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User avatar #129373 - thatonesouthernkid ONLINE (35 minutes ago) [-]
who do i should i go to when i feel i need special help? i almost tried to commit suicide about half an hour ago and i don't know who to talk to.
User avatar #129376 to #129373 - girrafalopegis ONLINE (22 minutes ago) [-]
There are*.Also, if you want to talk, I'm on Funnyjunk for the vast majority of everyday. I would love to meet someone new on the site, and wouldn't mind just sitting and listening. There are a lot of amazing people on this website who would do the same in an instant. We're a big family and we gotta look after eachother.
User avatar #129375 to #129373 - girrafalopegis ONLINE (27 minutes ago) [-]
There is plenty of hotlines to call if that's your kind of thing. Google one for your local area and there should be plenty. In my opinion, some of the best help but obviously not qualified help, comes from your best friends or even teachers. They are always there to listen and are more then happy to help you to the max. Reaching out to a therapist in your area is another option if you feel that's the kind of help you need, they are definitely useful for venting to, and they even might prescribe you with a prescription to aid you. Stay strong man, there is something better waiting around the corner.
User avatar #129362 - girrafalopegis ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Not sure if this goes into the advice section but I need story ideas, with anywhere from 2-5 main characters, an antagonist, and a problem that works mostly in the antagonist's favor. Any time period (real or not real) works, just need the idea. Thanks in advance, sorry for the ambiguity.
User avatar #129371 to #129362 - makotoitou ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
A mob of horny black gay guys have to infiltrate the KKK's base to get fried chicken scented lube.
User avatar #129370 to #129362 - ScottP (1 hour ago) [-]
Well I had an idea a while back for a story that I'll probably never end up writing, so here you go:

A guy named Thomas Satan is a Native American shaman who must learn his ability to harness the spirits of the dead in order to rise as the guardian of his tribe. This tribe is pretty modernized so they're not exactly sitting in tents and hunting buffalo, but they still have the basic tenets of their beliefs. His younger sister, Ani, is the tribe's collector of souls, but she accidentally awakens the spirit of the previous (and malicious shaman) named Kahtemoc. He attempts to regain his previous powers by killing Thomas, and Thomas must stop him before this happens.

etc etc etc
User avatar #129366 to #129362 - Nameloc ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I would tell you mine, however I am suffering from writers block and I do not feel comfortable giving all of the information away...

The gist of it:
Chaotic world with time travel.
User avatar #129367 to #129366 - girrafalopegis ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
If you want to share ideas, I'd love to collaborate. Regardless I'll share some of mine with you if you want.
User avatar #129363 to #129362 - iridium (2 hours ago) [-]
If we were any good at this we'd probably be writers ourselves. Sounds like you are experiencing some kind of writers block? Also, are you looking for shorter or longer story ideas?

The best way to nourish creativity is to help it flow, rather than to feed it ideas. Take a close look at what you like to read about, and try working from there.
User avatar #129364 to #129363 - girrafalopegis ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
I can come up with ideas for myself pretty well, I was just curious as to what might pop up from someone on Funnyjunk. My ideas however are all pretty similar in structure, so I was just trying to look at different paths.
User avatar #129348 - ScottP (3 hours ago) [-]
Hey guys, how does one build confidence in themselves? For example, in social settings. I'd like to be able to talk to other people without kinda' shying away. I mean, I'm not as shy and awkward as I used to be 4 years ago, but I feel like I could still improve. Even when I just want to talk to (let's say) a girl in a very platonic way, I feel like I'm lacking confidence.
#129350 to #129348 - saltybanana (3 hours ago) [-]
imagine that girl is a dude, what or how would you start a conversation with a normal male?

cant say shit like "foo that chick has rocking ass tits, she single?" what i mean no sexual references yet be like hey, my name *insert name here*
User avatar #129351 to #129350 - ScottP (3 hours ago) [-]
Huh...I've never thought of it that way. I might try that.
User avatar #129353 to #129351 - saltybanana (3 hours ago) [-]
it works all the time, girls are as scared of us guys too. one of us has to make the move some how. girls love to be heard so just take it from there, they'll be you bff when youy dont noticed
#129349 to #129348 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (3 hours ago) [-]
Amy Cuddy: Your body language shapes who you are

This video may help you.
#129346 - winners (3 hours ago) [-]
where can I get bejeweled for free?
#129361 to #129347 - winners (2 hours ago) [-]
thanks thisl make work go by much faster
thanks thisl make work go by much faster
#129333 - thespartanlegend (8 hours ago) [-]
Ok, a few years back when i was young and stupid, there was this girl on my bus who i used to annoy and i was being a jerk, now that i am all matured i kind of like her,, but she probably hates me because of the things i did, and she doesn't really want to talk to me, what do i do?
User avatar #129345 to #129333 - advicedude (4 hours ago) [-]
Keep us posted on this, I'm intrigued.
#129342 to #129333 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (5 hours ago) [-]
Apologize to her.
Find a way to speak with her and simply apologize for all the things you did to her.

It'll let her see you in a new light.
#129341 to #129333 - minutes (5 hours ago) [-]
go up to her say hi etc. just some small talk when you see her in the halls, then ask her if she remembers how you 'bullied' her, if she says no just go on flirting/talking normally, if she says yes, apologize say that you were being a jerk etc. and then leave her alone. Don't initiate contact again for a few days, maybe smile at her or say hi to her when you see her in a hallway or something but don't start a real conversation again. If she's attracted to you that will drive her crazy.
#129352 to #129341 - thespartanlegend (3 hours ago) [-]
the problem is that i only see her on the bus, we don't have classes together, and i really have no excuse to start a conversation. i do have a friend who knows her really well, should i ask him for help?
#129357 to #129352 - minutes (3 hours ago) [-]
You can just sit next to her, then you have an excuse. You should start the conversation at the end of the ride though so you can just walk out.
User avatar #129332 - sweetbutteryjesus (8 hours ago) [-]
If there are any dentists here,
I just got two teeth extracted like an hour ago, and I'm still bleeding.
Any advice on how to make it stop?
User avatar #129354 to #129332 - saltybanana (3 hours ago) [-]
sorry for the lateness, not a dentist, but drink warm salty water. it works all the time
User avatar #129355 to #129354 - saltybanana (3 hours ago) [-]
sorry i dont mean drink i ment swish around your mouth like mouthwash
User avatar #129335 to #129332 - edlias (7 hours ago) [-]
just gotta suck it up for the day, put gauze in your mouth and drool all day. When I got my wisdom teeth pulled I had gauze in for hours afterwards.
User avatar #129325 - chocolatehotdog (9 hours ago) [-]
I have to deal with a lot of anxiety and stress when someone likes me and I don't feel the same. I'm soft-hearted (and soft-headed if I'm honest) and I hate to hurt anyone's feelings. I have trouble being assertive and just saying no. What's the best way to deal with it? "Hey, just incase you're hoping for anything romantic to happen, I gotta say that I just see you as a friend"?
Jesus, reading this back makes me realise I'm such a fucking sad cunt. ...I'm really tired of being anxious.
User avatar #129330 to #129325 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
Just tell them you want to be friends.
User avatar #129334 to #129330 - chocolatehotdog (8 hours ago) [-]
lol it really is that simple, isn't it. I don't know why I have trouble. One of my hang-ups, I guess.
User avatar #129326 to #129325 - makotoitou ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
Just bang them and run.
User avatar #129322 - fluffykoopareturns ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
how do i control my anger? i get angry over the smallest things.
#129356 to #129322 - saltybanana (3 hours ago) [-]
find something to relieve your stress, your really stressed out  try gym,boxing, gf, shit even fapping
find something to relieve your stress, your really stressed out try gym,boxing, gf, shit even fapping
User avatar #129368 to #129356 - fluffykoopareturns ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
ill try all of them at the same time
but seriously gracias
#129343 to #129322 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (5 hours ago) [-]
Learn to laugh things off.
"Shit happens" type thing.
User avatar #129369 to #129343 - fluffykoopareturns ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
sound advise. appreciate it
User avatar #129327 to #129322 - makotoitou ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
stop being autistic
#129321 - anonymous (11 hours ago) [-]
Related to my masturbating to crush question last night

What if she's my GF does that make it any different?
User avatar #129365 to #129321 - iridium (2 hours ago) [-]
Depends. Do you think of her as a piece of meat to sex and not like anything else about her but her body? No? Then it makes no difference. Do you get off to the idea of pleasing her or do you just want to use her as your dumpster? If you said the former, then okay.

As long as you aren't being creepy about it you're fine.
User avatar #129331 to #129321 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
anon, nobody has any fucking idea what you are asking about
User avatar #129336 to #129331 - edlias (7 hours ago) [-]
I think I skimmed his post yesterday, something about does masturbating to his crush degrade her to a piece of meat or some shit. Honestly though, this is for you anon, she's your crush partially because you like the way she looks, she's probably your crush entirely because of the way she looks and you just think you know her personality but you really know nothing about her. That's what a crush is. Anyways, my point is just fap to whoever you want, you like the girl also because of her looks so if you wanna beat your meat to her go right ahead, nobody cares.
User avatar #129292 - vortexrain (17 hours ago) [-]
I have a lot of porn that I have downloaded as compressed files. I have no idea how to view them. I really want to look at this porn.
User avatar #129314 to #129292 - iridium (15 hours ago) [-]
Download Winrar, 7zip, Winzip, or any other compressed file opener found here:
User avatar #129294 to #129292 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
download 7zip, watch a youtube video on how to use 7zip
#129291 - anonymous (17 hours ago) [-]
so ive fucked twice and both times i could even last for five minutes how do i increase my time without fucking constantly?
#129358 to #129291 - saltybanana (3 hours ago) [-]
okay this is a funky question but fuck it anyways!!   
best way is to start practicing fapping.  liek when you feel like youre gonna bust stop, and keep going   
another method is todo math in your head when youre going deep inside your gf
okay this is a funky question but fuck it anyways!!

best way is to start practicing fapping. liek when you feel like youre gonna bust stop, and keep going

another method is todo math in your head when youre going deep inside your gf
User avatar #129315 to #129291 - iridium (15 hours ago) [-]
This is more of a NSFW question, but a quick Google search suggests building up your stamina through masturbation methods. I won't outline any, but there are better boards for this question anyway.
User avatar #129295 to #129291 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
This is really a question that should be in the NSFW section
User avatar #129324 to #129295 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
Ask the people that share porn with each other how to do good at sex. Logic
User avatar #129329 to #129324 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
Well, yeah. I'm not going to sit here in the advice board and explain to an anon how to desensitize his dick so he can last longer.
User avatar #129289 - sonicsyndicate (17 hours ago) [-]
does anyone else believe in their spirit animal?
User avatar #129316 to #129289 - iridium (15 hours ago) [-]
Short Version: Nope.

Long Version: I haven't believed in spirits, ghosts, the supernatural or anything not scientifically plausible nor rationally explainable since I was 14 years old. inb4 blah blah overused fedora neckbeard comparison blah blah I don't particularly care if people do believe in things like that until they start becoming an actual problem.
User avatar #129301 to #129289 - Rei ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #129304 to #129301 - danield ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
rei is my spirit animal
User avatar #129296 to #129289 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
In basic training we had to kill and eat our spirit animals.
#129283 - anonymous (18 hours ago) [-]
19 and a virgin, finally decided I'm comfortable enough with my S.O. to have sex (not because I have a real sex drive, but because I love and trust him enough that I want him to be my first). We got started tonight, but... well, I didn't realize just how painful it would be. He didn't even make it in a whole inch and I couldn't hack it. It also doesn't help that the idea of causing me pain is a complete turn off for him and he couldn't stay hard when he saw I was struggling. Basically, it seems like an impossible situation and we don't have any solutions. Do you?
User avatar #129287 to #129283 - iridium (18 hours ago) [-]
Foreplay, AKA warmup. You gotta build the sexual tension, get things going nice and smooth. Your first time likely won't go super smooth to begin with, but it will be a lot easier if you take it nice and slow and sensually, rather than just rushing into penetration. It makes things better for people with all kinds of sex lives. Not that every time has to be slow and steady, but that's usually how you want to go into it.
#129293 to #129287 - anonymous (17 hours ago) [-]
The thing is we already do spend plenty of time on that, we have a ton of fun with it and we definitely took our time getting to the actual penetration. It's just that once we got there, I just couldn't take it because it hurt sooo bad.
User avatar #129317 to #129293 - iridium (15 hours ago) [-]
Kind of have to dig into the nitty gritty questions, but you're anonymous, so...

Did he insert it slowly and move slowly at first at least? Also, have you ever masturbated? Perhaps you have extremely sensitive genitals. Could it also be from lack of lubrication perhaps? Try that out, see if that works.
#129323 to #129317 - anonymous (9 hours ago) [-]
he went very slow, he s extremely worried about hurting me. i tried once or twice and just never got into it, it just never felt particularly good... just awkward and boring. we did try using lube and i was already wet to begin with.
#129337 to #129323 - girlsxplain ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
I have a few helpful tips, but there is very little to do in this situation.
Speaking from experience and a lot of talks with many other people about their first times, I will say that there is no real way to get around the pain.
like the guy before said, foreplay is key. spend hours on it if need be. When a female becomes aroused, that causes the vagina to losen and more prepared for penetration. This will not completely remove pain, but taking a loooootttt of time will help a bit.
Next, lube. lots of it. that helps it slide in better. Put a dollop on the penis, a dollop on the vagina, and rub it around so everything is nicely coated. Let him use his fingers with it for a few moments, preparing the vagina again.
Again, go slow, but I know in my case at least once we got it in, it hurt more to go slow than to just go faster and go at it.
The bottom line is that no matter what you do and how you try to prepare yourself its nearly impossible to get around the pain. some people are lucky and didnt experience pain, but those people are few and far between. It sucks, I know, but really it is just something you have to push through the first few times. take it slow, keep trying, and take it little by little every attempt. slowly but surely it will allow him all the way in, and will begin to be more comfortable. I wish there was a way around this, but to my knowledge there isnt a universal way around it. Expect to bleed, and expect it to be painful the first few times- even up to the first ten times. When I lost mine, i continued to bleed every single time for a while. This is why it is so important to have someone you trust and is willing to work with you about it.
try more foreplay (even if you are doing that now, theres never too much for this situation) and even more lube. Spend more time letting him use his fingers to stretch it a little. try and fit another finger in there. After all of that, theres not much I know of that helps.
#129340 to #129337 - girlsxplain ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
also masturbation is all about practice, do that more. if you dont know what pleases you, how is your partner suppose to figure it out? The more you know about how to please yourself and what you react to down there, the better your partner can do. it may be boring at first, but once you find something that makes you feel nice it is wonderful. then you can lead him to better ways to get you off and will lead to better sex because you know what spots to hit to make yourself feel good and you an angle yourself to get to them. Masturbation is a wonderful thing for yourself and for your happiness with your partner
#129338 to #129337 - girlsxplain ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
and just think- after the first few times of pain, it will begin to feel quite nice. I still have issues with it. even as someone who has been having sex for years it still sometimes hurts initially, but once you get past the initial pain it can become quite nice. Im sorry you have to go through the pain, but know that many many girls have been where you are before and it gets better
#129360 to #129338 - anonymous (2 hours ago) [-]
Thank you so much for all this, it really does help... I think what we've decided to do is just space it out over time. We tried a couple more times today and he did get farther, but once it got to be too much we would stop. So I'm definitely taking your little by little advice, that seems to be the best option. About the masturbation thing, we've kept trying to get some kind of reaction out of me from it and it hasn't worked yet (other than getting wet, but I'm still not into it). I guess we'll keep trying, but I don't really mind if I feel pleasure or not as long as it stops hurting. Thanks so much for all you said, I feel way better about all of this now!
#129372 to #129360 - girlsxplain ONLINE (36 minutes ago) [-]
good. if you have any more concerns or questions feel free to ask me on my profile or as a reply here
User avatar #129297 to #129293 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
That's horrible femanon, girlsxplain to the rescue.
#129282 - Beenfiftyfive (18 hours ago) [-]
Okay incredibly embarrassing problem. I've started dating this new girl who I find to be very attractive and like very much, but whenever we go to have sex after I put on the condom I lose my erection. Besides pointing and laughing, does anyone have a solution maybe or anything? This has never happened before and it is very disheartening.
User avatar #129298 to #129282 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
I like what iridium has to say, but you could always have her put it on you, make an event out of it, or tell her that you are having a problem, and ask her to help you get hard again.

Also, try putting some lube on the inside, it makes it feel a lot better.
User avatar #129288 to #129282 - iridium (18 hours ago) [-]
Extended foreplay to keep you aroused, and to not masturbate for awhile before hand. Get used to things.
#129284 to #129282 - yourgaylol (18 hours ago) [-]
hehe heheheh heheh hehehe
User avatar #129266 - danield ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
Any veterans on the advice board?
#129285 to #129266 - yourgaylol (18 hours ago) [-]
what do you need private jackoff
User avatar #129281 to #129266 - makotoitou ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #129267 to #129266 - iridium (20 hours ago) [-]
Military or just people who spend too much time on this board?
User avatar #129268 to #129267 - danield ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #129299 to #129268 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]

I was in the army a few years, what do you need explained?
User avatar #129300 to #129299 - danield ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
transition from active to ng
User avatar #129302 to #129300 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
I think you are gonna need to speak to your retention NCO or reenlistment section to see when you can transition. But from what I remember, I had to option to transition as I ETS'ed, to whatever national guard unit instead of IIR. I also was called and contacted several times be NG recruiters during my time in the IIR.

You will keep the same rank, but not all active duty MOS's have national guard equivalents, so you may have to reclass but stand your ground on it because they will try to force you o be some special critical needs MOS weather you have to reclass or not
User avatar #129303 to #129302 - danield ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
I'm talking more of moving from active duty to civilian life
User avatar #129305 to #129303 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
Ohhh, you must not be army. ETS Expiration Term of Service means getting out of the army.

Yeah, it's rough some times. You can, and should, submit your VA claim months before you get out in case you have any problem

If you don't have a job lined up, use the GI bill to go to school. The more expensive the school you go to, the higher the housing allowance will be.

Other than that, Ive been out since 25Dec2010 the dates are hard to adjust to also December 25, 2010 and remembering to pay the bills ever month is the hardest adjustment.
User avatar #129308 to #129307 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Oh, hello ohhh, it's been a while since I've seen you around. You still constantly getting tagged on those brownie's profiles?
User avatar #129309 to #129308 - ohhh (15 hours ago) [-]
It's a curse i live with.
User avatar #129311 to #129309 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Well, let me know if you need some army shit explained
User avatar #129312 to #129311 - ohhh (15 hours ago) [-]
Actually i do, what's the biggest caliber in any handgun ever made?
#129313 to #129312 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
What's the highest caliber, or whats the most powerful? If it's highest fire power there are several brands of .50 BMG hand guns The pic is .50 revolver, but not BMG , they come in snub-nose revolver or breach load single shot variants.

There are guns that go over .50 caliber, but they usually have smaller charges and rounds.
User avatar #129318 to #129313 - ohhh (15 hours ago) [-]
#129319 to #129318 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Then that would be the .600 Nitro Express, it's over 4 feet long
User avatar #129320 to #129319 - ohhh (15 hours ago) [-]
Thank's man.
User avatar #129306 to #129305 - danield ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
thanks you answered most of my questions
User avatar #129310 to #129306 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
I'm glad I could help a brother out, let me know if you have any more questions.
User avatar #129290 to #129268 - sonicsyndicate (17 hours ago) [-]
ive played demons souls for a few weeks without getting pissed
User avatar #129269 to #129268 - ipostcp (20 hours ago) [-]
I played Cod for a few years.
User avatar #129270 to #129269 - danield ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
#129253 - hsm (21 hours ago) [-]
Guys i have a question and i don't know who to ask. It is related to working out.

Should i do more exercises or should i do more reps?

I used to have a total of 27 exercises divided between 3 days of working out. But i kept increasing the reps every week and now i'm at a point where on upper body day i have to do 100 pull ups, 50 push ups and 100 tricep dips. So i was thinking that maybe i should take the numbers down and maybe do more exercises like 30 pull ups, 50 push ups, 50 tricep dips, 50 shoulder dips, 1 minute handstand and some crunches.

Tell me what you think please?
#129259 to #129253 - saltybanana (21 hours ago) [-]
maybe do less reps and add more days, you'll see better results IMO

try dividing and separating the days out evenly. eat more dont be sacred to eat alil more
#129261 to #129259 - hsm (21 hours ago) [-]
When i said i did my workout through 3 days, i meant that all my exercises were divided in 3 days. A complete circle takes 3 days. I workout 6 days a week.
Monday and thursday: Upper body
Tuesday and Friday: Lower body
Wednesday and saturday: Core/ abs

I used to do 27 exercises in the circle of 3 days but now i am only able to do 8. I was thinking about decreasing reps and doing more exercises cause variation in workout makes it more fun and targets different muscles from different angles, so what i'm asking is that will that have a bad effect on me going from 200 pull ups per week back to 60 per week?
User avatar #129271 to #129261 - saltybanana (20 hours ago) [-]
no not really, thats why i said too eat more. you need m,ore energy so you wont be fainting in the gym or in the circuit

sperating them out like mon-chest
you now spreading like that to give your body more of a rest
#129277 to #129271 - hsm (19 hours ago) [-]
Thanks bro.
#129252 - thebestpieever (21 hours ago) [-]
I already have my own exercise regime, which is basic exercises and running, to keep myself fit if not ripped. But I've seen many of these and I have a question: What does a set mean? If it says "3 sets" here, for example, should I do 20 press-ups 3 times and then move on to jumping t's and stuff? Or should I do from the first to the last 3 times?
#129260 to #129252 - hsm (21 hours ago) [-]
I have lots of links and a book to read on that subject if you're interested. I've been doing bodyweight work outs for 6 months now and i too go running in the evening. So tell me if you need anything. Always here to help a bro out.
User avatar #129262 to #129260 - iridium (21 hours ago) [-]
I request some of those links for curiosity's sake if that's okay
#129264 to #129262 - hsm (21 hours ago) [-]
Hope this helps, also make a journal so if you get discouraged, you can look back on what you achieved and get motivated again. The thing that stops most people, is the start. - Jeff Cavalier
#129258 to #129252 - hsm (21 hours ago) [-]
Consider that someone tell's you to do 60 push ups in 3 sets. That would mean that you have to do 20 push ups, then rest for at least 30 seconds to at most at 3 minutes, then do 20 push ups again. Rest, repeat.

Now you have done 60 push ups in 3 sets.

A rep is a repetition, so you did 20 reps in 1 set. And 60 reps in 3 sets. Got it?

also bodyweight training is best training is you wanna the best looking motherfucker on the block.
User avatar #129254 to #129252 - iridium (21 hours ago) [-]
A set is a group of reps. Say a set of 20 reps = 1 set, so 3 sets = 60 reps.
User avatar #129256 to #129254 - thebestpieever (21 hours ago) [-]
So if I were to follow any instructions like these I should exhaust one exercise before moving onto the next, right? 'Cause if that's the case then I've been doing it right all along.
#129246 - justleavefagmin ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
This is the closest thing to a request board, so, by chance, does anyone have the 2spoopy story of the guy who signs up for an experiment in which he creates a doppelganger of his "subconscious", and the doppelganger turns him evil?
Thanks in advance.
User avatar #129234 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (22 hours ago) [-]
High School prom - yes or no? Long story short, I know I'm not an unattractive or unlikable guy - I just never really got to be lets-hang-out-after-school type friends with any girls (in fact I barely even talk to any now). It's senior year and a lot of my friends are trying to get me to go. Keep in mind I would probably be going with a random girl I don't talk to my crush is 'out of my league,' or at least let's just say that for this case . Is it worth? I don't want to go with someone I don't like just because it's 'prom'.
User avatar #129344 to #129234 - ScottP (4 hours ago) [-]
I'm gonna' be going to prom in a group with my friends. I don't have a date, nor is anyone really attracted to me. I figure, I might as well enjoy the night as much as I can since it'll be my last night in high-school.
#129275 to #129234 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (19 hours ago) [-]
It really depends.

I once went to prom with my then-girlfriend.
It was a Christian private school prom. No dancing. Just food and bullshit awards.
What happened during this isolated event? My then-girlfriend made plans in advance for her and I to sit with her friends. There were 6 girls, my girlfriend, and I sitting at this table. It was the loners table, with me and my girlfriend in the mix.
Most boring 4 hours ever. The after party we went to was really lame, too. We were supposed to have smores at someone's house... Ended up just sitting by a fire and talking for forty minutes.

The only memorable thing at that prom was one guy who went completely solo. He wore a camouflage baseball hat, camouflage tie, and camouflage shoes with a bright-orange shirt under his dress coat/ jacket thing.
There was also a guy wearing converse instead of dress shoes. That's as exciting as prom got there. Seeing those two people who didn't quite fit the regular dress code.

Honestly, if there is dancing and more excitement than what I went through, go for it.
You don't even need to bring a date, tbh. You could simply show up and meet someone there. For some reason, all da single ladies go to prom. You won't be the only single person there, that's for sure.

The only real con to prom would be the cost and excess drama.
If you feel like your wallet can bare the mugging it takes for the rental tuxedo/ purchasing a tuxedo and ticket to prom...
And if you feel like you can deal with a massive room of other high-school students heavily judging one another... Then totally go for it.
If you're fine with those two cons, then there shouldn't be anything holding you back. Worst it'll do is kill a few hours of your time.

If you don't mind spending money and dealing with the drama at Prom, go for it.
#129248 to #129234 - saltybanana (21 hours ago) [-]
i agree with awesomerninjathing about people being in your league.

fuck it man, when you go to prom i ant lying to you alot of sheit goes down during that night idk why?
plus the after parties is where you can be most know if your very social! enjoy it man, prom is the funnest thing to ever happen to me! there's been alot but prom is something i wont forget. plus if you you get all fresh and clean for prom duuuude you'll get allll the bitches no lie! just be confident when it goes down to the dance floor and express your self!

btw i got all my tux or gear from H&M cheap af spent $50

back when i was 18 for prom
User avatar #129249 to #129248 - steezyman (21 hours ago) [-]
I went to the junior prom with a girl i didn't talk to much at all, it wasn't that bad. We were a good match because we both just needed a date to go so we took the minimum amount of pictures and hardly talked at all, just hung out with friends. It was perfect for me because I could just relax with my friends and have a good time. 8/10 would suggest.
User avatar #129250 to #129249 - saltybanana (21 hours ago) [-]
did you atleast have fun/ well you see you did rite? it doesnt really matter who you go with IMO its as long as you have fun! plus you need to start somewhere with women girls love to brag, so if your good in bed everyone wants to get at you
User avatar #129251 to #129250 - steezyman (21 hours ago) [-]
I mean it was as good as it could have been. Don't really like formal events but i actually have a girlfriend who wasn't my date so I wasn't even worried about impressing her.
User avatar #129255 to #129251 - saltybanana (21 hours ago) [-]
well im talking about WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT situation, that it isnt so bad.
User avatar #129235 to #129234 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
no one is out of your league
User avatar #129236 to #129235 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (22 hours ago) [-]
I... Know that.. I just like trying to be a realist. I know very attractive girls have liked me before, buuuuuuuuut high school relationships are weird to me.
User avatar #129237 to #129236 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
bang someone in the bathroom at prom
User avatar #129238 to #129237 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (22 hours ago) [-]
Yeah... That was my plan if I did end up going haha
User avatar #129239 to #129238 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
do it nigga
prom is a big event
don't be one of those anti-social faggots that people will laugh at in secret
User avatar #129240 to #129239 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (22 hours ago) [-]
Ehhhhhhhhhhh, I'll play it by ear. But would people really do that? Laugh behind my back? sarcasm
User avatar #129242 to #129240 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
even if it is sarcasm

yes, they will
User avatar #129243 to #129242 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (22 hours ago) [-]
Even if, I hate to say it, I go with someone below my standards - still worth?
User avatar #129244 to #129243 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
sex is sex but try not to go with the ugly fat chick lol
User avatar #129245 to #129244 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (22 hours ago) [-]
Oh, naturally. I just meant someone on the fine line between bottom line attractive and unattractive. Thanks for input
User avatar #129247 to #129245 - alphashell (22 hours ago) [-]
You're taking advice from shallow sounding douche who probably lives for the approval of other people.

"Go or else people will make fun of you like they did to me and it hurt my feelings "

Don't go because some sketchy sounding asshat on the internet told you to, Do what your heart tells you man, you know better than anyone else. On one hand, it's (for the most part) a once in a lifetime experience.

On the other hand, it's just an overrated 4-hour event that will be overshadowed by the rest of your life. (Most of your life is ahead of you dude), fuckloads of people only go because their friends are. From what I hear, having a date isn't even that necessary. You go there to have fun
#129231 - walmartysnextghost (23 hours ago) [-]
anybody know c++? I have a problem that I think is just me being super dumb and stackoverflow basically has as an answer to my problem exactly what I did, and I don't know why it isn't working. Is there something particular or some trick about reading spaces into a cstring? This is kindof a hail mary at this point because my lab is due in 2 hours and I'm just completely lost.
#129276 to #129231 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (19 hours ago) [-]
Aw shit.

Far too late then, huh?

Whenever something like this happens with me in VS, simply re-typing the code into notepad and copy/ pasting into VS works for some unknown reason. I once spent 4 fucking hours on two lines of code. All I had to do was copy/ paste it...
This and starting a new project or simply re-installing VS will do the trick.
#129278 to #129276 - walmartysnextghost (19 hours ago) [-]
well I'm not allowed to use visual studio, and i found the problem, but is k. it's only 5% off and there's 10% extra credit on this assignment, I'll get it. thanks anywayz
#129279 to #129278 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (19 hours ago) [-]
Not allowed to use Visual Studios?!

That's like having a Photo Manipulation class and not allowing them to use Photoshop.
It's like having a 3D Computer Art class and not allowing them to use Maya.

Why the hell would they restrict the greatest business IDE for C++?
In a real-world scenario, anyone would use VS hands down.

Personally, I would install VS anyways and just copy/ paste the code from that into whatever IDE they want you to code in.
#129286 to #129279 - walmartysnextghost (18 hours ago) [-]
i personally prefer netbeans, but we have to compile in a linux shell, so vs isn't really great for anything except being able to see source better
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