Advice - love advice, dating advice, relationship advice, girl advice, teenage advice. Advice - love advice, dating advice, relationship advice, girl advice, te
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

Advice - love advice, dating advice,...

Comments(133640):

[ 133640 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Highest Rated Newest
auto-refresh every 1 2 3 5 seconds


Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #150764 - ishallsmiteyou (20 minutes ago) [-]
My mom just through my rat's cage at me, ran into her bedroom, slammed and locked the door, and is muttering to herself on the other side of the door. Why? I asked why she didn't want me to put the contents of a dustpan into the garbage. Wat do?
User avatar #150767 to #150764 - ishallsmiteyou (18 minutes ago) [-]
update: I'm in the basement and she came out, but all I can hear now is random things hitting the floor.
User avatar #150762 - chimpaflimp ONLINE (31 minutes ago) [-]
Webms don't work for me. It comes up with "Error: Unsupported file type or invalid path" when in content and just "Invalid source" when one is posted in a comment. It's annoying as fuck because now I can't fucking see half of the content. They always used to work, but suddenly stopped for some reason.
User avatar #150763 to #150762 - nigalthornberry (20 minutes ago) [-]
Reinstall
User avatar #150756 - ieatbengay (1 hour ago) [-]
guys im a pickle

just finished high school and have exactly 0 friends, got into university but feel too beta to go or get a job, i get bored of my hobbies after doing them for 30 minutes each day (i skate and play video games) spend most of my time with nothing to do

life is boring, why can't i stay at school on easy mode
User avatar #150757 to #150756 - ieatbengay (1 hour ago) [-]
if you need to ask questions, ask away
#150755 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
So what really is the best answer to the question "Why are you so quiet?"
User avatar #150758 to #150755 - ieatbengay (1 hour ago) [-]
depends where and when
#150759 to #150758 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
relatives
friends
family
...
User avatar #150760 to #150759 - ieatbengay (59 minutes ago) [-]
how old is the person saying it
User avatar #150761 to #150760 - ieatbengay (55 minutes ago) [-]
there's too many situations here, but if you're just shy try getting over it slowly, and if you're old enough where you know it's just your style to be quiet you dont really need a good reason
#150746 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
do i get a white or black iphone???
User avatar #150765 to #150746 - ishallsmiteyou (19 minutes ago) [-]
Get an Android.
User avatar #150753 to #150746 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Black.
#150748 to #150746 - minutes ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
You'll see every scratch on a white one. I would take the black one.
#150751 to #150749 - minutes ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
?
?
User avatar #150750 to #150749 - thatnigger (2 hours ago) [-]
Joking btw.
#150740 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
I keep getting interested in girls on the internet, then they always turn out to be either lesbians, asexual, or on the rare occasion, already taken. But aside that last one, what gives?
Now im not some dumbass who's like "gurl sed no dey must be a muff muncher", i just mean i'll think someones cool and all and then notice they'll post a pic of them and their girlfriend or something like that, its happened way more than once. I mean i still act friendly to them, nothing against it, is it just a thing to be attracted to attributes of non-straight people?
Shit sucks hard.
#150747 to #150740 - dehumanizer (2 hours ago) [-]
Beeing attracted to to women is not normal.
User avatar #150766 to #150747 - nigalthornberry (18 minutes ago) [-]
They give you something that nothing else can... Same for you to them
User avatar #150741 to #150740 - thatnigger (5 hours ago) [-]
There are girls and guys that are gay that like straight people. The opposite can also be true. It does suck for both ways, knowing your chances with them are low because they don't even consider you an option due to their sexuality, however it's something you've just got to deal with, ya know?
#150739 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
A person I used to hang around with when I was a 14 year old delinquent requested me as a friend on facebook and sent me a message reminding me of the worst thing I've ever done. (nobody was hurt except for myself. more of a personal shame) This event is what caused me to rethink the path i was on. Now 8 years later I live a healthy adult life with good friends and a fiance i love, but this guy has me rattled. People are noticing. I've never shared that part of my life with these people because it (until recently) felt like it happened in another world to another person and it wasn't relevant. I don't want to lie to them but I also don't want their view of me to change based on some old mistakes. How do i explain this to them? Help?
User avatar #150754 to #150739 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Humble yourself in Humility.

Anyhow, it's in the past.
Ignore him and stop dwelling on the past. Instead, look forwards onto the future, and focus on the present.

I honestly don't think anyone would really care that much. Clearly you are a different person. Just put it behind you and continue on with your life. If someone you know brings it up, accept that you did it in your past, acknowledge that it happened, and move on.
User avatar #150743 to #150739 - derpityhurr (4 hours ago) [-]
what was it
itll help us help you better
User avatar #150742 to #150739 - thatnigger (4 hours ago) [-]
Honestly, if they ask, come clean. Tell them you're alright with them seeing you slightly differently, because it was still you I guess. However, do remind them that you're not that way anymore and they've seen that. If they have already forgotten how good you are now, then were they even paying attention to who you are now, ya know?
I don't think they'll completely see you in a different light and such, because it was a long time ago as well. I'm sure they've done silly things in the past as well, so don't get bothered too much by this.
User avatar #150735 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
i need to spend a weekend with my inconsiderate father. everyone in my family hates him because he's never confronted his alcoholism and blames his problems on everyone else. how do i get through this weekend without things getting awkward?
User avatar #150744 to #150735 - winners (3 hours ago) [-]
have a beer with him
User avatar #150736 to #150735 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
Find the middle ground between your family and your father.
Don't be oppressive of him, but don't be fully supportive, either.
#150732 - anonymous (6 hours ago) [-]
Hello, I'm a student on financial suspension(long story), anyways I need money to pay for classes this semester and to pay for a car, however my college does not support many loans from banks like Wells Fargo and such. What can I do?
User avatar #150733 to #150732 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
Get a job; Maybe skip this semester if you have to.
#150715 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
Alright, my girlfriend gave some guy her number that she met at a concert.
Problem or no?
User avatar #150729 to #150715 - alecbaldwinning (7 hours ago) [-]
Huge problem.
User avatar #150724 to #150715 - misticalz (7 hours ago) [-]
problem
#150722 to #150715 - voony (7 hours ago) [-]
Problem
User avatar #150720 to #150715 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
What's the context on the story?
How did you find out she gave out her number to some guy at a concert?

It could be a problem if you went with her, and she was more invested into a random stranger, then gave said stranger her number... Although if she went with her friends/ alone, met the person then, and gave him her number, then told you about it -- It wouldn't be as bad of a situation.

Either way, I would just talk with her about it.
Don't be mean or condescending, just tell her how you feel about it.
User avatar #150719 to #150715 - thatnigger (7 hours ago) [-]
Ask if you can talk to the guy as well and tell her what you think of the guy, if he seems shady, tell her. If he seems like an alright guy, maybe you can even talk to him.
If you don't like him though and she tells you you're overreacting and tries to guilt you, something's up.
If you feel like she's not respecting you and you don't like her talking to the guy, prepare to leave the relationship.
If you don't like the guy but you feel like she's genuinely talking to the guy to try and make friends, find some females to become friends with and see how she reacts to that. If she doesn't like you talking to other girls but feels like it's alright for her to talk to guys, prepare to leave the relationship.
If however you feel like the guy is nice and you can be friends as well, then it might not be a problem but keep an eye out. If you suspect something and she tries to guilt you, just leave. When they try to guilt you, like it's your fault for not liking her disrespecting your feelings and letting her do whatever she wants in the relationship, they're pretty much trying to manipulate you and it's not a nice situation to be in.
#150717 to #150715 - dehumanizer (7 hours ago) [-]
Better start liking cuckold porn.
#150701 - dehumanizer (15 hours ago) [-]
Chads, normies and cumdumpsters of FJ, convince me why pic related is a wrong thing. Seriously you got nothing, cant handle the truth!
#150721 to #150701 - anonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
#150723 to #150721 - dehumanizer (7 hours ago) [-]
Whats that supposed to mean?
#150730 to #150723 - anonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
Comment Picture
#150734 to #150731 - anonymous (6 hours ago) [-]
Comment Picture
#150718 to #150701 - dehumanizer (7 hours ago) [-]
>people thumbing down because they cant handle the truth
#150712 to #150701 - sugoi (9 hours ago) [-]
>Get waifu
>You can pick the girl you want
>Never get nervous talking to her
>She will never get fat
>She will never get old
>Only cost is power bill
>Can't get pregnant
>Can't divorce you

Bro it seems perfect for you.
#150713 to #150712 - dehumanizer (8 hours ago) [-]
>having a waifu
User avatar #150702 to #150701 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
The reason for this is that the demand for sex is high for men and always will be, so women can be choosy. So in other words, you can't get women because they choose the best, and you aren't the best. But once you get older things change. Women start to lose the need to have boyfriends and start having the need for a husband. And guess who is the one who proposes? That's right, men. So later in life, the demand for women to get married gets higher and the men supply proposes.
#150703 to #150702 - dehumanizer (14 hours ago) [-]
How can you kiss a woman knowing she's had another man's cum on her face? How could you litteraly be this beta and setteling down for a used up whore?!
User avatar #150705 to #150703 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
Also, why do you post this all the time. I see you complain a lot about relationships, have you ever been in one?
User avatar #150711 to #150705 - sugoi (9 hours ago) [-]
He confessed to a girl once, it didn't go well and now his heart is all shriveled.
And so we laugh.
#150706 to #150705 - dehumanizer (14 hours ago) [-]
Obviously not. Good riddance!
User avatar #150704 to #150703 - hawaiianhappysauce ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
yeah, idk why some women would do that, if I started a relationship that ended up with orgasms on her face, and her licking it, I might have an issue with that.
#150710 to #150704 - minutes ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
Just don't reply to him, all he wants is attention.
#150693 - orlandobloomswag (18 hours ago) [-]
How do you deactivate an account.
#150697 to #150693 - saltybanana ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
your here forever
User avatar #150694 to #150693 - axeul ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
I dont think you can anymore.
#150695 to #150694 - orlandobloomswag (18 hours ago) [-]
well what the fuck
User avatar #150692 - hwangw (18 hours ago) [-]
I've been kind of depressed for the last couple of months. I had to leave my old job and was extremely naive thinking a new job would just drop in front of me. I'm 19 now but I started taking college classes in my sophomore year so I could graduate highschool with an Associates degree then I immediately started working towards my bachelors. I've got 3 IT certs, including A+, and am working towards my 4th and more. I thought I'd be able to at least get a simple IT job, like help desk or something. After I started to run out of savings I realized it wasn't gonna happen. So I accepted a job at Costco, I start tomorrow. I don't know what else I could've done but I feel like I'm settling and I'm kind of heartbroken that I couldn't get into IT.

Then over the last couple of weeks I found out 3 of my 4 best friends are moving away next week. All completely separately, they just happened to line up around the same time. We I feel like my life is falling apart and I'm not sure what to do anymore. I'm probably just making a big deal out of nothing but everything has just felt pretty hopeless recently. I'm always tired and not motivated to do anything. I feel like my life ended and left me behind or something.
User avatar #150725 to #150692 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
> "I'm kind of heartbroken that I couldn't get into IT."

In my experience, with multiple jobs, I can tell you that the easiest of jobs to get aren't the ones that you would want a career in.
For instance, with my current part-time job, I had to go through three interviews.

I've even held jobs in the past where management told me "Show up on Monday at 4." -- No i9 or W4 forms to fill out. No proof of identity. No application. No resume. Just walk in and show up and I'd get paid.

I've also held a few other jobs, in which they'd pretty much accept anyone, so long as they didn't have a criminal history.

The one thing that I've learned though, through all of this, is that the quickest and easiest of jobs to pick up, isn't one that you are going to stick with for long. Nor would it be one that you would want to keep for long.

Costco is a fine place to work for, however it is a quick job. There is a possibility for a career within Costco, although I doubt you would stick around long enough for that. Especially when, once you finish getting all of those certifications you want, you could land a job somewhere else.

Certifications and degrees don't guarantee jobs, though. It just shows that you know your stuff.
Anyhow, when it comes to jobs, if it's easy to get the job, then it's probably just as easy to quit or be fired. It'd be easy to quit, in the sense that you may not like working there and would want to move on when you get the chance.
You want a job that's hard to get. You want a job that's hard to quit and walk away from. You want a job that's hard to get fired from when you do everything right. You want a profession. Not a job. Costco, is a job. It is not a career. It's filler until you get a career.

Chill out, work as much as possible, save up dat dough, and continue pursuing education.
User avatar #150727 to #150725 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
> "Then, over the last couple of weeks I found out 3 of my 4 best friends are moving away next week."

Welcome to adulthood.
It's not fun. But this is how you know that you and everyone else around you is moving on in their lives.
This is what Facebook is for. Well, ask anyone and they'll say this is what Facebook is for. When in reality it's just a popularity contest, and to see who's dating who.
So what if they're moving? Doesn't mean that they aren't your friends anymore. There's still plenty of ways to keep in contact with them.
Personally, my best friends and I are far too busy with life to ever get time to hang out, or play games, or even talk. I see them maybe once every two months. I talk to them maybe once or twice a month. And you know what? We're fine with it. It's part of growing older. Part of having jobs and girlfriends. Part of having a life.

> "I feel like my life ended and left me behind or something."

No.
Quite the opposite; Your life is just moving faster than you want it too.
It's not falling apart. You're just unwilling to accept the fact that you're growing up and becoming an adult. Now you've got tuition to pay for yourself. Now you can't be a full-time student. Now most of your friends are moving away, as they too are moving on in their life.
Each person has a different path of life to walk. Just because others seem like they're running ahead and keeping up with the pace, doesn't mean that you're falling behind.
Take things at your own pace. If you have to put college on hold and work to save up money, then do that. Don't rush yourself into things. Don't focus on the past or future. Focus on the present.
With each and every day, you're moving on in life in one way or another. Everything you do will affect your future. If you don't know what to do, then just go through the motions until you do know what to do.
#150698 to #150692 - saltybanana ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
Back in this mudaphackan house with a big fat dick in yo mouth neeeeyguu!   
   
brooo your fucking 19 yrs old! your young af, still have so much ahead of you man! dude hate to be that guy but friends come and go. it s always good to make new friends man. i recently dropped my old friends. these guys were fat lazy fucks, just spending money on food and bowling.  made new friends at my school gym, and my other public gym. most of them are pretty young thangs. so,metimes you need to look at life in the positive side. i dont really believe in luck. things happen for a reason IMO.    
   
costco is by far the greatest fucking job to have at your age. dude youll be making bank, man and the bitches that work there dayyum they fine. stop being such a sad lil bitch, start smiling more. people approach you more when your always happy. good things happen when your positive. im telling from experience man.
Back in this mudaphackan house with a big fat dick in yo mouth neeeeyguu!

brooo your fucking 19 yrs old! your young af, still have so much ahead of you man! dude hate to be that guy but friends come and go. it s always good to make new friends man. i recently dropped my old friends. these guys were fat lazy fucks, just spending money on food and bowling. made new friends at my school gym, and my other public gym. most of them are pretty young thangs. so,metimes you need to look at life in the positive side. i dont really believe in luck. things happen for a reason IMO.

costco is by far the greatest fucking job to have at your age. dude youll be making bank, man and the bitches that work there dayyum they fine. stop being such a sad lil bitch, start smiling more. people approach you more when your always happy. good things happen when your positive. im telling from experience man.
0
#150691 - hwangw has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #150683 - machamango (18 hours ago) [-]
Okay pretty simple question and I'm probably just being stupid anyway.
So yeah, I'm a Sophmore in High School and of course now that schools is starting back up all the Freshman are coming from Middle School yadda yadda. Well some freshman chick thinks I'm cute and wants to start talking. I dunno if I should go for it or what. I mean she isn't bad looking or anything but I don't feel like being "that guy."
Plus, she played on a basketball team with my little sister so it just gets weirder.
User avatar #150707 to #150683 - youngneil (13 hours ago) [-]
A one year difference? That's not bad at all. Go for it.
A senior friend of mine knocked up a 7th grader. That's bad.
#150699 to #150683 - saltybanana ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
dude fuck it just go for it, aint nothing bad to be honest.    
   
shouldnt really care what people think, if you like her then go for it bro. who knows she could be your future wife? she could ber the reason your alive? idk man im just here giving out unprofessional advice.
dude fuck it just go for it, aint nothing bad to be honest.

shouldnt really care what people think, if you like her then go for it bro. who knows she could be your future wife? she could ber the reason your alive? idk man im just here giving out unprofessional advice.
#150684 to #150683 - anonymous (18 hours ago) [-]
go for it
User avatar #150667 - kijajouteh (19 hours ago) [-]
So who was fone
#150678 to #150667 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
Dog.
Dog was phone.
Dog is always phone.
Dog is always on app.
Dog is always on Tinder, looking for single bitches.
User avatar #150679 to #150678 - kijajouteh (18 hours ago) [-]
damn son
User avatar #150671 to #150667 - gibroner ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
I was phone
User avatar #150673 to #150671 - kijajouteh (19 hours ago) [-]
you can't prove that in a court of law
User avatar #150674 to #150673 - gibroner ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
I was court of law as well
User avatar #150675 to #150674 - kijajouteh (19 hours ago) [-]
oh shit!
0
#150663 - kijajouteh has deleted their comment [-]
#150662 - anonymous (19 hours ago) [-]
lol

So this girl I've known for awhile I think may like me, but first some backstory.

So I started out in Freshman year at this school, I was home schooled and heavily sheltered the entire time of middle school. I decided I was not going to talk to anyone all year, and do the best I could in my classes. In my study hall, there was this girl talking to her friend who I sort of knew because she lives around me. I kind of butted in on their conversation, but they didn't seem to mind. They thought I was funny, and we hung out for the hour of study hall we had. And that was how it was for a few months, just small moments here and there. I convinced my parents to get me a phone, and hers was one of the only numbers I had, next to my parents and siblings.

cont.
#150666 to #150662 - anonymous (19 hours ago) [-]
We texted 24/7, she would always ask me about guys and to find out if they liked her and shit. It was kind of awkward at first, but I got used to it. I really wanted her to like me, but if she didn't like me back, I didn't feel the need to try to force a relationship. Her friend mentioned earlier would always say "Femanon luvs u <3!" and shit like that, where she would immediately tell her to shut up.

Then things about her started getting stranger. Our conversations became less straight forward, and I had to start thinking about what she meant by each word, glance, and action. She seemed a lot more sad, whereas she was usually pretty happy. I never pressed for details, and I deeply regret that.

After about 2 weeks of this, to where we just stopped talking at all, she texted me one night and said "Sorry, i've been so boring and depressing recently, something happened, can I call you?"


Cont again, fucking 1k character comment limit lol.
#150669 to #150666 - anonymous (19 hours ago) [-]
So I went outside and told her to call me. It was like 20 in the morning, so I wasn't really focused. I really hoped she would confess her love for me or some shit. She seemed really nervous and started out with incredibly awkward small talk like "Was your homework fun tonight." Eventually she told me her original intent of the call. She said her older sister committed suicide, and that her parents were getting a divorce. Each parent blamed the other for their child's death. She just talked for hours. I barely said anything, if I did I feared it would have been incredibly autistic and make her hate me forever.

So in the months that followed we grew pretty close. She even changed one of her classes so she could have it with me. I think it was pretty hard for her, because she always asked for help, but I never minded. I thought we might actually start dating. Then one day another guy joined us at lunch, and she said it was her boyfriend. I never cared what happened socially to me, but
#150670 to #150669 - anonymous (19 hours ago) [-]
god damn this really made me kind of angry. He was a good guy, but I thought I might actually have a chance with her. This was at the end of the school year, so I never really saw her for the entire summer, we texted sometimes, but not as much as we used to. She always hung out with this one guy. I decided then and there that any hope of me ever being with her had ended. I went back to being reclusive, and played way too much tf2 (like 600 hours in like two months, it was rediculous).

Then sometime towards the end of July, she textde and said we should hang out more. There is lots of construction going on around me, so it was easy enough to reach her hose, even though she lived like 5 miles away. I found out her and that guy had broken up, he liked some other "prettier girl" or some shit, but odd enough, she didn't seem to bothered by this. It was nice just hanging out again, and being with a physical human being. We usually just walked around in the woods around her house, and talked
#150672 to #150670 - anonymous (19 hours ago) [-]
So fast forward about a month, school has started, Sophomore year. We have a lot of subjects together, she said she felt really confident to take harder classes. Almost every conversation i've had has been with her, and it feels really good.

So tonight she texted me a question that i've always laughed at whenever people got it, but I have no idea how to respond. The question was "So who do you like ;P?"

What do I do, i'm such a fucking loser i've never dated a girl, do these things usually last long? What do I say?
User avatar #150696 to #150672 - thatnigger (17 hours ago) [-]
Just tell her you like her. If she doesn't feel the same way, ask for space so you can get over her and maybe afterwards you can be friends but it'll be awkward.
If she likes you back, make sure you don't just treat her like a Queen and she doesn't do anything back. Sure she's hurting and things have happened, but if things go wrong, you don't want to be the guy that has lost more then he gained and felt like the time he spend on her was a waste, ya know?
Just saying, communicate with her more and make sure you're both putting effort into a relationship.
#150654 - anonymous (20 hours ago) [-]
I'm going to be alone forever

From the beginning to the end of my time in high school I was a depressed, suicidal beta shit, though I still managed to have a few girls interested in me who I actually enjoyed being around. Fucked up each one with simple inaction. One actually thought I'd lied when I told her I liked her she was the one who asked me out for fucks sake just to spare her feelings. That's how retarded I was.

Pretty much the same thing happened with four girls in total, and now I've started college. Still want to kill myself, but much better on the depression end and what verged on a fear of women. Anyway, second day here, I meet a girl. Hit it off. Met her through a friend yesterday, she saw me today, we talked for a few hours alone.

Turns out she's a lesbian. And I don't mean a "I kissed a girl once" lesbian. Full on clit-hunter, through and through.

I've reached the conclusion that I'm fucked with relationships. Looking into wizardry now.
#150700 to #150654 - saltybanana ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
from reading this i assume you aint a bad looking dude, if girls go up to you and ask you out. bro you must be handsome af!

shouldnt be so depressed bro, seem so young still have so much to learn, yeah i once felt the same way, but believe its all part of growing up. you cant accept the fact your not a kid anymore
#150653 - swiggityswooty (20 hours ago) [-]
i have no direction or ambition in life, im a sophmore, i have no idea what i want to study, i have multiple honors classes i could care less about, the only thing i truly care about is getting weed and other shit, even girls is secondary. i am completely lost right now
#150660 to #150653 - anonymous (19 hours ago) [-]
theres always the military, thats what im doing
#150655 to #150653 - anonymous (20 hours ago) [-]
That's because you're a sophomore, don't worry. A lot of people are sophomores in college without an idea of what they want to do. It's not uncommon for people to change majors twice. Hell, I know a guy who was studying to work in some robotics field last semester, summer goes bye, now he's a culinary arts major and that's his true calling.

You'll be okay lil nigga
[ 133640 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)