dad approved. also.... from. Today I was in the kitchen with my brother, he started singing "kiss by a rose" to a bag of coffee. I asked him what he was doing a
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Today I was in the kitchen with my
brother, he started singing "kiss by a
rose" to a bag of coffee. I asked him
what he was doing and he told me
it says seal for freshness" and
started laughing ironically.
He will make a great dad.
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#8 - zeedeveel ONLINE (08/07/2014) [+] (11 replies)
This song...
When I was 14 to 17, I got heavily into swing dancing
Statewide competitions and everything
My friend Lili was my partner. I'm 6'1", she was 4'9" it was odd but it worked
This girl could literally do a handstand on my hands in the air.
Just after my 17th birthday, within two days, she finds out she has a brain tumor
**** is accelerating rapidly...
She has to have half her head shaved.
The people who were her friends stuck around but all of the guys she had falling all over her disappeared quick. No one wanted damaged goods.
I took it upon myself to take her on dates then. I'd had a girlfriend at the time but she realized that Lili needed someone
As Lili was dying, I was the last person she remembered. The swelling on her brain had gotten so bad that she couldn't remember anyone else. She even forgot my name in the end but I was the only one who could hold her hand without her freaking out.
Two days before she died, she asked if we could dance to our song. We had one particular song that we danced to when we met, this song.
We got her out and I basically held her up and swayed with her because she couldn't do much else.
She said, "Thank you, Lance." (My name)
After that, she stopped being able to remember anything and was largely vegetative by that night.
Two days later, she died not knowing who any of us people around her were.
I used to go to her old Myspace at least once a week and sift through her pictures. About a year ago when they wiped myspace, I lost pretty much all the pictures I had access to of her as I'd just gotten a new computer.
Now, now I can't listen to this song without feeling a real pang in my heart. I loved Lili.
This is the only picture I really have left of her. I've tried to establish contact several times with her mom to get more but she was a drug addled loon.
User avatar #1 - mookiez (08/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I had to re-read, thought it was leading towards incest.
User avatar #2 to #1 - theblackhand (08/07/2014) [-]
me to, I even had a boner in anticipation
#14 - Orc (08/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
**Orc rolled image** I need to buy a vowel. Jokexlain, what does this mean?
User avatar #19 to #14 - pyromanicturtlez (08/07/2014) [-]
Seal was the band that sang 'kiss from a rose'

The song is in comment #5
#15 - tailsx (08/07/2014) [+] (8 replies)
User avatar #18 - sideism (08/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
joke explain plz
User avatar #5 - dracolegacy (08/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Seal - Kiss from a Rose
User avatar #4 - sirbrentcoe (08/07/2014) [-]
love that song.
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