>house is completely destroyed as 15 dragons descend on the house and shout in excitement
It's the slow clap that really sells it as a ******** story, has anyone anywhere ever seen a slow clap outside of movies for an event that wasn't organised?
"What do you want for Christmas, little boy?"
"I wanna firetruck and a wii and some action figures and"
"Is there someone you want for Christmas?"
Just type "mom and baby." White is the default race on Google, stop trying to confuse it.
remember kids, war is good
now let's start and prolong some more unnecesary conflicts so we can keep all those weapons manufacturers profitable.
The fact that he's been battling cancer, has brought joy to all of us through this video, and will be doing a live performance tomorrow actually makes him valid for it in some way