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Posted by erika, at 22:10 on Sat, May 10th
hey i love this pic it makes mecrack up everytime i see it!

Posted by REMEBER ME!, at 10:45 on Mon, May 5th
YA COOKIE MONSTER FTW!

Posted by johnny, at 12:39 on Sat, May 3rd
LOLZ!! :-)

Posted by Leandro, at 02:49 on Wed, Apr 30th
OMG!!!!

Posted by blackice, at 22:16 on Tue, Apr 22nd
i'ma pop a cap in wuteva niggas ass gave me this f.uckin shi,t! *pulls out gun* wuz it u elmo?! why
nigga, i oughta BANG!!! BANG!!! *elmo shoots cookie monster* f.uck u bitc.h ass nigga!

Posted by no, at 10:50 on Tue, Apr 22nd
comment.

Posted by bella, at 12:22 on Mon, Apr 21st
its not a chain letter! its kinda
scary
at
first
but

it

really

works!!
paste this into
3
comments
and

press
ALT

F4
and

your
c
rushes
name
will

appear
on
the

screen!!
its

soo
w
eird

Posted by dude, at 17:52 on Mon, Apr 14th
its not a chain letter! its kinda scary
at
first
but
it

really

works!!
paste this message
into 3 comments and
press
ALT

Posted by brad, at 10:54 on Sun, Apr 13th
nice to let the kids know that the stinken cookie monster swares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yea im ganna let a
2 year old see that! but i like it

Posted by Emilee, at 19:06 on Thu, Apr 3rd
what the hell i want my fuking cookies

Posted by Foah200, at 22:08 on Sun, Mar 16th
thts funny shit right there

Posted by Emmie, at 08:40 on Sun, Mar 16th
who would want to destroy such a good character?

Posted by iheartlepardz, at 20:05 on Sat, Mar 1st
OMG ROFL ^_^

Posted by Demeil, at 00:50 on Sat, Mar 1st
Justin, do you visit this site allot?

Posted by justin, at 17:28 on Tue, Feb 26th
omg this is so funny

Posted by Demeil, at 20:28 on Sat, Feb 23rd
ok, someone has got to make this into a shirt! everyone would wear it! well, almost everyone...

Posted by Shayna, at 16:00 on Fri, Feb 15th
lol cookie monster always has been my favorite :P but i have an addiction for fruit ._.

Posted by sam (the real) mccoy, at 06:42 on Thu, Feb 14th
you can tell the eyes are fake i mean look at the eye brows HELLO THERE NOT FOOLING ANYONE!!!!

Posted by bryan, at 21:25 on Tue, Feb 12th
lol that me laugh nice pic

Posted by ,,::, at 07:10 on Thu, Feb 7th
this is so funny he has fruit lol i recomed this for laughter it is so bloody funny

Posted by nikki<33, at 18:42 on Sat, Feb 2nd
lmaooo this is sooo funnyy

Posted by butter, at 20:15 on Fri, Feb 1st
stupid

Posted by maura, at 17:31 on Fri, Feb 1st
OMG! they stole ur cookies? how will u survive?! lol! hilarious!poor cookie monster.

Posted by breanne, at 14:14 on Sat, Jan 26th
dude that fukin cookie monster iz kool az hell - -
.
^

Posted by morgan, at 14:51 on Wed, Jan 23rd
that was pish

Posted by so_blonde101, at 18:42 on Tue, Jan 22nd
lol
i love the cookie monster!!!

Posted by lucretius, at 13:24 on Tue, Jan 22nd
after seeing this i want to make something like that where i get e-mails that contain lesbian porn
an im saying:what is this nasty shit?!?!

Posted by Cookie girl!, at 21:50 on Sun, Jan 20th
Poor Cookie Monster! I know how you fell! It sucks doesn't it?!

Posted by molly is a destroyer, at 17:02 on Sat, Jan 19th
HA!

Posted by crazyasschick23, at 21:13 on Wed, Jan 16th
LMFAO

Posted by joe dirt, at 20:50 on Wed, Jan 16th
ROFL for a minute thier i thought he said CRACK but i was terrialy wrong still a funny ass joke
though lol

Posted by hannah, at 20:20 on Sat, Jan 12th
that is true what the hell is this crookies

Posted by Emily, at 09:52 on Sat, Jan 12th
scary
at

first

but
it
really

works!!

paste

this
message
into
3

comments

and

press

ALT

F4

and

your

crushes
name

will

appea
r
on

the

screen!!!

Posted by MATT, at 15:29 on Fri, Jan 11th
WHO THE HELL R U WITHOUT COOKIES?

Posted by cruiser, at 12:51 on Wed, Jan 9th
ryan is realy nasty running around the house naked with condomes on his toes if this is funny post
it all around funnyjunk

Posted by Mexican Beans, at 21:45 on Tue, Jan 8th
this is a true thing that happens! its kinda scary at first but
it

really

works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press
ALT
F4

and

your

crushes
name
will
appear on the
screen!!! its
soo

wierd

Posted by The Phantom, at 15:44 on Sun, Jan 6th
its
kinda
scary
at
first

but

it

really
works!
paste
this
message
into
3

comments

and
press

ALT
F4
and
your
crushes
name will

appear
on
the

screen!

Posted by kendra, at 21:43 on Sat, Jan 5th
this works!
1.) Say the name of your crush 2 times
2.) Say the name of
yourbest
friend

5

times
3.) Then post this to 5 other

videos

then

press F8, and
your
crushes
name
will
apprear
on
the

screen.

Posted by LILLIAN, at 20:47 on Sat, Jan 5th
I now rite u never get what u want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

Posted by mike, at 10:40 on Thu, Jan 3rd
this is as funny has hell!

Posted by cookiemonster, at 21:13 on Fri, Dec 28th
Hey this iz really cool read this
1) Post this
2)Dear chain peps
3) GO
TO
HELL!!!!!!!
4)YOU FUCKING BASTERS ARE SO DUMB
5) Oh press f8 it will do
NOTHING!!!!!!

Posted by lol lily, at 19:56 on Fri, Dec 28th
I am a child health specialist! Cookie Monster is looked up to by many children, there for he should
be healthy to. My studies show the obesity rates have gone up by 57%. It's not right! Save the next
generation, eat kiwi's!

Posted by chisasuke, at 15:22 on Wed, Dec 26th
Hey this iz really cool read this
1) Post this
2)Dear chain peps
3) GO TO
HELL!!!!!!!
4)YOU FUCKING BASTERS ARE SO DUMB
5) Oh press f8 it will do NOTHING!!!!!!

Posted by goog, at 00:44 on Wed, Dec 26th
READ THIS! You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love
of
your
life.

2morrow

will
be the best day of your life. However,
if you
don't post

this
comment to at
least
3
videos,
you
will
die within
2
days.

Posted by 5-tool national, at 23:24 on Tue, Dec 25th
WTF is up with all the chain messages....HEY IDIOTS GUESS WUT....IT DOESNT WORK!!!!!

Posted by megan, at 19:06 on Tue, Dec 25th
that is awesome and really fnny

Posted by big H.I.M. fan, at 14:37 on Tue, Dec 25th
its fruit STUPID!

Posted by russ, at 00:33 on Mon, Dec 24th
what the hell man..are they gonna have cookie monster be the vegie monster. oh hi kids i dont like
cookies they bad for your health eat fruit! pfft....... i hate health dieters

Posted by syd, at 07:49 on Sun, Dec 23rd
omfg that is hilariouss. :]]

Posted by erica, at 19:20 on Sat, Dec 22nd
THIS ACUALLY WORKS!!!! 1.)say the name of your crush 2 times 2.)say the nameof your bestfriend
5
times 3.)post this onto 5 other videos

and then

press f8

and

then

ur
crushes
name will appear

on the

screen.!!!

Posted by dick, at 22:21 on Fri, Dec 21st
This
site is
great
put this down on
three comments and
you
will
have
happyness
forever!
x
n
x
x
.
c
o
m

Posted by Alex, at 10:52 on Fri, Dec 21st
I say that this is the best picture on the whole website. It's my favorite one

Posted by Cheyanne, at 12:07 on Sat, Dec 15th
so funny

Posted by 8888888, at 16:28 on Mon, Dec 10th
haha

Posted by meganvanmeter, at 20:33 on Wed, Dec 5th
lov it!!!!the pic not the fruits.

Posted by Posted By:, at 20:59 on Sun, Nov 25th
lol that freakin funny

Posted by Ed, at 19:14 on Sat, Nov 24th
Its called fruit!Get used to it you jackass!
Way better then pot and crack cookies!
Dumbass!

Posted by destiny, at 14:35 on Fri, Nov 23rd
lol too cute!!!!!

Posted by sexy baby, at 06:54 on Fri, Nov 23rd
haha thats funni i didnt crack up, but its prity funni

Posted by dodobird, at 09:39 on Wed, Nov 21st
This is ridiculous!!!!!

Posted by some kid, at 19:06 on Tue, Nov 20th
OMG

Posted by gurllll!, at 06:17 on Tue, Nov 20th
lmao
lol
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lmao
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lmao
lol
lmao

lol
lmao
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lmao
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lol

.......beyonce rules

Posted by michael, at 03:45 on Mon, Nov 19th
this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter!
its
kinda
scary
at
first

but

it
really works!!
paste
this
message
into
3
comments
and
press
ALT
F4 and
your
crushes
name
will appear on
the
screen!!!

Posted by ass-a-bee, at 21:13 on Sun, Nov 18th
this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but
it

really works!!
paste this message
into
3
comments
and press

ALT

F4
and
your crushes
name will
appear
on the

screen

Posted by yo mama, at 14:35 on Sun, Nov 18th
...disturbing-_-

Posted by hannah, at 07:34 on Fri, Nov 16th
this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at
first

but

really
works!! paste this message into 3
comments
and press
ALT

F4
and your
crushes
name
will

appear on the

screen!!!

Posted by not tellin, at 21:13 on Wed, Nov 14th
paste this message onto 3 comments and press
f4
alt
and your crushes name will
appear
on
the screen

Posted by dakota, at 19:33 on Wed, Nov 14th
THIS ACUALLY WORKS!!!! 1.)say the name of your crush 2 times 2.)say the name of

your

bestfriend
5
times 3.)post this onto 5 other videos and then press f8
and
then
ur
crushes
name will appear
on the
screen.!!!

Posted by YoshiSlayer, at 18:35 on Wed, Nov 14th
every1 wants some cookies too monster.so stop being mean and share.

Posted by kmd, at 18:41 on Wed, Nov 14th
sooooooooooo ture elvis!!!!!

Posted by me, at 12:36 on Wed, Nov 14th
this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at
first
but

it
really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4
and
your
crushes name
will
appear on the
screen!!!

Posted by dfftj, at 11:44 on Wed, Nov 14th
this works!
1.) Say the name of your crush 2 times
2.) Say the name of
your

best

friend

5

times
3.) Then post this to 5
other
videos
then
press F8, and
your
crushes
name
will
apprear on
the
screen.

Posted by karla, at 10:30 on Wed, Nov 14th
hey that was so funny my mom laughed too lol habhah

Posted by ryan, at 08:53 on Tue, Nov 13th
Hi. im 12, i weigh 165 pundsa and i like running aroung my house naked with condoms on my toes

Posted by alex, at 21:54 on Mon, Nov 12th
There are 20 angels in this world
10 are sleeping
9 are playing
1 is

reading

this

put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do,
sum one
u
love will
surprise
u
sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!!

Posted by megan, at 16:36 on Mon, Nov 12th
that's is so NOT FUNNY.i'll call the cops cause i love cookie monster

Posted by jon, at 15:30 on Mon, Nov 12th
this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first

but

really
works!! paste this message into 3 comments
and press
ALT

F4
and your
crushes
name
will
appear on the

screen!!!

Posted by ToxicElement, at 16:11 on Sun, Nov 11th
LOL :D

Posted by ka, at 12:05 on Sun, Nov 11th
this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first
but it
really works!! paste this message
into 3 comments and press ALT F4 name will appear on the
screen!!!

Posted by Lizzy, at 19:36 on Sat, Nov 10th
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by katie, at 21:42 on Fri, Nov 9th
I WANT THE F***** COOKIES DUDE GOSH

Posted by brittany, at 19:14 on Fri, Nov 9th
THIS ACUALLY WORKS!!!! 1.)say the name of your crush 2 times 2.)say the name of

your

bestfriend
5
times 3.)post this onto 5 other videos and then
press f8
and
then
ur
crushes
name will appear
on the

screen.!!!

Posted by dfbghigfn, at 20:25 on Thu, Nov 8th
say the name of your crush 2 times 2.)say the
name

of

your

bestfriend
5
times 3.)post this onto
5
other

videos

and
then
press f8
and
then
ur
crushes
name

will
appear

on the
screen.!!!

Posted by Chris McKibben, at 15:34 on Thu, Nov 8th
I am horny fo men cause i'm a transexual and found my mom on the floor naked doing this one thing
with another woman

Posted by LMFAO, at 22:19 on Wed, Nov 7th
this is so fucking funny :D

Posted by Geo, at 20:21 on Wed, Nov 7th
No one fall for that chain mail trick! ALT-F4 closes your browser

Posted by Cassie, at 20:59 on Wed, Nov 7th
lol thats really funny!

Posted by Ty Neeweewee, at 16:22 on Tue, Nov 6th
sweet

Posted by kayoo, at 16:34 on Tue, Nov 6th
that is so funny!

Posted by Kossyra, at 14:00 on Tue, Nov 6th
I love the pasted-on eyebrows! I never thought cookie monster could look so pissed!

Posted by Elvis, at 22:49 on Mon, Nov 5th
fyi for u women out there.

this is how we men react to all diet food

Posted by jojo, at 09:09 on Mon, Nov 5th
ut
it
really
works!! paste this message into 3
comments and

press

ALT

F4
and your
crushes
name
will
appear
on
the

screen!!!

Posted by the guy in a shoe, at 17:52 on Wed, Oct 31st
this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but

it

really
works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4
and

your

crushes
name
will appear
on the
screen!!!

Posted by haley, at 14:33 on Wed, Oct 31st
that is fuckin hilarios

Posted by zz, at 01:10 on Tue, Oct 30th
this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at

first

but
it
really
works!! paste this message into 3
comments and
press
ALT

F4
and your
crushes
name
will
appear on the

screen!!!

Posted by travis, at 20:12 on Mon, Oct 29th
paste this
message
into
3
comments
and
press
ALT
F4
and

your crushes
name
will appear on
the
screen!!!

Posted by jessica, at 13:07 on Mon, Oct 29th
haha

Posted by bri ?!, at 11:30 on Mon, Oct 29th
hah, hes cookie monster, they shouldnt have changed him.

Posted by missy, at 14:40 on Sun, Oct 28th
yo they are telling him he should lay off the fat crap and get heathy with fruit lol

Posted by asdfghjkl;, at 16:33 on Sat, Oct 27th
bahaha. COOKIE MONSTER HUNGRYYYYYYYYY!! IMMMA CööKIE IMMA CööKIE IMMA CööKIE!!! =]]]

Posted by jamielynn, at 11:57 on Sat, Oct 27th
i would say the same thing cookie!! lol !! XD

Posted by taylor, at 19:52 on Thu, Oct 25th
hey

Posted by rj, at 22:53 on Wed, Oct 24th
hehehehhehehe i love hockey

Posted by Jose Flores, at 21:33 on Wed, Oct 24th
This is f@$king picture of humor

Posted by chad, at 20:08 on Wed, Oct 24th
what the fuck is that gosh damn it fucking shit its fruits what the fuck gggrrr its fucking fruit u
fucking nazy

Posted by Brian, at 20:22 on Wed, Oct 24th
i bet the veggie monster is like wtf is up wit all these cookies

Posted by someguy, at 20:59 on Wed, Oct 24th
ROFL

Posted by BeJealousOfMe, at 18:45 on Wed, Oct 24th
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥&hea
rts;♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥i love
me!!!

yea, im prettier thatn all of you! haha

Posted by Cloud07, at 13:52 on Wed, Oct 24th
funny with a capital f

Posted by nate, at 11:25 on Wed, Oct 24th
i love fruit. cookie give me diareah

Posted by me, at 11:46 on Wed, Oct 24th
fuck you jillian, fuck you posters inpersonating me, fuck you all. and fuck whoever deleted my last
comment. Fuck fuck fuck, dur u can't type on scratchpad

Posted by sasha, at 01:26 on Wed, Oct 24th
this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter!
its kinda
scary
at

first
but
it
really works!!
paste this
message
into
3

comments
and
press
ALT
F4 and
your crushes
name
will appear
on
the
screen!!!

Posted by notsid, at 23:03 on Tue, Oct 23rd
lol cookie monster is such a good influence

Posted by the voice in your head, at 20:35 on Tue, Oct 23rd
Actually, according to Wikipedia, the Internet rumors are false. There is no Veggie Monster. There
is only Cookie Monster. So, yeah, BRING ON THE DAMN COOKIES!!!!!!!!

Posted by joe, at 20:25 on Tue, Oct 23rd
max your right about when u were young u knew him as the cookie monster, thats how i knew him but
maybe his blood lvls and his cholestral lvls got to high so he needed to go on a diet lol.

Posted by Max, at 20:55 on Tue, Oct 23rd
When i was little he was cookie monster. now all these health bastards made him the veggie monster
"really that's his name now" crazy isn't it ruin a childhood mascot and make him go on a diet. thats
like making elmo a genius

Posted by J9413, at 19:28 on Tue, Oct 23rd
Yeah u go cookie monster fight for ur right to eat junk. Fucking health assholes cant belive they
did that ha bad influence my ass.

Posted by ican do wut da fuck iwant♣, at 19:11 on Tue, Oct 23rd
i agree with "me is an idiot" dude,izint it, well,you noe....KINDA OBVIOUS?!?!?and funnyjunk
staf,suck ryans cock.

not funny

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Posted by joe, at 18:41 on Tue, Oct 23rd
lol, he's so used to eating cookies, he cant stand eating healthy foods. lol this is a nice pic

Posted by PLEASE ANSWER, at 17:15 on Tue, Oct 23rd
please answer this question:
how do u type on funnyjunk scratchpad?

Posted by lol, at 14:44 on Tue, Oct 23rd
hahahahha thats fucking hilarious

Posted by kayla, at 14:25 on Tue, Oct 23rd
lolz were did you get that

Posted by amy, at 13:03 on Tue, Oct 23rd
LOL YOU GO COOKIE MONSTER!! YOU GOTTA FIGHT...FOR YOUR RIGHT...TO EAT COOKIES!!!!

Posted by Athanar, at 12:13 on Tue, Oct 23rd
Haha, yeah... Veggie Monster isn't happy!

Can't believe they did that... STUPID HEALTH
FREAKS!

Posted by Richard, at 11:11 on Tue, Oct 23rd
I want cookies as well lol

Posted by me is an idiot, at 07:34 on Tue, Oct 23rd
wow, me...

did you think of that all by yourself?

are you such an expert of the
program Paint, that you can tell when someone uses it in a photo?

dude, we all knew it was
Paint, so stop commenting on this website.

Posted by Me, at 06:34 on Tue, Oct 23rd
Lol, the eyebrows are from the program Paint.

Posted by People below are fags!, at 06:13 on Tue, Oct 23rd
FAGS

Posted by atd52993, at 05:31 on Tue, Oct 23rd
pretty funny pic.

nobody cares if your first you FUCKING DIPSHIT

Posted by Dee-Fence,Eew-Eew, Dee-fence, at 02:58 on Tue, Oct 23rd
LOL, i agree, BRING ON THE DAMN COOKINGS!, nice pic.

FIRST chumps!!!!