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#3 - infinitereaper (01/04/2014) [-]
How old are your parents?

I'll start.
Me: 19, Dad: 40, Mom: 38

They're young as **** and I was an accident.
#326 to #3 - hyeroshi (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm 20, mom is 57 and dad is 76.

****** mad whack yo.
User avatar #324 to #3 - thesinful (01/05/2014) [-]
Me: 24, Father: 49, Mother 47.
I'm the 3rd.
#323 to #3 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
me: 15
mom: 50
dad: 53

I was the fourth child out of five.

not an accident
#322 to #3 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
WOW - there are a ******** of accidents on Funnyjunk. What a surprise.
User avatar #319 to #3 - mookiez (01/05/2014) [-]
ill bite. me 20 mom 44 pappy is 55. they have age span there but infinitereaper. the part you will love the most is their names dennis and denise. but i was planned. or thats what im told. sorry for horrid grammer im typing from my 360 and its apain using onscrean keyboard.
#317 to #3 - lillamy (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm the other way around, with grown up 30+ years sisters and stuff.

Me - 19
Mom - 57
Dad - 74

Pic not related... I hope
User avatar #327 to #317 - hyeroshi (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm in the same boat as you, but my dad is a little older. One of my brothers is older than my mom.
#315 to #3 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
Me: 20, Dad: 41, Mom: 40

close enough
User avatar #313 to #3 - ftdragneel (01/05/2014) [-]
Me: 16 (17 in may)
Mom: 48
Dad: 47

Seems like only i have a mom who's older than my dad.
#311 to #3 - smellmyfaceforswag (01/05/2014) [-]
Wow dude!! They're sooo young!!   
Me: 17   
Dad: 53   
Mom: 53
Wow dude!! They're sooo young!!
Me: 17
Dad: 53
Mom: 53
#305 to #3 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
Me: 22, Dad, 71, Mom: 58

My dad's pretty old.
#294 to #3 - ryuktg (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm 18. My dad is 65 and my mom is 55. Yeah... they just got sick of not having children
User avatar #284 to #3 - darrensankari (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 20
Bro: 23
Dad: 50-something
Mom: 40-something
Stepdad: Nearly 60

Age isn't really a big deal in our family
#277 to #3 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [-]
My dad is 58
My mom is 49
I am 16

I was the opposite of a mistake.
I was the miracle child after 15 years of marriage and 10 years of trying for a child...
User avatar #274 to #3 - Haentar (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 18
Mom:50
Dad:70

I'm both improbable and an accident!
User avatar #275 to #274 - infinitereaper (01/04/2014) [-]
Pimpin' ain't easy.
User avatar #273 to #3 - hugsta ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
My dad is 65 now, mum is 58. They thought my dad was flat out infertile, even had tests and stuff. I know what it feels like to be an accident.
User avatar #272 to #3 - kalvissh (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 18
Dad: 50
Mom: 34
#271 to #3 - boobjiggle (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 15
Dad: 50
Mom: 53

Yeah. My mom was 38 when she had me. u__u
#256 to #3 - robertootrebor (01/04/2014) [-]
Mom: 59
Dad: 62
Me: 18

GERIATRICS, UNITE
#246 to #3 - risenforce (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm 19.
My mom is 42.
My dad is 45.
User avatar #245 to #3 - unncommon ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm 17
Mom's 35
Dad's 37
#243 to #3 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [-]
Mom: 49
Dad: 48
Sister: 28
Me: 22
Brother: 19

Mom says my siblings were both accidents. I feel pround of being planned.
#242 to #3 - theholum (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 17   
Mom: 45   
Dad: 51  would have turned 52
Me: 17
Mom: 45
Dad: 51 would have turned 52
User avatar #241 to #3 - hazelbytes (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 19
Dad: 39
Mom: 38

they had been married over a year and i was planned

for the fun of it
Grandmothers: 57/60
Grandfathers: 58/62
Great grandmother: 80
Great grandfather: 83
Great great grandmother: 102 (just passed away)
#240 to #3 - sauced (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm 22
My dad's 50 and has a pretty sweet mustache
My mom would be 46 and her mustache wasn't quite as impressive
User avatar #238 to #3 - kaitora (01/04/2014) [-]
Me, 18.

Mom, 49 I think?
Dad 56, maybe.

**** I don't even know
User avatar #234 to #3 - digitroll (01/04/2014) [-]
My parents weren't young but there is only 6 months between their anniversary and my birthday.

So either I'm majorly premature or another accident.
#230 to #3 - zoopsoup (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 14
Mom: 40
Dad: Dead
#228 to #3 - miscarriage ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 18
Dad: 60
Mom: 49

i was adopted.
User avatar #292 to #228 - turtlewithashotgun (01/04/2014) [-]
You were probably adopted because they tried to have kids on their own but...
Then they had a miscarriage.
#227 to #3 - tehinternetzguy (01/04/2014) [-]
"infinite raper" i read
"infinite raper" i read
#224 to #3 - frankpolard (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 20, Dad: 59, Mom: 57   
   
						*******					 parents waited so long, just to give me a live without financial issues ( jk . love it )
Me: 20, Dad: 59, Mom: 57

******* parents waited so long, just to give me a live without financial issues ( jk . love it )
User avatar #236 to #224 - infinitereaper (01/04/2014) [-]
lucky
#222 to #3 - olesc (01/04/2014) [-]
**olesc rolled a random image posted in comment #225520 at Friendly ** Im 21 and I don't know how old my parents are
**olesc rolled a random image posted in comment #225520 at Friendly ** Im 21 and I don't know how old my parents are
User avatar #219 to #3 - ningyoaijin (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 20
Mother: 46
Father: 52

Pretty normal.
User avatar #217 to #3 - puregarbage (01/04/2014) [-]
ME: 21
Dad: 56
Mom: Deceased but around 40
User avatar #214 to #3 - thighhighkneesocks ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
Me 17
mom 45
dad 53
I was beyond planned. they knew they wanted to have me before my older brother was even born. my dad had a vasectomy reversed to have us.
#213 to #3 - Nickdowgg (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 18
Dad: 42
Mom: 40
I was also an accident.
User avatar #212 to #3 - brettyht (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 17
Dad:70
Mom:55

People are always surprised when I tell them my dad is 70, but honestly, he acts younger than almost anyone's dad that I know. He insists on not retiring until 90, and as a software engineer, he is remarkably better at computers than most adults. Overall, probably the best dad ever.
#295 to #212 - ryuktg (01/04/2014) [-]
Sounds like my dad but he is a few years younger
#285 to #212 - jakatackka ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
Not gonna lie, that's pretty impressive.
User avatar #211 to #3 - xsnowbanex (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 17
Mom: 41
Dad: 46
User avatar #202 to #3 - darkcomy (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm 16
Dad is 51
Mom would have been 47, but died at 43.

Damn my dad is old.
#201 to #3 - Crimeater ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 21
Dad: 50
Mum: 46
User avatar #200 to #3 - amammcmam (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm 18
Dad 52
Mum 44.
Meh.
#199 to #3 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 18
Mum: 47
Dad: 48

Normal here in Kiwiland
#198 to #3 - zanntaggerung (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 18, My parents: mid-late 50s? God I'm stupid. But I was an accident too, somehow. My folks were still having accidents even though my oldest sibling was the accident that made them marry.
#197 to #3 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 15
Mommy: 42
Father: 44

I don't like my Dad but I'm grateful that he didn't leave.
#194 to #3 - iminthelibrary (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 18
Mom:48
Dad:49
User avatar #191 to #3 - fuckyeahxd (01/04/2014) [-]
me:17
mom:57
dad:56
#186 to #3 - deckbox (01/04/2014) [-]
Me : 29 (july 1984)
sister (christmas 85)

mum - 1952
dad - 1948

so i think my dad was 35 at the time mum 32-33, and since neither i nor my sister has had any kids its probably going to be a similar timeline.
User avatar #185 to #3 - tomorrowsnightmare (01/04/2014) [-]
Me:18
Mom:51
Dad:46

My dad has apparently passed on the preference of older women to me. I can't look at a 17 year old anyway without being thrown in jail for 5 years
#183 to #3 - jacobthecow (01/04/2014) [-]
me: 16, Dad: 49, Mum: 48
insert batman dead parents related joke
#182 to #3 - gentlememe (01/04/2014) [-]
I don't know their exact ages.
User avatar #179 to #3 - theghostrider (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 16.
Dad: 46/47.
Mom: 38.
User avatar #178 to #3 - kruthix (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 16
Mom: 51
Dad: 48 or 49.....I don't know.
Brother: 22
+1
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User avatar #169 to #3 - comandante (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 20
Mom: 50
#167 to #3 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [-]
me: 18
Mom: 40
Dad: 42
User avatar #165 to #3 - spartyon (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm 20, and my mom and dad are both 46. My mom had three miscarriages before me though :/
#278 to #165 - boobjiggle (01/04/2014) [-]
That is so ******* sad I don't even.
#164 to #3 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [-]
im 17
Dad: 50
Mom: 38

I guess my mom was into the sugar daddy concept
pic unrelated
User avatar #160 to #3 - cudlefish (01/04/2014) [-]
Me 15
Mom 45
Dad 51
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#151 to #3 - gerfox (01/04/2014) [-]
Me 21
Dad 61
Mom 57

Dang, my parents were old as ****
User avatar #149 to #3 - dropdeadbiotch (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 15
Dad: 59
Mom: 50

User avatar #148 to #3 - swaginator (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 19
Dad: don't give a ****
Mom: 39
User avatar #147 to #3 - eids ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 21
Dad: 53
Mom: 54

Also im a test tube kid or whatever you want to call it!
User avatar #177 to #147 - puscasu ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
Test tube kid?What is that?
User avatar #329 to #177 - eids ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
My mom cant have kids the normal way so im basically made in a freezer
User avatar #330 to #329 - puscasu ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Ohhh.Well does it matter when you're that handsome?
User avatar #216 to #177 - brettyht (01/04/2014) [-]
I think that means something along the lines of "My parents could not bare a child, most likely because my dad was sterile, so my mom had to substitute another male's sperm."
That, or the sperm and Ovum(I think that is what the egg is called) were carefully selected, put together, and then implanted in to the mother.
#146 to #3 - tanabata ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 17
Mom: 37
Dad: 50
User avatar #143 to #3 - juicyy (01/04/2014) [-]
Me:31

dad:54

mom:47


#142 to #3 - twelveinchessoft (01/04/2014) [-]
me: 30
Dad: 12
Mom: 13

Back to the future bitches
User avatar #140 to #3 - werfgh (01/04/2014) [-]
Me:18
Dad: 40
Mom:38

I was planned (I think..)
User avatar #139 to #3 - squilliams (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 18, Mum: 45, Dad: 44. I was planned, but then they got divorced when I was 5 months. I hope I was to blame, being brought up mainly by my Mum was great.
#138 to #3 - hamhamtaro (01/04/2014) [-]
Age: Lol No   
Mom and Dad both 53   
IN order to fill in for my age I give you this gif.
Age: Lol No
Mom and Dad both 53
IN order to fill in for my age I give you this gif.
User avatar #137 to #3 - kushcopter (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm 17 my dad is 65 and my mom is 51
User avatar #195 to #137 - lelfaget (01/04/2014) [-]
same
User avatar #128 to #3 - eatchickendaily (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 17
Mom: 56
Dad: 62

My parents decided to attempt to live their lives on their own before having kids I guess. My parents divorced on January 1st too. All my first cousins on both sides of my family are in their 30s. Most of them have kids, some as old as 12. I've only ever met one of eight of these first cousins.
#127 to #3 - chryssis (01/04/2014) [-]
**chryssis rolled a random image posted in comment #557138 at Pokemon **
Im 18
My mom and dad are both 51.
#266 to #127 - atma (01/04/2014) [-]
why does that picture seem so ominous
Watch out, li'l Slurpuff

Me: 25
Mom: 55
Dad: 65
I can easily remember 'cuz by the end of the year we all end in 5s.
Like apparently everybody else here, I was an accident! Represent!
User avatar #123 to #3 - kitchengypsy (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 26
Mom: 51
Dad: 71

Yeah my dad was a bit of a cradle robber, he met my mom when she was 17 and he was still married to his 1st wife.
User avatar #300 to #123 - matriculator (01/04/2014) [-]
Almost same story.

Age: 18
Mom: 45
Dad: 60

My dad met my mom when she was 18. He was still married to his first wife. He didn't tell my mom until they were about to be married. Since polygamy is legal in my country of origin, basically he married both. Neither minded it though, I love my step-mom and step siblings.
#121 to #3 - NinjaZombie (01/04/2014) [-]
Me 22   
   
Dad: IDK   
Mom: 38   
   
I'm not black I swear.
Me 22

Dad: IDK
Mom: 38

I'm not black I swear.
User avatar #125 to #121 - chryssis (01/04/2014) [-]
your mom was 16?
dayum
User avatar #130 to #125 - NinjaZombie (01/04/2014) [-]
she was the original teen mom. probably
User avatar #131 to #130 - chryssis (01/04/2014) [-]
But it must be pretty cool having such a small age difference between you and your mom
User avatar #132 to #131 - NinjaZombie (01/04/2014) [-]
Yah we're pretty close actually.
User avatar #133 to #132 - chryssis (01/04/2014) [-]
:3
User avatar #120 to #3 - freakyorange (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 20, Dad: 54, Mom: 53.

I'm normal.
User avatar #117 to #3 - bjartur ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
me : 17
dad : 55
mom : 58
#114 to #3 - kelpes (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm 20 years old, my dad is 56 and my mom is 54.. I always felt like they were really old Pic related.. It's not how i felt
User avatar #113 to #3 - douchebucketchamp (01/04/2014) [-]
Me:16 dad:51 mom: 48
#110 to #3 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 21
both my parents are 57 or something
User avatar #108 to #3 - crazymero (01/04/2014) [-]
me-18 mom-43 dad-48 i was born 5 years after their marriage
User avatar #102 to #3 - Hreidmar ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 43
Father: dead now, would have been 70
Mother: dead now, would have been 67

I wasn't even supposed to happen, both my parents were infertile AND irradiated.
#321 to #102 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
RIP - but Funnyjunk at the age of 43?
User avatar #325 to #321 - Hreidmar ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
Us fossils like to have our fun as well. It's nice to kick back and forget that we need to act mature and laugh at a dick joke or three.
#101 to #3 - lysitsa (01/04/2014) [-]
Mom : DEAD
Dad : DEAD
#122 to #101 - ideae (01/04/2014) [-]
- I'm Batman.
- Hi Batman, I'm Dead.

Or something like that. I'm sure there can be shat better jokes about this.
#100 to #3 - infinitereaper (01/04/2014) [-]
I didn't expect this much of a response so as thanks for participating I suppose I'll compile the data and upload the results once this thread is done.
#94 to #3 - trippytrips (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm fourteen.
Mom and Dad are fifty-two.
They were never married, I was an accident.
I also look like I'm adopted compared to my half-siblings, but we share a mom.
User avatar #97 to #94 - creatablejam (01/04/2014) [-]
Same deal here. Except mom and dad are 43 and my uncles...just, I hate the one I do see and the two I dont see are awesome
#98 to #97 - trippytrips (01/04/2014) [-]
Both of my uncles on my mom's side are generally nice. One's really talkative and always has a story to tell, but the other is more quiet and I don't see him as often.
On my dad's side, it's the same ordeal. I always get to see the younger one, but the older one lives farther away and I don't see him as often.
Another fun fact is that both of the older uncles on each side are named Scott.
I also have an extra uncle from when my mom's dad (my grandpa, or 'paw-paw') got remarried. His sons are assholes, but were my age so I often had to hang out with them.
User avatar #99 to #98 - creatablejam (01/04/2014) [-]
The 1 uncle on my mums side is just a slob. The two uncles on my dads side (who lives past 1 city away, roughly a 2-3 hours trip) are awesome. When I used to go to my dads they were the bomb. Figures that those are the 2 good ones and I can't see em.
#103 to #99 - trippytrips (01/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, that sucks. All of my grandmas loved me tons. One of them died when I was three, so I can't remember her, but my dad says I made her laugh all the time. The other three are still alive, but there's one I rarely see and one that I only see on Sundays. Then, there's the one that I saw practically every day of the week growing up.
I think I can say that I was partially raised by her, too. My mom has to raise 5 kids mostly on her own (only getting occasional help from my dad), so while she was at work all day I got to stay with my grandma. None of my siblings joined me since the youngest of them was twelve years older than me and usually stayed at home.
#91 to #3 - killerofcows (01/04/2014) [-]
me: 24
mom: 41
dad: 62
my half sister: 42

there a bigger age difference between mom and dad then me and mom
#298 to #91 - ryuktg (01/04/2014) [-]
When I first saw that I thought "How did your mom get pregnant when she wasn't even born?"
#299 to #298 - killerofcows (01/04/2014) [-]
ooh that's what they call unplanned pregnancies, when your daughter is born with a 1 year old kid
User avatar #90 to #3 - mutzaki (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 20 (youngest sibling)
Mother: 51
Father: 53
#84 to #3 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [-]
me: 20

Mom: 40

Dad: 45


my mom worked as an "escort" for 10 years of my life. and my dad worked as a drug dealer / addict until he went to jail 7 years ago for 4 years.
I'm a ****** too, but at least i got the gym , my body, and my parents who are split but both "love me"
User avatar #87 to #84 - infinitereaper (01/04/2014) [-]
the thug life chose you
#86 to #84 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [-]
"prositoote"
#83 to #3 - nomadfourohthree (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 18   
Dad: 58   
Mum: 53   
Was born pretty late (carefully planned).. and my 41 yo uncle is more of a dad to me than my actual dad.    
   
pic kinda relevant - was brought up 100% soviet-minded - parents were both lieutenants of the Red Army.
Me: 18
Dad: 58
Mum: 53
Was born pretty late (carefully planned).. and my 41 yo uncle is more of a dad to me than my actual dad.

pic kinda relevant - was brought up 100% soviet-minded - parents were both lieutenants of the Red Army.
#223 to #83 - nao (01/04/2014) [-]
Would you be kind enouth to describe me how is it that your uncle is more of a dad to you than your actual dad ? What he did to achieve that status in your mind ?

Thing is, my brother just had a son and asked me to be the boy's Godfather. My brother is kind of light headed guy he's an irresponsible asshole and he will most probably fail to be a good father and I'd like to do the best I can to be, in case my brother fails, a parental figure.
User avatar #316 to #223 - nomadfourohthree (01/05/2014) [-]
For starters, he spent more time with me than my dad. He was more of a mentor for me - influenced my choice of career, helped me out with school and friends. Also on a side note, he pointed me in the right directions regarding books and video games - the stuff which is of a higher quality and so on.
But that is just my case. I wouldn't want to give you advice on how to raise a child. But basically I was given more attention by my uncle which is what I really needed.
#239 to #223 - whyunofeellucky ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
You got it Uncle Ben.
User avatar #81 to #3 - miniwilliam ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
I am 19, my dad is 50 and my mother is 47. I was planned, but my parents didn't expect it to only take one go. My dad was annoyed that it happened so fast.
User avatar #80 to #3 - DrizztDoUrden (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 18
Mom: 36
Dad: 36


User avatar #78 to #3 - marioslmg (01/04/2014) [-]
me 5
dad 108
mom 10
User avatar #107 to #78 - alekksandar (01/04/2014) [-]
I think your dad is a .pdf file
#134 to #107 - marioslmg (01/04/2014) [-]
why do you think that? He is an .avi file, duh
#76 to #3 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [-]
Me:18
Mam:45
Dad:46(I think, I never really see him)
I'm an accident to my Dad, Figures :/
User avatar #74 to #3 - odonnell (01/04/2014) [-]
Does no-body have parents the same age?
Im 20, My Mum and Dad are 37.
#116 to #74 - funnymanohword (01/04/2014) [-]
Damn that's young
User avatar #73 to #3 - hotschurl (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 23
Dad: 59
Mom: 54
Big bro: about to turn 30 in a few weeks
User avatar #71 to #3 - kanpai (01/04/2014) [-]
me 17
dad 38
mom 34

i was almost aborted
User avatar #70 to #3 - fregler (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 19
Dad: 48
Mom: 49 ...However... Her mom: 65
I was no accident, but my mom certainly was.
#67 to #3 - killerdeath (01/04/2014) [-]
Me:18
Mom:46
Dad:61
User avatar #65 to #3 - sonicg (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 20
Faja: 47
Mudder: 44
User avatar #63 to #3 - rootytootyfrooty (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm 21
Dad-57
Mum-55

...My parents sound old
#62 to #3 - fergferg (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm 16
my mums 48
my dads 59
bit of an age difference
User avatar #60 to #3 - lordreginald (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 15
Dad: 65
Mom: 45
only child.
***** what the **** .
User avatar #59 to #3 - mauerman (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm 19, dad is 52 and mom is 50. That's pretty normal in Denmark.
User avatar #58 to #3 - drcocktail (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 14
Mum: 58
Dad: 48
Haters gonna hate
User avatar #304 to #58 - matriculator (01/05/2014) [-]
Dood, I thought you were me for a second.
#64 to #58 - themongoose (01/04/2014) [-]
your dad let his guard down.
#52 to #3 - mehten (01/04/2014) [-]
**mehten rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at queef < fart **
I'm 22
Dad 40
Mom 39

I'm a bigger accident.
#308 to #52 - sedativechunk (01/05/2014) [-]
**sedativechunk rolled a random image posted in comment #7283971 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Nice roll, I did nazi that one coming.
#306 to #52 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
Me: 14
Dad: 58
Mom:57
First thing my dad said when my mom told him she was pregnant: Oh **** .
User avatar #232 to #52 - drakonpunch (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm 21
Dad 41
Mom 38
Do I win?
User avatar #168 to #52 - zerotzallander (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm 22.
Mom is about start 60 and same with daddy
User avatar #158 to #52 - lasttestament (01/04/2014) [-]
This is amazing..
#154 to #52 - MatthewsGauss (01/04/2014) [-]
sexy hitler thread
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User avatar #144 to #52 - lizardnigger (01/04/2014) [-]
Hi 22, I'm Dad!
User avatar #281 to #144 - willyumz (01/04/2014) [-]
Hi Dad, I'm Dad!
#288 to #281 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [-]
Hi Dads, I'm Dad!
User avatar #115 to #52 - fireyvoidence (01/04/2014) [-]
Leskyrimcake.jpg
User avatar #92 to #52 - creatablejam (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 14
Mum: 43
Dad:43 (I never see him, he kinda just bailed) and good, he's a right cunt the only reason I know his age is cos he was born like a week apart from my mum or something like that.
#218 to #92 - wtfduud (01/04/2014) [-]
she was old as **** dude
User avatar #220 to #218 - creatablejam (01/04/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #93 to #92 - creatablejam (01/04/2014) [-]
Also, for you Americans dunno why you'd even care . My mum was born on july 4th
User avatar #307 to #93 - internetscaresme ONLINE (01/05/2014) [-]
I was also born on july 4th.



freedom 4 lyf
User avatar #189 to #93 - aTastyCooky (01/04/2014) [-]
FREEDOM
User avatar #57 to #52 - greensofa (01/04/2014) [-]
That roll. Just... that roll.
User avatar #51 to #3 - tombobbusama (01/04/2014) [-]
me:18
mum: 46
dad: 47

My parents arent young ass **** but I was still an accident
User avatar #47 to #3 - fargtwo (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 18
I just realized I have no idea how old either of my parents are...
#82 to #47 - hurzg (01/04/2014) [-]
Same here.
User avatar #46 to #3 - faggotishshit ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 15
Mom: 38
Dad: 41
User avatar #45 to #3 - ImsoObvious (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 17
Dad: 54
Mom: 53
#43 to #3 - anonymous (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 21
Mom: 50
Dad: 65
#40 to #3 - lansberry (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 18
Mom: 50
Dad:52 or some ****
User avatar #39 to #3 - whycantiusecaps (01/04/2014) [-]
Me:19
Dad:47
Mum:47
good question, interesting
User avatar #38 to #3 - maxmekker (01/04/2014) [-]
Me : 19
Dad : 47
Mom : 45
#68 to #38 - simonify **User deleted account** (01/04/2014) [-]
i spot ayase
i spot ayase
#69 to #68 - maxmekker (01/04/2014) [-]
Good eye mate.
#260 to #69 - keltainenlumi (01/04/2014) [-]
kuroneko is the best girl
User avatar #32 to #3 - zakaizer (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 17
Mother: 40
Father: 43
User avatar #30 to #3 - commontroll (01/04/2014) [-]
I'm 20, my dad is 55, and my mom is a month older than him, still 55. They look way better than my friend's parents who are actually younger than them by a few years.
User avatar #61 to #30 - istartedthewar (01/04/2014) [-]
Exact same for me, but my brother is 20 and I'm 16. It's weird how old some people that are like 40 can look.
User avatar #28 to #3 - mkgt (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 21 Mom: 51 Dad: 56
User avatar #27 to #3 - commandershit (01/04/2014) [-]
me 19 , Dad 54 , Mom 47
#26 to #3 - icechunk (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 16
Dad: 41
Mom: 50

User avatar #25 to #3 - EddFitzpatrick (01/04/2014) [-]
Im 17, my dads 37 and my mum is 35
User avatar #23 to #3 - rainbowtacos (01/04/2014) [-]
Me 18
Dad 64
Mom 55
I am child 5/6 though,
User avatar #20 to #3 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 17

Dad: N/A
Mom: N/A
User avatar #19 to #3 - MonkeyManz (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 19 Dad:40 Mom:39
they had me at 19 so yeah thats kind of young
User avatar #31 to #19 - imnotthere ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
so where the **** are your kids?
User avatar #35 to #31 - MonkeyManz (01/04/2014) [-]
im not as active or i mean people dont want to make the sex
User avatar #37 to #35 - imnotthere ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
people no want sex you?
i know that feeling man/woman assuming man coz of the name
User avatar #18 to #3 - dragontamers ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 16
Mum: 47
Dad: Dead from choking on his vomit.
#17 to #3 - flyslasher ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: 19
Dad: 41
Mom: 35

I wasn't an accident. Or at least they won't admit which of my siblings were.
User avatar #66 to #17 - themongoose (01/04/2014) [-]
you all were.
User avatar #16 to #3 - fingernails (01/04/2014) [-]
me; 17
dad; 47
mom; dead
#188 to #16 - toaki (01/04/2014) [-]
Then how you were born?
User avatar #293 to #188 - fingernails (01/04/2014) [-]
My dad is a necrophiliac
User avatar #14 to #3 - punnyjunky ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
9 1/2.
idk mai mum but I fukd urs xD
ur dad wahtchd and masstirbated ovr us.

fggt
User avatar #7 to #3 - Crusader (01/04/2014) [-]
Me 18
Dad 56
Mom 52
User avatar #8 to #7 - infinitereaper (01/04/2014) [-]
Did you have a good childhood?
User avatar #11 to #8 - Crusader (01/04/2014) [-]
Meh, I'm the youngest of 4 kids, so I was babied, but at the same time I was expected to be the best off all the kids (I am the smartest academically)
Steve 32
Melissa 29
CJ 21
(CJ and I are the result of a second marriage)
User avatar #12 to #11 - infinitereaper (01/04/2014) [-]
That's great. I guess I associate older parents as better parents. Mine were young, and... not the best.
User avatar #13 to #12 - Crusader (01/04/2014) [-]
More experienced, yes
Better? No

They knew what to do to keep me from messing up, but they did it effectively and weren't as active with me as my brother and sister are with their kids.
User avatar #4 to #3 - traks (01/04/2014) [-]
My parents are the same age...
User avatar #5 to #4 - infinitereaper (01/04/2014) [-]
we're you an accident?
User avatar #6 to #5 - traks (01/04/2014) [-]
I dont think so, but I used to tell my brother he was an accident when we were younger
Im an asshole
#9 to #6 - locke (01/04/2014) [-]
then that would be ironic justice now wouldn't it?
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