cool. I appreciate you taking the time to view the content I uploaded If you want to, send a friend request my way. I accept them all!.. Oh good I was wondering what I was going to do with all my extra cnupt. My joke is original, I didn't steal it at all
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#1 - whiteusername ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Oh good I was wondering what I was going to do with all my extra cnupt. My joke is original, I didn't steal it at all
User avatar #2 to #1 - goldenfairy (07/28/2014) [-]
It's spirit (as in 98% alcohol) in Russian.
User avatar #12 to #2 - beerbeerbeer (07/28/2014) [-]
Alcohol is an azeotrope at 95,63% ABV. You can't make it stronger than that without some really fancy lab equipment (high pressure etc). If one were to open a container of 98% ABV ethanol at sea level pressure it would immediately revert to 95,6%
#19 to #12 - MetalGirafe (07/28/2014) [-]
Explain Pls.
User avatar #20 to #19 - MetalGirafe (07/28/2014) [-]
Got some of my manuscript in there
User avatar #53 to #19 - beerbeerbeer (07/29/2014) [-]
Totally anhydrous? I'm impressed. I knew it existed of course (expensive, because you can't just distill that high, need some pretty snazzy gear), but as I said the azeotrope is 95,63 so if you open that bottle outside of a controlled environment (moisture free in this case) it will absorb water/evaporate alcohol as fast as it can until it's down to 95,63. Another word for azeotrope is "selfboiling".
User avatar #80 to #53 - MetalGirafe (07/29/2014) [-]
Fair enough
User avatar #72 to #1 - cdmin (07/29/2014) [-]
u mean, this wasnt posted the last 20 times this gif was reposted here? u sure? u really sure?
User avatar #3 to #1 - handofdestiny (07/28/2014) [-]
unlike most of joshlol content
#15 to #3 - dickthebutt (07/28/2014) [-]
most??
User avatar #60 to #1 - whiplasher (07/29/2014) [-]
SPIRT.

That's how you write it using the latin alphabet. It means medicinal alcohol.
#71 to #60 - John Cena (07/29/2014) [-]
Or just alcohol. All of it's medicinal ;)
User avatar #5 to #1 - joshlol (07/28/2014) [-]
спирт
User avatar #66 to #5 - sobir (07/29/2014) [-]
ти нещо искаш да се бием ли ???
User avatar #67 to #66 - joshlol (07/29/2014) [-]
стоп
User avatar #68 to #67 - sobir (07/29/2014) [-]
водка
User avatar #76 to #68 - rdnyan (07/29/2014) [-]
сука блять
#78 to #76 - John Cena (07/29/2014) [-]
хўи
User avatar #79 to #78 - rdnyan (07/29/2014) [-]
silly "ў" isn't russian moon rune
#82 to #79 - John Cena (07/30/2014) [-]
ŅλX
User avatar #69 to #68 - joshlol (07/29/2014) [-]
lol
#34 to #1 - elaxx (07/29/2014) [-]
For lazy funnyjunkers, спирт means alcohol just pure alcohol .
#36 to #34 - ventriloquist (07/29/2014) [-]
It's like saying spirit in reference to alcoholin English :^)
#4 to #1 - John Cena (07/28/2014) [-]
Get that of weak **** out of here! This is CTON only zone, comrade.
User avatar #29 - canadia (07/29/2014) [-]
Ok FJ. Brb, going to make one now.
#30 to #29 - canadia (07/29/2014) [-]
Well, here it is... that exceeded my expectations...
#54 to #30 - shitforluck (07/29/2014) [-]
But where do you get cnupt?
User avatar #56 to #54 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
I think that's Russian for contaminated ground water.
User avatar #73 to #30 - faggotishshit (07/29/2014) [-]
Holes too big, flames too big, burns for less time but produces more heat.
User avatar #55 to #30 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
No one likes you Canada.

Where did you get the Russian water?

#23 - Formus (07/28/2014) [-]
guess what O_o
#8 - roflcoptore (07/28/2014) [-]
does this only work with sprite cans?
#17 - John Cena (07/28/2014) [-]
why is it that every single time I see a post re-appear it's accompanied By: Joshlol
why is it that every single time I see a post re-appear it's accompanied By: Joshlol
#18 - berengar (07/28/2014) [-]
**berengar rolled image** Or you could just by one of those little heater things that is specifically designed for that purpose.
User avatar #31 to #18 - malinko (07/29/2014) [-]
well, my answer to that. there might not always be a store in the middle of the woods after the plane crashes.
User avatar #32 to #31 - luckyspirit (07/29/2014) [-]
What if you're in the ocean? What if it's in a blizzard?
User avatar #33 to #32 - malinko (07/29/2014) [-]
Ocean. find little island, or float on wreckage. see pop can floating in the water. "hey, this is the can of sprite the person next to me was drinking" Look sad because the guy is now dead.

Fish for some ....well fish. using IDK your ******* hands like a god damn man. get rubbing alcohol from first aid kit found in the floating survival kid that all planes are equipped with (that float no matter what) pour into makeshift can thing and light the mother ****** and cook yourself some fish. add a little olive oil and salt to taste. do not suffer the disapprovement of gordon ramsey.

Blizzard: find a ******* cave. make camp fire heater from can you earlier used to piss in because your friend tony, who was eaten by a bear. was making fun of your small penis the first time you pissed on a tree. Cook the arm of tony that the bear left you as his thanks for letting him eat your friend tony.

eat fingers first.
User avatar #38 to #33 - imoriginalposter ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
More realisticlly, what if you're setting up for a church luncheon only to realise somone forgot the can opener for the black beans and the heater tins are out of fuel?
May or may not have actually happened to me.
#40 - madcoww (07/29/2014) [-]
< another use for a soda can and knife
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPtQ_rVSfSI
User avatar #70 to #40 - Dember ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
What function does this thing serve?
#41 - trollerfin ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
Does this work with Coca-cola can as well?
User avatar #47 to #41 - gmarrox (07/29/2014) [-]
No
User avatar #37 - imoriginalposter ONLINE (07/29/2014) [-]
**** like this is why every self respecting man should carry and be able to safely handle a pocket knife.
#16 - areyouhammeredbro (07/28/2014) [-]
Now let me ask this question. It might be unpopular to ask but as i am not informed on this topic i would like to know. Why does everyone hate Joshlol? As far as i can see, every other post on the frontpage is his. So why does Joshlol get so much hate?    
 For a good time read that in Leo DiCaprio's voice
Now let me ask this question. It might be unpopular to ask but as i am not informed on this topic i would like to know. Why does everyone hate Joshlol? As far as i can see, every other post on the frontpage is his. So why does Joshlol get so much hate?
For a good time read that in Leo DiCaprio's voice
#27 to #16 - autoxx (07/29/2014) [-]
I'd guess he cruises the old posts to repost for cheap thumbs.
I don't really care either way, I skip most posts anyway... Life is too short to get mad because you have seen something before.
User avatar #48 to #16 - lotengo (07/29/2014) [-]
They envy his succes
User avatar #42 to #16 - katarinaismywaifu (07/29/2014) [-]
Because johlol is a queer
#13 - John Cena (07/28/2014) [-]
I dont think i have 'cnhpt'.
#6 - John Cena (07/28/2014) [-]
It's Russian for spirit. They put a bunch of flammable alcohol in a Sprite can.
#24 to #6 - John Cena (07/28/2014) [-]
Can you really get bottled spirits in russia ?
#46 to #24 - John Cena (07/29/2014) [-]
Yes, Russia is very spiritual country.
User avatar #65 - niggastolemyname (07/29/2014) [-]
At first I thought it was an unopened can and while it was loading i wasa like OH NOOO
#22 - John Cena (07/28/2014) [-]
Aah, the beautiful Cnupt. My Cnupt has been growing quite tall during the last couple of months.
User avatar #9 - gravelork (07/28/2014) [-]
a guy here who acc build one of these and have used it on a camping trip, accepting any questions,
#14 to #9 - maczarx (07/28/2014) [-]
how long does the fire lasts?
also what was that white thing inside?
#21 to #14 - John Cena (07/28/2014) [-]
Cotton most likely, just to absorb the alcohol
#35 to #21 - earldibblesjr (07/29/2014) [-]
Cnupt*
User avatar #63 to #14 - gravelork (07/29/2014) [-]
depend on how much fuel you put inside, a good 10- 15 mins if it is full
User avatar #50 to #9 - cumbersome (07/29/2014) [-]
How do you light it?
User avatar #61 to #50 - gravelork (07/29/2014) [-]
Drop a match inside.
User avatar #25 to #9 - jesusnipple (07/29/2014) [-]
As roflcoptore asked, does it only work with Sprite cans?
#77 to #25 - roflcoptore (07/29/2014) [-]
this was not kind of ironic
User avatar #59 to #25 - gravelork (07/29/2014) [-]
Any aluminium can will work, other types of can are normally to tough to make a clean cut in.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Snowplows (07/28/2014) [-]
Do you fold or crumple when you wipe?
User avatar #11 to #10 - gravelork (07/28/2014) [-]
fold, i've found you get less **** on your hand.
#58 to #11 - John Cena (07/29/2014) [-]
whats the thing inside?
User avatar #62 to #58 - gravelork (07/29/2014) [-]
any type of cotton, he look like he is using pads however i used cotton balls making mine, i think any absorbent materiel should work
User avatar #44 - fcukyourcouch (07/29/2014) [-]
The thought of the knife scraping against that aluminum makes my teeth hurt.
User avatar #26 - newfeliperuiz (07/29/2014) [-]
You can buy these at the store for like $3 each and not have to do all of that work
#81 - flyingicecream (07/29/2014) [-]
**flyingicecream rolled image** Sugoi
User avatar #74 - ihateelfs (07/29/2014) [-]
directions unclear, dick caught on fire. Probably shouldnt have used a sun drop can
User avatar #75 to #74 - ihateelfs (07/29/2014) [-]
Drop it like it hooooooot
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