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User avatar #74066 - finalfaptasy (1 hour ago) [-]
Hey, folks. I'm thinking of switching over to a PC for playing video games, but the issue is that I've nearly always played on consoles and I would love to continue to do so on a PC, but what would the easiest thing be to do? Any programs that can help you? Do you ahve to purchase a special controller, or can I use the ones I already have? What sort of preparations and customizations lie within doing so?
I apologize in advance if this isn't really the best board for asking on.
#74062 - N. Korean citizen (3 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #74068 to #74062 - acoolusername ONLINE (56 minutes ago) [-]
no
#74058 - N. Korean citizen (4 hours ago) [-]
!!SNORT WEED AND SMOKE COCAINE, AND YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING!!!
#74059 to #74058 - N. Korean citizen (4 hours ago) [-]
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!idiot
User avatar #74055 - slootyslooot (6 hours ago) [-]
Hey, I'm a bit confused. I'm not too sure about my sexuality right now. I've always said I was a straight girl, and I still believe I am, but the weird thing is, boobs and vaginas turn me on, and penises gross me out. That is pretty much the biggest rainbow flag out there but then I think about it and, the idea of actually being with a girl grosses me out.... and being with a guy turns me on. -_- I'm just super confused right now.
#74069 to #74055 - N. Korean citizen (52 minutes ago) [-]
Sexuality isn't something like you're 100% gay or 100% straight. It's a spectrum. Like a rainbow. You might be 90% straight and 10% gay idk. It's not a big deal. You should judge each person as an individual, and if you like them like that, then go for it.
User avatar #74064 to #74055 - advicedude ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Bisexual?
User avatar #74046 - myrtille (8 hours ago) [-]
So my boyfriend left. This is the first time I have to sleep alone in over a year and it's not going very well. Anyone have any tips?
Thanks.
#74070 to #74046 - acoolusername ONLINE (49 minutes ago) [-]
watch this movie and eat some icecream.

I hope you feel better soon.
#74065 to #74046 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
do you have a teddy bear that you can hug or something? i'm sorry i never experienced such thing as you have. when my girlfriend left, i was so relieved that i had the best sleep ever that night.

so yeah, try hugging a teddy bear. sorry i couldn't help much. i tried to at least.
User avatar #74047 to #74046 - pellonpoika (8 hours ago) [-]
put your blanket between your legs, pull your planket to the level of your ears and then sleep like a seal :3
User avatar #74048 to #74047 - myrtille (8 hours ago) [-]
It's not really about me being comfortable...it's more that I'm used to waking up several times to tell him to scoot over, or that he's elbowing me in the face, or that his knee is digging into my back. Sometimes I'll wake up from his sleep talking and I kinda miss it because it's cute.
I guess I just have to get over it, right?
User avatar #74049 to #74048 - pellonpoika (8 hours ago) [-]
You just have to give yourself time :/
User avatar #74050 to #74049 - myrtille (8 hours ago) [-]
Yeah...okay. I suppose crying a little and letting it out would help some. He is a bed hog and is horrible about accidentally digging his limbs into me while I sleep. I SHOULD be happy, but all I want is for him to just be here when I'm asleep...if only that were realistic.
Just come over at night and sleep there, then leave in the morning when we wake up. Yeah. That'd be great.
User avatar #74045 - icaruslives (8 hours ago) [-]
Situation : Girl i find extremely pretty, i have never talked to her nor have we ever been in any situation where we have actually met, im friends with her on FB and i see her alot in school, apparantly no one else finds her pretty and shes never had a boyfriend or anything, so its not like i have competition or anything, how should i go about meeting her or talking to her?
User avatar #74063 to #74045 - novuss (2 hours ago) [-]
You see her a lot in school.
Just walk up to her and say hey, then just ask her how her day was and at what time her day ends and just ask if she wants to grab a coffee or something.
Its not that hard. It just takes some balls to say fuck it and just do it
User avatar #74053 to #74045 - advicedude ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Just start asking her about things. Girls don't like that you talk to them cause they're a girl, but because you're interested in them.
User avatar #74043 - KingBoo (10 hours ago) [-]
I need some advice on a good wager or bet against a girl who has me in her friend zone.
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#74036 - N. Korean citizen (10 hours ago) [-]
this is probably a stupid thing to ask but, anyone know a way i could make at least £100 quid in the next 20 days?
would i be able to get a job and payment in that time?
User avatar #74039 to #74036 - advicedude ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
Super crazy sex cam
#74040 to #74039 - N. Korean citizen (10 hours ago) [-]
Considering i'm a guy and need shaving in certain areas i doubt anyone would be interested.
User avatar #74041 to #74040 - advicedude ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
you never know
User avatar #74037 to #74036 - weinerdick (10 hours ago) [-]
theoretically speaking, yes
Since I don't know how money works over there (How big is a quid compared to a USD?)
I'm assuming more or less 1:1
Or try getting some of your old games and selling them
Maybe get some old junk and have a yard sale
#74042 to #74037 - N. Korean citizen (10 hours ago) [-]
I think its roughly 1.50 dollars to the pound so it'd be 150 dollars altogether.
I'm looking around trying to find stuff to sell, no old phones anymore, very few games, most of which wouldnt be worth anything, no special junk to sell either.
best thing to sell would probably be my psn account so people can download the games off it... but thats dodgy and has some limit to playstations on an account now.
User avatar #74044 to #74042 - weinerdick (10 hours ago) [-]
Do you have any old clothes that don't fit any more, or that you don't wear?
Maybe get some games your friends don't care about, furniture, clothes, y'know
You gotta do what you gotta do to make ends meet.
Also, try tossin in a few applications, never hurts
try looking online for a place that pays weekly and go there first
User avatar #74020 - rplix (13 hours ago) [-]
Ok not sure if this is the right board but oh well.

So recently, my farts have been smelling like chinese food. Like...if you were to walk into a chinese restaurant, that's is what my farts smell like. Any ideas on how to go about this?
User avatar #74051 to #74020 - pellonpoika (8 hours ago) [-]
Stop eating chinese food.
User avatar #74038 to #74020 - weinerdick (10 hours ago) [-]
I've been taking dumps that smell like rice
User avatar #74031 to #74020 - advicedude ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
Unless you want to smell like chinese food, then keep doing whatever you're doing but it's probably a sign you aren't eating as healthy as you should.
User avatar #74025 to #74020 - advicedude ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
FIBER THAT BITCH. Clean your innards.
#74022 to #74020 - skydiving (13 hours ago) [-]
LOL if you're that worried about it take one of those bars that make you shit like crazy, then yo colon will be cleansed.
User avatar #74023 to #74022 - rplix (13 hours ago) [-]
But what if I like the smell of chinese food?
#74021 to #74020 - N. Korean citizen (13 hours ago) [-]
no
#74015 - N. Korean citizen (13 hours ago) [-]
What's a good place for a first date?
User avatar #74026 to #74015 - advicedude ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
A pizza resturaunt.
#74024 to #74015 - N. Korean citizen (13 hours ago) [-]
fair
User avatar #74018 to #74015 - dumerveil (13 hours ago) [-]
I would assume somewhere where you can talk and get to know each other. Certainly nothing too fancy, but not like McDonalds or some shit.
#74017 to #74015 - N. Korean citizen (13 hours ago) [-]
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#74016 to #74015 - N. Korean citizen (13 hours ago) [-]
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#74014 - N. Korean citizen (14 hours ago) [-]
#74011 - N. Korean citizen (14 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #74012 to #74011 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]

fuck off
#74060 to #74012 - davvi (3 hours ago) [-]
>le rokkarokkaali angry face
#74013 to #74012 - N. Korean citizen (14 hours ago) [-]
no
#74006 - rakaka (14 hours ago) [-]
Here's my situation:
I am about to replace my 4 year old acer aspire laptop to get this one --> amzn.to/18Ot01Y
here's the big problem, i can't build a laptop, nor is a desktop an option. So is there any better choice for the price? or am i stuck with the gateway?
User avatar #74010 to #74006 - teoberry (14 hours ago) [-]
www.bestbuy.ca/en-CA/product/hewlett-packard-hp-pavilion-g6-15-6-laptop-b lack-amd-a4-4300m-750gb-hdd-6gb-ram-windows-8-g6-2248ca/10225646.aspx

if you can find this on amazon, compare them. I have it and it's great. Can run most games (ARMA 2 on medium, Metro 2033 on high but I keep it at low)
#74008 to #74006 - N. Korean citizen (14 hours ago) [-]
what do you want the laptop for? games? web browsing? editing software of any kind?
#74001 - N. Korean citizen (14 hours ago) [-]
I'm hungry. Don't know how to cook.

wat do
User avatar #74027 to #74001 - advicedude ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
Get meal bars.
#74005 to #74001 - N. Korean citizen (14 hours ago) [-]
Ooodles of noodles
crush'em up
pour the flavor packet on
shake that shit in
snack.
Or make a sandwich or a swoll
#74004 to #74001 - N. Korean citizen (14 hours ago) [-]
Find hot girl neighbor, Go over to her house, Seduce her.

Have her make you food, before you have sex eat and then leave... don't say thanks bitches will love ya!
User avatar #73992 - sirbutterballs (14 hours ago) [-]
Anyone know how to mute a single tab/window and not all sounds?
User avatar #74028 to #73992 - advicedude ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
If you have windows, press the little speaker button in the bottom right corner and press Volume Mixer.
User avatar #74033 to #74028 - sirbutterballs (12 hours ago) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #74034 to #74033 - advicedude ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
No problem
User avatar #73991 - codyxvasco (14 hours ago) [-]
How do I fix my gigantic eyebrows without looking like I just came from a fire?
#74029 to #73991 - advicedude ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
Get them waxed. When you go, just tell them to do whatever looks good because you don't have experience.   
   
Sorry about the gif, I just had it saved and never had the chance before to use it.
Get them waxed. When you go, just tell them to do whatever looks good because you don't have experience.

Sorry about the gif, I just had it saved and never had the chance before to use it.
User avatar #74054 to #74029 - codyxvasco (6 hours ago) [-]
I love the gif.
User avatar #73993 to #73991 - aclopolipise (14 hours ago) [-]
Shave.
User avatar #73994 to #73993 - codyxvasco (14 hours ago) [-]
Too complicated.
User avatar #74003 to #73994 - aclopolipise (14 hours ago) [-]
Use nail trimmers or other precise cutting utensils to trim your eyebrows.
#74002 to #73994 - N. Korean citizen (14 hours ago) [-]
go to a women's hairdresser and ask for help. nobody will judge you. women hairstylists usually give shape to their customer's eyebrows, so they have enough experience to make yours amazing.
User avatar #74007 to #74002 - codyxvasco (14 hours ago) [-]
I don't really want "amazing" I just want something that isn't taking over my face.
#74009 to #74007 - N. Korean citizen (14 hours ago) [-]
then tell her you want a mediocre job on your caterpillars.
#73990 - N. Korean citizen (14 hours ago) [-]
Sup.
Gonna keep it short.

I've had my chances to get a girlfriend, but I didn't get interested enough in them, so I just let it die.

I met a girl online, however, and I've got feelings for her. She does too.
She lives in another country, so I'd be able to visit her at much twice a year.

Should I carry on with this or am I just gonna end up hurt because of the distance?
User avatar #74061 to #73990 - davvi (3 hours ago) [-]
long distance usually doesn't work, especially if you never lived close to each other.
i'd drop it if i were you.
User avatar #74030 to #73990 - advicedude ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
Agreed with dumervell. All of mine fell through and I've had many.
User avatar #74019 to #73990 - dumerveil (13 hours ago) [-]
Long distance is generally a no no unless you set a date to meet. And I mean an actual date, not "When we graduate college"
#73988 - dragontaming (14 hours ago) [-]
can anybody let me know how long it would torrent an average 1 1/2 hour movie
#74035 to #73988 - nitroxiii (11 hours ago) [-]
If it's really well seeded you should probably take about 25-30 minutes, mine would take rougly 15-20 minutes depending on how quickly I connect to seeds IF the file was 1.35GB which is the movie I used in my calculation. If it's not very popular and not well seeded it could take more than a day. But if there are at least 30+ seeders you should only take 30 minutes.
User avatar #74057 to #74035 - dragontaming (5 hours ago) [-]
Thanks for the help
Surprisingly it took about as long as the movie was to download it
User avatar #73989 to #73988 - awesomerninjathing (14 hours ago) [-]
It depends on the size of the movie file but 11mb/s is somewhat fast.
User avatar #73968 - therealsuperderpy (16 hours ago) [-]
Don't be fat
#73980 to #73968 - advicedude ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
isorry i has
fail
User avatar #73983 to #73981 - advicedude ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
; n ;
User avatar #73975 to #73968 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
we all do
especially swiftykidd
User avatar #73969 to #73968 - dragontear ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
too late
User avatar #73970 to #73969 - therealsuperderpy (16 hours ago) [-]
ur fault 4 not following mai advice n00b
User avatar #73971 to #73970 - dragontear ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
:U
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