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#215507 - mondamini
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(1 hour ago) [-]
Holiday advice pls: Does anyone know a good/cheap place to go in Spain? I'm thinking alicante or Salou but I'm not sure if theres much to do there. Will places like that have scuba diving/boat tours for an ok price?

Sexual advice pls: Can anyone suggest some sexual stuff to experiment with. Right now its the same positions(mission, doggy, riding) plus oral n tht. Any fun suggestions although preferably not to do with toys.

ty xo
#215508 to #215507 - aoeui
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(39 minutes ago) [-]
have her stick a pinky in, you'll cum so hard
#215506 - anon
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(1 hour ago) [-]
ITT: Best anti-virus? Cost isn't really a huge factor, just looking for something good because my dad is technologically retarded and easily ruins computers. I don't even know how he does it sometimes.
#215509 to #215506 - aoeui
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(38 minutes ago) [-]
malwarebytes
#215479 - anon
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(20 hours ago) [-]
I stuck my finger in my bellybutton and licked it. How likely is it i got a disease/illness?
I know it sounds like im shitposting, but i actually did this and made myself vomit after realising it.
#215510 to #215479 - aoeui
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(36 minutes ago) [-]
1. how fat are you. if your bellybutton is literally a pocket that's never exposed to the outside air, that''s pretty fucking bad
2. if you answered "not morbidly obese" to #1 then all that's in your bellybutton is some dead skin cells and natural oil found everywhere on your body
#215482 to #215479 - thumbfortrump
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(15 hours ago) [-]
Unlikely unless you never shower and never wash your hands.
#215485 to #215482 - yatush ONLINE
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(15 hours ago) [-]
still pretty unlikely unless he has some kind of Immuno-compromisation.


but you are on funnyjunk so there's a high probability you have AIDS
#215486 to #215485 - thumbfortrump
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(15 hours ago) [-]
He habe de cancer
#215487 to #215486 - yatush ONLINE
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(15 hours ago) [-]
b0ss i have a cancer
#215477 - roflstorm ONLINE
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(20 hours ago) [-]
Lads, i'm in trouble.

-I'm no longer on my family's health benefits (Just turned 21)
-I just ran out of meds
-Meds are very expensive ($112.93 for 60)
-I haven't yet been able to hold down a job long enough to get employee benefits

I live in Canada, I need help.
#215511 to #215477 - aoeui
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(35 minutes ago) [-]
isn't canada's healthcare free, isn't that why they pay exorbitant amounts to the government for it, isn't that why they constantly act like pretentious faggots and make fun of americans for not having it
#215514 to #215511 - roflstorm ONLINE
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(29 minutes ago) [-]
Funny thing, that "Free healthcare".
Meds aren't actually free, you pay X amount of money a month so you can walk up to the pharmacist, say "I'm here to pick up my meds" and walk out without paying.

You pay one place so you don't have to pay another
#215518 to #215514 - aoeui
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(26 minutes ago) [-]
jfc that's dumb
here I'm covered under my dad's insurance until like 24 or something and prescriptions are mostly covered
or my mom has medcare I could use even though I'm not supposed to be using both and prescriptions are all free
#215523 to #215518 - roflstorm ONLINE
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(19 minutes ago) [-]
Well here you are under your family's healthcare benefit until age 21.
Then you gotsta set up your own healthplan e.i insurance
#215483 to #215477 - thumbfortrump
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(15 hours ago) [-]
Apply for citizenship in Denmark. Pass test.
Congrats, you now how access to free healthcare, government benefits, money for appartment and meds.
#215478 to #215477 - platinumaltaria ONLINE
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(20 hours ago) [-]
I cut that reaction... my little baby is all grown up.

gg tho
#215475 - anon
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(07/25/2016) [-]
I have three final exams in a couple of weeks and im scared shitless, I dont know if im going be able to learn everything in time
#215504 to #215475 - optiknarty
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(7 hours ago) [-]
Adderall
#215476 to #215475 - minutes
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(07/25/2016) [-]
make short but good notes for everything. Then read the notes over and over and over again until you feel like you're wasting your time.

I usually have like ~20 pages for each exam. Takes some time but it's really effective
#215473 - deroderpderp ONLINE
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(07/25/2016) [-]
I have to get surgery on th 19th, and im worriee about saying some weird shit about my fetishes, or telling my family a secret i dont want them to know.
How likely are either of those thibgs?
#215512 to #215473 - aoeui
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(34 minutes ago) [-]
tell them about it beforehand
or just don't wake up from the operating table
#215474 to #215473 - anon
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Unless that's what you subconsciously think of 24/7, unlikely.
#215468 - masterreposter
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(07/25/2016) [-]
So the cops know who it is if there's no SIM card in your phone and no service?
#215500 to #215468 - misticalz
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(13 hours ago) [-]
If your google accounts/email accounts were logged in they could check that, they could also check purchase history in the app stores, or in-app purchases and link it to you if you used a personal credit card.
#215463 - anon
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(07/25/2016) [-]
daily reminder that other people can smell your cum.
#215484 to #215463 - thumbfortrump
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(15 hours ago) [-]
Good.
#215481 to #215463 - mondominiman
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(18 hours ago) [-]
That worries me for a bit but this entire house smells like animal shit and piss so I think I'm good
#215472 to #215463 - confusedasian
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(07/25/2016) [-]
It has a scent?
#215488 to #215472 - allthehomo ONLINE
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(14 hours ago) [-]
Testosterone, nigga.
Girls are especially good at sniffing it out, for bio reasons.
Don't let your mum do your washing.
#215465 to #215463 - shenro
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(07/25/2016) [-]
GIF
#215462 - cazabrow ONLINE
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(07/25/2016) [-]
Hey guys I've known a girl for a while who just acts really oddly. See we've known each other since highschool and were interested in each other but i was too beta to ask her out. When she got her first BF she blocked me on facebook and re-added me about a year ago and wanted to see how i'd been.

Now since then we've basically only talked through Facebook - I've asked her out a few times to catch up but she declined and later said that was because she didn't want to show me herself at a decent weight (recovered from anorexia) now recently she stopped talking to me for a whole month but still liked stuff and talked to other people on FB - when she finally did talk to me again she said that she started having feelings for me and decided to go silent in order to resume merely being friends because she thought I didn't feel the same way, which i obviously did.

Now i confront her about her weird behaviour, she plain lays it down that she WAS interested in me very recently - but she feels that I'm now too much like a brother to her and as of now does not feel mutal with the interest anymore.

Basically this whole thing has left me incredibly distraught. I asked her out to do stuff (while she was interested), but she rejected me, so why does she think I didn't feel the same way when she wouldn't even see me? during the past year she has still been in partial flings and non-facebook offical relationships but they ended with the guy typically being an asshole.
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#215489 to #215462 - allthehomo ONLINE
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(14 hours ago) [-]
She probably blocked you originally to avoid her boyfriend thinking you had a thing going. If you obviously like her, it's hard to hide that shit from your bf. Its even harder to explain.

I hate to sau it, because it's the typical neckbeard answer but she sounds like an attention whore.
She likes having you around. Probably legitimately enjpys being near you. But doesn't reciprocate your feelings. Instead, she lied and gave two easier lies for you to swallow.
If you want to test her, show blatant interest in other people. Still be just as good a friend as you curremtly are. But show that you're no longer into her.
#215495 to #215489 - cazabrow ONLINE
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(14 hours ago) [-]
Yeah the whole blocked thing originally was right, i left some stuff out because i dont wanna drown people in text over this. and your perspective seems the most right, ive known her for ages shes trusted me with stuff she hasnt told other people and is genuinely a kind person. but i reckon at the end of the day she just prefers to use me as an ego boost and someone to tell her shes perfect or w/e while not actually wanting anything further.

What cuts deepest though is that (and i left this part out) is that she said "i honestly don't think we can be friends if one person has more feelings than the other" as well as previously she suggested I ask out a co-worker (around the time she claims to have believed i wasnt into her herself).

But I don't know, it's a mess, and the biggest hurdle im facing is whether she decided to ignore me for a month in order to actually quell her feelings for me because she was convinced I wouldn't reciprocate OR it was just bullshit she fed to me because I became a pest in her opinion.
#215502 to #215495 - allthehomo ONLINE
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(13 hours ago) [-]
Its bullshit, man.
Besides all this, you should know that a girl who makes you this worried and unsure if not a girl you wamma date. Because that shit don't stop once yyou fucked.her. it continues.
#215471 to #215462 - braveblue ONLINE
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(07/25/2016) [-]
I don't know man, if you're interested in being with a relationship and only a relationship with her, you should let her know other wise whats the problem.

Just tell her that you only see her in a romantic light if you do only want to be in a relationship with her. So she isn't using you as a backup or something. Just like the other guy mentioned. If you want to just be friends then I wouldn't see why you'd be bringing it up or anything.
#215466 to #215462 - minutes
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(07/25/2016) [-]
you're just her back up plan. She's playing with you, keeping you close so she has a safe net. Once you get too close however, she will push you away again and give you some shitty fucking excuse.

We've all been there dude. Just dont bother with this girl anymore, it will never get anywhere. Sorry if that was harsh, I don't mean to be rude, just telling you my opinion.
#215460 - mrstraw
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(07/25/2016) [-]
So for a while now I have had these chest pains for a few weeks where it feels like someone grabs the pulomonary's and then lets go after a few seconds it feels sickly and once or twice has caused me to throw up.
#215464 to #215460 - ukobarrywewa
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(07/25/2016) [-]
any pain somewhere else? If you have pain in your arms or legs it could be a sign of a heart attack. If not, it could just be extreme heartburn. talk to your doctor