4chan: You're autistic!
Tumblr: I'm autistic!
An old jewish grandpa is on his deathbed, and he calls out to his son with his weak voice 'David are you here?'. 'I'm here dad.' - David responds.
The grandpa continues, 'Honey are you here?'. 'I'm here.' - responds his wife.
'Then who the **** is in the shop?!'
He is permanently advised
Lel the last panel explains perfectly why he can't afford anything
Infinitereaper using 4chan?