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#1994 - lotengo (16 hours ago) [-]
Favorite drink/cocktails thread anybody?
Favorite drink/cocktails thread anybody?
#1997 to #1994 - subtard ONLINE (40 minutes ago) [-]
Sex on the beach is the best tasting drink I've ever had. Only problem is after 1 or 2 the sweetness becomes cloying.
<But this one is my go-to; 3 parts cola to 1 part vodka. Roughly $0.45 per drink, zero sugar, can't even taste alcohol. The cherry covers it up perfectly
#1995 to #1994 - lotengo (10 hours ago) [-]
C'mon board
C'mon board
#1996 to #1995 - bann (3 hours ago) [-]
I'm a huge fan of white Russians, but for getting slizzard I go with Scorpion bowls erry day!
User avatar #1976 - geofferypowers (07/21/2014) [-]
So I just recently bought some cactus pears. Anyone have any good recipes that use them, besides jelly and juice?
User avatar #1979 to #1976 - Aethlius (07/21/2014) [-]
what is a cactus pear?
#1982 to #1979 - geofferypowers (07/21/2014) [-]
Its the purple things on the cactus. They are normally called prickly pears.
User avatar #1983 to #1982 - Aethlius (07/21/2014) [-]
oh, delicious goodness. sadly here all the cactusses are too high to reach the fruit so only the birds get to enjoy em. rarely do i get to eat one. the bush cactus also has some delicious fruit lol
#1974 - lotengo (07/21/2014) [-]
So i bought some roast beef. my butcher didnt have it so i had to go to the supermarket, its low tier meat at best but it will do. Marinated it for a few hours, took it out of the fridge till it was at roomtemp.
Cooked it like a steak, 1.5 / 2 minutes per side. Didnt put it in the oven, fuck dat shit.
just sliced it with my chefsknife. Put some pepper and salt on it and tossed a bit of lettuce on there.
The result was a roasted carpaccio.

u guys this was glorious, it looked like a mans dish and it was soft as cotton candy. Im never ordering a restaurant carpaccio in my life, shit cant compete
User avatar #1973 - cards ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Bought a book that has 200 recipes with ramen.

There's shit like burgers, beef you can marinate with the seasoning packets, and even pizza. There's also soups and stuff.

This book is amazing.
User avatar #1980 to #1973 - Aethlius (07/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #1977 to #1973 - dingdongsingsong (07/21/2014) [-]
share this knowledge
User avatar #1984 to #1977 - cards ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
The book is called 200 Ramen Noodle Dishes by Toni Patrick.
User avatar #1975 to #1973 - lotengo (07/21/2014) [-]
Post now
User avatar #1985 to #1975 - cards ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
post what?
User avatar #1988 to #1985 - lotengo (07/22/2014) [-]
#1989 to #1988 - cards ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Here's the burger one.

Let me know what other ones you would like to see. Can't post the whole book.
User avatar #1990 to #1989 - lotengo (07/22/2014) [-]
You can post 1 or 2 a day, get some life in this board
#1968 - lotengo (07/21/2014) [-]
Requesting beef marinad reciepes.. Im gonna try something fun.

#1987 to #1968 - bann (07/21/2014) [-]
I'm thinkin you'd like an Asian style, tastes great! If you're up for a stir fry, I could walk you through that, shits cheap and easy.
User avatar #1970 to #1968 - lotengo (07/21/2014) [-]
Bann i summon you
#1986 to #1970 - bann (07/21/2014) [-]
I have been summoned! Let me find a favorite in my books for you.
#1966 - thereasonableperso (07/20/2014) [-]
I just ate an entire package of bacon. I have a serious problem.
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#1962 - alcoholicsemen (07/20/2014) [-]
so are just never gonna talk about the natural harvest cook book
User avatar #1991 to #1962 - jokeface ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
Cooking with cum. Sounds disgusting. Probably isn't so bad. I still wouldn't try it.

#1953 - dingdongsingsong (07/19/2014) [-]
I made heavy loaded pizza today, t'was amazing, though it took a shit load of time to cook
User avatar #1969 to #1953 - lotengo (07/21/2014) [-]
How heavy?
User avatar #1971 to #1969 - dingdongsingsong (07/21/2014) [-]
didnt weigh it but it was too heave to take out of the tray
User avatar #1972 to #1971 - lotengo (07/21/2014) [-]
Heavy stuff man.

#1954 to #1953 - dingdongsingsong (07/19/2014) [-]
lord have mercy.
#1960 to #1954 - bann (07/19/2014) [-]
Sweet Jesus, that thing could last a whole day. Lookin nice!
User avatar #1961 to #1960 - dingdongsingsong (07/19/2014) [-]
Thenks i have brothers who eat alot so it was gone like poof
User avatar #1946 - gmarrox (07/19/2014) [-]
Anybody have any good curry recipes? Wanna make curry for the family, but they've had my recipe like a million times. Nothing too spicy, my younger brother's a bitch.
#1978 to #1946 - novabird ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
take a stock pot, put in some sesame oil, a spoonful of curry, teriyaki glaze and chili paste, then take several bags of frozen oriental vegetable mix and put them in and stir it up while heating, then apply a bag of pre cooked sausage ends once close to done and finish stirring, should last a while but isn't too spicy, has a fairly rich taste as well.
#1981 to #1978 - novabird ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
pic of packages used for reference.
#1943 - thegamerslife (07/19/2014) [-]
midnight snack.
toast with mozzarella melted onto them, then sandwiched two frozen bean and cheese burrito's (that have been cooked) in between. it was pretty good.
User avatar #1967 to #1943 - lotengo (07/21/2014) [-]
Looks nice 7/10
#1939 - lotengo (07/18/2014) [-]
Airlinefood thread.
User avatar #1949 to #1939 - dingdongsingsong (07/19/2014) [-]
Airline food is only good in business class, and awful when its my countries food.
User avatar #1950 to #1949 - lotengo (07/19/2014) [-]
Whats the deal with it?
User avatar #1951 to #1950 - dingdongsingsong (07/19/2014) [-]
My countries food usually consists of meet and rice so they fuck it up and the rice is basically under cooked and the meat is raw.
User avatar #1955 to #1951 - lotengo (07/19/2014) [-]
I hate undercooked ric. i rarely eat rice but when i do, i overcook it on purose.

where u from?
User avatar #1956 to #1955 - dingdongsingsong (07/19/2014) [-]
I like drained rice, i love how it gets sticky and i can eat it in balls.
I'm from Pakistan, how about you ?
User avatar #1957 to #1956 - lotengo (07/19/2014) [-]
The Netherlands
User avatar #1958 to #1957 - dingdongsingsong (07/19/2014) [-]
Oh i have a friend from there.
heard its nice
User avatar #1959 to #1958 - lotengo (07/19/2014) [-]
Its aight.
Lot of moroccans tough
User avatar #1940 to #1939 - luddethebunny (07/18/2014) [-]
id rather puke
User avatar #1941 to #1940 - lotengo (07/18/2014) [-]
Whats the deal with it?
User avatar #1942 to #1941 - luddethebunny (07/18/2014) [-]
its so incredibly cheaply seasoned, some of it tastes like legit cardboard (especially some of the noodles / pastas) - while being shit expensive
User avatar #1945 to #1942 - deminemi (07/19/2014) [-]
I was on a british airways flight and they had the BEST airline food. it had great tasting noodles and the chicken was so juicy. It came with a mediocre brownie and a decent salad but the main meal was delicious.
User avatar #1936 - lotengo (07/18/2014) [-]
Why is everybody on this board obsessed with ramen noodles?
User avatar #1944 to #1936 - thegamerslife (07/19/2014) [-]
ever had a "prison burrito"? it's pretty fucking good when you do it right.
User avatar #1947 to #1944 - lotengo (07/19/2014) [-]
Never been to prison
User avatar #1948 to #1947 - thegamerslife (07/19/2014) [-]
Neither have I... just went to job corps. lawl. can't go to the kitchen after hours, so you just you the warm/hot water from the sink and make a burrito with the bag the noodles come it.
User avatar #1933 - istartedthewar ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Ramen noodles is definitely in the top 20 list of foods. and they're 30 cents.

User avatar #1931 - deminemi (07/17/2014) [-]
How do I skin a cat, i'm new to this. Thanks!
User avatar #1928 - maime (07/17/2014) [-]
I'm looking for a chicken recipe that would go with asparagus steamed with lemon juice, and sprinkled with asiago cheese.
Any suggestions?

... I'm also wondering if there's a sort of taco flavoured chili that you guys have made?
Taco salad is /alright/, and I made taco soup months ago that I found superb.
But taco chili? I feel like that would have potential! Some how!

For a third question, what sort of vegetables are appealing to those that don't much like vegetables?
My grandfather cares only for red meat, tomatoes, and poatoes.
Is there any way I can get him to try anything else? Anything you think he might like?
User avatar #1992 to #1928 - lotengo (07/23/2014) [-]
did you try them?
User avatar #1993 to #1992 - maime (23 hours ago) [-]
I tried the cucumber salad, thus far.
I adored it. My grandfather found it acceptable.

Thank you so much.
User avatar #1938 to #1928 - lotengo (07/18/2014) [-]
The second is cucumbersalad, goes good with red meat.
peel the cucumber (optional) And cut lenghtwise.use a teaspoon to remove the watery inside and cut the cucumber in small wedges. Dice a red onion, add finely chopped chives, parsley and dill. Add a bit of the dressing and a bit of peper and salt. Mix up.
User avatar #1937 to #1928 - lotengo (07/18/2014) [-]
You gotta know how to make the vegetables taste good.
im gonna give you 2 easy salads to get you started.

First of all we make a basic dressing. Take 1 part vinagre, a bit of musterd, peper and salt. Slowely add 3 parts olive oil while stirring.

fiest of all the kidneybean salad.
Take a can of kidneybeans, add a green bellpeper in small pieces. Add a bit of garlicpaste, cajun spicemix and dressing. Mix it up and serve
User avatar #1930 to #1928 - princekyle (07/17/2014) [-]
'Taco salad is /alright/'

What the sweet ever living fuck
User avatar #1929 to #1928 - rossthomson (07/17/2014) [-]
Did you try sweet potatoes?
I have a relative who didn't basically only cared for potatoes and cucumbers, and she really liked a mash potato/sweet potato hybrid I made. Also, sugar snaps are usually pretty popular.
User avatar #1925 - rossthomson (07/17/2014) [-]
Hey guys, if you're trying to gain muscle/lose weight, you might want to check this recipe out.

You need to login to view this link

My only complaint about it is that it's tough to make because you need to keep the pan at low heat or something.
User avatar #1913 - banjodance ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
what goes good with dragon fruit? i am trying to get some, but i need something to put it with, or in...
User avatar #1915 to #1913 - coconuthat (07/16/2014) [-]
Any other fruits and yogurt. You could also make a fruit smoothie from it or make a sorbet.
User avatar #1916 to #1915 - banjodance ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
i WAS thinking about making smoothies. what other fruit would go into it tho~?
User avatar #1917 to #1916 - coconuthat (07/16/2014) [-]
You could put in Kiwi, strawberries, apples, bananas, Pineapple, grapes, etc. Dragon fruit is mild in flavor and goes good with any kind of fruit.
User avatar #1918 to #1917 - banjodance ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
i think i'll have to try the 'Strawberry Dragon Fruit' smoothie.
User avatar #1919 to #1918 - coconuthat (07/16/2014) [-]
oooh that sounds delicious! Go for it!
User avatar #1920 to #1919 - banjodance ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
once i get paid, i shall!
User avatar #1922 to #1920 - coconuthat (07/16/2014) [-]
Yay new friends!
User avatar #1923 to #1922 - banjodance ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #1924 to #1923 - coconuthat (07/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #1921 to #1920 - coconuthat (07/16/2014) [-]
Tell me how it goes when you do will you? I like to hear about stuff people make! I've only ever eating a fruit salad with dragon fruit, I haven't tried it in a smoothie yet
User avatar #1899 - ugottanked (07/16/2014) [-]
What are some good things to use blue cheese with?
User avatar #1910 to #1899 - coconuthat (07/16/2014) [-]
Blue cheese goes well with Chicken, salads, Burgers, on some crackers.
User avatar #1901 to #1899 - lotengo (07/16/2014) [-]
A cheese platter
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