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#4900 - alphajunk (06/18/2012) [-]
Hey FJ. i know you guys arent no doctors but i have a health problem:
Im 15 and i have some but not sharp pain lower left and right abdomen pelvic area.
I know its not appendicitis but what is it? one side hurts and when that side stops hurting the other side starts.
(i have Emetophobia and im kinda thin)
User avatar #5015 to #4900 - squishynacho (06/19/2012) [-]
cramping maybe? i aint tryin to be a bitch either. drink some water. if thats not it and its been hurting for this long, id prolly go see a doctor. if you're okay, than awesome. wish i was more of a medical expert for you.
User avatar #4997 to #4900 - Zarke (06/19/2012) [-]
My tip? Most of us aren't doctors (for those of us that are, how the fuck did you manage to get through with us stupidifying you?) and we can't know the full extent of your symptoms. If it's been going on since almost the beginning of the month, I doubt it'll go away any time soon. Who knows, maybe some muscular things, especially with muscles you don't use all that often don't heal all that quickly on you. But whatever it is, if it's been with you this long, it's probably something that should be checked by a trained professional, not some faceless Internet hoard.
User avatar #5014 to #4997 - alphajunk (06/19/2012) [-]
thanks bro. at least your advice counts
User avatar #5023 to #5014 - Zarke (06/19/2012) [-]
Just admitting my incompetence here. But really, get it checked. Pronto.
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User avatar #4933 to #4918 - cuntism ONLINE (06/18/2012) [-]
STOP USING WEBMD! Those are some serious diagnosises (diagnosii ?).
JAUNDICE, REALLY ? You do realise there are plenty more symptoms to go with what you've said, simply looking up kidney pain and going for the ones marked "shit nigga you dead if it's this!" doesn't do anyone any good :P

You could have just a simple strain depending how long you've had it, do you do any awkward lifting or regular weight exercise ? Think of a hernia without the herniation, just strain against the walls.

If it is your kidneys you could have a ton of problems with them and it not be serious, they're extremely sensitive but resilient...but you're much more likely to feel the pain to the side and it would radiate out your back, not your sides (my kidneys are FUCKED, spent 10 years taking 10+ e pills 5-6 days a week, now when I drink it's like tyson is using me as his punching bag/girlfriend)

Also have you done any sports lately and hurt your testicles ? If you've pulled the tubes in a strain you would feel the pain more up, it's a funny one

Talking of funny testicles wanna hear a gross story ? Nope ? Well TS it's my keyboard...
Lived with this german lad x years ago, he had to have an operation to remove his testicle from inside him because this girl was hitting on him and she wouldn't take no for an answer so he threw his drink on her and told her, in his own colourful way, that she should go pleasure herself on a barbed wire fence.

Although she was clearly a hobag extraordinaire so you'd think she would welcome sexual advice, she wasn't happy and proceeded to kick him in the balls..with those pointed perriwinkle shoes...and did it so hard it forced the testicle up inside his body.

Fun fact, he lost 3 pints of blood from a rupture!

So hey...at least it's not that ;)
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#4934 to #4916 - alphajunk (06/18/2012) [-]
lol no its on the sides, where the hip area is.
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