It's called a microverse damn it
You belong in one of those cringe comps I see pop up every now and then. I get she's one of the few confirmed girls on here who noticed you, but I think it's time to put the fedora away and let this whole Soule obsession of yours die.
i hate playing sports and i hate watching sports
but seeing a guy be so into something with such passion and glee
it brings a smile to this crusty old hermit