couldn't resist.. . A 'alh' year old little girl was asked by another classmate, "whatis it lololl to he a Christian? The girl replied, "it' s like being a pump
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A 'alh' year old little girl was asked
by another classmate, "whatis it
lololl to he a Christian? The girl
replied, "it' s like being a pumpkin
God picks you from the patch,
brings you in, and washes all the
1' lloll off of you. Then he cuts open
the top and scoops out all of the yucky stuff.
He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, greed,
eta, and then He carves you a new smiling face
and puts His light inside of you to shine for all
the world to see."
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#2 - quoterox (09/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Damn, christians are hardcore.
Damn, christians are hardcore.
User avatar #3 - lexausaurusrex ONLINE (09/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
that sounds like a pretty damn dirty ass rape ... god is a vicious rapist
#9 - kristophskie (09/30/2013) [-]
and then you rot because you are completely empty and useless.... the pumpkin i mean...
#5 - aytoktonik (09/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
God brings you in washes the ground in which you grew out of .Then he takes all the precious material inside that holds vitamins and kills your descendants(seeds).After that he carves your dead empty shell . And uses what used to be your womb and guts as his "light" holder.
#39 - callan (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So THAT'S how he got those scars...
#27 - pwnnbwn (10/01/2013) [-]
Feel it within.
#26 - heroofkvatch (10/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I was a christian for 14 years.

it was nothing like that.
User avatar #1 - fourtwentt ONLINE (09/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That's ******* brutal

inb4 god is so metal
#73 - princessren ONLINE (10/01/2013) [+] (9 replies)
so basically he makes you suffer
and forces you to wear a fake smile
#48 - schneidend (10/01/2013) [-]
Oh my science...
Oh my science...
#116 - andovaredoras (10/01/2013) [-]
''Then he cuts open the top and scoops out all of the yucky stuff''   
   
From an atheist's point of view it would be read as:   
''So...you choose religion and you lose your ''brains'' (logical and rational thinking) in return? ''   
   
Not trying to offend anyone
''Then he cuts open the top and scoops out all of the yucky stuff''

From an atheist's point of view it would be read as:
''So...you choose religion and you lose your ''brains'' (logical and rational thinking) in return? ''

Not trying to offend anyone
#79 - ivoryhammer (10/01/2013) [-]
So you're saying he scoops out your brain?
#55 - theseventhalias (10/01/2013) [-]
Man, I never thought about how horrifying to would be to be a pumpkin until now...
#7 - ninjabadger (09/30/2013) [-]
Well.... that's one way to put it.
#110 - nyawgga (10/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Reminded me of this.
#68 - granodd ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
Oh hey I have that picture.
#105 - samoaspider (10/01/2013) [-]
heh, so according to this, as a counter-argument   
   
Religion is like a pumpkin, you get picked up without your permission,    
then it washes off the dirt from you (other religions),    
cuts you open (religious traditions like penis snipping/baptising)    
and THEN your insides get scooped out (own ambitions, logical thinking)    
   
and then he carves you a new smiling face, like making you go to church like other fools without a reason so the whole world could see you're going heaven or something like that, based on bible beliefs and ignites the burning passion to have faith only in that one specific religion out of 26 official religions in the world.  (because obviously you have to believe the 						****					 everybody around you believes mr. sheep)
heh, so according to this, as a counter-argument

Religion is like a pumpkin, you get picked up without your permission,
then it washes off the dirt from you (other religions),
cuts you open (religious traditions like penis snipping/baptising)
and THEN your insides get scooped out (own ambitions, logical thinking)

and then he carves you a new smiling face, like making you go to church like other fools without a reason so the whole world could see you're going heaven or something like that, based on bible beliefs and ignites the burning passion to have faith only in that one specific religion out of 26 official religions in the world. (because obviously you have to believe the **** everybody around you believes mr. sheep)
User avatar #72 - mrgoodlove (10/01/2013) [-]
That is absolutely terrifying to hear, let alone as a child.
#70 - thelastelephant ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
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