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#3287 - thetrojansbroke (06/14/2012) [-]
I just need some advice to get my ex out of my head she just stopped talking to me and im priety sure we are over and it sucks cause now i feel bad that she wont evin reply to my texts at all and she hasnt actually broken up with me i know its over because its been 2 months now and i cant reach her so some one plz if you have some advice to get over her plz tell me
User avatar #3300 to #3287 - pleasureabledino (06/14/2012) [-]
I'mma sound like a dick here, but I always do, so forgive me for this....

Move on. She broke up with you? Fine, fuck her. She's just ditched the best thing in her life. You're more awesome than her anyway, so whatevs. Go find some slammin' hotty to fuck as a rebound, then get back out there to be awesome again. Live every day like it's your last day on earth, and you'll be happy.
#3302 to #3300 - thetrojansbroke (06/14/2012) [-]
teach me how to pick up sed girls.... in sfl they are all bitches
User avatar #3305 to #3302 - pleasureabledino (06/14/2012) [-]
Grind up on some drunk slutty looking chick in a club and you'll be fine. Just wear a dommy so you don't catch dickpimples.
#3316 to #3305 - loveyameanish (06/14/2012) [-]
Oh my God. I may have peed a little...
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