couldn't resist.. . A 'alh' year old little girl was asked by another classmate, "whatis it lololl to he a Christian? The girl replied, "it' s like being a pump
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A 'alh' year old little girl was asked
by another classmate, "whatis it
lololl to he a Christian? The girl
replied, "it' s like being a pumpkin
God picks you from the patch,
brings you in, and washes all the
1' lloll off of you. Then he cuts open
the top and scoops out all of the yucky stuff.
He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, greed,
eta, and then He carves you a new smiling face
and puts His light inside of you to shine for all
the world to see."
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#141 - danzmanz (10/06/2013) [-]
God takes you into his house and washes you until your perfectly clean, then he cuts open the top of your skull, and scoops your brains and flesh out. he then removes your "seeds", and then cuts holes in your face to resemble a "smile." then puts a light inside you and posts it worldwide so everyone can see the horrifying ****** he has created.
#125 - tomtomvdp (10/01/2013) [-]
I've been here long enough to know not to get involved in the approaching religious debates , especially if the wrong bandwagon sports your comment !

Save yourself , simply move along and you will be safe from FJ contradictory user base !
#124 - laspussy (10/01/2013) [-]
posted a few seconds ago....
User avatar #123 - jacklane (10/01/2013) [-]
They also pull out the seeds of logic and reasoning.
User avatar #122 - mangostormlegend (10/01/2013) [-]
His profile pic completes it
#119 - hybridxproject (10/01/2013) [-]
dat title
dat title
#116 - andovaredoras (10/01/2013) [-]
''Then he cuts open the top and scoops out all of the yucky stuff''   
   
From an atheist's point of view it would be read as:   
''So...you choose religion and you lose your ''brains'' (logical and rational thinking) in return? ''   
   
Not trying to offend anyone
''Then he cuts open the top and scoops out all of the yucky stuff''

From an atheist's point of view it would be read as:
''So...you choose religion and you lose your ''brains'' (logical and rational thinking) in return? ''

Not trying to offend anyone
User avatar #115 - undeadmaus (10/01/2013) [-]
Oh yes, he scoops out whatever is in your head indeed
#112 - anotheroneonearth (10/01/2013) [-]
what if the pumpkin was too hard to open?
what if the pumpkin was too hard to open?
User avatar #117 to #112 - andovaredoras (10/01/2013) [-]
Then you become an atheist.
#111 - sesshomarru (10/01/2013) [-]
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#110 - nyawgga (10/01/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this.
#121 to #110 - mehy (10/01/2013) [-]
You mean how to make a religious person ?
You mean how to make a religious person ?
#109 - mahoney (10/01/2013) [-]
That's some old testament God **** , man old testament God was a ************ who didn't put up with no ones **** .
User avatar #114 to #109 - skeptical (10/01/2013) [-]
Remember the Old Testament is a rewritten Torah, so that's the Jews' God.
User avatar #118 to #114 - RandomAnonGuy (10/01/2013) [-]
It's the same god, Christianity just has more stories and different tenants. Same with Islam.
User avatar #120 to #118 - skeptical (10/01/2013) [-]
*version of
#107 - donaldducksdick (10/01/2013) [-]
That is pretty shocking.
#105 - samoaspider (10/01/2013) [-]
heh, so according to this, as a counter-argument   
   
Religion is like a pumpkin, you get picked up without your permission,    
then it washes off the dirt from you (other religions),    
cuts you open (religious traditions like penis snipping/baptising)    
and THEN your insides get scooped out (own ambitions, logical thinking)    
   
and then he carves you a new smiling face, like making you go to church like other fools without a reason so the whole world could see you're going heaven or something like that, based on bible beliefs and ignites the burning passion to have faith only in that one specific religion out of 26 official religions in the world.  (because obviously you have to believe the 						****					 everybody around you believes mr. sheep)
heh, so according to this, as a counter-argument

Religion is like a pumpkin, you get picked up without your permission,
then it washes off the dirt from you (other religions),
cuts you open (religious traditions like penis snipping/baptising)
and THEN your insides get scooped out (own ambitions, logical thinking)

and then he carves you a new smiling face, like making you go to church like other fools without a reason so the whole world could see you're going heaven or something like that, based on bible beliefs and ignites the burning passion to have faith only in that one specific religion out of 26 official religions in the world. (because obviously you have to believe the **** everybody around you believes mr. sheep)
User avatar #103 - coolcalx (10/01/2013) [-]
I assumed it was going to be the little girl saying God scoops out your brain.

then it turned even weirder.
User avatar #101 - sorcha (10/01/2013) [-]
Lobotomy ................explains alot
User avatar #99 - gragasvlad (10/01/2013) [-]
thats why I am afraid of religion
#94 - anonymous (10/01/2013) [-]
Yeah..a ten year old said all that, uh huh...sure.
#93 - neoexdeath ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
I got about halfway through when the cops tazed me and charged me with aggravated 						******					, torture, and something called illegal buttressing...
I got about halfway through when the cops tazed me and charged me with aggravated ****** , torture, and something called illegal buttressing...
User avatar #91 - rocksteady (10/01/2013) [-]
Look at the 90 comments under me. It is funny that most of them are people trying to insult Christianity, yet they just look like ignorant ********* .

Pro Tip: If you are going to insult something, make sure your insult makes sense and isn't just you looking like a ****** trying to jump on the ever popular "Hate Religion" Funnyjunk bandwagon.
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