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dat mad pussy game. alpha . TOU WON' T BELIEVE ME AND ACCUSE we our same DISHONEST. rre t WOULD LIKE TO KNOW, WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS? REAL QUESTION OW AM I

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TOU WON' T
BELIEVE ME
AND ACCUSE
we our same
DISHONEST.
rre
t WOULD LIKE TO KNOW,
WHY ARE YOU ASKING
ME THIS?
REAL QUESTION
OW AM I SUPPOSE
TO ANSWER A
QUESTION YOU' RE
NOT EVEN ASKING?
I THINK YOU' RE
WAY TOO HOT.
ANSWER YOUR
QUESTION .
wwy imfunny. net
BUT ABOUT SOMETHING
OR... WHAT IS THE
THAT' S A VERY
TRICKY QUESTION.
THAT HAS NO
GOOD ANSWER.
FOR SOME REASON,
THAT OUTFIT DID MAKE
YOU LOOK BIG AND
I STUPIDLY DECIDED TO
BE "tsg/ T SAY
YOU WOULD
DUMP MY ASS.
I an
I' M SURE THIS IS NOT
ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT.
ELSE WORRYING YOU.
OF HOW MUCH
I DESIRE YOU?
MAYBE, YOU ARE VERY
ABOUT YOUR BODY,
BUT YOU SHOULDN' T BE.
IF IT WAS FOR ME,
I WOULD HAVE SEX
WITH YOU ALL OF
THE TIME... WHATEVER
YOU WERE WEARING.
LOOK SEXY AS FUCK.
BUT NOT AS SEXY
AS WHEN YOU' RE
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#2 - mausisdead
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i tried
User avatar #82 to #2 - teleamachus
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(11/03/2013) [-]
It's good to see people using flashing text
User avatar #61 to #2 - pickledherring
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(11/03/2013) [-]
your spoiler wizardry has me in a trance.... teach me your ways mausisdead
#110 to #61 - mausisdead
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(11/04/2013) [-]
use it carefully, my pickled friend
User avatar #159 to #110 - pickledherring
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(11/05/2013) [-]
thank you. now i must go deeper. with three
User avatar #161 to #159 - pickledherring
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#160 to #159 - pickledherring
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User avatar #120 to #110 - jacksipian
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did i do it right?
#121 to #120 - mausisdead
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yes
yes
User avatar #126 to #121 - drulludanni
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i wonder what happens if you do 2 blank ones next to each other [spoiler] [/spoiler]test
User avatar #128 to #126 - drulludanni
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(11/04/2013) [-]
well that didnt go as planned maybe now
User avatar #1 - thedarkestrogue
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(11/03/2013) [-]
So manly, he grew a unibrow mid conversation.
#28 - gongthehawkeye
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Comment Picture
#37 to #28 - thesolution
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You're .gif made me uncontrollably laugh.



Then eye **** me silly saw your name... and now I feel closer to you.
#5 - THEKILLERK
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#6 - tostito
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you wish you were this smooth
#30 - bizzerlol
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#51 to #30 - bruinslover
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User avatar #108 to #30 - toastandbananas
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3spooky5me
User avatar #32 to #30 - legomanjaimy
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(11/03/2013) [-]
Why you do dis, I want to sleep normally
User avatar #35 to #30 - newforomador
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(11/03/2013) [-]
How is this related to content? Or are you trying to freak people out? Because if you are, it won't work. Nearly everybody on this site has seen this face before, and it doesn't freak them out anymore. If you really wanna try something, go onto the next cringe post you find and use the link 420yolo.com, not everybody knows that.
User avatar #123 to #35 - sebthebrony
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(11/04/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #124 to #123 - newforomador
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Hey seb
User avatar #127 to #124 - sebthebrony
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hello newforo
User avatar #129 to #127 - newforomador
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(11/04/2013) [-]
What's up.
User avatar #130 to #129 - sebthebrony
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(11/04/2013) [-]
nothing much, just cruisin' frontpage
you?
User avatar #137 to #130 - newforomador
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(11/04/2013) [-]
I'm juggling between FJ, an online comic book sugar bits by snafu-comics and one of the Warcraft books.
User avatar #138 to #137 - sebthebrony
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(11/04/2013) [-]
Coolio. What's it aboot?
User avatar #139 to #138 - newforomador
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The comic or the book?
User avatar #140 to #139 - sebthebrony
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comic
User avatar #143 to #140 - newforomador
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It's about a realm outside of earth, where all the intangible aspects of earth are created. Things like courage, happiness, the sweatness of things. There are different islands, one island for each thing, and one of the main characters is about the Princess of Confectionaria (where sweetness is created). Despite sounding really girly at the beginning, it gets badass pretty quickly, and it's somewhat short. I'm nearly done, and I started it earlier today. Have you ever of Grim Tales from Down Below? It's made by the same person that made that.
User avatar #145 to #143 - sebthebrony
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Not really. I'm watching AoT right now
User avatar #146 to #145 - newforomador
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Cool. Which episode are you on?
User avatar #147 to #146 - sebthebrony
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11
User avatar #46 to #35 - xxhadesflamesxx
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oh god when I first clicked on that link
I would pay for my reaction
#62 to #30 - derpwolf
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#36 to #30 - certifiedidiot
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Oh god no.. A combination of photoshop, an intstagram filter and bad writing, oh the horror!
User avatar #53 to #36 - undeadwill
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(11/03/2013) [-]
AWWW yisss Critic.
#44 to #30 - Sasher
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(11/03/2013) [-]
Wow, you really compromised my jimmies there buddy.
Wow, you really compromised my jimmies there buddy.
#55 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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#71 to #55 - amanaman
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mfw this is how i talk to women
#38 - chainz
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(11/03/2013) [-]
**chainz rolls 95**
#69 to #38 - okamic
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what are dubs?
#73 to #69 - thisxshitxisxhard
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******************* rolls 20** these are dubs
#83 to #73 - okamic
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whats the point of them?
User avatar #84 to #83 - thisxshitxisxhard
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just to see if you can roll them
#85 to #84 - okamic
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how do i do that?
User avatar #86 to #85 - thisxshitxisxhard
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how the hell do you have a dark blue name and not know this you type *roll 2* at the beginning of your comment
#92 to #86 - solarknight
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**solarknight rolls 29** like this?
#98 to #92 - thisxshitxisxhard
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******************* rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at surprise ** yes you can also do comments pictures or users
#111 to #98 - solarknight
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(11/04/2013) [-]
neat
#88 to #86 - okamic
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What does the dark blue name mean?
User avatar #89 to #88 - thisxshitxisxhard
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ur ******* with me but it means youve had that account for around 4 years
#91 to #89 - okamic
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Oh. so yea that makes sense. I literally come on here to look at posts only, not caring what the hell dubs are or if the post is a repost or whatever. Its only just occurred to me that i see people rolling these things all the time and have no idea what they are doing or what the point of it is
#95 to #91 - thisxshitxisxhard
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there is no point theres no point in anything
there is no point theres no point in anything
#96 to #95 - okamic
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**okamic rolls 81** Hmm i see...
#97 to #96 - okamic
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I did it!
#100 to #97 - indianajoe
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(11/04/2013) [-]
This okamic guy...is telling the truth. His account is over 3 years old...and he's only made 30 comments.

You, sir, are the king of lurking.
#101 to #100 - okamic
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umm... thank you? Seriously, ive been here since the old funnyjunk, when it had the green background and the content made me more than chuckle quietly. I come on here when im bored and look for a cheap laugh or something. This is actually the first conversation ive ever had on here
User avatar #154 to #101 - protravis
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I usually happen across conversations with meaning wayyy after they actually happen but i see that "14 hours ago" and feel intrigued to have witnessed this spectacle
#162 to #154 - okamic
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lol just goes to show you that there are people on this site that come here for literally what the sight is intended for and that is entertainment. Not criticizing the posts by saying that they're reposts or crap like that.
User avatar #87 to #85 - greenstrongworld
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**greenstrongworld rolls 48** roll the amount of digits (in this case, 2) I'm not sure if you're serious, but this is for in case you are.
#75 to #73 - thisxshitxisxhard
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******************* rolls 915** nevermind those are not dubs but these are trips
#77 to #75 - thisxshitxisxhard
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**** i cant do nothing right
#39 to #38 - chainz
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#40 to #39 - chainz
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#42 to #40 - chainz
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#43 to #42 - chainz
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User avatar #17 - sheepysquirrel
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I've actually said something along the lines of this, and the chick got mad and said she just wanted a yes or no and made a huge deal about it.
User avatar #20 to #17 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account**
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I feel like that's actually how it goes most of the time.
#22 to #17 - mrjunebug
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****, son. You got no game.....
User avatar #23 to #22 - sheepysquirrel
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In my experience I have too much game.
Women always tell me I am too sweet and "innocent" and gentlemanly and such.


BUT that could be their excuse and I'm actually really ugly.

I like to pretend.
User avatar #45 to #23 - thebestperson
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I'm sure you're very...'innocent'.
User avatar #47 to #45 - sheepysquirrel
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I am childlike
User avatar #48 to #47 - thebestperson
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Aka short.
User avatar #52 to #48 - sheepysquirrel
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I'm 6'2.

I meant I act childish.
User avatar #57 to #52 - thebestperson
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How does childish equal innocent? I thought cheesy innuendos and immaturity were considered childish.

Anyway, I was joking, I hope you weren't offended, man. Everyone seems to be taller than me these days.
#112 to #57 - sheepysquirrel
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Well I have not been in the dating scene in a lo- ever.

So girls always tell me basically this comic.


And I know your feel; I used to feel tall but now a days there are 6'5 14 year olds and ****.
User avatar #155 to #112 - thebestperson
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Well, you're actually fine height-wise. I'm around 5 something, not quite sure, since we measure in cms.

And I find that quite hard to believe unless you live in a cave.
User avatar #156 to #155 - sheepysquirrel
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I'll assume the cave thing refers to dating; and no.
Growing up I always saw how friends and families relationships were and didn't want that.

If I date I want it to be with someone who thinks we might actually stay together.
Like why invest all your time working at a job, if you're just going to be fired after a week?
User avatar #157 to #156 - thebestperson
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Oh, I think I understand your point there. Personally, I've grown up in a loving family, my parents are still in love with each other even after almost 20 years, so I have a little faith. I think it's the best thing to do. Try not to kill your hope so easily. You never know.
User avatar #158 to #157 - sheepysquirrel
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I'm super ******* optimistic; my hopes shall never be dashed!
#24 to #23 - mrjunebug
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I am sorry, man. I was making a joke...
User avatar #25 to #24 - sheepysquirrel
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loveme
#26 to #25 - mrjunebug
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lol no
lol no
#27 to #26 - sheepysquirrel
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Comment Picture
#31 to #27 - hahahaheidi
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User avatar #33 to #31 - kievaughnb
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Just scrolling through some random **** and I find you

MY MAIN MAN
#34 to #33 - hahahaheidi
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;D
#41 - baconslut
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#72 to #41 - amanaman
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(11/03/2013) [-]
kiss me you slut