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Fj, me and my gfs 1 year is coming up. we cant fuck at our houses because of our parents. lets spitball some ideas.
It's what I'm here for!
But all joking aside, hidden part of a beach on a picnic rug or something? in the bushes at a park in the middle of the night? sneak it in the shitbox at the mall? She just has to be quiet with that last one. I'm a bit of an exhibitionist, though.
But all joking aside, hidden part of a beach on a picnic rug or something? in the bushes at a park in the middle of the night? sneak it in the shitbox at the mall? She just has to be quiet with that last one. I'm a bit of an exhibitionist, though.
What a bastard. Been there, bro....I'm shit out of idea's though, tbh. :/ Although, minionriser has an idea there: Just have a root in your room. If the parental figures walk in, finish like an absolute beast, but don't look at them. I don't know how old you are, but they need to deal with the fact that their young bloke is getting his freak on.
Just do it in your bedroom then, and if your parents walk in on you, look at them and finish it like a beast! J/k, don't look at them. Next best thing would be to walk around and try to find a somewhat secluded place where you two can fuck without your moaning/screaming attracting attention. That's what my ex and I did for our first time together.