Well I gave birth out my ass after watching that.
Wait so you're telling me I get to punch people then **** a hot chick doggy style? Sign me the **** up.
My one regret... Is that I have... Boneitis...
That really is ****** up to hear man, I'm so sorry. I didn't even know a thing g like that existed. Be strong. Be a shark, not a sheep, to the very end.
I'd say he ranks, somewhere in the middle.
>Get into a fight
>Crack it once
>3 bullets hits my foot
>2 bullets ricochets off to protect my virginity
>2 more bullets fire left and right to ensure nobody can sneak up on me
>1 bullet fires straight backwards cuz trust no one not …
i hate getting boners then needing to stand up
i was looking forward to watching its eggs slowly slide through its moist mouth
Schools could use this,
you go to school 1 day and to you it has been 10 years.