>house is completely destroyed as 15 dragons descend on the house and shout in excitement
"What do you want for Christmas, little boy?"
"I wanna firetruck and a wii and some action figures and"
"Is there someone you want for Christmas?"
It's the slow clap that really sells it as a ******** story, has anyone anywhere ever seen a slow clap outside of movies for an event that wasn't organised?
remember kids, war is good
now let's start and prolong some more unnecesary conflicts so we can keep all those weapons manufacturers profitable.
If Shinji had access to a therapist he probably wouldn't even be on the list.
Can you feel the salt tho after the elections