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User avatar #3267 - imaedsomepoos (06/14/2012) [-]
Fj, me and my gfs 1 year is coming up. we cant fuck at our houses because of our parents. lets spitball some ideas.
User avatar #3326 to #3267 - lumahh (06/14/2012) [-]
Would any of your friends be willing to let you guys do that in their home?
lol.
User avatar #3285 to #3267 - lolme (06/14/2012) [-]
Fucking do it in the bed? Lol... Unless she screams like a fucking pig there shouldn't be any problem... (My ex kinda did that, but I always watched movies with high volume to cover up the noises, hahaha.)
User avatar #3274 to #3267 - pleasureabledino (06/14/2012) [-]
Front seat of your parents car.
Against the front door of your/her house.
ON your parents while their knocked out with 2 valium.
User avatar #3280 to #3274 - imaedsomepoos (06/14/2012) [-]
than you for those...brilliant...ideas
User avatar #3282 to #3280 - pleasureabledino (06/14/2012) [-]
It's what I'm here for!

But all joking aside, hidden part of a beach on a picnic rug or something? in the bushes at a park in the middle of the night? sneak it in the shitbox at the mall? She just has to be quiet with that last one. I'm a bit of an exhibitionist, though.
User avatar #3283 to #3282 - imaedsomepoos (06/14/2012) [-]
i live in one of the smallest towns in Illinois. we couldn't do any of those except for the bushes but she cant be over late cuz her dad likes to cock block me.
User avatar #3286 to #3283 - pleasureabledino (06/14/2012) [-]
What a bastard. Been there, bro....I'm shit out of idea's though, tbh. :/ Although, minionriser has an idea there: Just have a root in your room. If the parental figures walk in, finish like an absolute beast, but don't look at them. I don't know how old you are, but they need to deal with the fact that their young bloke is getting his freak on.
User avatar #3371 to #3286 - imaedsomepoos (06/14/2012) [-]
14 ._.
but they kinda know i do cuz they found some of my empty condom wrappers on the side of my bed cuz i forgot to throw them out
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User avatar #3271 to #3269 - imaedsomepoos (06/14/2012) [-]
parks have no bathrooms in my town (town is also full of pigs)
we dont have a car
no alleyways in a rural town
need a credit card for one of those, we do not have one.
friends enjoy cockblocking me.
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