FAT BEN CAN POOP FOREVER

someone shot 2 of my cats. there not dead. but they are suffering in alot of pain. and the kid stole one of the kittens. i feel horrible. i just wont my kitten back. it is only 3 months old. >:' l

wat the shit it doesnt fucking work

A wild nigger appears

OMG FAT BEN POOPIED!

FAT BEN MADE MANY LITTLE POOPLETS BEFORE LETTING OUT ONE BIG MONSTER TURD THAT STUNK UP THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE DIED FROM SUFFOCATION BECAUSE THE ESSENCE OF POO WAS TO GREAT FOR ANY MERE MORTAL TO HANDLE AND CHUCK NORRIS AND FAT BEN WAS THE ONLY SURVIVORS BUT IT WAS BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS WENT TO MARS TO ROUNDHOUSE KICK ALIENS AND WHEN HE GOT BACK THE POO POO SMELLS WERE GONE BUT EVERYONE WAS DEAD AND IT WAS LIKE OMG WHAT HAPPENED HERE BUT HE SAW ONE OF FAT BENS LEGENDARY FLYING TURDS AND ROUNDHOUSE KICKED IT AND HE GOT POO ALL OVER HIS SHOES BUT THEN WIPED IT OFF AND THEN HE GOT ON HIS MOTORCYCLE AND POPPED A WHEELIE AND RODE REALLY FAST UNTIL HE GOT TO FAT BENS HOUSE AND THEY HAD AN EPIC FIGHT BUT THEY BOTH BECAME FRIENDS INSTEAD. END.

the war on fat ben has been lost =(

OMG!
FAT BEN'S POOP!
EVERYWHERE!
DOESN'T STOP!
SEND HELP!