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User avatar #2508 - estonianheathen ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Alright people, I wanna make pancakes and i want to know how to make them and not kill myself in the process.
User avatar #2505 - lulzformalaysiaair (18 hours ago) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/religion/ Please go to here to post about Pancakes. It is for a higher cause, just do it.
#2503 - alcoholicsemen (10/21/2014) [-]
i want to make smooth macaroni and cheese w/o using velveeta
not country/casserole style no milk and egg mixture that is just an incomplete unsweet macaroni cake
daddy wants his smooth macaroni and cheese
User avatar #2502 - pasadenamudslide ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
So when was this Board made
But anyway
Anyone got some good Tuna Mayo Recipes
Here's Mine
What you need :
Tuna (steaks or that shit in a can)
garlic Mayonnaise (its up to you how much you put in)
Spring onions x2
A quarter of a Red Onion, Red & green Peppers (Diced)
A small amount of sweet chilli Dipping sauce (optional)

Shred the Tuna Steak and Place in a Mixing bowl
(or if you're a Can plebian, Drain & put it in a bowl)
Chop the Spring onions and add to the Tuna
Add the Red Onion & peppers With a little seasoning (crushed Peppercorns)
Mix in with desired Amount of mayo, And make sure it is Covering the other ingredients

Butter some bread or Toast
Throw a dollop of tuna mayo on the bread Product and eat

#2507 to #2502 - lotengo ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Shred Tuna steak
Shred Tuna steak
User avatar #2506 to #2502 - ferndizzle (12 hours ago) [-]
that sounds delicious
User avatar #2500 - youngneil (10/21/2014) [-]
Does anyone here have a recipe for a vegan shepherd's pie?
#2501 to #2500 - bann (10/21/2014) [-]
Not a particular one, but I've got some ideas. Substitute the milk you'd use in the mashed potatoes for almond or soy milk, that'll get the dairy out. Any particular meat substitute you'd like?
#2498 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
should've I not donated a fuckton of noodles to hobos or not? do people really cook for the homeless?
User avatar #2499 to #2498 - trapuke (10/20/2014) [-]
It depends where you live, and what city you're in etc...
I assume you gave it to a church?
if so, they do feed the homeless, and anyone else that needs food.
#2491 - trapuke (10/19/2014) [-]
I have some basic cheap recipes that are quick and easy.   
I will gladly share them all if you guys would like.
I have some basic cheap recipes that are quick and easy.
I will gladly share them all if you guys would like.
#2492 to #2491 - tacodaddy (10/20/2014) [-]
hey i would like if you would have some recipes for meals with beef and chicken and some desserts please if you want to share
User avatar #2493 to #2492 - trapuke (10/20/2014) [-]
I can post content if you would prefer?
I got a few good ones with chicken, not as many with beef but still god a few suggestions.
#2494 to #2493 - tacodaddy (10/20/2014) [-]
ouuh yeah sure i would love too
User avatar #2495 to #2494 - trapuke (10/20/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/cooking/Cooking+with+trapuke/skRRLfx/

I was going to post a second, but it closed and I had to retype it all so I'll save it for later.
#2496 to #2495 - tacodaddy (10/20/2014) [-]
thumb up for you bro
User avatar #2497 to #2496 - trapuke (10/20/2014) [-]
I will try to make the next one include beef for you!
:3
#2489 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2014) [-]
im on a quest to be mlg like pyrocynical mlg teletubbies can you teach me
#2486 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/18/2014) [-]
Hey Guys, i've been browsing FJ for a long time, and I'm happy to see a cooking thread!

i'm a musician as a job, but I study Culinary for fun and cook a lot just because I love it.

I'm really excited to see what you guys like to cook/eat!
#2487 to #2486 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/18/2014) [-]
Annndd the name admin gave me for being anon is brilliant.
#2488 to #2487 - starvedsouthkorean (10/18/2014) [-]
I liked it so much I joined with the name
#2481 - bann (10/17/2014) [-]
Anyone here distilled their own moonshine?
Anyone here distilled their own moonshine?
User avatar #2490 to #2481 - sourceror (10/19/2014) [-]
drank moonshine once, was soooooooooo fucked up. it was 95% from my aunts house, i woke up the next day after being blackout drunk. puked 3 times ate a bagel stumbled into daylight and had blurry vision all day.

10/10 would do again.
User avatar #2482 to #2481 - lotengo ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
im brewing my own beer for school

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#2474 - kothaex ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
So I made boiling water > pot ramen and decided egg would be a good idea   
didn't really solidify so i'm like oh shit i gotta fry this now   
   
so I fry it until it's dry and sticky because muh salmonella   
   
it tastes k but    
still debating whether i'm going to be ok or not   
pic related because I cook like Chie
So I made boiling water > pot ramen and decided egg would be a good idea
didn't really solidify so i'm like oh shit i gotta fry this now

so I fry it until it's dry and sticky because muh salmonella

it tastes k but
still debating whether i'm going to be ok or not
pic related because I cook like Chie
#2480 to #2474 - bann (10/17/2014) [-]
Agreeing with the korean, eggs are pretty much safe, salmonella is pretty rare
User avatar #2479 to #2474 - Ottovan (10/17/2014) [-]
Boil spaghetti noddles til done

Mix cooked spagetti noddles with grated Mozzerella cheese and eggs.

Put into muffin tins and top with sauce, cheese and sausage

Bake on 435 for half an hour until cheese is brown on top

BAM lasagna cupcakes.
User avatar #2504 to #2479 - alcoholicsemen (10/21/2014) [-]
had a nice nice time epic meal time?
#2477 to #2474 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/16/2014) [-]
I eat raw yolks in emulsions such as salad dressing and home made mayo and have always been fine. Also the probability of coming across a contaminated egg is quite rare. Estimates show that you have a 0.005% of getting a egg containing salmonella. So buck up kid... you'll be just fine.
#2447 - bann (10/14/2014) [-]
It's not as hard as it looks, though mine wasn't nearly as pretty
It's not as hard as it looks, though mine wasn't nearly as pretty
#2448 to #2447 - muhsweg (10/15/2014) [-]
Remember to use lemon juice, halfway through trying this for the first time it was all brown n shit.
#2464 to #2448 - bann (10/15/2014) [-]
Ahh yes, forgot to mention that, thanks!
#2440 - lotengo ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
Alright new servers, lets turn /cooking/ into a popular board

First question: do you guys know what these are?
User avatar #2475 to #2440 - spaceking (10/16/2014) [-]
Oh god yes stroopwafels, they're so hard to find in the US.
I'd buy a hundred tins next chance I get.
User avatar #2483 to #2475 - lotengo ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
you dont have to kill yourself
#2484 to #2483 - spaceking (10/18/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm pretty sure I don't have to...
User avatar #2485 to #2484 - lotengo ONLINE (10/18/2014) [-]
you can if you want to tho
User avatar #2442 to #2440 - mondominiman (10/12/2014) [-]
portable pancakes?
User avatar #2443 to #2442 - lotengo ONLINE (10/12/2014) [-]
your normal pancakes arent portable?
User avatar #2444 to #2443 - mondominiman (10/12/2014) [-]
I didn't think of them like that
User avatar #2445 to #2444 - lotengo ONLINE (10/13/2014) [-]
they are called stroopwafels, syrupwafles.

If you dont have them, buy them. If you cant buy them, end your life
User avatar #2446 to #2445 - mondominiman (10/13/2014) [-]
brb killing myself
#2441 to #2440 - locosive (10/12/2014) [-]
Wafers
#2437 - locosive (10/10/2014) [-]
What do you guys think of Gordon Ramsay?
User avatar #2439 to #2437 - aquaticpumpkin (10/12/2014) [-]
Gary Rhodes master race
User avatar #2438 to #2437 - lotengo ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
He's a way better cook and chef than Oliver is, thats for sure.
#2436 to #2428 - bann (09/29/2014) [-]
Glory to your name.
#2427 - alcoholicsemen (09/27/2014) [-]
Daffy D would go hungry before you did   
Vote Daffy D. 2016
Daffy D would go hungry before you did
Vote Daffy D. 2016
User avatar #2419 - thirteenthdoctor (09/26/2014) [-]
I'm cooking a southern dinner for some friends and family on Saturday.
I'm hella good at making fried chicken, but, like, three of the dishes I'm making are fried. What is a good entree that I could make?
I'm already making confetti corn, cornbread, baked beans and fried green tomatoes.
User avatar #2429 to #2419 - lotengo ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
i suggest something light, like a salad or soup
User avatar #2415 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
have you activated your almonds today cooking board
User avatar #2423 to #2415 - skydiving (09/26/2014) [-]
okay what the fuck are activated almonds?
User avatar #2425 to #2423 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
i have no idea
#2424 to #2423 - xxiixx ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
almonds soaked in water
#2435 to #2424 - AreyouSerious (09/28/2014) [-]
I make my coconuts out of wood in the basement
I make my coconuts out of wood in the basement
#2434 to #2414 - lotengo ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
MFW only black guy on breaking bad
Mr. WIlson, the guard who detained Skyler when she returned the tiara Marie had stolen
#2433 to #2414 - lotengo ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
MFW only black guy on breaking bad
Jack, Mcgann. Part of Frings security staff
#2432 to #2414 - lotengo ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
MFW only black guy on breaking bad
dr. Delcavoli, the physician who threated Walter
#2431 to #2414 - lotengo ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
MFW only black guy on breaking bad
#2430 to #2414 - lotengo ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
MFW only black guy on breaking bad
User avatar #2422 to #2414 - hellomynameisbill (09/26/2014) [-]
Huell Babineaux
User avatar #2406 - becefalus (09/23/2014) [-]
I want to ejaculate to be thicker what should I eat?
#2418 to #2406 - bann (09/25/2014) [-]
Tastier eat pineapple
User avatar #2416 to #2406 - mikesrotum (09/25/2014) [-]
cement and flaxseed
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