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#3287 - thetrojansbroke (06/14/2012) [-]
I just need some advice to get my ex out of my head she just stopped talking to me and im priety sure we are over and it sucks cause now i feel bad that she wont evin reply to my texts at all and she hasnt actually broken up with me i know its over because its been 2 months now and i cant reach her so some one plz if you have some advice to get over her plz tell me
User avatar #3300 to #3287 - pleasureabledino ONLINE (06/14/2012) [-]
I'mma sound like a dick here, but I always do, so forgive me for this....

Move on. She broke up with you? Fine, fuck her. She's just ditched the best thing in her life. You're more awesome than her anyway, so whatevs. Go find some slammin' hotty to fuck as a rebound, then get back out there to be awesome again. Live every day like it's your last day on earth, and you'll be happy.
#3302 to #3300 - thetrojansbroke (06/14/2012) [-]
teach me how to pick up sed girls.... in sfl they are all bitches
User avatar #3305 to #3302 - pleasureabledino ONLINE (06/14/2012) [-]
Grind up on some drunk slutty looking chick in a club and you'll be fine. Just wear a dommy so you don't catch dickpimples.
#3316 to #3305 - loveyameanish (06/14/2012) [-]
Oh my God. I may have peed a little...
User avatar #3296 to #3287 - payhemseht **User deleted account** (06/14/2012) [-]
bad advice: drink heavily, and alone. You'll become overly emotional and would rather not let anyone see you. Days will go by without you noticing and sooner or later she'll become someone you used to know.

other advice: it's really too soon to give any decent advice. Since the brake-up is pretty recent, it's okay to think about it more frequently. Just wait a while, depending on how long the relationship lasted. Distract yourself with other things and spend more time with friends.
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