cool story parent. . BREE: HEB: YALI KNOW HEW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND GALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE so APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BEDS
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BREE:
HEB:
YALI KNOW HEW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND GALM WHEN THEY SEE
A MOBILE
so APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES
BEDS OF FRET FLYING THAT , LY
CARRY THEM OFF
IT' S A / PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STATE
STILL THE BIRD ' T NOTICE AND EAT IT
BABIES DON' T LIKE AMBLES
THEY' RE F UMFANG
lam mum than a bit disturbed by how hard J laughed at this.
ILOVETHIS
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User avatar #3 - suikerpapa (12/31/2013) [+] (16 replies)
Ffs..

They're not actually terrified, it's just an instinctive feature. Like a reflex
#8 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (12/31/2013) [+] (19 replies)
I honestly have no idea how humans managed to survive with how noisy their offspring is.
I honestly have no idea how humans managed to survive with how noisy their offspring is.
User avatar #1 - moforsho (12/31/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Geez, why does everyone on tumblr have to shout?...
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User avatar #25 - mrepicllort (12/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
******** . Babies can't even make out objects across the room until they're 8 months old, let alone 15,000 feet. That's how high a typical bald eagle will fly. If the baby was scared, it would start to cry for it's mother. Mothers are usually not far from their babies at any given point.

TL;DR: Mobiles don't terrify a baby.
#80 - docvolto (12/31/2013) [-]
fun faCT: BABIES ARNT EVEN REALLY SCARED OF MOBILES! THE DIRECTOR JUST TURNED ON THE CAMERA AND THE BABY JUST PRETENDED TO BE SCARED
NOW THATS ACTING
#76 - wwkybobo (12/31/2013) [-]
I dont believe it. Probably just some more Tumblr ******** .
#73 - kobegriffeysanders (12/31/2013) [-]
A baby's instinct when it's scared or upset is not to remain calm. It's to cry out for its mother.
A baby's instinct when it's scared or upset is not to remain calm. It's to cry out for its mother.
User avatar #10 - zantheo (12/31/2013) [-]
I'M CRYING
User avatar #47 - greyshirt (12/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Except that babies like mobiles due to the visual and audio stimulation. The circular motions, colors, the little songs some of them play. If babies were smart enough to know to be still and quiet when a bird of prey passed by, they probably wouldn't need a crib to avoid falling and hurting themselves.
User avatar #17 - sonicrainboom (12/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
my son hated his so much that he would grab it and cry and try to rip it off
User avatar #21 to #17 - fent (12/31/2013) [-]
Your son was a badass.
User avatar #85 - ipartywithpedobear (12/31/2013) [-]
it's gotten to the point where when i read **** from tumboner in caps, the voice i use to read suddenly starts shouting, and it gives me a head ache.

like, **** , if i was talking to someone irl (idk why i would be doing this, but let's pretend) and they RANDOMLY ******* START SHOUTING i'm hitting them in the throat and walking away.
User avatar #48 - redrex ONLINE (12/31/2013) [+] (16 replies)
human babies are so evolutionairly retarded compared to the babies of other species
User avatar #51 to #48 - schneidend (12/31/2013) [-]
You mean like pandas cubs, puppies, ducklings, and chicks?
User avatar #18 - thefunnyside (12/31/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Wouldn't a baby be a bit to heavy for a bird to carry?
User avatar #19 to #18 - tubaplayah (12/31/2013) [-]
not a full grown bald eagle
User avatar #33 - thinkwithportals (12/31/2013) [-]
[citation needed]
User avatar #14 - angelious ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
this is ******** on so many levels :I
User avatar #43 - nospyonme (12/31/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I wonder how big of a problem this was? I mean, there had to be a countless number of babies carried off by birds before one was like "im going to stay still" and we are all descendants from that one baby
User avatar #87 to #64 - thebritishguy (12/31/2013) [-]
but it would have been useful for pretty much all babies up to us, I don't believe it anyway I would do proper investigation but instead I'm going to masturbate and then have a bath
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