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Hey Funnyjunk! Im really trying really hard to get to #1 on subscribers. Thumbs dont matter as much as views and subscribers do; so if you never use the subscriber feature, can you just subscribe to me to increase my rank in it? Thanks <3 Love you all, even the butthurt faggots who hate me for no reason <3

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#4 - hudge (09/03/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Girlfriend's a bitch. Date the waitress.
#1 - anonymous (09/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolled user samoaspider ** has crabs
User avatar #3 - orava (09/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I would leave her.
User avatar #18 - Rukioish ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Marry the waitress, your girlfriends gay.
User avatar #5 - landartheconqueror (09/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
psh. girlfriends are so lame

right, guys?
User avatar #34 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (09/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Dump girlfriend, aquire waitress instead.
User avatar #39 - mookiez (09/03/2014) [-]
Dump your girl and date the crab.
#32 - anotheroneonearth (09/03/2014) [-]
crabs are awesome
crabs are awesome
#41 - finblob (09/03/2014) [-]
hfw
#36 - dehumanizer (09/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This contenct is really stupid, a crab in a clam? How simpleminded can one be to find that amusing. Its the same reacion of a baby seeing a balloon. How shallow are you people?
#37 to #36 - brokenhalf (09/03/2014) [-]
I bet you kiss girls faggot
I bet you kiss girls faggot
#44 - Byte ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
dump her
User avatar #43 - flamingpie (09/03/2014) [-]
If a muscle or clam is closed after you cook it dont eat it, that's how people get sick.
#42 - teranin ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Sounds like you relationship works like a comedy duo, and she's the &quot;Straight Man&quot;.   
   
Here is an example of what I mean in case it is somehow unclear to anyone.
Sounds like you relationship works like a comedy duo, and she's the "Straight Man".

Here is an example of what I mean in case it is somehow unclear to anyone.
User avatar #17 - kaboomz (09/03/2014) [-]
dump gf and date the waitress
User avatar #14 - sinonyx (09/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i then started dating the waitress
User avatar #12 - gabonicagracy (09/03/2014) [-]
I couldn't date anyone who gets irritated over something like that. Bitch needs to pull that stick out of her ass.
#8 - sketchysketchist (09/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**sketchysketchist rolled image**

make the ex a rich chick.
make the guy leave the girl for the waittress in the end.
then you got a classy hollywood love story.
now i just need a punny movie title and an exotic/vacation worthy setting and we can have adam sandler and drew barrymore play the leads. with their friends playing the roles of the restaurant crew.
User avatar #10 to #8 - godtherapist ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Low Crab Diet?
User avatar #6 - dazartimm (09/03/2014) [-]
That's.... pretty gross.
#46 - anonymous (09/08/2014) [-]
"And then i asked out my waitress"
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