dad level 55. i have a paladin dad. Congratulations, Four Dad level is new tity. Manliness increased by? Chad Humor increased bati Sneeze l/ timy, increased by  dad
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dad level 55

i have a paladin dad

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Congratulations, Four Dad level is new tity.
Manliness increased by?
Chad Humor increased bati
Sneeze l/ timy, increased by 7 decibels
Ability to Relate he Kids decreased byw
Need he Bay Lottery "tit: ; increased by 2
unlocked: ‘Hi fared, We dad?’
New ability available yhr purchase: Fewer Sneeze
1231. -1 mares
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Submitted: 01/04/2014
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#3 - infinitereaper (01/04/2014) [+] (206 replies)
How old are your parents?

I'll start.
Me: 19, Dad: 40, Mom: 38

They're young as **** and I was an accident.
#52 to #3 - mehten (01/04/2014) [-]
**mehten rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at queef < fart **
I'm 22
Dad 40
Mom 39

I'm a bigger accident.
User avatar #1 - mydad (01/04/2014) [+] (5 replies)
This….intrigues me
User avatar #15 - phenact (01/04/2014) [+] (5 replies)
my dads yawns.

good god
User avatar #21 to #15 - dovahkiinsteve (01/04/2014) [-]
My dad's farts...

There is no mercy
User avatar #22 - I Am Monkey (01/04/2014) [-]
Speech Skill Unlocked:
"Because I Said So"
#48 - pappathethird (01/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#29 - doctorfamp (01/04/2014) [+] (9 replies)
My dad is level 100
My dad is level 100
User avatar #109 - kaycie (01/04/2014) [-]
Me: your gonna take me to work?
Dad: yeah
Me: at two?
Dad: gesundheit
#118 - arturxxl (01/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
My dad's fw he sees me
#136 to #118 - dontknowmeatall (01/04/2014) [-]
I'd **** your dad.
#190 - kernelstack (01/04/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Me: 31   
Mom: 61   
Dad: Dead  Guess he hit the lvl cap and decided to reroll somewhere else
Me: 31
Mom: 61
Dad: Dead Guess he hit the lvl cap and decided to reroll somewhere else
User avatar #56 - pizzacat (01/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Family Guy Dad Noises Dad Noises increased by 5
#221 - ciacheczko (01/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
You had me at "Sneeze Volume". I swear, my dad's sneezes are getting louder every year.
User avatar #263 - theonegiantring (01/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
what is dad level 100?
User avatar #225 - chaossniper (01/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
dad is level 67

memory loss +4
genorisity +4
User avatar #111 - iforgotmyothername (01/04/2014) [-]
My dad just got to level 60. ***** cray.

Sneeze volume increased by at least 2
Unlocked new ability: cough in others faces without noticing
Unlocked new ability: lick spoon that was in dinner bowl, and instantly put it back into food
Anger increased by 4
Travelling increased by 5
Long walks and bike rides increased by 15
Unlocked new ability: power biking! includes all new "professional" training suit (yes, spandex)


And what you've all been waiting for, unlocked new joke: "hey dad will you be making dinner tonight?" "yes i will. will you?"

NOTE: as i do not live at my parents, the joke only works when i call and ask.
#153 - agreatusername ONLINE (01/04/2014) [+] (19 replies)
That feel when I have no parents.
User avatar #55 - sabotagesam (01/04/2014) [-]
My dad powersneezes, and recently I started too. It makes the whole floor tremble, in almost any kind of building. I am nineteen. Does that mean that my girlfriend is secretly pregnant? Funnyjunk pls halp.
User avatar #24 - heartlessrobot (01/04/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I think I've already unlocked power sneeze, my sneezes can be heard three rooms away.
#36 to #34 - iamstoopid (01/04/2014) [-]
i have a house boat in the dead sea
User avatar #283 - A Pickle (01/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Don't forget:

Racism increased by 6
User avatar #205 - roflstorm (01/04/2014) [-]
DAD is now level 55.

Grumpiness +4.
Laziness increase +3
Sense of humour +1.
Snoring increase +6 decibels.
Senile increase +2.
******** durability + 2
Beard colour -9

New ability unlocked: Ramble on. DAD has reached level to tell random stories about his childhood and not look pathetic.

New move unlocked: Early rise.

NEXT AWARD: Level 60. WISDOM increase +10
User avatar #196 - seanshawnshaun (01/04/2014) [-]
Ability to silence phone in movie theater : Removed
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