consensual christ. Jesus watches you , whether you consent or not. whose the real sinner here, mr.lord and stalker?. mu '72 THE MYTH OF SEX You TO ASK? MUST SAW
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consensual christ

Jesus watches you **** , whether you consent or not.
whose the real sinner here, mr.lord and stalker?

mu '72
THE MYTH OF
SEX
You TO ASK?
MUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
CI M G
hold up buy. i just gotta check with Jesus and see if hes okay with this."
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#7 - jokexplain (08/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #1 - walcorn ONLINE (08/02/2014) [+] (7 replies)
It's not gay if it's in a Three-Way
#23 - AnonymousDonor (08/02/2014) [-]
*phone rings*   
   
"u got Jesus"   
   
"ay yo G-man im bout to hook up wid dis fine bitch Whitney - you cool with that?"   
   
"shiiit man hell yeah you jump all over da--wait you said her name Whitney? ohhh HEELLLL no dat bitch got the clap 						*****					 i  DO   NOT    CON SENT"   
   
"oh 						****					 man she just heard you yellin thru my phone she all mad n 						****					 - thanks for the 411 G-man"   
   
"yeeea no prollem man you know you mah 						*****					"
*phone rings*

"u got Jesus"

"ay yo G-man im bout to hook up wid dis fine bitch Whitney - you cool with that?"

"shiiit man hell yeah you jump all over da--wait you said her name Whitney? ohhh HEELLLL no dat bitch got the clap ***** i DO NOT CON SENT"

"oh **** man she just heard you yellin thru my phone she all mad n **** - thanks for the 411 G-man"

"yeeea no prollem man you know you mah ***** "
#10 - teoragnar (08/02/2014) [-]
Does that mean every time you have premarital sex you rape Jesus?
Does that mean every time you have premarital sex you rape Jesus?
#13 - rambomanthree (08/02/2014) [+] (6 replies)
#34 - smileulz (08/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#20 - psychadelicsnake (08/02/2014) [+] (7 replies)
If jesus watches me 						****					 girls, He gun see some un holy 						****					.   
   
Because my newest girlfriend is pretty kinky
If jesus watches me **** girls, He gun see some un holy **** .

Because my newest girlfriend is pretty kinky
#16 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!
Not Jesus.
#18 to #16 - toadkillerdog (08/02/2014) [-]
as long as it's wrapped, the emperor consents
#39 - orangadink (08/02/2014) [+] (5 replies)
>about to have sex with girlfriend
>dreading it, hate my girlfriend and am waiting until I find a new apartment to break up with her
>about to gear up
>oh god
>just as im about to start, hear smashing against door
>look at entrance, just as door explodes open
>"hey butthead!" Biff Tanon shouts, as he stomps up to my girlfriend
>"who the **** are yo-" is all she gets out, before Biff rips out her throat and smacks her with her own wind pipe
>"You make as much sense as a screen door on a battle ship" the mighty Biff roars
>he turns to me, cock in hand
>"batter up!" he cries
>bends me over, feriously pounding my ass
>88 mph
>ejaculates hover board fuel all over my back
>im weeping tears of joy
>he steps back through the rubble that was my front door
>"say hello to your mom for me" is all he says
>Biff is love
>Biff is life
#26 - possiblydominator ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
" **** guys, can you give it a break for once? I didn't ask to be able to see everything that's happening in the universe, and I sure as hell don't want to see the **** you two are into. It's really hard to ignore you when you're calling my name all the time."
User avatar #29 - cubanwhiteman (08/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Girl:"He raped me!"
*************** : "But you consented to having sex with him!"
Girl:"Yeah, but JESUS didnt."
User avatar #55 - volksunion (08/02/2014) [+] (4 replies)
O M G



OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGMGOMGOMG
ICCANT EVEN I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO EVEN

DID YOU JUST
I CANT
I JUST CANT

IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DONE WITH THIS SITE IM SRS


4CHAN GAVE ME PTSD #4CHIN #PTSD #FEMINISM
User avatar #14 - mikoli (08/02/2014) [-]
a threesome with jesus is the the holey trinity
#54 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
#5 - sinery (08/02/2014) [-]
Useful stuff.
#25 - delphine (08/02/2014) [-]
Remember to leave room for Jesus while dancing. Because if you don't leave room for Jesus, then dancing leads to babies.
#41 - Brodyjguy (08/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #33 - sovietghost (08/02/2014) [-]
great, now even jesus will testify i raped her
#12 - rambomanthree (08/02/2014) [-]
you know its bad when it has this thingy on it
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