" I don't give a ****. my name's DAVE "
Thank you based Dave
but only if the other person pays, right?
that perfect accuracy at the end
That has to be the first political cartoon I've seen in a while that doesn't have every single thing in the image overly labeled.
Man, I miss when Robin was a cool and confident guy that the team actually cared about and not some sad, pathetic man getting pushed about.
They understand it
They're liars is the thing
Dishonest skeeving little rats who will say anything they can think of to get what they want, and what they want is to bully and feel superior
That husband looks so upset, his wife brought it all on them both by throwing her opinions in people's faces.
"My husband's mother just died!"
Yes, you've really helped him through his trying time by not only getting him and you kicked off the plane for a bogus reason but …
My last appointment was:
"I know it starts with an E, but I can't see the E."
Dumbass customer story: I repair scientific equipment for a living, mostly at universities. This time in particular, a panicky grad-student called to say that the lights weren't turning on in her plant-growth chamber. "Didn't I just sell you a case of new lamps for that thing?!&qu…