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User avatar #152782 - thecondor ONLINE (8 minutes ago) [-]
whats the chrome add on where you use the web from different countries and shit it has a fire emblem in the top right
User avatar #152784 to #152782 - thecondor ONLINE (2 minutes ago) [-]
nevermind
User avatar #152781 - bananagod (14 minutes ago) [-]
How do i get all the chix?
User avatar #152783 to #152781 - thecondor ONLINE (7 minutes ago) [-]
confidence
#152772 - ilikelizards (49 minutes ago) [-]
Sooo

Im 16 and finished puberty. Is it normal to have some hard spot right under your left nipple? Like, it doesnt hurt but it is kinda noticeably pushed out farther than my right. Just wonderin
#152773 to #152772 - anonymous (43 minutes ago) [-]
get it looked at, could be a deformity but could also be cancer, yes even at young ages.
#152770 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
i never finished my gf
i know she doesnt care and shes told me she doesnt care but it just feels bad man
User avatar #152771 to #152770 - ipostcp (1 hour ago) [-]
How do you finish a gf.
#152779 to #152771 - anonymous (30 minutes ago) [-]
im talking about making her orgasm man
#152780 to #152779 - ipostcp (27 minutes ago) [-]
Spruce up your sex life maybe. Add a few toys. Or grow a few more inches.
User avatar #152766 - nigalthornberry (1 hour ago) [-]
Do you get social security when youre younger
I never heard my parents talk about it but then my dad died and I hear my mom talk about how they're screwing up with it by not counting us as a student

So am I just eligible because my dad died or are we welfare monkeys?
#152774 to #152766 - anonymous (42 minutes ago) [-]
likely welfare.
#152765 - ilikelizards (1 hour ago) [-]
Really don't like reposting issues ive had but my ubuntu 13.04 laptop still won't download anything. I keep getting the W: failed to fetch files 404 error. I tried the apt-get update and still get those W: failed to fetch files. I tried doing it on my school wifi and it still failed. Does anyone know what else i can do?
User avatar #152755 - thisistheguy (2 hours ago) [-]
Looking for someone familiar with regions of Spain - I'm going abroad next semester and was planning on going to Bilbao but heard that they only speak basque there and that is a problem seeing as though I am only able to speak Spanish. Am I totally screwed if I go there or will I be fine?
#152753 - girrafalopegis (2 hours ago) [-]
I have to write a paper on the origins of creativity. What do..?   
   
 Gif to get your attention
I have to write a paper on the origins of creativity. What do..?

Gif to get your attention
User avatar #152756 to #152753 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Art Project : The identity Somewhat agreeing with Anon here.
It's completely subjective, though.

Hopefully this video could help a little. If anything it'll broaden your vision.
#152754 to #152753 - anonymous (2 hours ago) [-]
log off
log off
#152749 - sisterblister (3 hours ago) [-]
my skin is super itchy due to fall allergies any advice to help i am going insane mostly itchy behind my beard ive washed the hell out of it please save me
my skin is super itchy due to fall allergies any advice to help i am going insane mostly itchy behind my beard ive washed the hell out of it please save me
#152776 to #152749 - anonymous (39 minutes ago) [-]
try an oil based lotion soap or tea tree oil/soap.
User avatar #152757 to #152749 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Eczema?
Dermatitis?

Could be one of the two.
Due to the fall, my eyelids get really, really itchy and start to bleed if I itch them.
All due to dermatitis.
User avatar #152767 to #152757 - sisterblister (1 hour ago) [-]
naa i just want a remedy
User avatar #152768 to #152767 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Lotion?
Or if you go to a doctor, they'll probably prescribe you Triamcinolone.

Maybe shave?
User avatar #152769 to #152768 - sisterblister (1 hour ago) [-]
to lazy to shave work to much for doctor took bunch of pills And feel a tiny bit better
User avatar #152745 - ishallsmiteyou (3 hours ago) [-]
Being stressed over ANYTHING is apparently grounds for being sent to a psychiatrist. Wat do?
#152777 to #152745 - novabird ONLINE (35 minutes ago) [-]
eh, i'd just go so they will stfu, therapists tend to deal with many issues and overbearing parents etc is just another issue, hell might even get them dragged in there with you.
but in my case i know they will find shit so i'd rather avoid it till i have no choice due to my line of work.
better details on your situation may yield clearer answers for your problems though.
User avatar #152758 to #152745 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Who is sending you to the psychiatrist?
If anything, go to them as calmly as possible and tell them that you are just stressed and don't feel like you need to see a psychiatrist.
User avatar #152760 to #152758 - ishallsmiteyou (1 hour ago) [-]
The same hunks of shit that I'm stuck under the same roof with.
User avatar #152762 to #152760 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Then just deal with it and go to a psychiatrist.
If they think you need to see one, then don't be oppressive about it; However you can't be supportive about it, either.
Don't complain but don't be eager.

And when you're with the psychiatrist, just be calm, explain the situation, tell them that you're stressed and really don't feel like you need to be there. Tell them that your parents may have been over-reacting about it. Just be calm, be yourself, and be open with the psychiatrist.

My parents sent me to a psychiatrist one time.
My mom went with me for each and every session.
It wasn't long until they narrowed down my 'anger' issues -- It was stemming from my parents.
The psychiatrist I had and my mother would scream at each other. Eventually after a few sessions of screaming, they finally decided to act like mature adults, put some blame on me and some blame on my mom, and then it was over and my parents gave up on that.

Just be yourself, and it'll become clear real quickly where the true problem lies.
User avatar #152763 to #152762 - ishallsmiteyou (1 hour ago) [-]
Thanks, I'll consider it.
User avatar #152764 to #152763 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah, anytime man.
Again, just deal with it, be open with the psychiatrist, and it really won't be long until you're done seeing the psychiatrist.
If your parents want to waste the money, then by all means let them do so out of their own ignorance.
User avatar #152746 to #152745 - brutallyhonest (3 hours ago) [-]
Jerk it.
User avatar #152747 to #152746 - ishallsmiteyou (3 hours ago) [-]
I mean how do I get people to shut the fuck up and stop pissing me off for 30 minutes.
User avatar #152748 to #152747 - brutallyhonest (3 hours ago) [-]
Erm.. j-.. jerk them..? Jerk them!


!
#152744 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
With the celebrity nudes released, I heard that authorities are getting involved, and I know a lot of the sources for looking/downloading have already been removed. Am I under any danger for downloading them off piratebay? I'm not really much of an internet person, ya know.
User avatar #152759 to #152744 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
The only real danger you're in, is having visited TPB.
Other than that, they only care if you're going to share it around when all other downloads are gone.
User avatar #152737 - comandante (5 hours ago) [-]
Guys i have a stupid problem. I don't know what it is, but for the past two years, i have really gotten into films were the main character is asian, and female. For example, the movie Gran Torino, or Eden (i know gran torino has Clint Eastwood, but the whole movie has a plot around asian culture). I don't know why, but some movies with rape scenes don't bother me at all, like law abiding citizen or I spit on your grave, im sure im not alone. However in this movies i feel absolutely remorseful, to the point were i can't stop thinking about the movie but i can't see it as a cringe like a mf. I feel like there is something wrong with me for caring about an asian girl getting raped than a white or black girl. This sounds disgusting and to some stupid, i know but i need to know what is wrong with me
#152741 to #152737 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
Japanese people are obsessed with western characters, perhaps it could work both ways.
User avatar #152738 to #152737 - misterymisterman (5 hours ago) [-]
Sounds like a bad case of Yellow Fever.
User avatar #152739 to #152738 - comandante (5 hours ago) [-]
Thats what i was thinking...Fuck. Like gran torino was the first movie were the rape scene had my jaw dropped. I get pissed every time i see the scene. I have always preferred Asians but i didn't think it could turn into something like this.
#152730 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
I am in dire need of some memes.
Please post your dankest may-mays.
#152733 to #152732 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
XD XD XD XD lolololo
#152734 to #152731 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
Le epic troll
#152724 - anonymous (6 hours ago) [-]
Does anyone know who this is? He has something to do with Economics.
#152726 to #152724 - anonymous (6 hours ago) [-]
Ignore please, it's Kenneth Lay
User avatar #152723 - jbabco (6 hours ago) [-]
There is no "question asking" board, so I was curious, is Arrested Development a show worth getting into? I finished a bunch of shows and I need a new one to get into.

List of completed shows so far:

Supernatural (all the episodes on netflix)
Archer
HIMYM
Bojack Horseman
Burn Notice
User avatar #152761 to #152723 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
It's really great.
4th season... not so much...
User avatar #152742 to #152723 - newvein (5 hours ago) [-]
arrested development is best show.
also try rick and morty
#152716 - ussioc (7 hours ago) [-]
Hey guys, seen an anti-feminist content that was posted on here and closed internet to go down before I could finish it and couldn't find it again. It was a long post, multi upload, showing statistics of male rape and female rape, showing it was roughly 50/50. If someone could link me to it I'd really appreciate it. Also advice board cos idk no others seemed relevant. Thanks!
#152717 to #152716 - mooproxy (6 hours ago) [-]
Can't link you, but is this what you're looking for?
#152720 to #152717 - ussioc (6 hours ago) [-]
Yeahhh!!! But the post was a whole lot longer and included loads of other stuff.
#152721 to #152720 - mooproxy (6 hours ago) [-]
Sorry dude, that's all I got, best I can offer is general feminism dump.
#152722 to #152721 - ussioc (6 hours ago) [-]
Aaahh, was really interesting and definitely thumb worthy, should have favourited. Thanks for your help anyway bro.
#152715 - mooproxy (7 hours ago) [-]
So I'm trying to access reddit (definitely not looking at those nudes of JLaw) and the "over 18?" page keeps looping whenever I click Yes. Anyone know how to fix that?
#152702 - larrynonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
Wow this sucks, I clicked on a site that has infected my computer this happened all yesterday and I thought it was a minor thing because I had an icon picture of hagrid with it saying "you dun it now arry potta". Then I thought it was a stupid thing just a joke but now this happened.
It's also in my nudes folder as well can anyone help please?
#152778 to #152702 - anonymous (31 minutes ago) [-]
sounds like you had someone install a remote controlling app on your pc as a prank, check installed apps for anything you don't want and remove them.
#152735 to #152702 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
User avatar #152736 to #152735 - larrynonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
this is what every one said on my fb pages
#152743 to #152736 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
most viruses just fuck up the system but this one is the best I've seen.
User avatar #152709 to #152702 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
You dun it now arry potta

But seriously, though.
You got a virus from downloading nudes, man. From downloading anything else, really.
Also Windows 8, but not 8.1... Did you torrent Windows?

Just having Kaspersky isn't going to keep you protected, man. I'm not even sure if that's a legit copy, either.
User avatar #152718 to #152709 - larrynonymous (6 hours ago) [-]
I don't download nudes I torrent but I knew it was from a site that I clicked and it kept opening tabs on google chrome and I couldn't stop it so manually turned it on and off and when It turned on a pic said, you dun it now arry potta
User avatar #152719 to #152718 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
Ad-Block.
Don't visit websites you're not fond of.

Could have been prevented.
Get Malbytes and Avast.
#152703 to #152702 - youregaylol (7 hours ago) [-]
if this was real it would be the funniest thing ever.

Seriously though if your computer is compromised to that extent I can help you.
#152704 to #152703 - larrynonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
no please I am not joking, I have posted this on some facebook pages of mine but also it happened when I clicked on a site where it kept on opening tabs so I had to turn it off, I am not lying this is 100% true. Look I need help is there any anti virus software that is free because my kapersky trial has run out.
Just to add more some have actually appeared in my folders, one was in my porn folder.
#152705 to #152704 - youregaylol (7 hours ago) [-]
Alright calm down, what is your OS? An anti virus software wont help you much.
User avatar #152706 to #152705 - larrynonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
windows 8
#152707 to #152706 - youregaylol (7 hours ago) [-]
Okay, what you have is called a rudimentary phoenix trojan, these are designed to get a cap of of your interface and latch itself into your system. The only way to get rid of it is to restart your specifications.

I'll pm you the rest.
User avatar #152708 to #152707 - larrynonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
Thank you very much
#152727 to #152708 - youregaylol (6 hours ago) [-]
do it fag i know what im talking about and i want to troubleshoot
#152712 to #152708 - youregaylol (7 hours ago) [-]
did you follow my instructions?
#152681 - ipostcp (8 hours ago) [-]
How do I go from this type of friendship to a serious relationship?
#152695 to #152681 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
I was in a simular situation as you, liking a girl that only saw me as a friend. Basicly all you have to do is watch and take the advice from this video (www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ ) and try to apply it in your situation.

P.S. We've been dating for 3 years now, i plan on proposing to her this november. ;)
User avatar #152697 to #152695 - ipostcp (8 hours ago) [-]
gee how did I know that was going to happen.
User avatar #152692 to #152681 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
Do you ever hang out with her in real life?
User avatar #152694 to #152692 - ipostcp (8 hours ago) [-]
Well, she just recently moved about an hour away, which isn't that bad. I used to work with her a lot and snapchat/text her daily when she worked here.

Although, we never actually hung out anywhere since she was working full time + weekends so she didn't have time. I figure she will have more time now that she is in school, but who knows?
User avatar #152696 to #152694 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
I would say try to hang out with her when possible.
When both of you have free time.

Otherwise transitioning into a serious relationship would be a little awkward/ hard.
Things are much easier when you have that physical interaction going on.
User avatar #152698 to #152696 - ipostcp (8 hours ago) [-]
I can agree, it is just annoying cause of the distance. Especially with no car. I'll probably leave it as it is right now since school is just started.
User avatar #152700 to #152698 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
You don't have a car?
I know you have a job, so definitely set aside some money each paycheck towards the car. Even a cheap $1,400(ish) car will do. As long as it runs, man.
User avatar #152701 to #152700 - ipostcp (8 hours ago) [-]
well no shit. im waiting on my license to upgrade before i buy one.
#152683 to #152681 - dehumanizer (8 hours ago) [-]
which one are you supposed to be?
#152684 to #152683 - ipostcp (8 hours ago) [-]
I'm green.
I'm green.
#152685 to #152684 - dehumanizer (8 hours ago) [-]
>I guess you like it hard too lol

holy shit nigga, what are you doing?
#152686 to #152685 - ipostcp (8 hours ago) [-]
Anyone else wanna talk other than king virgin here?
#152687 to #152686 - dehumanizer (8 hours ago) [-]
Dude atleast i dont embaress myself like that.

im way way worse ;_;
User avatar #152688 to #152687 - ipostcp (8 hours ago) [-]
I'm not embarrassed. Why would I be? She made a sexual joke so I did too. Who cares?
#152689 to #152688 - dehumanizer (8 hours ago) [-]
Sorry but thats autism, she simply says she enjoys long hours of studying.

Also

>how fuck me that sounds terrible

this is pure virtual spaghetti
#152690 to #152689 - ipostcp (8 hours ago) [-]
I see what you're doing. Troll harder, big boy.
#152693 to #152690 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
Comment Picture
#152691 to #152690 - dehumanizer (8 hours ago) [-]
Nigger im serious. Show me what happened next.
User avatar #152664 - benschien (10 hours ago) [-]
Can someone tell me where i find the bbest coffeeshop in amsterdam
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