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#5365 - colgatez **User deleted account** (06/20/2012) [-]
Okay, So recently I have been staying up all night, Idk why. And It was all fine until yesterday. Yesterday I was staying up all night as usual on the computer. I heard someone getting up in the other room so I quickly turned off my computer and acted like I was asleep. My grandpa opened my door, and saw me asleep. He walked up to my bed and pulled my pants down and started to rub my penis and said: "Good thing you never wake up when I do this" Guys I'm scared, and I don't know what to do. Advice please?
Okay,
So recently I have been staying up all night, Idk why.
And It was all fine until yesterday. Yesterday I was staying up all night as usual on the computer. I heard someone getting up in the other room so I quickly turned off my computer and acted like I was asleep. My grandpa opened my door, and saw me asleep. He walked up to my bed and pulled my pants down and started to rub my penis and said: "Good thing you never wake up when I do this" Guys I'm scared, and I don't know what to do. Advice please?
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User avatar #65579 to #5365 - advicedude (04/13/2013) [-]
Kill him and eat him. No one will be the wiser.
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User avatar #27701 to #5365 - sethperson (09/19/2012) [-]
Move out of there, YESTERDAY!
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#5512 to #5365 - suikerpapa (06/21/2012) [-]
as he's doing it, turn over and open your eyes really sudden and really wide.. proceed to sit up straight with eyes still very wide open and whisper loudly in your best redneck accent: get the hell of my property!.

Then lay down again and close your eyes and continue to pretend you're asleep... The next morning, when your grandpa will look at you weird, ask him what is wrong.. Then laugh at his stupid excuse for his weird look..


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User avatar #5494 to #5365 - fisticuffsactivate (06/21/2012) [-]
As he's doing it wake up and say, "Ram chilli chilli chilli chilli tam tam tam tam wam wam". Idk
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User avatar #5437 to #5365 - BeaverBalls ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
cut off your dick


now he wont have anything to rub
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User avatar #5383 to #5365 - massi (06/20/2012) [-]
Nice story son, but go to sleep now, we talk about it tomorrow!
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User avatar #5374 to #5365 - sunnyday (06/20/2012) [-]
Oh god, my ribs.
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