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#2436 to #2428 - bann (09/29/2014) [-]
Glory to your name.
#2427 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Daffy D would go hungry before you did   
Vote Daffy D. 2016
Daffy D would go hungry before you did
Vote Daffy D. 2016
User avatar #2419 - thirteenthdoctor (09/26/2014) [-]
I'm cooking a southern dinner for some friends and family on Saturday.
I'm hella good at making fried chicken, but, like, three of the dishes I'm making are fried. What is a good entree that I could make?
I'm already making confetti corn, cornbread, baked beans and fried green tomatoes.
User avatar #2429 to #2419 - lotengo (09/28/2014) [-]
i suggest something light, like a salad or soup
User avatar #2415 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
have you activated your almonds today cooking board
User avatar #2423 to #2415 - skydiving (09/26/2014) [-]
okay what the fuck are activated almonds?
User avatar #2425 to #2423 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
i have no idea
#2424 to #2423 - xxiixx (09/26/2014) [-]
almonds soaked in water
#2435 to #2424 - AreyouSerious (09/28/2014) [-]
I make my coconuts out of wood in the basement
I make my coconuts out of wood in the basement
#2414 - MisfitsFan ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
#2434 to #2414 - lotengo (09/28/2014) [-]
MFW only black guy on breaking bad
Mr. WIlson, the guard who detained Skyler when she returned the tiara Marie had stolen
#2433 to #2414 - lotengo (09/28/2014) [-]
MFW only black guy on breaking bad
Jack, Mcgann. Part of Frings security staff
#2432 to #2414 - lotengo (09/28/2014) [-]
MFW only black guy on breaking bad
dr. Delcavoli, the physician who threated Walter
#2431 to #2414 - lotengo (09/28/2014) [-]
MFW only black guy on breaking bad
#2430 to #2414 - lotengo (09/28/2014) [-]
MFW only black guy on breaking bad
User avatar #2422 to #2414 - hellomynameisbill (09/26/2014) [-]
Huell Babineaux
User avatar #2406 - becefalus ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
I want to ejaculate to be thicker what should I eat?
#2418 to #2406 - bann (09/25/2014) [-]
Tastier eat pineapple
User avatar #2416 to #2406 - mikesrotum (09/25/2014) [-]
cement and flaxseed
#2405 - xaunpark (09/23/2014) [-]
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#2402 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
Hey guys, i'm having a girl over for dinner on Thursday, and I wanted to find out something to make.
Something obviously good, and not too complex if you can. I used to cook a bunch, but I haven't for months and I am a lazy college student.
pls help
inb4 spaghetti and meatballs, cause of my pic. I made that last week for the potluck dinner
User avatar #2420 to #2402 - doctorpoo (09/26/2014) [-]
pizza on pita bread is relatively easy. you just need pita bread, tomato paste, mozzarella, spinach or arugula/rocket, basil leaves, cherry tomatoes and some toppings you like. I like to use mushroom, green bell pepper and eggplant.
User avatar #2408 to #2402 - lotengo (09/24/2014) [-]
How bout risotto?
User avatar #2409 to #2408 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Maybe I suppose
User avatar #2412 to #2409 - lotengo (09/24/2014) [-]
its a dish thats not to complex and you can probably make without fucking up.

Look up a recipe online with the ingredients you like and try it out a day before.
User avatar #2413 to #2412 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Alright, i'll put it on the list
thanks babe
User avatar #2404 to #2402 - maddboiy (09/23/2014) [-]
Salmon with sweet chili sauce, slap it in the oven, make some couscous and some veg with it. Simple but nice.
#2403 to #2402 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
take red skin potatoes quarter them, dont forget to wash those spuds add baby carrots coat in vegetable oil (any oil cool i guess) add salt n pepper then push it around mixing it up
throw in 400 degree oven or could be 425 i keep having to check cuz i forget
20 min in flip em around then 10 more
boom side dish done

hamburger patty
User avatar #2410 to #2403 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Dank u, I will save this for later at the bare minimum
User avatar #2399 - adunsaveme (09/22/2014) [-]
y'all are doin fucking big ol gourmet cheese n shit fancy-ass real cooking

I'm just sitting here steaming dim sims and dumping tomato sauce on them
#2401 to #2399 - bann (09/22/2014) [-]
Throw garlic on it and you're a pro chef.
User avatar #2398 - tonyxx (09/22/2014) [-]
Whats a good recipe for burgers without a lot of fat? I got high before I went shopping and bought 90/10 beef instead of 80/20 by accident.
#2400 to #2398 - bann (09/22/2014) [-]
Well either cooking it well or pressing the juices out will reduce the fat...otherwise you'll have about the same amount of fat.
User avatar #2394 - haroldsaxon ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
Anyone know any good, cheap food easy enough for a common student to make?

I only have 2 cooking plates and a microwave, btw.
#2391 - perishing ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
So I want the mold for this but I cant seem to find it anywhere. Kaijirushi stick chocolate mold (kiss) is all I know about it. Can someone help me find where to buy it?
User avatar #2393 to #2391 - sugoi (09/22/2014) [-]
Japanese cake shops.
User avatar #2390 - timmity (09/21/2014) [-]
Easy chocolate icecream:

350g sweetened condensed milk
2.5 tablespoons HQ cocoa.
250ml double cream

Mix SCM with cocoa. Whip cream until stiff peaks form. Add two table sppons of whipped cream to SCM cocoa mix. Fold in the rest of the cream. Put in air-tight container and leave in freezer overnight.
Enjoy the tasty, high quality, creamy ice cream.
User avatar #2386 - madamemoth (09/21/2014) [-]
any vegans here?
User avatar #2421 to #2386 - doctorpoo (09/26/2014) [-]
hi, I'm a vegan. What's your question?
#2388 to #2386 - mr skeltal (09/21/2014) [-]
we ate them.
User avatar #2378 - doctorpoo (09/21/2014) [-]
Dairy and egg free blueberry cake:

¼ cup dairy-free margarine

½ cup unsweetened applesauce

½ tsp. salt

1 cup granulated sugar or sweetener such as Equal

2 cups all-purpose flour

1 Tbs. baking powder

1 tsp. vanilla extract

½ cup plant milk such as soy, rice, almond or hazelnut

2 cups fresh or frozen blueberries

Preheat your oven to 350F or whatever the equivalent is in your country, grease a cake tin with more of the margarine you used and put some flour in the tin, make sure the bottom and sides of the tin have flour stuck to them, tip the rest of the flour out. Tip mixture in cake tin, cook for 35 minutes or until firm, cool on a cake rack. This is a great recipe if you're a vegetarian or you have allergies to dairy and eggs. I've made this plenty of times, I recommend using vanilla almond milk so you don't have to use vanilla extract.
#2365 - Soraminer ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
Man, its been a bit, but I am here to make meatloaf cupcakes.

Meatloaf:
2 eggs beaten
2 lb ground beef
1 cup crispy bread crumbs
1 small red onion finely chopped
1 tablespoon coarsely chopped fresh Italian (flat-leaf) parsley
2 cloves garlic finely chopped
2/3 cup ketchup
2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
Salt and pepper
User avatar #2366 to #2365 - Soraminer ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
Potatoes:

2 pounds Yukon gold potatoes (about 5 cups), diced unpeeled
1/2 cup low-fat buttermilk
1/2 cup skim milk
4 tablespoons grated Parmesan
Salt
1 tablespoon unsalted butter
User avatar #2367 to #2366 - Soraminer ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
Recipe:

Meatloaf
Heat oven to 350°F. Spray 18 regular-size muffin cups with cooking spray.

In large bowl, mix Meat Loaf ingredients until well combined. Divide mixture evenly among muffin cups, pressing mixture down firmly.

Bake 35 to 40 minutes or until meat thermometer inserted in center of loaves reads 160ºF. Cool slightly in muffin cups.

Potato
Place potatoes in a large saucepan and cover with water. Bring to a boil, reduce heat and cook until tender, about 10 minutes.

While potatoes are cooking place buttermilk and milk into a small saucepan and cook over a very low heat until just warm. Be careful not to boil or milk will curdle.

Drain the potatoes, add the warmed milk and mash together to desired consistency. Stir in cheese and salt. Top with the butter and let it melt.
User avatar #2368 to #2367 - thermometer (09/21/2014) [-]
i am a thermometer
User avatar #2369 to #2368 - Soraminer ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
why yes, yes you are.
User avatar #2370 to #2369 - thermometer (09/21/2014) [-]
don't fucking use me in your meat loaf you sick piece of shit
User avatar #2371 to #2370 - Soraminer ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
well its a good thing I'm using a meat thermometer, and not a regular one then aye?
User avatar #2372 to #2371 - thermometer (09/21/2014) [-]
i don't care, they are my family, they shouldn't be tortured for your sick reasons
User avatar #2373 to #2372 - Soraminer ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
Oh but they get so hot when I stick them in.
User avatar #2374 to #2373 - thermometer (09/21/2014) [-]
stop, use your hand or some shit i don't know
User avatar #2375 to #2374 - Soraminer ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
But, but using my hand doesn't feel as good as sticking it in them.
User avatar #2376 to #2375 - thermometer (09/21/2014) [-]
you sick bastard
User avatar #2377 to #2376 - Soraminer ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
C'mon you know you wanna try it. You know you wanna be shoved in nice and smooth.
User avatar #2363 - sannukas (09/19/2014) [-]
**sannukas rolls 40** Spagetti and meatballs
User avatar #2361 - finblob (09/19/2014) [-]
**finblob rolls 30** anyone like nigella lawson?
User avatar #2360 - nimblewalrus (09/19/2014) [-]
What's your favorite Vietnamese dish?
User avatar #2379 to #2360 - doctorpoo (09/21/2014) [-]
i don't know much about vietnamese food but i made pho in high school, wasn't happy about having to handle the meat as a vegetarian (i didn't have much choice about the class, it was the only other elective i qualified for). I might have a go at making a veggie pho with tofu instead of meat sometime. Maybe something like this recipe www.vegetariantimes.com/recipe/vegetarian-pho-vietnamese-noodle-soup/
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