Posted by Big Bear, at 18:27 on Sat, Jun 28th This game is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Posted by robin, at 11:16 on Thu, Jun 19th that was nos a nice game it is a sad game ='( i like penguins..... but it's just a game. |
Posted by sheyenne, at 12:15 on Sun, Jun 15th omg thas soo kute i cant hurt him lol he loves mii lol but now he hates mii so by ***** lol jk |
Posted by asskicker, at 22:00 on Tue, Jun 3rd i was like aaaawwww i almost hate to kill the little penguin but then i said I'll let over it >:) now lets kill the penguin some more |
Posted by Ijit, at 14:54 on Tue, Jun 3rd i like da hammer, it makes turtle dizzy |
Posted by brittany, at 21:16 on Fri, May 30th that is cool |
Posted by woooooooo, at 19:50 on Fri, May 30th this is the greatest game in the history of great games its so fun |
Posted by EmoBird8, at 13:33 on Sat, Apr 26th that is fun but you have to admit it is pretty gross |
Posted by asskicker, at 22:29 on Sun, Apr 20th omfg if you hate this game something is very wrong with you bc i laughed so hard when i killed it. also whoever made this game keep making more |
Posted by asskicker, at 17:46 on Sat, Apr 19th when the penguin said plz no i said i fell very sorry to kill it :(:(:( then i said " but i'll get over it " >:) |
Posted by Mick, at 22:32 on Wed, Apr 9th This Is So Sad Its Sick Poor Penguin |
Posted by WTF?, at 19:36 on Sat, Apr 5th a weird game, and kind of mean. i mean really, cutting a penguin in two with a sword? |
Posted by pinky, at 11:43 on Mon, Mar 31st YA, KILL THE DAMN PENGUIN!!!! ITS FUN |
Posted by John the Taco, at 06:30 on Sat, Mar 22nd get over it people! its just a game! funny and gory! |
Posted by M0R3NA, at 22:21 on Sat, Mar 15th AWWWWW 0MG i C0ULDNT D0 iT i LUUV P3NGUiNS. N TH3N H3 WAS LiK3 PL3AS3 D0NT HURT M3.. H3S T00 CUT3 T0 HURT U BASTARDS!! |
Posted by MEAN !!!!, at 04:25 on Tue, Mar 11th THIS IS A VERY MEAN GAME :( |
Posted by omg_its_me, at 18:34 on Sun, Mar 9th Dude its just a game get over it!! wat is it gonna make kids do, go 2 antartica and hurt happy little pengiuns?! like really?! |
Posted by autumn, at 12:44 on Mon, Feb 18th all these people who says "know wonder kids are violent these days" are freakin idiots. yes kids are violent but that's just how we are u hear me! cuz i'm one myself! |
Posted by death, at 10:43 on Mon, Feb 11th fuck all the haters, they just mad they didnt come up with it!! this was funny i like the sword |
Posted by yo mamma, at 22:28 on Sun, Jan 20th i think its funny when he says i love u and please no right before u kill him i love blood I THOGHT IT WAS FUCKING FUNNY ASS HOLES |
Posted by Seth, at 17:38 on Sat, Jan 19th That game was fucking a Asshole game i hope you burn in hell you son of a bitch |
Posted by Hilary, at 11:24 on Fri, Jan 18th This game is sad! |
Posted by hugems, at 21:14 on Sat, Jan 12th HA HA HA HA death 2 the small pll !!! this game has teached me 2 kill 4 fun =D |
Posted by omg!, at 14:18 on Sat, Jan 12th omg!this is 2 that ROFL! dude.omg, u have serious issues!first of all, ur 10(not that it really matters.its wrong 4 any1 2 like this game) .what is ur problem!?! go get a conselor or something!u need serious help! |
Posted by UdontNeed2noMyName, at 14:43 on Sat, Jan 12th This hurt the happy penguin game is horrible!its not even funny!its sick and cruel! |
Posted by robyn, at 15:04 on Sun, Dec 30th it is a shame why would u want 2 hurt a pengin. |
Posted by roxy_baby, at 01:45 on Sun, Dec 30th this is the very first time my heart put me in charge! poor thing thank you 4 sayin that "dark penguin come to get you" poor thing why dont you hurt a stupid skunk all they do is leave there nasty farts on you |
Posted by cheyanna, at 23:56 on Fri, Dec 21st omg........ I HATE YOU who ever made this game!!!!!!! its so mean...... you dont do that to inisent things ....lol -cheyanna |
Posted by ACEY, at 23:09 on Wed, Dec 19th this is fuckin weak who would hurt a cute liddle penguin? :[ why dont you make hurt that raccoon? no one gives a shit about them they give people rabies |
Posted by karie, at 14:08 on Sat, Dec 15th thats so sad!!!!! |
Posted by Dark Penguin come to kill you, at 00:12 on Sat, Dec 15th you fucking shitbag!!!!! this game is a disgrace to the internet, nay, the entire universe and I hope you burn in fucking hell!!!! and if you EVER post somthing like this agein, I will hunt you down and fucking kill you!!!! |
Posted by dezarae, at 11:32 on Sat, Dec 8th die die die die die die die die die die die die die die DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! peguin: please no me: BOOM GUSH OUT BLOOD |
Posted by Amy, at 13:51 on Wed, Nov 28th hey, all you peeps who r dissin this game, Y? you all eat penguin biscuits and generaly if you like penguins and you see the words HURT the happy penguin i think is gunna have hurting penguins in it. and im 12 and i loved it!! |
Posted by Kainen, at 14:22 on Mon, Nov 26th Calm down everyone. I wasnt fond of the game, its a little stupid, but, all this talk of it being hurtful to and making children violent, is retarded. Theres no liablity anymore, its always someone else's fault, the kid just cant be fucked up. |
Posted by Ashley, at 19:15 on Fri, Nov 23rd This is fucked up seriously |
Posted by wtf?, at 19:59 on Fri, Nov 9th What kinda game is this and people acually wonder why kids r so violent, take another look at the fickin game.!!!!!! Who ev. posted that game i have one thing to say to you: YOU R BASTERED , JACK ASS, PEICE OF CRAP! |
Posted by jd1zzle, at 16:01 on Thu, Nov 8th The best game in history! Why not spend days nonstop hurting this happy little penguin its the best! |
Posted by lynne-margaret, at 12:06 on Sun, Nov 4th listen penguins r 1 of my favourite animals.p.s. this is gay and its hurtful to children. you sick bastards |
Posted by ROFL!, at 23:54 on Thu, Nov 1st LOLOLOLOLOL DIE FUCKIN PENGUIN DIE! i used the bowling ball 1000000 times ANYWAYS.... im just 10 who fuckin cares about penguins? a blue penguin? wtf? i wish there was a button for a flamethrower. |
Posted by i am young, at 03:02 on Wed, Oct 24th i am 6 and i went on here and saw the cutest penguin ever, then i chose a sowrd cos i thought it would make him a prince but then it cut him i cried cos i had nightmares about it and mum says i can't go on it |
Posted by Jan, at 16:32 on Sun, Oct 21st this is disgusting...!!!! and we wonder why kids are so violent these days...!!!!!!! |
Posted by Ashley~Coolest Chick Ever!!, at 12:15 on Sat, Oct 20th This is so sad and demented , the dumdfuck who made it should have everything that is done to the penguin in here to him so yea fuck off and gw is gay! |
Posted by emosrthierselves, at 23:46 on Tue, Oct 16th FIrst off, Frankie youre retarded george bush is the best pres weve ever had. and kitt who cares its a fucking game. Even if it was real they just breed its no big deal dumbass |
Posted by 1kittlover1, at 01:56 on Sat, Oct 13th I agree with kitkat the game is so fukin cruel my nepthew loves penguins and he cryed his eyes out so take this game off or i will report!! |
Posted by Frankie Mcguire, at 21:11 on Tue, Oct 9th Hey does anybody know where the nut-job who made this game lives? I want to pop a couple molotovs through the windows of his home while he's sleeping. P.S. fuck you funnyjunk, this name and email address is an alias.So don't bother emailing me. |
Posted by frankie Mcguire, at 21:17 on Tue, Oct 9th Replace the little blue penguin with George W. Bush and Email it to every fucking American. |
Posted by broegan gibson, at 22:01 on Thu, Oct 4th that game should be taken out of your website or you just lost a player! |
Posted by chrislova224, at 18:02 on Mon, Oct 1st this game iz fckn twisted man i mean i know its cruel but its fckn halarius |
Posted by Conx, at 13:34 on Fri, Sep 28th dis iz da funyst game eva! |
Posted by Kitkat, at 13:45 on Sun, Sep 23rd the game "HURT THE HAPPY PENGWIN"made my friend CRY!!!! It is mean and totaly sick! Think of the peopl who like pengwins.And what about little kids who accitently get on,what example are you giving them??You get this game off the internet! |
Posted by Rei, at 06:03 on Sun, Sep 23rd That is soooooooooooo twisted. |
Posted by Kelsey, at 19:23 on Mon, Sep 10th i hate this game it is sooo cruel its not even funny penguins are so cute and what did they do to you? NOTHING!except look all cute and fun! so y penguins? y not snakes? hmmmm? i like penguins dont hurt the happy penguins!! -Kelsey Ruley- |
Posted by ?????, at 11:45 on Sun, Sep 9th i think there should be more weapons :) |
Posted by poop, at 06:34 on Tue, Sep 4th haha.its the sickest funniest game ever! |
Posted by katie, at 21:08 on Sun, Sep 2nd this game is freakn awsome |
Posted by page, at 15:52 on Sat, Aug 18th fuck the happy penguin instead |
Posted by gabby, at 15:32 on Wed, Aug 15th i think this game is mean and i will complain if this discusting game is still up by tomm .. |
Posted by Brittney, at 21:54 on Sun, Aug 12th Thats Wrong. |
Posted by Kill it!, at 01:50 on Fri, Aug 10th You cant tell people what they can and cant do . Ill admit its abusive and we dont want to hear you telling us you molest your child. Instead of doing this im going to go put a Gerbil into the Microwave! |
Posted by davidsemochick, at 14:18 on Thu, Aug 9th i like cutting him in half cuz it reminds me on how i cut my wrists |
Posted by lol, at 09:45 on Thu, Aug 9th i molest my kids while i make them watch this .. |
Posted by destribunny, at 00:23 on Wed, Aug 8th soooo sad but fun at the same time.... whaaa im so weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P |
Posted by WildChick244, at 17:45 on Mon, Aug 6th Who ever LOL is you better not ever say fucking shit that again I swear to God that If I knew you, I would kill u even if u were joking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Posted by wegtfuy, at 17:57 on Mon, Aug 6th cool i love blowing the retard up |
Posted by lol, at 01:48 on Thu, Aug 2nd i molest my kids while i make them watch this .. |
Posted by joseph, at 03:02 on Mon, Jul 30th I like hut the happy penguin from the sword because blood splatters every were |
Posted by Nicole, at 22:20 on Fri, Jul 27th this game is soo wrong against animals.. i dont care how many people think it is fun.. but this game is soooo wrong |
Posted by mozzie, at 07:44 on Tue, Jul 24th this is the greatst game i have ever played |
Posted by Rainbow Gal, at 21:58 on Mon, Jul 23rd lol i hate u too! lol |
Posted by crazzahMufffinz, at 15:19 on Mon, Jul 23rd DIS IS DA SHIT!!!! |
Posted by mason, at 14:23 on Fri, Jul 20th this is a lil boring={ |
Posted by Oliver Longfield, at 07:23 on Fri, Jul 20th This should be removed. It's horrid - whoever likes this is sick! |
Posted by Oliver, at 12:17 on Thu, Jul 19th It's horrible! Never seen such a cruel game. I know its not real but thats just cruel. |
Posted by some1, at 04:56 on Wed, Jul 18th i dont care what others say i always wanted to pay a game that you get to kill/hurt happy creatures its, like im killing happy feet |
Posted by Deanna, at 17:46 on Mon, Jul 16th I'm going to warn the authorities that most murderers usually torture animals before they kill humans. You're sick dude, lol. |
Posted by SHANNA, at 16:04 on Sun, Jul 15th YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF WHAT IF THAT WAS YOU GETTING BLOWN UP BY TNT!!! |
Posted by Kai + Mia, at 11:07 on Sat, Jul 14th -.- I find this offensive. Penguins havent ever done anything to you! |
Posted by holidayyyy, at 08:16 on Tue, Jul 10th awww thats sad and if u get joy out of it ur sick |
Posted by kasi, at 15:17 on Mon, Jul 9th you evil wat that penguin eva do to u..hmmm LEAVE THE PENGUINS ALONE!!! |
Posted by TAMMY, at 14:21 on Fri, Jul 6th THIS GAME IS SO SCREWED UP PENGUINS DONT DESERVE TO DIE OR TO BE HURT WHAT IF THAT WAS U ON THAT GAME U WOULDNT LIKE THAT TO MUCH NOW WOULD U :P |
Posted by Cassey, at 17:48 on Thu, Jul 5th wtf this game is so mean.. anyone who enjoys this is sick |
Posted by PETER GRIFFIN, at 21:16 on Sun, Jul 1st THIS GAME IS A DISGRACE TO THE PETA!! |
Posted by Kyle, at 17:00 on Fri, Jun 29th I think this game should be removed. Its not very nice to see some animal get killed. How would you like your cat on a game to be hit with bats and stuff? you wouldnt so just grow the hell up instead of putting an animal on to harm |
Posted by jocey, at 09:25 on Fri, Jun 29th this is some pretty sick game how oculd you hurt this hepless peguin its sick and i think you sohuld delete it !and if you think this is funny then you must be really sick becuase this is very far from funny! |
Posted by Rachel, at 02:34 on Fri, Jun 22nd omg!!! how can u create sumthing like this?! u sick demented bastard!! its a penguin!!!a deffensless penguin.i dont care wut yall think,i say delete it.and sum of u ppl r telling us that u molest ur kid.we dont need to kno that. u piece of shit! |
Posted by brandon, at 16:25 on Thu, Jun 21st i agree if you dont want children to see it then block it dont just say delete like you the only one who plays it |
Posted by whitney, at 11:18 on Tue, Jun 19th this game is fucking wron but awsome |
Posted by amanda, at 22:00 on Sat, Jun 16th its cool to see the head chopped off. :) |
Posted by Aubry, at 12:07 on Fri, Jun 15th this is horrible, you sick bastard! |
Posted by Hammy, at 15:03 on Tue, Jun 12th This game was messed up in so many ways i cant even begin to explain, though it was fun watching a poor defenceless creature be beaten, it was too short and i wanted to swing the hammer! |
Posted by :), at 18:42 on Tue, May 22nd lol well i love to make my kid watch this.. he cries but if i hit him hard enuf hell stop.. i molest him while i watch it to, makes me horny |
Posted by b_twinkles, at 11:33 on Mon, May 21st yeay mindless violence...it's great for the soul! |
Posted by mike, at 18:07 on Fri, May 18th OMG PEOPLE ARE WIMPS!!!! this guy can make watever he wants and people say its bad for the children.seriously if u dont want your child seeing this dont letTHEM!!!! dont bitch to the creator to delete this if u think its inapropriate. |
Posted by i love this game, at 11:35 on Tue, May 15th LOL!! GREAT GAME!! i love blowing him up and choping him in half! GREAT FAMILY GAME! |
Posted by Jerry Artiga, at 19:26 on Mon, May 14th you are one fucked up piece of shit |
Posted by blah, at 00:22 on Wed, May 9th this game sucked, everyone feels sorry for the penguin n say its a bad influence but i highly doubt ne little kids would ever get the chance to blow up penguins with dynamite, i just think it sucked cuz it wasnt even funny |
Posted by ♥Olivia♥, at 18:50 on Tue, May 8th OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! There's no way I can do this!!! This game TOTALLY goes against everything I believe in! What kind of sick humor... |
Posted by Danielle, at 13:39 on Mon, May 7th This game is mean,inaproppriate,and offensive! Even though it wasn't real you should feel bad for the poor little penguin. He is soooo cute and then you decide to make a game that's shows different ways to HURT IT!!!!????!!!! |
Posted by Danielle, at 11:17 on Sun, May 6th I DEMAND THAT YOU DELETE THIS GAME!!! It's a bad influence on young children. GET RID OF IT!!!!! |
Posted by Danielle, at 09:04 on Sun, May 6th Your game hurt the happy penguin is AWFUL!What kind of person would show different ways for a penguin to get hurt and then make it look BLOODY!!!!! |
Posted by fuzzy, at 00:56 on Thu, Apr 26th yaya i felt sad for the penguin.. =[ =[ i play club penguin so i felt sad for it!!!!!!!!!! but i stil hurted him mauhahamahu,ahauha,uah =[ |
Posted by Sierra, at 15:13 on Mon, Apr 23rd That is so mean and almost every person said that was horrible the person who made this game is an @$$ |
Posted by Aiyana!!, at 20:41 on Sat, Apr 21st Ahahahahaha. That's a good way to get rid of stress. |
Posted by edd and eddy, at 15:45 on Sat, Apr 21st edd:poor penguin whoever made this is goin to get killed by me eddy:this reminds me of my gf........lol |
Posted by leeann hall, at 17:16 on Wed, Apr 18th Hey |
Posted by ...[[cookie]]..., at 12:30 on Sat, Apr 14th awww poor penguin =[ i feel sori 4 it ow cruel !! =[[ |
Posted by no, at 18:05 on Thu, Apr 12th thats no you no what i HATE WHO EVER LIKES THIS GAME IT MAKES ME SAD THAT SOME OME LIKED THIS =.( |
Posted by cutiepieprincess, at 14:14 on Tue, Apr 10th I HATE THE PERSONE WHO MADE THIS GAME IS GONNA DIE ONE DAY POOR PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Posted by BBX, at 16:52 on Fri, Apr 6th such a gay game! poor penguin =( |
Posted by a persons, at 12:14 on Fri, Apr 6th poor penguin. this is not funny at all if i ever find you i will kick your @$$ |
Posted by deliska, at 15:38 on Thu, Apr 5th THAT IS MEAN WHO EVER MADE THIS IS MEAN and i hate them |
Posted by Mijhail Moreno, at 13:28 on Tue, Apr 3rd you stupid ass mother fuckin bitch i hope u burn in hell for makin this fucken game! |
Posted by erin hawkins, at 09:52 on Tue, Apr 3rd i think this game is kind of afensive to little kids they might like little animals and they could be looking on the site and click on the game and get upset because its got killing in it!!!!!!! |
Posted by libby and mekenzie, at 13:00 on Mon, Apr 2nd LOL! (make more weapons please!) |
Posted by Im not making a name, at 19:05 on Sun, Apr 1st heheheheheh penguin hehhe penguins cant fly right ya im hungry hmmm wat u think peperoni pizza or cheese!?!?! |
Posted by MIKA, at 15:01 on Sun, Apr 1st this will realeave stress |
Posted by nonya, at 19:06 on Fri, Mar 30th *sigh* So funny, yet I felt bad for the penguin... I know I'm rotting in a pit for this... |
Posted by Conker, at 15:27 on Wed, Mar 28th dude needs more weaopons but all in all its pretty good |
Posted by SweetiePoo, at 18:09 on Mon, Mar 26th Awsome game, but I feel bad for the penguin. Why don't you do other cute animals like babyseals, kangaroo's and other animals |
Posted by awesome dude, at 15:41 on Sun, Mar 25th that penguin has big ( . Y . ) |
Posted by Shooter, at 13:51 on Sun, Mar 25th This game is so funny. |
Posted by {}{}Anonymous{}{}, at 00:54 on Sun, Mar 25th This is a fun game but i do have to admit...you do feel a bit sorry for the poor little...guy(?)... |
Posted by future pocher, at 19:00 on Tue, Mar 20th never mind make that a person or something |
Posted by Future pocher, at 00:28 on Mon, Mar 19th you should so totally make another one but instead just do somthing like a baby seal! |
Posted by VampiresRox, at 21:46 on Sun, Mar 18th oh my god!!how mean!!poor little penguins!i hope you know these things are going extinct!!(i think...) |
Posted by Joe, at 18:07 on Sun, Mar 18th its funny wen he says i luv u and u kill him its also funny wen he says PLEASE NOO! and u kill him |
Posted by Myster, at 11:52 on Sun, Mar 18th LAME! |
Posted by yourmom, at 00:55 on Wed, Mar 14th you basterds what did this poor penguin do?? i hope a sword slices u in half or you get shot in the head with an arrow you mother fuckers! |
Posted by fukin awsome, at 17:29 on Wed, Mar 7th fun best orutre game who the fuck cares if it gets a bowling ball in its eye thuis game is awsome my favrite parts are wen the arrow goes thru him and he says i love u and you cut him open lmao =p |
Posted by MEAGAN, at 20:36 on Tue, Feb 27th u r fuckin mean |
Posted by hannah, at 19:21 on Fri, Feb 9th awsome game it's my new favorite |
Posted by liz, at 23:48 on Sat, Feb 3rd this game sux shit no effance but it sux shit |
Posted by MishMoshGetAWash!, at 16:31 on Sat, Jan 27th HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE THIS GAME SOOOO FUNNY!!!! |
Posted by melissa, at 15:30 on Sat, Jan 27th dont hurt him |
Posted by Tori, at 08:08 on Sat, Jan 27th I love this game it's awsome |
Posted by Louren Agno, at 20:27 on Fri, Jan 26th YOU GUYS ARE BIG MEANIES!!!! |
Posted by sara, at 17:24 on Wed, Jan 24th Who ever did this is so EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Posted by crystal, at 11:54 on Mon, Jan 22nd i love this game espeshily when you hit it |
Posted by alex, at 17:00 on Sat, Jan 20th funny |












