #5357 to #5355 - Noah (06/20/2012) [-]
Use spit as lube
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User avatar #5359 to #5357 - derminous **User deleted account** (06/20/2012) [-]
...I'll put that down as a last resort.
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