" I don't give a ****. my name's DAVE "
Thank you based Dave
but only if the other person pays, right?
that perfect accuracy at the end
Man, I miss when Robin was a cool and confident guy that the team actually cared about and not some sad, pathetic man getting pushed about.
That has to be the first political cartoon I've seen in a while that doesn't have every single thing in the image overly labeled.
That husband looks so upset, his wife brought it all on them both by throwing her opinions in people's faces.
"My husband's mother just died!"
Yes, you've really helped him through his trying time by not only getting him and you kicked off the plane for a bogus reason but …
Dumbass customer story: I repair scientific equipment for a living, mostly at universities. This time in particular, a panicky grad-student called to say that the lights weren't turning on in her plant-growth chamber. "Didn't I just sell you a case of new lamps for that thing?!&qu…
My last appointment was:
"I know it starts with an E, but I can't see the E."