Its beautiful. Ill immediately set it as my profile pic

Just the usual FJ autist

Yeah but why did you add me

I already told you about, I dont need reasons to autist around

me

who you

is still me

but if you me who am i

you is i. obvious. smh

me pls

no

no but srsly who the **** are you

I was enjoying this conversation, why did you have to spoil it
Its me, your new friend

I was enjoying it too but im too lazy to keep thinking like that
how did you find me?

I searched for coolest guy since Hitler, and you popped up I guess over some comment or over your content

*inhales deeply*

Youre joking

I wish.

Youre cumming on my profile, telling my Im a creep. Do you even know what a ******* on-point observation that is?

I'm a creep, but you sure just have disturbing taste in decor.

Well, you see, the thing is, frankly, to sum that up in its entirity.


Sir.

That almost made sense.

I tell hwat

Now I know you're just ******* with me.

I would like to

So, is that a yes, or..?

Only if you take me to dinner first.

Why, take a seat! I hope you like spaghetti bolognese à la maison

Well I'm not coming back here again.

So, thats what I get for spending hours in the kitchen? thx 4 nuffin

**** , I meant sir.

You better did

I enjoy having people as friends that are even more miserable than me, makes me feel better about myself

only if you are a kissless virgin

What else?
<-- realistic description of my whole life

I dont know about you but it pritty much causes me physical pain whenever i see a cute girl on the street.

I think you know about me really well

Yeah very likely.

The reason for that consists of a complex mix between 1nd compensation for lack of friends in real life and 2th massive attention whoring

My dick lmao

Why did u add me

Check #507

Then you should probably get some irl friends instead man.

Go party or some **** .

Tbh this is kinda lame and sad. Get out there~

*.yiff
Its supposed to be like that, though

My... my whole fist? Again?

Not yet

Aw man, you dont remember?

no

Thats tough

are you that guy who wants to break FJ's friend meter?

Im that guy that madly craves attention

Well good for you.

Hey, as long as it works

FINALLY A RESPONSE!



but seriously, do NEVER, NEVER EVER leave this site. i will talk to you everyday and insure that you are online Almost 24/7.

I confess

Good taste

Dont you try to curry my favour with flattery

it'll get you everywhere

Even in.. in a friendship?

Sure, why the hell not ... i'm a nice guy, you seem to be a chill dude
Friends

Nice

asdasdas

That answers nothing.

What part did you not understand, exactly?

***** , i'll block you if you don't tell me who you are and why you wanna add me.

Calm down, friend I add all the peoples

Not gonna add you unless I know you.

How would we get to know each other If you dont accept?

My profile is open for people i believe

Im that guy that adds all the cool peoples on FJ Hey back to you!

Oh if that's how it is... welcome to the list, I'll be your guide through this demented land known as "friends with me".

Ill wait for the tour then

Ok first stop: you might find me random, and I'm not saying that like "omg look at me I'm so random SQUIRREL!". I mean my thought process is a bit weird and it's too fast for me or most people to follow and I like to speak what's on my mind so yeah it gets random.

Second stop: I do not take offense easily, except for a few key things but I'm never unreasonable.
For further stops or to call Cringe Prevention hotline, please insert $1.

Please stop at the Cringe Prevention Hotline

I suspected as much, hehehe. Sadly I can't do much about myself other than phrasing, but I like having fun at my own expense at times. I understand if you feel like unfriending me, heh.

Why would I want to do that

Don't wanna associate with the cringy person perhaps?


Oh yeah I need to go to bed, so I'll probably respond tomorrow, nighto.