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User avatar #3251 - hellkitequeen (06/14/2012) [-]
want to sneak a guy over house because parents will be out of town. Parents leaving younger brother here with me. How do I do this >.<
User avatar #3277 to #3251 - pleasureabledino (06/14/2012) [-]
If there's whiskey in the house and he's young, about 1-3, rub some whiskey on his tonsils and gums. He'll pass out like a light. If he's older, sledgehammers usually work.

I kid, I kid. Just be all "hey man, he's a friend from school, and we're gonna be studying. Don't bother us unless you're dying." Problem solved.
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User avatar #3293 to #3277 - hellkitequeen (06/14/2012) [-]
That would work.... if I didnt graduate last year. Ive got no reason to have people over for studying. I like the sledgehammer idea! XD
User avatar #3327 to #3293 - lumahh (06/14/2012) [-]
Are you not in college?
User avatar #3337 to #3327 - hellkitequeen (06/14/2012) [-]
nope. got a job as soon as i graduated.
User avatar #3295 to #3293 - pleasureabledino (06/14/2012) [-]
Ask him if he wants to party. Get him a can of Pulse or a Cruiser or something and put a crushed Valium in it. He'll be more passed out than I was last weekend. And that's saying something.
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#3270 to #3251 - payhemseht **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3292 to #3270 - hellkitequeen (06/14/2012) [-]
Hes 15... we get along pretty well for the most part, but if I do anything that bothers him he will tell... its happened in the past. He might say something =/
User avatar #3256 to #3251 - chooseme (06/14/2012) [-]
first of all, tell me where you live so i can do some research
User avatar #3259 to #3256 - hellkitequeen (06/14/2012) [-]
haha not giving out my address :p
User avatar #3260 to #3259 - chooseme (06/14/2012) [-]
research purposes
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