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User avatar #179176 - comandante ONLINE (14 minutes ago) [-]
Need medical advice. I have had painful abdomen pain on the right side every other day or so, since last saturday It is usually lasts around and hour or 2, then leaves. The other day, it really hurt, bad. I believe it is an ulcer, and i have been taking an acid suppressor to stop the pain at night. I am keeping my diet very easy and simple. Anyone else think it could be an ulcer? Don't think it is an appendix rupture, i would not be typing this if it was.
#179175 - anonymous (23 minutes ago) [-]
Looking to create some sort of gaming website, anyone have any ideas that I could use?
User avatar #179169 - derpityhurr (54 minutes ago) [-]
Does your number of extra-curricular activities in high school really affect your chance to get into university?
#179173 to #179169 - anonymous (42 minutes ago) [-]
It looks better on a college application. But other than that, no not really.
#179168 - anonymous (57 minutes ago) [-]
My friends and I all go to different colleges and I seem to be the only one not meeting anyone or doing anything fun. They all seem like they're moving on with their lives and I'm still stuck being alone.

I try to call or text them, but I always feel like I'm bothering them. They seem to be having so much fun without, maybe they should move on with their lives.

So why can't I?
User avatar #179171 to #179168 - derpityhurr (49 minutes ago) [-]
how do you know they're not missing you?
if they already dont like you, theres no cons to messaging them
worst that can happen is they dont reply
User avatar #179166 - mondominiman (1 hour ago) [-]
If you get in a small accident do you have to leave your car right where it's at or can you move it. If you get in a big accident but it's still able to move can you move it to the side so you don't block other cars.
User avatar #179170 to #179166 - derpityhurr (51 minutes ago) [-]
I think you can move it if the other guy agrees to, or if a tow truck or cop tells you to
#179158 - mrtowelman ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
IM ABOUT TO ORDER A PIZZA WHAT KIND SHOULD I GET
User avatar #179164 to #179158 - mondominiman (1 hour ago) [-]
Pineapple
User avatar #179161 to #179158 - makotoitou (1 hour ago) [-]
anchovy
#179159 to #179158 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
Pineapple and olives.
#179156 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
What do you guys think about a board for funnyjunkers who make youtube videos, it would give recognition to them and it would let me enjoy what you guys have, im sure a lot of fjers have something theyd like to share
#179157 to #179156 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
Eh, that'd be a lot of videos, and not many people like watching them unless they're certain it's either funny or good.
It'd seem like a lot of people trying really hard to get noticed to the point that'd it'd get unbearable, they'd get desperate fast.
Also, most people, despite what they're friends tell them, are not funny or entertaining and it'd lead to a lot of people get harassed because funnyjunk is rather unforgiving about that kind of thing.
User avatar #179163 to #179157 - loomiss ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
I feel like we would get some good cringe material though
User avatar #179162 to #179157 - loomiss ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
You're probably right.
In a perfect world maybe..
User avatar #179153 - gibroner (3 hours ago) [-]
alright I've got a couple hash oil pills gonna swallow them sometime in the near future what should I do afterwards. I was planning on being a complete fucking hippy and just posting up in my room, burning some incense, putting on some throat singing, and get in touch with inner self or whatever what does /advice/ think I should do?
#179154 to #179153 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
wat
User avatar #179155 to #179154 - gibroner (3 hours ago) [-]
what should I do after I inject five marijuanas
User avatar #179172 to #179155 - confusedasian (42 minutes ago) [-]
Order pizza and use it to masturbate with.
User avatar #179174 to #179172 - gibroner (39 minutes ago) [-]
nah man I'm tired of doing that also I popped these things like and hour ago and don't feel high at all it's bullshit
#179148 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
flockmod.com/funnyjunk


come draw guyss
#179147 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
guys i recently moved to the us and im gonna hook up with a girl soon, but im uncut, is she gonna freak out? what do
User avatar #179152 to #179147 - hirollin (3 hours ago) [-]
lol no.
#179143 - newzalaman (5 hours ago) [-]
My whatsapp status is the word that means nipple in swedish. I know, I'm mature as fuck. Now the girl I like wants to know what it means. Wat do?
User avatar #179151 to #179143 - suicidalthoughts (4 hours ago) [-]
just say what it means you fukken beta fag, why would you even have that in the first place its not even funny
#179160 to #179151 - newzalaman (2 hours ago) [-]
Well i thought it was funny you cunt
User avatar #179126 - erikus (8 hours ago) [-]
I had a rough story with a girl 3 years ago.

To sum it up: She flirted a lot with me, I ended up doing so as well, in my class it couldn't be more obvious that we liked each other.

Whole class went to a disco one night, she ended up gettin drunk as fuck and making out with some unknown guy. Of course I was like "wtf", and when I confronted her about that next day, she said she couldn't have a thing with me because a common friend was in love with me. I got angry at her, then we made up and never talked again to each other.

Yesterday while partying I saw her going out with some old classroom friends. She waved at me, I got to talk to her friend for a minute and then I left looking for my pals.

Since that I've been thinking why she hasn't spoken to me since then. I don't know if it's a ex-gf syndrome or just that I remember her as an interesting person.

Anyone can talk me out of trying to contact her? I don't think she deserves my attention but I can't help but to think about her and I may finally give up and do so. I still think she did wrong so I don't want to lose my pride.

This was longer than intended, sorry.
User avatar #179134 to #179126 - joshlol (7 hours ago) [-]
beaches and shores man

you'll only get hurt
User avatar #179141 to #179134 - zachariaseverlivin (5 hours ago) [-]
y u so mean? Just because you were hurt by a whore doesn't mean we all will be, I will always be there...asking for your nudes
User avatar #179167 to #179141 - womanexplain (1 hour ago) [-]
Whores are bad news
#179132 to #179126 - anonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
Why didn't she try and set you up with this common friend? If she was so concerned with this other girl's feelings to back off from you, then why didn't she put more of an effort to hook you two up? Sound's like she's just a tease.
User avatar #179133 to #179132 - erikus (7 hours ago) [-]
Yeah that's what I though. You just don't flirt with someone your friend likes.

Still I don't know why I want to talk to her, I'd rather not.
#179139 to #179133 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
Well, if this other girl still likes you, maybe give her a chance.
User avatar #179144 to #179139 - erikus (5 hours ago) [-]
That's the thing. If she still liked me she should have started a converstation, and she hasn't. I don't want to initiate as I would be seem as weak.
#179145 to #179144 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
Dude, no. You won't seem weak, you'll seem like you're taking charge.
Also, girls don't work like that. They don't want to seem desperate and ask the boy out. They think that's really pathetic if the girl has to do all the work.
Just strike up a conversation with her on facebook and see where that goes. But only if you're genuinely interested in her and not just going out with her because her friend rejected you.
User avatar #179146 to #179145 - erikus (4 hours ago) [-]
OH you were talking about the OTHER girl. Yeah sorry I read it fast and didn't see it.

The other girl was my best friend and I didn't like her in that way, and I still don't like her now.

I guess the first girl can fuck off then, because that's what I need to hear.
User avatar #179125 - beatmasterz (8 hours ago) [-]
I'm trying to find an old video game for nostalgic purposes.

I remember that it's a point and click with a pirate and some pink bear creature. Anyone have any idea?
User avatar #179127 to #179125 - erikus (8 hours ago) [-]
Some more info?

Was it a child's game? No idea of the name? Any of its story?

Anything can be of help in these cases
User avatar #179129 to #179127 - beatmasterz (8 hours ago) [-]
Yeah it was def for kids. Also it might've been a dutch game. I remember playing it in dutch, could be translated. It was similar to pajama sam and spyfox. Point and click adventure story, they had to find something but ugh can't remember what. It was a little boy pirate and a big pink or purple bear companion.
User avatar #179130 to #179129 - erikus (7 hours ago) [-]
It may be dutch, and in that case I can't help a lot.

I've been looking for things that match your description but no luck at all.

If I find out something I'll tell ya

Good luck!
User avatar #179135 to #179130 - beatmasterz (7 hours ago) [-]
Thanks for the try
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#179121 - slightly ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
My fingernails are kinda blue.

What gives?
#179137 to #179121 - nonbenderinlife (6 hours ago) [-]
Can be due to cold temperature, if it persists consult a doctor.
#179117 - anonymous (10 hours ago) [-]
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#179116 - anonymous (11 hours ago) [-]
I'll try to keep this brief, but it will be difficult with my life and sanity on the line. So the basics are this: I'm a junior in Indiana and I have lived here all my life, besides being born in a different state, and my parents decided that we move from our house we currently live in. I thought that was okay because I believed we were talking about a house a lot closer to my high school (which I have been my entire high school career). That doesn't seem to be the case, instead they want to move all the way west to Nevada, on the border of Nevada/Arizona. I honestly don't fully hate the idea, but I don't want to move. So, I tried to explain to my dad (whose call it is to move) that it would be pointless to move when I m year from graduating and the relationships I have built which mean a lot because I am definitely not the most social person in the world. My dad then tried to explain how much nicer Nevada is without its state tax and its job market. I don't believe it for a second, no offense to Nevadians(?). However, if we don't move we arestuck ina house I hate to be in. tI just don't want to grow accustomed to a new background: am I a Wolfpack or a Running Rebel fan? Does anybody who lives in Nevada tell me the good and bad parts about your state? I'm on the fence about it, so can somebody from Indy help out too? I know is a lot to ask for, but... I don't know what to do.
User avatar #179109 - jacoban (11 hours ago) [-]
not exactly sfw but,
pururin is down,
any good alternatives?
User avatar #179140 to #179109 - silverzepher ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
fakku
User avatar #179115 to #179109 - confusedasian (11 hours ago) [-]
Was about to say we have a hen-tie board, then I went to it to link you but saw you already asked there.
User avatar #179123 to #179115 - jacoban (8 hours ago) [-]
I didn't expect a reply there...
User avatar #179108 - storkillen (11 hours ago) [-]
So I've been thinking that I might be in love lately, but I'm not sure.

There's this girl in my class that's nice to pretty much everyone, even to me even though I'm pretty awkward. Lately we've been talking more while in school, and she's a lot of fun - and she seems to think I'm fun aswell. One time after school we sat down and discussed for almost 4 hours straight, until she had to leave to meet a friend.

Even more so, today at P.E. we both got a ride from a friend to the sportscenter, and we hade tons of fun. At one point she even said "You have the hair of a prince, we're just waiting for the white stallion to show up!", a bit jokingly, but it still made me really happy. I just get happy from seeing her happy, but it's tough to admit being liked by anyone. Like someone said: "We only accept the kindness we think we deserve", and I honestly believe it's too much. She also said she hadn't had as fun in a carride in a long time, and I couldn't agree more.

It might seem stupid to ask but I've never liked/loved anyone before, so I don't really know what to expect. And I don't even know if she likes me.
User avatar #179110 to #179108 - schurftinator (11 hours ago) [-]
You don't have to rush into anything you know, just enjoy your time together and see how it goes! Ask her more often to hang out with you, you don't even need to call it a date but if it's mutual things will work themselves out without you having to worry about it Sounds really nice what you have going on, good for you!
User avatar #179112 to #179110 - storkillen (11 hours ago) [-]
Thanks for the tip! One thing I'm really worried about is if I'm just another guy that she's nice to, or if she believes I'm anything special.

I'm planning on, at one point, telling her how much she's meant for me and how she's always cheered me up. I absolutely don't have the balls to do it, but I'll somehow force myself - NOT saying it would be something I couldn't live on with.

It's all very new to me feeling these kinds of emotions for anyone, so I honestly don't know what to do. But like you said things have been going on nicely and I've gotten a lot more confident lately. But others have done this before, without asking others, right? So I should be able to do it. I'm just nervous about what'll happen - I've gotten emotionally cold after an incident some years ago so it's tough to do these things.
User avatar #179113 to #179112 - schurftinator (11 hours ago) [-]
Honestly, girls are just as insecure about it as you are, all those mixed signals people complain about are often because they're just as afraid of being rejected. If that makes any difference how you look at it. Telling her she means a lot to you, or how you really enjoy being around her is always a great move, and if she gets awkward you can always pull back and saying you meant is as friends! So you won't lose on that one
Good luck, just don't stress and you'll be fine!
User avatar #179114 to #179113 - storkillen (11 hours ago) [-]
I'll try it once I feel like it's the right time, thanks a lot for all the help!
#179138 to #179114 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #179094 - thisistheguy (13 hours ago) [-]
I guess I faced my first real rejection yesterday, went to a club to meet this girl who I was talking to the week before (we met there two weeks ago and made out a bit and got her number after). I was kinda looking forward to last night meeting her again but when I saw her her friends were being fucks about it just saying 'bye' to me (I'm from America in Spain she's from Spain maybe they don't want foreigners or something idc). Couldn't really bounce back that night and still feel kinda bad today, anyone know any good ways of cheering up about this shit? I have zero experience with this kinda stuff
#179104 to #179094 - confusedasian (12 hours ago) [-]
But your THE GUY, and you got rejected?
User avatar #179131 to #179104 - thisistheguy (7 hours ago) [-]
I mean_ technically_ she didn't reject me but yeah I got rejected
User avatar #179098 to #179094 - amonahan ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
Masturbate. You'll feel better. Beyond that? Forget her and move on, nobody's perfect and you'll have to learn sooner or later that sometimes you have to lose/get rejected. It's a part of life.
#179097 to #179094 - minutes (13 hours ago) [-]
Rejections always suck and there is no definite answer to these situations, cause be suprised, every girl is different.

I faced something similar half a year ago. Met girl at a concert, she really seemed into me etc. we exchanged numbers and talked a bit, met at another party 2 weeks later and she was repulsive as fuck. Her friends told me that she's not interested in me at all, she left early without even saying goodbye. I was fucking pissed and gave up on her. A week later she texts me, we talk again and now we're a very happy couple, she was just having a bad day.

My point is, everything is quite possible. If you really like this girl and are really frustrated about "being defeated", don't give up yet. Who knows what she's been thinking or doing? Maybe she's one of these hot and cold players, maybe her cat died or her aunt got run over, there are just so many undetermined factors to analyze. I wouldn't count what her friends say. Girls love gossip and sometimes interpret it wrong.

I wouldn't rank your chances too high though. It's not like "fight and win!" The point is that you should never give up unless you tried everything.
I can't even count how many times I got rejected in the past. I know it sucks, but it's just part of the game. Look at it from a competetive view point. You gain experience through loss, you gain confidence with every small victory - which you got by making out with her, you can analyze mistake, observe people who are better at this than you are etc.
If you try to be the best "yourself" you can be and put yourself out there a lot, chances are you're gonna meet the right person. It's all a matter of chances, trying and well luck.
So, best of luck man.
#179096 to #179094 - itszyzzbrah (13 hours ago) [-]
Just lift brah
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