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#22 - shabalaguy (12/03/2013) [-]
She is pretty tall ..
User avatar #42 to #22 - jellyman ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
That's my fetish
#49 to #42 - John Cena (12/03/2013) [-]
hello my fellow macrophile - posted as anon so to not have the comment on my user page.
User avatar #52 to #49 - jellyman ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I understand dude. I was a macrophile as long as I could remember, even as a kid.
At first it was a secret because it was too embarrassing for people to know, but now if people want to know what my fetish is, I tell them it's macrophelia I also have a thigh fetish. That's what turns me on most about a woman's body.

I'd post you a good giantess pic but, you know, ban.
User avatar #84 to #52 - capslockrage (12/03/2013) [-]
Thighs are quite nice.
#44 to #42 - triggathepirate (12/03/2013) [-]
here.
here.
#80 to #22 - John Cena (12/03/2013) [-]
Not really. Only 5' 10" roughly from what people are saying. I'm around that height to about 6' even depending on which ruler I'm using which I find strange. Really it isn't about the height but what comes along with it like personality, looks, respect for physical and moral authority and other stuff. Numbers don't mean anything compared to a decent human being.
#85 to #22 - ecrisin (12/03/2013) [-]
that's Taiwan in the background
#32 to #22 - peejay ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
#36 - classiccolour ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm not good with photoshop
#128 to #36 - John Cena (12/04/2013) [-]
The flames really hide the choppy facial extraction, but you managed to add just the right blending onto them to take advantage of that. Good job.
User avatar #60 to #36 - kabuthefox ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
not a horrible shop, and u got ur point across
so i think u still succeeded lol
#41 to #36 - gloriouschad (12/03/2013) [-]
You are now, welcome to the club.
User avatar #2 - nightmarecorpse (12/02/2013) [-]
for those curious Taylor swift is 5 feet 11 inches, and bruno mars is 5 feet 5 inches tall.
Also Taylor swift wears the highest heels she can so she'd be well over 6 feet in this picture
User avatar #68 to #2 - yuukoku (12/03/2013) [-]
So, Bruno's not that short, but he's still short.
User avatar #110 to #2 - jazpinder (12/03/2013) [-]
I think she's 5ft 10 actually but whatever...details
User avatar #112 to #2 - tittentei (12/03/2013) [-]
Hahahhaa what a ******* manlet
User avatar #116 to #2 - vulpiiix (12/03/2013) [-]
So how much is that in litres?

Sorry
#117 to #2 - jumperzero (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm the same size as taylor swift..
I'm the same size as taylor swift..
#120 to #2 - meter (12/03/2013) [-]
>feet
#4 to #2 - John Cena (12/02/2013) [-]
Wtf he's a ******* twerp then
User avatar #20 to #2 - skulldan ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
HA, same size as taylor with heels, i win bitches
User avatar #35 to #2 - pyrointheface (12/03/2013) [-]
**pyrointheface clears throat internally** Tswift is 5'10''
User avatar #51 to #2 - rockamekishiko (12/03/2013) [-]
still looks more than a foot taller
#3 to #2 - moqa (12/02/2013) [-]
Crap, I'm only 5' 5" and now I feel really short.
#43 to #3 - John Cena (12/03/2013) [-]
well.....you are so that is how you should feel
User avatar #6 to #2 - roflstorm (12/03/2013) [-]
I suddenly feel better about my height
#7 to #2 - dapokekid (12/03/2013) [-]
Whoa! where did you learn that
User avatar #21 to #7 - skulldan ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
google is a magical place, only a lucky few will learn its power
User avatar #25 to #21 - dapokekid (12/03/2013) [-]
It was a game grumps joke
User avatar #30 to #25 - skulldan ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
bitch you dont think i know dany sexbang when i see him
User avatar #125 to #30 - dapokekid (12/03/2013) [-]
You just implied that you didn't get it is all
User avatar #127 to #125 - skulldan ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
oh whoops, yeah. band english i guess
User avatar #126 to #125 - skulldan ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
... i just wanted to say my joke :/
#5 to #2 - snakefire (12/02/2013) [-]
Haha I'm barely taller than bruno mars.
User avatar #23 to #5 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
My best friend is 5'4", if that makes you feel any better.
And his girlfriend is like 5 inches taller which is quite amusing
User avatar #38 to #23 - countrystrong (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm 5'4" and all my friends make fun of me. And my coworkers, because I can never reach the top shelf at the grocery store..
User avatar #55 to #38 - thesinful (12/03/2013) [-]
I have a coworker who's 4'7". Since she's really young looking (early 30s but looks late teens) I'm always expecting her mother to show up and tell her off for "bothering the nice people".

For some reason, I find it weirder to talk/deal with someone who's really short but not a midget as opposed to an actual midget. Chris in IT doesn't come up to my waist but I have no problem talking to him. Donna (4'7" girl) I can't talk to without freaking out a little in my head. I'm 6'3" btw.
User avatar #122 to #55 - countrystrong (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm 18 and everyone always assumes I'm younger. What really sucks is having to look up to tall people when they talk you would be a pretty good example
User avatar #123 to #122 - thesinful (12/03/2013) [-]
Up until I was 14 I had that problem. Besides always being short for my age, I had a young face. At 14, a lot of people thought I was 9 or 10.

Eventually, you'll be glad people think you're younger. Just not for quite some time. At 24, I still get people asking me why I'm not in school. "Because I work the ******* evening shift, that's why!"
User avatar #24 to #23 - skysailor (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm 5'4...
User avatar #45 to #24 - supercookieduster ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
ha same, 5'4 master race
User avatar #26 to #24 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
At least you're not a tenor in a choir like my friend, right?

Either way the dude is cool as **** so I can't complain
User avatar #27 to #26 - skysailor (12/03/2013) [-]
Nah, I have a fairly deep voice. Plus I more of an artist than a musician.
User avatar #28 to #27 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
You're fiiiiine then man, shortness aint an issue if you can pull of being confident and talented
#29 to #28 - skysailor (12/03/2013) [-]
Haha I've got plenty of confidence. And I've got passions to take me places.

Besides, how could I stand being depressed about height when there's this guy being short and awesome? (Pic)
#9 to #5 - swiggityswoner (12/03/2013) [-]
I thought you said shorter.  Nevermind me.
I thought you said shorter. Nevermind me.
User avatar #10 to #9 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
Either way it's sad.
#11 to #10 - swiggityswoner (12/03/2013) [-]
Somewhat better if taller though, eh? I'd kill for that last half an inch so I could even out to five feet. Not really though, I'll just be forever frustrated with it.
#12 to #11 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
At least there is a large faction of males that enjoy short females.
Not many girls like shorter guys.

But there is this one girl who's 6'4" that thinks I'm cute so I guess there's that.
#13 to #12 - swiggityswoner (12/03/2013) [-]
Hey, if all else fails, might as well try...
#14 to #13 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
Its funny because she has abuse fetishes so I'd at least end up with some bruises and cuts.
I'd regret nothing.
The song "She's my man" by the scissor sisters comes to mind.
As I lie between these covers
I wanna tell her that I love it
When she chokes me in the
Backseat of her riverboat 'cause

She's my man
And we got all the balls we need
When you taste that pavement
You're amazed
She smells your sympathy
So bye bye ladies
May the best queen hold the crown
For the most bush sold on the levee
My my, how word gets around
She strangles for a good time
And she kills my self-control
She's my man, don't be too sad sonny
'Cause she'll never be your woman no more
#15 to #14 - swiggityswoner (12/03/2013) [-]
Oh wow. I know scissor sisters but I haven't heard that one. (I think everybody knows 'I Can't Decide' whether they know it or not though, really.)
#16 to #15 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
I just want to find a strong independent woman that could accept the fact that I'm a bit of a little bitch.
#18 to #16 - swiggityswoner (12/03/2013) [-]
Well, there's someone out there for everyone, and I wish you luck in finding her, my good man.   
   
> Inspirational gif, but probably the lesser of the relevant ones, but I'm a little lazy.
Well, there's someone out there for everyone, and I wish you luck in finding her, my good man.

> Inspirational gif, but probably the lesser of the relevant ones, but I'm a little lazy.
User avatar #19 to #18 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
Hehe thanks.
#119 to #5 - John Cena (12/03/2013) [-]
i'm barely taller than Taylor. I'm 6 feet
User avatar #121 to #119 - snakefire (12/03/2013) [-]
The girl I like is taller than you X3
#57 to #5 - MonkeyManz ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
im 5'6" pic unrelated...
#8 to #5 - swiggityswoner (12/03/2013) [-]
Me too. As you were already aware.
#31 - thecakemaster (12/03/2013) [-]
***** be lookin like an oompa loompa
User avatar #46 - lillickems (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm a 20 year old man and I'm 5'2...

I was supposed to have some sort of hormone injections when I was younger, but that never happened.
#103 to #46 - welcometoatl (12/03/2013) [-]
hmmm

these hormone injections you speak of, could they be applied to the penis too? Because if that's the case, then I'm sure I missed out on some needed injections.
User avatar #108 to #103 - lillickems (12/03/2013) [-]
I have no clue what they were except they were supposed to make me tall.

#1 - mudkipfucker (12/02/2013) [-]
If someone is throwing grenades at your GF, then she has done something seriously wrong
User avatar #48 - bitchitroll ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
im almost 20 and 5'11"
my coworker is 35 and 5'5"
one day he claimed he fought a guy that was 6'3" and won
he didnt think it was funny when i said "So he was nice enough to wait for you to find a step ladder?"
User avatar #53 to #48 - rockamekishiko (12/03/2013) [-]
saw my cousin (5'6'') beat up a 6' dude. hes not that buff but the 6' was just too slow
User avatar #54 to #53 - slapchoppin (12/03/2013) [-]
short guys have a big advantage by having a lower center of gravity and if they get close enough to clinch you you'll end up on your back
User avatar #102 to #54 - slugnugget (12/03/2013) [-]
yeah if the tall guy is ******* a bag of bones.

A tall guy packed full of muscle mass would throw manlets around like bags of potatoes.
User avatar #99 - littlevampallana (12/03/2013) [-]
Im only 5 ft tall. so all you complaining that 5'5 is short can shut up. It sucks being 5 ft tall and having to ask your manager for a step ladder because your the only employee that cant reach the top shelf.
User avatar #109 to #99 - afrikaner (12/03/2013) [-]
holy hell , im 6 foot 6 , we should meet an play out a David an Goliath type thing
User avatar #91 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (12/03/2013) [-]
6.2 feet tall reporting in
#96 to #91 - tender (12/03/2013) [-]
6 foot 4 bitch !
You're not really a bitch, just have been watching alot of Breaking Bad lately and my jessie pinkman side came out :3
User avatar #101 to #96 - slugnugget (12/03/2013) [-]
too tall.

6 foot 1 is optimal height for being a bigger than average and not being awkwardly tall in multiple situations.
#105 to #101 - missions (12/03/2013) [-]
6.3 very comfortable with my height ^^
#50 - HayleyWilliams (12/03/2013) [-]
Bruno is 5'5
Taylor is 5'10 with an extra 5 inches because of her heels which are not necessary
User avatar #58 - foxyloxxy (12/03/2013) [-]
You cant blame her for wearing heals. Womens dresses are designed for tall women, so you have to make yourself taller to fit the dress
User avatar #79 - ninegagxd (12/03/2013) [-]
I just lost all respect for bruno mars
User avatar #82 to #79 - capslockrage (12/03/2013) [-]
Oh you and your silly little attempts at down thumbs.
#33 - jalthelas (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm 6'2", but why does that matter?
I'm 6'2", but why does that matter?
#64 to #33 - eyemeralds ONLINE (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm 6'4", but what is a ladder?
I'm 6'4", but what is a ladder?
#67 to #64 - dorberg (12/03/2013) [-]
Far Cry 3 Intro Movie (PS3) HD I am 6,5 you filthy peasant skip to 1:40 and this is my message to you
User avatar #83 to #67 - capslockrage (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm 6'7 and I'll tell you that short people aren't the peasants, being tall isn't all that great all the time.
User avatar #77 to #67 - cazabrow (12/03/2013) [-]
I don't think many people are envious, 6,3 is generally the borderline for being abnormal for height.
User avatar #70 to #67 - jalthelas (12/03/2013) [-]
You know what's funny?

I was just sharing my height.
#71 to #70 - dorberg (12/03/2013) [-]
Aint no brakes on the rape train baby CHOO CHOO mother ******
User avatar #73 to #71 - jalthelas (12/03/2013) [-]
I'm leaving that comment for the gif
#74 to #73 - dorberg (12/03/2013) [-]
Ima ride your ass hard and put you to bed wet mother ******
User avatar #34 to #33 - jalthelas (12/03/2013) [-]
To the people listening to music right now, enjoy that gif.
User avatar #59 to #34 - Durp (12/03/2013) [-]
Been through at least five songs now. Help I don't think I can stop.
#61 to #34 - airblaze (12/03/2013) [-]
Enjoyed.
Enjoyed.
User avatar #114 to #34 - hacking (12/03/2013) [-]
doesn't fit with my cannibal corpse
User avatar #40 - organicglory (12/03/2013) [-]
bruno mars is a faggot
User avatar #37 - ManInKilt (12/03/2013) [-]
he looks like an oompa-loompa.
#97 to #37 - tender (12/03/2013) [-]
Good job copying comment #31
#129 - zombieloan (12/07/2013) [-]
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#118 - John Cena (12/03/2013) [-]
Is 5'9 considered average height or tall?
User avatar #113 - megayoming (12/03/2013) [-]
6 9'
Wish i could be small and incognito
Being tall sucks, mmk
User avatar #111 - heartlessrobot (12/03/2013) [-]
God damnit 5'5, maybe I ought to wear stripper heels or something.
#107 - flapz (12/03/2013) [-]
5 feet 8 57⁄64 inches to be exact
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