cool story parent. . BREE: HEB: YALI KNOW HEW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND GALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE so APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BEDS
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BREE:
HEB:
YALI KNOW HEW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND GALM WHEN THEY SEE
A MOBILE
so APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES
BEDS OF FRET FLYING THAT , LY
CARRY THEM OFF
IT' S A / PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STATE
STILL THE BIRD ' T NOTICE AND EAT IT
BABIES DON' T LIKE AMBLES
THEY' RE F UMFANG
lam mum than a bit disturbed by how hard J laughed at this.
ILOVETHIS
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Submitted: 12/31/2013
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User avatar #132 - rplix (01/01/2014) [-]
Do people who go on Tumblr shout when they speak in real life?
User avatar #131 - zomgwaffle (01/01/2014) [-]
Is this actually factual? It's one of those things that don't seem too legit but could be true and I'm just too lazy to look anything up right now.
#121 - drewbridge (01/01/2014) [-]
Because we all know babies have amazing instinctual sense of self preservation!

Just kidding, this is a ******* lie, small developing brains of little babies are memorized by colorful, slow moving objects you ******* retards.
User avatar #130 to #121 - thespartanpony (01/01/2014) [-]
the first human was a baby
he/she survived just fine, judging from the fact we're here.
0/10
#136 to #135 - thespartanpony (01/01/2014) [-]
damn, you got me
User avatar #126 to #121 - guiguito (01/01/2014) [-]
I belive mesmerized is the word you're looking for.
User avatar #127 to #126 - drewbridge (01/01/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#111 - gameshredder (12/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #108 - Cambro ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
Actually a good number of birds of pray are scavengers. If they see a motionless baby they think "sweet! Free food!"
User avatar #85 - ipartywithpedobear ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
it's gotten to the point where when i read **** from tumboner in caps, the voice i use to read suddenly starts shouting, and it gives me a head ache.

like, **** , if i was talking to someone irl (idk why i would be doing this, but let's pretend) and they RANDOMLY ******* START SHOUTING i'm hitting them in the throat and walking away.
#80 - docvolto (12/31/2013) [-]
fun faCT: BABIES ARNT EVEN REALLY SCARED OF MOBILES! THE DIRECTOR JUST TURNED ON THE CAMERA AND THE BABY JUST PRETENDED TO BE SCARED
NOW THATS ACTING
#76 - wwkybobo (12/31/2013) [-]
I dont believe it. Probably just some more Tumblr ******** .
#73 - kobegriffeysanders (12/31/2013) [-]
A baby's instinct when it's scared or upset is not to remain calm. It's to cry out for its mother.
A baby's instinct when it's scared or upset is not to remain calm. It's to cry out for its mother.
User avatar #66 - PenguinsOfMars (12/31/2013) [-]
X: Doubt
User avatar #62 - Dwarf (12/31/2013) [-]
x doubt
#49 - anonymous (12/31/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk: The new way to browse Tumblr
#79 to #49 - kaywillwo (12/31/2013) [-]
***** don't nobody give a ****
User avatar #48 - redrex (12/31/2013) [-]
human babies are so evolutionairly retarded compared to the babies of other species
User avatar #99 to #48 - invshika (12/31/2013) [-]
then why don't you go kill yourself and get reincarnated as a fish
User avatar #100 to #99 - redrex (12/31/2013) [-]
i should kill myself because the baby form of my species is highly incapable? I believe you were thinking of something to say, and you just stopped halfway through, punched your keyboard, and came up with that comment.
User avatar #101 to #100 - invshika (12/31/2013) [-]
you can't do anything about it, so go be some other species and see how well you survive
User avatar #102 to #101 - redrex (12/31/2013) [-]
what the **** are you even on about, all i said is that the human baby from an evolutionary standpoint is much less capable than other species of animals
User avatar #103 to #102 - invshika (12/31/2013) [-]
but what did you expect to accomplish by saying that?
User avatar #104 to #103 - redrex (12/31/2013) [-]
what did you expect to accomplish from you telling me to kill myself and get reincarnated as a fish?
User avatar #105 to #104 - invshika (12/31/2013) [-]
telling you that your comment was pointless
User avatar #106 to #105 - redrex (12/31/2013) [-]
who gives a **** ? over half the **** people say is 100% pointless
User avatar #51 to #48 - schneidend (12/31/2013) [-]
You mean like pandas cubs, puppies, ducklings, and chicks?
User avatar #52 to #51 - redrex (12/31/2013) [-]
i dont know, i'm just saying human babies can't do **** . They can't even walk for like, a year
User avatar #58 to #52 - helenwheels (12/31/2013) [-]
There are a two reasons for that.
Because human beings walk upright the birth canal is compromised and much smaller than it should be so the human baby has to come out a few months earthy that it should while its head is still squishy

Human babies have the capability to learn. The more preset knowledge an animal has at birth the harder it becomes for it to grasp to concepts.
User avatar #54 to #52 - schneidend (12/31/2013) [-]
Babies never needed to do a damn thing. Their parents could protect them with spears, a simple invention that basically nullifies every advantage predators have over us.
User avatar #81 to #54 - kievmao (12/31/2013) [-]
No. Just no.
Most humans evolution took place long before the Paleolithic era.
User avatar #56 to #54 - redrex (12/31/2013) [-]
i know, i just find it funny that babies are so incapable they can die if they lay face down because they dont know how to correct themselves
User avatar #84 to #56 - kievmao (12/31/2013) [-]
Great apes have very large brains that take a long time to develop, to the point that they aren't fully developed after they've reached a size where they are too large to stay in the mother
User avatar #47 - greyshirt (12/31/2013) [-]
Except that babies like mobiles due to the visual and audio stimulation. The circular motions, colors, the little songs some of them play. If babies were smart enough to know to be still and quiet when a bird of prey passed by, they probably wouldn't need a crib to avoid falling and hurting themselves.
User avatar #83 to #47 - kievmao (12/31/2013) [-]
Hurting oneself while moving =/= not being able to make oneself stay still
And instinct isn't tied to intelligence
User avatar #118 to #83 - greyshirt (01/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, I started thinking about that after I commented and I guess I should've just stopped at the first part about the audio/visual stimulation since I'm pretty positive that's right. The second part was just me making some guesses and assumptions.
#45 - anonymous (12/31/2013) [-]
lol xDD
User avatar #43 - nospyonme (12/31/2013) [-]
I wonder how big of a problem this was? I mean, there had to be a countless number of babies carried off by birds before one was like "im going to stay still" and we are all descendants from that one baby
User avatar #55 to #43 - thebritishguy (12/31/2013) [-]
Well it would have started from ages ago, from like when there were shrews or ******** we would have developed this instinct, if it's true that is.
User avatar #98 to #55 - alstorp (12/31/2013) [-]
It's not.
User avatar #141 to #98 - thebritishguy (01/01/2014) [-]
I didn't think so
User avatar #64 to #55 - nospyonme (12/31/2013) [-]
Then we would have lost it somewhere, it would have had to be more recent than that
User avatar #87 to #64 - thebritishguy (12/31/2013) [-]
but it would have been useful for pretty much all babies up to us, I don't believe it anyway I would do proper investigation but instead I'm going to ********** and then have a bath
User avatar #90 to #87 - nospyonme (12/31/2013) [-]
It's good that you know to bathe afterwards, but it's bad that you can go from talking about babies strait to fapping
User avatar #91 to #90 - thebritishguy (12/31/2013) [-]
I've been planning this for like 2 hours while playing xbox, it's new years I'm supposed to be partying, oh well
User avatar #92 to #91 - nospyonme (12/31/2013) [-]
Sounds like a party to me.
User avatar #97 to #92 - thebritishguy (12/31/2013) [-]
my hormonal sisters watching a wrong direction concert downstairs so I aint got **** else to do
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