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User avatar #6207 - secondlawprevails (02/26/2013) [-]
*the entire celestial tower goes dark and Kahooli's voice echoes through the halls* Daaaaaaddy.......
#6502 to #6207 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
It was wonderful, Ma'am. I've enjoyed this time greatly.
User avatar #6506 to #6502 - secondlawprevails (03/04/2013) [-]
If you wish, you may feel free to ask me any questions you wish before you leave. I have been here almost as long as you mortals. I arrived after mortals first concluded that there must be some higher benevolent power, to take care of them, to hold them, to nurture them.
#6513 to #6506 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Um... Well, actually, there was something... But I suppose it would be somewhat simple, in your terms, though it's been bothering me.

You see... Fantasia said something about me being some sort of hero. At first I found the notion a little ridiculous, but... I don't know, it's just been nagging at me. I never really figured myself to be the hero type. I was just wondering if maybe you could give me your thoughts on the matter.
User avatar #6515 to #6513 - secondlawprevails (03/04/2013) [-]
Heros come in all shapes and sizes. Some are gods and demigods, some are the frailest of the frail. All that distinguishes a hero from other ponies is a desire to help others. Tell me child, would you put yourself in danger if you thought it would save another?
#6518 to #6515 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
...Had you asked me a few weeks ago, I would have said no without a second thought. But in recent times... the things I've seen, the pain I've endured... and the affections I've felt, I've begun to see and value things differently. Very differently.

So, to answer your question... I believe that I would. Certainly, if it meant doing the right thing.
User avatar #6522 to #6518 - secondlawprevails (03/04/2013) [-]
Then my dear, you are already a hero. Congratulations. *Dragons emerge from the walls weaving themselves into a throne beneath Gaia* Do not fear my freinds, they quite like the company of heroes. Don't you dearies? *One dragon lets out a contented puff of smoke and makes a deep rumbling like a purr*
#6523 to #6522 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Incredible. I've never seen such majestic creatures.
User avatar #6525 to #6523 - secondlawprevails (03/04/2013) [-]
They are lovely aren't they. Such wonderful creatures to keep an old mare company. They even help me to manage the gate.
#6527 to #6525 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
The gate?
User avatar #6530 to #6527 - secondlawprevails (03/04/2013) [-]
*nods* The dragon gate. Sometimes mortals wish to do things beyond what they are capable of. So, I give them a chance to earn the power. A series of trials known as the dragon gate. A very risky thing. Most don't survive, and then, those who do are presented with a very difficult decision. But, if they choose wisely, then my friends and I here grant them what they need.
#6532 to #6530 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Uh huh...

Just out of curiosity, how many ponies have passed this test successfully?
User avatar #6533 to #6532 - secondlawprevails (03/04/2013) [-]
Since we started? About twenty or so. Tens of thousands of tried. Only a few hundred have ever made it to the choice.
#6538 to #6533 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Huh... You think... I could have any chance at it?
User avatar #6540 to #6538 - secondlawprevails (03/04/2013) [-]
If you really wanted to, I'm sure one of my children would give you an invitation. Though be warned, this is the sort of trial where there's no going back. You either succeed, or you die. And the odds are strongly in favor of the latter.
User avatar #6548 to #6540 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
I... I'll have to think on it first. I doubt it's something to be rushed into.
User avatar #6550 to #6548 - secondlawprevails (03/05/2013) [-]
No decision worth making is.
#6563 to #6550 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/05/2013) [-]
Well, I'll leave you alone now. Thank you again for having me here. I had a wonderful time with you and your family. *Holds out her hoof*
User avatar #6565 to #6563 - secondlawprevails (03/06/2013) [-]
Anytime dear. Feel free to drop in. I don't get many visitors.
#6566 to #6565 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
Of course.

Until next time.
#6463 to #6207 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Ah... seemed pretty good until you said that last bit.

Anyway, uh... Something I'm wondering. Don't you and all the newer gods ever, you know, get in each other's way?

I mean, with all this big jumble of the different generations and stuff, it seems like that would be a probability.
#6465 to #6463 - secondlawprevails (03/03/2013) [-]
To some extent, yes, but it's more like two rivers flowing into each other, or two panthers who territory neighbor each other. We're different versions of the same idea.
#6467 to #6465 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Interesting. There's so much more to all of you than I even imagined.
#6468 to #6467 - secondlawprevails (03/03/2013) [-]
For the most part, we're *yawns* just like you. Only a bit different. We still have feelings, mistakes, personalities, all the same quirks you mortals do, only a bit more power and purpose and a little less free will and thouughtzzzzzzzzzzzz.
#6471 to #6468 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Well... I never really thought about that.
#6472 to #6471 - secondlawprevails (03/03/2013) [-]
Given the briefness of your lives, there's a great many things you'll never think about.
#6474 to #6472 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Keep talking like that and you'll end up making me depressed.
#6476 to #6474 - secondlawprevails (03/03/2013) [-]
Cryos has that effect. Of course, his heart's frozen, so he's oblivious to the fact.
#6478 to #6476 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #6480 to #6478 - secondlawprevails (03/03/2013) [-]
*G*You know, it's so rare that we have company, I'm sure if you asked, one of my children could bless you. *frowns at the destructive end of the table* EVEN THE LESS BEHAVED ONES.
#6481 to #6480 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
That's... a generous offer. But I think I'll decline.

You see, back in the organization that I was apart of, the strongest belief was that we didn't need any gods or anything to worship. We believed in ourselves, and that was it. It wasn't so much a rule as it was a custom. And it was something I held onto. And that I wish to keep holding on to.

Not that I'm saying that your offer is a bad thing. Far from it. I greatly respect you and all the things you all do. But... I believe that I am strongest, by not having strength given to me. My own potential is enough, and it is everything I could ever need.

I, um, hope that you understand.
#6482 to #6481 - secondlawprevails (03/03/2013) [-]
*scratches his head* Huh?
*F* She says no thanks
*smiles* Okay, you're welcome.
#6484 to #6482 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
*Laughs quietly* I'm sorry if I confused you.
#6486 to #6484 - secondlawprevails (03/04/2013) [-]
Well, maybe you'd like something else. *taps the ground and gemstones the size of esther's head rize out of it* Sometimes pebbles like you like to play with the pretty stones. I don't mind as long as they're happy.
#6488 to #6486 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Oh... oh my... These are very lovely. I'm not usually one to ogle over jewelry, but these are simply beautiful. And their value must be incredible.

Why, with this much I'd be provided for for a lifetime, and probably then some. I... I don't know what to say.
#6490 to #6488 - secondlawprevails (03/04/2013) [-]
I didn't do anything too special miss, I just wanted to make you happy.
*C* My idiot brother doesn't realize the value you mortals place on such things. For him, this is just as easy as smiling at you.
#6492 to #6490 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
Oh hush now. There's no need for insults. He's just being a big sweetheart.
#6493 to #6492 - secondlawprevails (03/04/2013) [-]
*grins and elbows Cryos* You hear that? She says I'm a sweetheart.
#6497 to #6493 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
*Laughs* That you are. And don't you dare let Mr. Popsicle forget it.
User avatar #6500 to #6497 - secondlawprevails (03/04/2013) [-]
Well, deary, as much as we would love enjoy your company further, the cycle needs seeing to and my children must return to their duties.
*granitos groans* Oh, granitos, don't give me that look, you'll see her again.
*the children depart their seperate ways* Well, deary did you enjoy your tea?
#6406 to #6207 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
I see. So you guys have a lot of influence then.
#6408 to #6407 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Hm. Must be nice, to have all that power at your disposal.
#6409 to #6408 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2013) [-]
We have great power, but very little free thought. I can do little besides fullfill my part in the cycle.
#6410 to #6409 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Ah. Figured there was some sort of downside.

There always is... *Sips at her tea quietly*
#6411 to #6410 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2013) [-]
I envy you pebbles, so smart, so free do what you will.
#6412 to #6411 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
It's not very often it feels that way.
#6414 to #6412 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2013) [-]
Oh sure you are! You can do anything if you use your imagination.
#6416 to #6414 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, like end up having tea time with Gaia and her children after I finish rescuing a young goddess from the clutches of her evil doppelganger from another universe, whom is trying to hunt me down to get the magical locket that is the life source of a big powerful stallion that can bend reality by singing that rescued me from certain death.
User avatar #6420 to #6418 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
*Chuckles* That would require some imagination, I have to say.
#6422 to #6420 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2013) [-]
We do like to entertain ourselves by watching you mortals. You are infinitely more interesting than we are. Sometimes, if we feel like helping you out, we even give you blessings.
#6424 to #6422 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Blessings? How does that work?
User avatar #6426 to #6424 - secondlawprevails (03/03/2013) [-]
If we want, we grant mortals an.....affinity with our part of the cycle. It's nothing you can control, just good luck and mild influence
#6427 to #6426 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Ah, I see. Do you do this often?
#6429 to #6427 - secondlawprevails (03/03/2013) [-]
More ofetne than you'd think. I've inspired most artists and thinkers.
#6431 to #6429 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Really? Wow... maybe higher powers have a bigger hoof in life than thought. Up until just recently, I'd only really seen the bad things the gods had brought about.
#6437 to #6431 - secondlawprevails (03/03/2013) [-]
Pffft don't let fantasia fool you. She's by far the busiest of us. Always stirring you mortals up.
#6439 to #6437 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
And might your role be then, friend?
#6460 to #6439 - secondlawprevails (03/03/2013) [-]
I bless the blacksmiths and warriors, giving them hooves to forge weapons and destroy that which is old and weak.
#6356 to #6207 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Erm, very well I suppose.

You know, I think I could get into this whole helping others thing.
User avatar #6359 to #6356 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
It warms the heart doesn't it? Be like a flower. It can't bloom on it's on, but when it helps the bees, and the bees help it, both of them blossom!
#6364 to #6359 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
That's... an interesting way of putting things.
#6366 to #6364 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
I'm sorry if my analogies are off. i know very little outside my realm.
#6370 to #6366 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
No, no, it's fine. I... think I see your meaning.
User avatar #6373 to #6370 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
*looks at a watch* Oh it's time! Tell me Esther, how'd you like to join us for tea. You can meet the rest of the family!
#6374 to #6373 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Well I don't really see any harm in it, I guess.
#6377 to #6374 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
Excellent! Here climb on Pan's back. We've got to travel fast. Mother can't stand tardiness.
#6380 to #6377 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
*Nervously climbs onto his back* Erm... We're not going to be flying at all, are we? I'm really not a big fan of flying.
#6382 to #6380 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
*a gigantic hole opens up underneath them and Pan smiles at her* Nope no flying here, just falling *they begin to plummet downward*
User avatar #6384 to #6382 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
*Shouts as they fall* Not sure this a suitable alternative!
User avatar #6385 to #6384 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
*moments before they hit the bottom of the hole they decelerate and drift into pre-set places at a large table. A grandmotherly looking pony walks up to them* Hello Esther! So glad you could join my children and I for lunch.
#6389 to #6385 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Uh, Hello. and, thank you for having me, I suppose. Who are you, by the way?
#6391 to #6389 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
I am gaia deary. sort of a collective representation of the earth. I see you've met fantasia and Pan. These are Apocaplyse, Cataclysm, Hydros, Granitos, Cryos, and Hypnos. Hypnos! Wake up! we've got campany!
*H* Huh? Hmmmm *yawwwwwwn* How do you do?
#6398 to #6391 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Heh... Well, it's nice to meet all of you.
#6401 to #6398 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
I remember you! You're one of the fillies that would skip stones at the pond! *gives her a great bear hug*
Please excuse him dear. Granitos gets attatched to well, everyone.
#6402 to #6401 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
It's very kind of you. But, I'm afraid you're crushing me a little.
#6403 to #6402 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
*smiles and lets her go* I keep the cycle from turning too quickly.
User avatar #6404 to #6403 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Heh. Not something I know too much about I'm afraid. But, uh,i'm sure you do a good job of it.
User avatar #6405 to #6404 - secondlawprevails (03/02/2013) [-]
My children manage the cycle of creation and destruction. Fire and other destructive forces remove the old and weak so that nature and water can create new life in the breach.
#6321 to #6207 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Um... sure, go ahead. I'll just go and lay her down. *Walks out*

*E* You think she'll be okay?
#6322 to #6321 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
I.......I don't know. She's been through a lot.....Her father has too. Hopefully they'll be closer for it.
#6323 to #6322 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Well, I'm, uh... glad I was able to help.
#6324 to #6323 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
Hey you want to see something cool?
#6325 to #6324 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Sure, I suppose.
#6326 to #6325 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
*the stones beneath their hooves rumble as vines erupt from the floor weaving themselves into Pan* Hey sis. Hello, I don't beleive I've had the priveledge of meeting you before. *holds out a hoof* Pan.
#6327 to #6326 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Hello there. *Shakes his hoof* My name is Esther.
#6328 to #6327 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
Ah yes....I remember you. You used to climb the big tree in the park as a filly. And chase the squirrels.
#6329 to #6328 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Heh... um, how do you know about that?
#6330 to #6329 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
Well, its my business, as are all things involving nature and it's riches.
#6331 to #6330 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Hm, interesting.

You know, for gods, you folks don't really seem too bad.
#6332 to #6331 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
Well, we aren't gods strictly speaking. We're more like the prototype for gods. We're Ideas given form by gaia. but I suppose we're close enough that you could consider us as gods.
#6333 to #6332 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Oh... sorry.
#6337 to #6333 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
No problem. It's an easy mistake. Gods also embody and manage primal forces. And what of yourself? You have not climbed any trees or chased any squirrels for quite some time. What are you? The forests echo with many things, but your story has not come to my ears. Please, you seem more interesting than most mortals.
#6342 to #6337 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
*Sigh* ...Well, As I said I am Esther. I am... or was, well known as the head of a dangerous and powerful organization. I called the shots, I led the men, etc. It was a relatively good life. The position was actually passed on to me from my father. I'd like to think that I've been doing him honor in my actions... though recently I've been questioning my past lifestyle.

After I got ousted by the organizations "true" leader, I was rescued by the one known as Requiem. Who is... gone now. He said- or rather, heh, sang- a few things to me, and got me to thinking and seeing things in a different perspective. *Takes out and shows the Locket* After he was defeated, I ran from the ones that threatened Lapris' daughter. I vowed to protect this with my life, and if possible, find some way to restore him. It's the least I could do. I owe literally, everything to him.
#6343 to #6342 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
I know requiem. He has often ventured deep into the forests seeking solitude. His heart is heavy though pure.
#6345 to #6343 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
I will help him. Of that there is no doubt. But... I'm afraid I have no idea where to start.
#6346 to #6345 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
Perhaps a Magician! After all, magic is how he was made.
#6350 to #6346 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
I'm... afraid I don't know any magicians...
#6352 to #6350 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
That's okay! We can look together!
#6283 to #6207 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
*kneels down and covers his ears* Shut up!!!
User avatar #6284 to #6283 - secondlawprevails (02/28/2013) [-]
*the kahoolis shift into twisted monsters and their singing drops into horrid demonic tones* ashes, ashes, we all fall down!
#6285 to #6284 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
*Lapris covers his head, and a few seconds later, a bright light appears behind the monsters, causing them to dissolve away and the real Kahooli approaches him*

*L* Kahooli!

*K* D... Daddy... *Collapses onto him and he hugs her*
#6286 to #6285 - secondlawprevails (02/28/2013) [-]
*steps out of the shadows* What is this? Child I thought you were bound!
#6287 to #6286 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
*Puts her blade at his throat from behind him* She was. Then I came along.
#6288 to #6287 - secondlawprevails (02/28/2013) [-]
Woah, woah, woah. Let's calm down. No need for violence.
#6293 to #6288 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
Will somepony please explain to me what the hell is going on?
#6295 to #6293 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
Well, I was sent here to terrify you and was doing a splendid job until your daughter showed up.
#6298 to #6295 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
You're the ones from the other world, aren't you?

*Lapris looks down at the very faint Kahooli in his arms* You better tell me what the hell you've done to her.
#6301 to #6298 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
It was her counterpart....she put her in a trance after Typhon told her the truth!
#6304 to #6301 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
And what about you? You had something to do with this, didn't you? Aside from bucking around my head.

*Esther presses her blade harder against Phobos' neck*
#6308 to #6304 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
Y...yes a little, I gave her nightmares to wear down her defenses. I made her feel insecure....in need of a pony to comfort her.....
#6310 to #6308 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
So you were purposely scaring a young mare to tears just to manipulate her?

Hmm... *Gently sets Kahooli to the side, then walks up to Phobos, and punches him in the face*
#6312 to #6310 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
Ow, I suppose i deserved that, now, if you'd just be so kind as to open the door, I'll be out of your hair.
#6315 to #6312 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
You're not going anywhere. You're going to stay right here, with us. You've got another thing coming if you think you, or any of your damned allies are going to get away with this.
User avatar #6316 to #6315 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
I don't want to get away with anything....I just want to get away. *turns into a snakes and slithers away*
#6317 to #6316 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
*Sigh* Well that was... something.
#6318 to #6317 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
Is she alright mister Lapris? I'd hate for anything to happen to her, she has such a wonderful imagination!
#6319 to #6318 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/01/2013) [-]
She's out cold right now. Whatever they've been doing to her has taken a lot out of her. But at least she's safe now. She need to get some rest.
#6320 to #6319 - secondlawprevails (03/01/2013) [-]
Of course. If you like I can get pan to make her an herbal tea. it's good for soothing a tired mind.
#6210 to #6207 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Umm... H-Hello?
User avatar #6211 to #6210 - secondlawprevails (02/27/2013) [-]
*a shimmering out line of Kahooli giggles, and walks through a door*
#6212 to #6211 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Kahooli? What are you... *Follows after*
User avatar #6213 to #6212 - secondlawprevails (02/27/2013) [-]
*when he opens the door several liches scream and lunge at him*
#6214 to #6213 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
*Shouts in surprise and blasts them back, slamming the door shut* What the hell?
User avatar #6215 to #6214 - secondlawprevails (02/28/2013) [-]
daaaaaaaddy...... *the Kahooli outline runs up the stairs*
#6216 to #6215 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
Kahooli, wait!
User avatar #6217 to #6216 - secondlawprevails (02/28/2013) [-]
*with a thumping noise what appears to the body of a slaughtered Gizelle tumbles down the stairs, leaving a thick, slippery coating of blood behind it*
#6219 to #6217 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
Oh gods... what the hell is going on here?!
User avatar #6222 to #6219 - secondlawprevails (02/28/2013) [-]
*More bodies being to roll down the stairs, when Lapris blinks they disappear.* Daddy? What's wrong? Come play with me daddy!
User avatar #6265 to #6222 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
Kahooli? Kahooli, where are you?!
User avatar #6267 to #6265 - secondlawprevails (02/28/2013) [-]
*a twisted skeletal horse with red embers for eyes appears behind him* Here I am daddy, come play with me....*he blinks and a normal kahooli is standing there*
#6268 to #6267 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
Uhn, Kahooli, something is terribly wrong here. We need to get out of here, now. *Grabs her hoof and starts pulling her away*
User avatar #6269 to #6268 - secondlawprevails (02/28/2013) [-]
*as he pulls on her hoof it rips off and she screams in pain* Ow! Daddy, why did you do that?
#6270 to #6269 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
*Drops it and backs away looking horrified* I... I'm sorry, I...
User avatar #6271 to #6270 - secondlawprevails (02/28/2013) [-]
Daddy whyyyyyy *the Kahooli in front of him dissolves into beetles and worms which scurry off in every direction*
User avatar #6272 to #6271 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
*Starts breathing heavily as he begins running through the tower, frantically looking for an exit*
User avatar #6275 to #6272 - secondlawprevails (02/28/2013) [-]
*the tower warps around him, and regardless of the path he takes, he keeps winding up where he started, Kahooli's laughter echoes through the tower as things move and jump in the shadows*
User avatar #6278 to #6275 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
*Growls in fear and frustration as his horn starts to glow, causing a bubble to start expanding around him* LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
User avatar #6281 to #6278 - secondlawprevails (02/28/2013) [-]
*the tower crumbles around him, leaving him staring at a black, starless sky. Shimering outlines of Kahooli make ring around him and start to skip and sing* Ring around the rosy, pocket full of posies....
User avatar #6208 to #6207 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Think maybe you went in the wrong profile with this one
User avatar #6209 to #6208 - secondlawprevails (02/27/2013) [-]
yeahhhhh. Oops.
#6176 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Ahh, there's my lovely brothers. So, how's it going with the little mare?
#6198 to #6176 - secondlawprevails (02/26/2013) [-]
*looks pleadingly at the normal Kahooli* Can you ever forgive me?
#6199 to #6198 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/26/2013) [-]
*She slowly nods, tears forming in her eyes as a bright flash envelopes the room from dark Kahooli's horn, fading to reveal a pile of ashes where Typhon was*
#6200 to #6199 - secondlawprevails (02/26/2013) [-]
What do we do now sister?
#6201 to #6200 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/26/2013) [-]
*Normal Kahooli* Please... let me out!

*The Dark Kahooli zaps her in the head with magic, causing the normal Kahooli to go into a sort of trance like state*

*DK* Phobos... You were talking before about Lapris. Do whatever you want, so long as you get it done, and don't buck up. But when you're not working with him, I want you in her head. I want you to do whatever you have to in order to fill her with nothing but anger and hate. By the time you're done, I want her to be able to destroy that tower, and everypony inside of it without a second though. Understand? I'm done trying to convince her. Time for some old fashioned brain-washing.
User avatar #6202 to #6201 - secondlawprevails (02/26/2013) [-]
*a shimmering outline hovers just at the edge of Kahooli's vision* Worry not child, we will get through this.
#6203 to #6202 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/26/2013) [-]
i'm going back to the tower. And one more thing. If I see failure. From any of you, I'll be very sure to make time for extensive punishment next time. Now somepony clean up that mess off the floor and toss it out. *Storms out*
#6204 to #6203 - secondlawprevails (02/26/2013) [-]
Typhon you great idiot, you just had to go soft on us, didn't you?
User avatar #6205 to #6204 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/26/2013) [-]
*The Normal Kahooli just mutters quietly, still in her trance*
User avatar #6206 to #6205 - secondlawprevails (02/26/2013) [-]
*typhon's voice* Please child, hang in there, I will fetch help. Your father will need you if Phobos gets to him.
#6177 to #6176 - secondlawprevails (02/24/2013) [-]
She is putty in our hooves
#6178 to #6177 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Is she? Well done. What all did you do to her?
#6179 to #6178 - secondlawprevails (02/25/2013) [-]
I've been wearing her defenses down with nightmares while we've all been building her trust and confidence. Especially Typhon. She seems to have taken a shine to him. She would kill if he asked her to.
#6180 to #6179 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
Very good. Glad to see things are going well on one front, at least. All the attempts at sabotage I've tried at the tower haven't gone too well. They're more persistent than I remember.
#6181 to #6180 - secondlawprevails (02/25/2013) [-]
From what I hear the mandrake I gave you failed. Perhaps it's time I paid lapris a visit.
#6182 to #6181 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
Not quite yet. We still need to... Oh damn...

*Vanishes as the normal Kahooli walks into the room* Um... Phobos... Can I ask you something?
#6183 to #6182 - secondlawprevails (02/25/2013) [-]
Surely sister, ask what you will.
#6184 to #6183 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
Well, I was just wondering if maybe you'd seen or heard anything from my ditems, or Clockwork or any of the others.

It's just... I've been away from them for a while. I thought they should get worried... you know, looking for me. But I haven't heard anything.
User avatar #6186 to #6184 - secondlawprevails (02/25/2013) [-]
I'm afraid I haven't. Last I heard your father was rather mad about you running off. Kept calling you ungrateful and all manner of other nasty things.
#6187 to #6186 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
What? R...Really? So... so they haven't even tried to find me?
#6188 to #6187 - secondlawprevails (02/25/2013) [-]
*shakes his head sadly* I am sorry child.
#6189 to #6188 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
I... I don't believe it... How can they be doing this to me? They lie to me... then they abandon me... Now they're actually shunning me.

*Seems to grow angrier and angrier and her horn glows making a nearby chair explode* I'm going to kill them! *Recoils and covers her mouth startled at what she said*
#6190 to #6189 - secondlawprevails (02/25/2013) [-]
*later* Kahooli? I....I have a question for you....if I told you a lie to protect you, but then I told the truth and apologized would that be alright?
#6191 to #6190 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
I... I'm not sure what you mean.
#6192 to #6191 - secondlawprevails (02/25/2013) [-]
*sigh* sit down sister, what I'm going to say will upset you, but it's time somebody told you the truth for once. Now, we aren't from your world, we are from a different, paralell world, overrun by the nameless one. Nor are we your brothers, our sister is a meaner Kahooli. She has had us lying to you to make you like her. Phobos has been plaguing you with nightmares so you would put confidence in us. But I don't want you to be like her. She is mean and nasty. She killed our lapris, who swore he loved her even with his last breath. And the Requiem here is not your requiem. He would rather harm than heal. He and your Requiem fought, and yours.....did not return. I am sorry child, so, very, very, sorry. Can you ever forgive me?
#6193 to #6192 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
How... How can this be possible? *Stays silent for several seconds, then slams her hoof on the ground angrily* I can't trust anypony anymore!
#6194 to #6193 - secondlawprevails (02/25/2013) [-]
I'm sorry! Your alternate self has been visiting your father who was worried sick about you, that's why you haven't heard from the tower. Come with me, and I'll escort you there safely.
#6195 to #6194 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
No, brother... I'm afraid you won't.
#6196 to #6195 - secondlawprevails (02/25/2013) [-]
Run Child! Run! Sister, I have seen compassion and learned what you have forgotten. If my own blood is my redemption than so be it. *charges her*
#6197 to #6196 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
*Encases the normal Kahooli in a magical prison as Typhon is stopped dead by an incredible sense of agony that begins coursing through his body* Tsk tsk... Poor, poor little dragon. You've let the weakness of this world get to you. I pity you.

Our father would be so very disappointed you know. Even more than I am. But you should count yourself lucky. If he were here now, He'd probably subject you to some unspeakable torture over the course of a very long time. But, unfortunately, I don't have time for such things. No, it looks like I'll just have to kill you outright.

*Her horn begins glowing an ominous red color as she aims it at Typhon* Goodbye, brother.
User avatar #6185 to #6184 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/25/2013) [-]
((mutha fuckin wordfilter))
#6111 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
Ms. Nephthys?
User avatar #6172 to #6111 - secondlawprevails (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm afraid that won't be too many. The devourer is a fearsome foe. But we've done it!
#6173 to #6172 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Ha! I'm not exactly sure what you mean by "we." I didn't see you up here throwing any blows.
User avatar #6174 to #6173 - secondlawprevails (02/02/2013) [-]
By we I mean you actually doing it, and me funding you to do it.
#6175 to #6174 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, right. You're funding didn't do shit here. In fact, I believe I explained that to you when we first met. We don't need beings like you to accomplish great things. Your "funding" is an expendable perk to us. Nothing more. What happened here today was accomplished by me and my men. And I'll be damned before I see you try and take any credit.
#6152 to #6111 - secondlawprevails (01/31/2013) [-]
No, there is only me. I am the pharoah, son of the sun. Mightiest of the elder gods!
#6153 to #6152 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Then come on, pharaoh. Show me what you've got.
User avatar #6154 to #6153 - secondlawprevails (01/31/2013) [-]
*picks her up by the throat* I name you black mare. Hoof of the shadows, the mind of undoing, the underhoofed one.......
#6155 to #6154 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
*Brings her hoof down and breaks his arm, then drops down and roundhouse kicks him to the ground*
User avatar #6156 to #6155 - secondlawprevails (02/01/2013) [-]
I Place upon you, the curse of....
#6157 to #6156 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
*Picks him up, slams him into the wall, and jabs him in his throat*
User avatar #6158 to #6157 - secondlawprevails (02/01/2013) [-]
*grunts, puts a hoof over his throat, and uses the other one to flip her into the wall before kicking her in the ribs*
#6159 to #6158 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
*Headbutts him and pushes him back, then jumps up and launches herself off the wall at him, tackling him and holding him on the ground where she starts pelting him with blows*
#6160 to #6159 - secondlawprevails (02/01/2013) [-]
*grabs her by the horn and throws her into one of the barriers, and shakily gets to his feet*
#6161 to #6160 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
*Stands up and dusts herself off* Yield now, and I'll make your death quick.
#6162 to #6161 - secondlawprevails (02/01/2013) [-]
*an inky blackness starts to leak from the wound at his throat as he grabs her neck and begins to strangle the air out of her* too.......late. .........been dying since......H.....Horus
#6163 to #6162 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
*Kicks him back off of her* I want you to understand something... What happened to him was a mistake. Were I able to help it, I would never have made you watch him die. I wouldn't wish that upon anyone, and I am sorry that you had to endure it. I wish I could have done something to change that.
User avatar #6164 to #6163 - secondlawprevails (02/01/2013) [-]
*urp gasp* no mistakes......only fate and ......the pheonix *blackmare finds herself drowning in the inky blackness spilling fro Osiris's wounds*
#6165 to #6164 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
*Forms up a magical shield that blocks out the blackness* It's time for this to be over.
#6166 to #6165 - secondlawprevails (02/01/2013) [-]
*blindly staggerrs through the inky darkness trying to find her*
#6167 to #6166 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
*Picks up one of the blades off the ground, goes up to him, and stabs him in the chest*

Find peace now... you can leave this world with honor.
#6168 to #6167 - secondlawprevails (02/01/2013) [-]
*The darkness recedes, as Osiris starts to age and turns to dust*
Well, that was entertaining. have fun?
User avatar #6169 to #6168 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
No. I did not have fun. But I finished the job. And I expect the payment.
User avatar #6170 to #6169 - secondlawprevails (02/02/2013) [-]
You will get your payment. Relax, I'll start rearranging lord Osiris's assets immediately.
#6171 to #6170 - coolponyboy ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Good. *Pushes past her* Resurrect any of my men that you can. The ones unfortunate enough to lose their souls will simply have to be given their burials.
User avatar #6132 to #6111 - secondlawprevails (01/31/2013) [-]
Right behind you. I can't wait to see the look on his face.
#6133 to #6132 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
*In the room that Osiris is in, magical barriers form up blocking every exit. Several agents appear and surround him*

*The Blackmare teleports in, leaning on the wall* Good evening. I, uh, don't suppose you'd consider making this easy on us, would you?
#6134 to #6133 - secondlawprevails (01/31/2013) [-]
You! You're responsible for my son's death! I will devour you all!
#6135 to #6134 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Very well then. First things first...

*Bows slightly* I am the one known as The Blackmare. It is an honor to meet you, lord Osiris.
#6136 to #6135 - secondlawprevails (01/31/2013) [-]
Yes, if I recall correctly, you are the academic descendant of that cretin magnus. And I intend on reuniting the two of you again.
#6137 to #6136 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
I really hope that you don't. I'd like to stay as far away from that fool as possible.

Anyways, down to business. Attack. *Several of the agents pounce on him, swinging at him with their weapons*
#6138 to #6137 - secondlawprevails (01/31/2013) [-]
*the first waves of agents are torn to shreds by the snake like tattoos as Osiris devours their souls* I would assume that my sister in law put you up to this.
#6139 to #6138 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
She hired us. So basically. Promised us a cut of the enormous wealth she's supposedly going to gain from becoming pharaoh.
#6140 to #6139 - secondlawprevails (01/31/2013) [-]
Ha! Set is next in line for Pharoah!
#6141 to #6140 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Afraid not. We fulfilled his contract a while ago.
#6142 to #6141 - secondlawprevails (01/31/2013) [-]
*the tatoos retreat and Osiris falls to his knees* Little brother? But I....I never got a chance to see him....to say....sorry.
#6143 to #6142 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
*As an agent is about to strike at him* Stop. Back off. *the agent retreats with a humble bow at her*

*She walks up and stands in front of him* With all due respect... I'm sure you'll see him again soon.
#6144 to #6143 - secondlawprevails (01/31/2013) [-]
I have no will left to fight. My son is gone. My little brother is gone. My father is dead. I have nothing. Go ahead, strike me down. But I will find a way to return, and when I do, you will receive no mercy Blackmare.
#6145 to #6144 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Stand up and fight. I will not kill you while you snivel at my hooves. If you're going to die, die with honor.
User avatar #6146 to #6145 - secondlawprevails (01/31/2013) [-]
*picks her up by the throat and slams her into the ground* Is this what you wanted?!? What do I care how I die? I could kill you and everyone of your bloody hooved lackies, but it wouldn't do me a bit of good.
#6147 to #6146 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
*Grabs his leg and rams her knee into his chest hard enough to knock the wind out of him* So you just give up? That easily? Pff... maybe Nephthys actually deserves to take your place as pharaoh.
User avatar #6148 to #6147 - secondlawprevails (01/31/2013) [-]
Never!!!! *grabs an agent and impales him onto blackmare's horn before kicking them across the room*
#6149 to #6148 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
There we go... *Sets the dead agent off to the side and runs at him, sliding onto the ground as she nears him and bringing both her back legs up and ram them into Osiris' face, sending him flying*
User avatar #6150 to #6149 - secondlawprevails (01/31/2013) [-]
*grabs a crook and flail of of a stand and begins what appears to be a dance through the cloud of agents* When he finishes all of them but the blackmare fall down dead.
#6151 to #6150 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
*Simply stands and holds her hoof out* Well now... it seems it's just me and you.
#6113 to #6112 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
I've been told to inform you that we're getting ready to make our move on the god Osiris. The Blackmare thought you'd like to know so you could get a front-row seat.
#6114 to #6113 - secondlawprevails (01/29/2013) [-]
Very well. I could use something to lighten my day up.
#6115 to #6114 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
Come on. They're waiting for us.
#6116 to #6115 - secondlawprevails (01/31/2013) [-]
Very well, here I am, now what's your brilliant plan?
#6117 to #6116 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Go in, kill the god, get paid. That's pretty much it.
#6118 to #6117 - secondlawprevails (01/31/2013) [-]
Very well, but know this. Osiris if given the chance, will not only kill you, but he will devour your soul, no resurrection, no second chance. Just the abyss.
User avatar #6119 to #6118 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Good to know. Though I have high expectations that he won't get such a chance. This'll be a special occasion for us.
#6120 to #6119 - secondlawprevails (01/31/2013) [-]
*yawns* not that it really matters to me either way. If you fail, I don't have to pay.
#6121 to #6120 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Oh, trust me, we are definitely not going to fail. You see, the Blackmare herself is going to be joining in on this mission.
#6122 to #6121 - secondlawprevails (01/31/2013) [-]
Then I await the crown of Pharoah.
#6123 to #6122 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
You seem quite eager.
#6124 to #6123 - secondlawprevails (01/31/2013) [-]
I've been waiting for this day since the fall of the titans.
#6125 to #6124 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Fine then. Let's just get this over with, so I can get the achings in my bones to cease.
User avatar #6126 to #6125 - secondlawprevails (01/31/2013) [-]
What's the matter? You're starting to sound old.
User avatar #6127 to #6126 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
I am not old! I simply get these sorts of things whenever I have bad feelings about something.
#6128 to #6127 - secondlawprevails (01/31/2013) [-]
It's nothing to be ashamed of, this kind of thing happens to you mortals. Then you die and comeback as my loyal slaves.
#6129 to #6128 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
I will have you know that I am currently 927 years old. Or I was before my ordeal. Do not forget that my kind isn't as subject to aging as the rest.
User avatar #6130 to #6129 - secondlawprevails (01/31/2013) [-]
And I don't age at all. Though I suppose if it was that big of a deal you'd have claimed Set's mantel already.
#6131 to #6130 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
We have other plans for that mantle. Now let's hurry up and go. The sooner we get done, the better.
#6007 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Um... Hi again Einrys.
#6095 to #6007 - secondlawprevails (01/25/2013) [-]
Until then, make yourself at home dear boy. It isn't quite as luxurious as it used to be, but it is still a palace fit for a god.
#6096 to #6095 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
Alright, I suppose. Thank you. And, it is good to see you again. Also, Father says hi.
#6097 to #6096 - secondlawprevails (01/25/2013) [-]
Ah, my son. He has done me proud so many times. Every time he gave himself for others, it warmed my heart. So good to see you following in his hoofsteps.
#6098 to #6097 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
I suppose. Though... father did seem a little upset that I couldn't just settle down.
#6099 to #6098 - secondlawprevails (01/26/2013) [-]
Well, you know how hard it is to have a dead father while you're growing up. I'm sure he just wants better for your child.
User avatar #6100 to #6099 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
i suppose... *Sighs and sits down* Not that I'll even get the chance to have a child. Not for some time...
#6101 to #6100 - secondlawprevails (01/26/2013) [-]
You know, if you used that golden eye of yours for more than taking up the empty space in your skull, you might pick up on a few things. I can feel it in my bones boy. You have sired a future king and pharaoh.
#6102 to #6101 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
What are you... You can't mean...
#6103 to #6102 - secondlawprevails (01/26/2013) [-]
*smiles slyly at him* But what do I know, I'm just a foolish old colt....
#6104 to #6103 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
Huh... Well I'll be damned...
#6105 to #6104 - secondlawprevails (01/26/2013) [-]
Should you get out of here, you will have your hooves full. Raising the child of pain and vengeance will be....interesting. He will be unto us as a seventh son is to the mortals. His choices and which side of the family he chooses to take after will reshape our world.
#6106 to #6105 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
Erm..... really?
#6107 to #6106 - secondlawprevails (01/26/2013) [-]
Oh yes my boy. If he is powerful enough that I can feel his coming here and now, he will be pivotal indeed. You do not feel it yet, but a heavy responsibility hovers over you and his mother.
#6108 to #6107 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
Well... You're certainly doing a good job of inspiring confidence.
#6109 to #6108 - secondlawprevails (01/26/2013) [-]
Oh, relax, you'll do fine. After all, you have two wonderful role models. Well maybe your father was a little better at parenting than I was. But still, one for two isn't bad.
User avatar #6110 to #6109 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
No... you have a point. I promise you, When the time comes, I will do my absolute best.
#6075 to #6007 - secondlawprevails (01/25/2013) [-]
But my son, did I not always find a way back to you? But I should not greive, for you too bear the mark of the pheonix. Promise me my son, if it is possible, you will find a way back.
#6076 to #6075 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
Of course. I promise you. Both of you.
#6077 to #6076 - secondlawprevails (01/25/2013) [-]
*hugs him* Then go my son. And say hello to Ra for me.
User avatar #6078 to #6077 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
I will. Farewell father.
#6079 to #6078 - secondlawprevails (01/25/2013) [-]
Horus, what was he talking about?
#6080 to #6079 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
What, the phoenix thing?
#6081 to #6080 - secondlawprevails (01/25/2013) [-]
Yes, I have not heard of this before.
#6082 to #6081 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
Well... I'm sure you know what phoenixes are. You know, magical birds of fire that rebirth themselves from the ashes of their own death. Well, the mark sort of represents that, I guess. Heh, I'm sure you've noticed how a lot of my family doesn't like to stay dead for long.
#6083 to #6082 - secondlawprevails (01/25/2013) [-]
Hmmmf. Must be nice.
#6084 to #6083 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
Eh, not as luxurious as you'd think. The Phoenix's fall must always come before it's rebirth. And trust me, no matter how many times you see it, it doesn't get any better...
#6085 to #6084 - secondlawprevails (01/25/2013) [-]
Well, there's firebolt. *kisses him* Come back to me. You have to.
#6086 to #6085 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
I will. I promise. You keep yourself safe. And... be happy.
#6087 to #6086 - secondlawprevails (01/25/2013) [-]
I'll wait for you. No matter how long it takes. And I'll be happy knowing that you will return.
User avatar #6088 to #6087 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
Goodbye, Einrys. I'll see you soon.
#6089 to #6088 - secondlawprevails (01/25/2013) [-]
*instead of returning to heaven, Horus finds himself walking along what appears to be the Nile River* Horus! My grandson! So good to see you!
#6090 to #6089 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
Ra? Uh... hello. It's good to see you.
#6091 to #6090 - secondlawprevails (01/25/2013) [-]
Come, your father's palace if right around the river bend. This is where I would rest on my nightly trip when your father ruled the underworld. It also happens to be where we wait.
#6092 to #6091 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
I'm not sure I understand... Wait for what?
#6093 to #6092 - secondlawprevails (01/25/2013) [-]
Until we're needed again of course. You didn't think we kept returning for our own benefit did you? The pheonix dies and rises again not for itself but for others.
#6094 to #6093 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
I see...
#6055 to #6007 - secondlawprevails (01/24/2013) [-]
(one tastefully done sex scene later) By faust I love you so much.
#6056 to #6055 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
I love you too... More than you'll ever know.
#6057 to #6056 - secondlawprevails (01/24/2013) [-]
If you don't mind my asking....what's it like? You know, dying.
#6058 to #6057 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Well... not as bad as you'd expect. You're there, and then you just feel sort of... empty. I suppose that's when the reaper came. Heh, at least I was confident about being put in trustworthy hooves. After that, well, I'm sure you could imagine it. The whole out of body experience and then the little trip down to see the judge man. *Chuckles* Don't worry. I didn't get sent to hell or anything. I'm not that bad.
#6059 to #6058 - secondlawprevails (01/24/2013) [-]
Did you happen to see my father?
User avatar #6060 to #6059 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Heh, I did. He's doing fine. Though he was pretty pissed at me for dying. Guess he knew how much it must have hurt you. Probably would have killed me if, well, you know.
#6061 to #6060 - secondlawprevails (01/24/2013) [-]
Yeah. Dad might not have enjoyed company much, but he did love me. Speaking of which, Would you like to go visit your dad? I hear he was pretty beat up about the whole thing.
#6062 to #6061 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Maybe... I can't really be sure that he wouldn't just kill me again.
#6063 to #6062 - secondlawprevails (01/24/2013) [-]
Either way, I don't care where we go, as long as I'm by your side.
#6064 to #6063 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Very well... I guess we should go see him. Erm... better get your chains ready. Just in case.
#6065 to #6064 - secondlawprevails (01/24/2013) [-]
Horus? No, my mind is just playing tricks on me....
Some pharoah I am. I can't even keep my head together.
maybe Nephthys is right, maybe I should hand off the crown.
User avatar #6066 to #6065 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
*Puts a hoof on his shoulder* Father... it's me. I'm really here.
#6067 to #6066 - secondlawprevails (01/25/2013) [-]
Horus? My son? How can this be?
Oh, glory to Ra! It's a miracle!
My son has returned!
#6068 to #6067 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
I'm... sorry to disappoint you, but... it's not permanent. I've been aloud one more day, but after that's it.
#6069 to #6068 - secondlawprevails (01/25/2013) [-]
Oh.....well then, thanks for seeing me, I guess.
#6070 to #6069 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
Father... I know we could have gotten along better at times. And that you probably hate me for what I did. But I want you to understand, I did not do it to hurt you. I did it to help you.
#6071 to #6070 - secondlawprevails (01/25/2013) [-]
What help could I need boy? I have seen my son grow into fine colt worthy of being called pharoah. A father needs nothing more. Do you not want the same? To raise a family with this beautiful mare and continue our proud line?
User avatar #6072 to #6071 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
I could not bear the cost of losing you. Not again.
User avatar #6073 to #6072 - secondlawprevails (01/25/2013) [-]
My son, I have face death many times. But do you know how many times I did so with a smile on my face? every time, because you were safe.
#6074 to #6073 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
And what about me? How many times do you think a son can watch his father die before he decides that it's been enough. So just imagine, the pain you've been feeling, you've made me feel time and time again. *Glances at Einrys* No matter how much I've actually shown it.
#6028 to #6007 - secondlawprevails (01/24/2013) [-]
Horus! *hugs him and begins to cry*
#6029 to #6028 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Einrys... *Hugs her tightly* Why are you crying?
#6030 to #6029 - secondlawprevails (01/24/2013) [-]
Because you left me! You were gone! gooooone!
#6031 to #6030 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Shh... It's alright. I'm here now.
#6032 to #6031 - secondlawprevails (01/24/2013) [-]
I...I..I didn't know what I was gonna do without you!
#6033 to #6032 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
I... I'm sorry for hurting you the way I did. I know you'll probably never forgive me.
#6034 to #6033 - secondlawprevails (01/24/2013) [-]
I'm not mad, I'm just so happy I get to see you! *breaks down into sobbing in his arms*
#6035 to #6034 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Well, we shouldn't let a few tears get in the way, should we?
#6036 to #6035 - secondlawprevails (01/24/2013) [-]
I....I was so lost without you. I did some horrible things. I'm so sorry!
#6037 to #6036 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
It's alright. Nothing to worry about. It's all passed now, I'm sure.
#6038 to #6037 - secondlawprevails (01/24/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I know we should be enjoying our time, and here I am blubbering like a filly.
User avatar #6041 to #6038 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Oh, it's not that bad. A heart-felt welcome back if nothing else. *Smiles and kisses her forehead*
User avatar #6047 to #6041 - secondlawprevails (01/24/2013) [-]

You know, I was reading about the elder gods, and I think your parents had a moment kind of like this once.
#6048 to #6047 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Heh... yeah, I remember when they told me the story. Guess now I get too see what it's like, eh?
#6049 to #6048 - secondlawprevails (01/24/2013) [-]
*looks at firebolt* Uhm thanks and all, but I think we'd like a little alone time.
#6050 to #6049 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Oh, uh... yeah, of course. I'll just... come back later... bye.
#6051 to #6050 - secondlawprevails (01/24/2013) [-]
Mmmm I missed you so much, I just wish this day could last forever.
#6052 to #6051 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
I think we should just forget all about time for now.
#6053 to #6052 - secondlawprevails (01/24/2013) [-]
*chains crush the clock on the wall* Now then, let's enjoy every moment we've got left.
User avatar #6054 to #6053 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Couldn't agree more...
#6008 to #6007 - secondlawprevails (01/22/2013) [-]
Did she die? Please tell me that bitch died in some brutally agonizing way.
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#6040 to #6039 - secondlawprevails (01/24/2013) [-]
You know, I was reading about the elder gods, and I think your parents had a moment kind of like this once.
User avatar #6042 to #6040 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
derp mode


User avatar #6043 to #6042 - secondlawprevails (01/24/2013) [-]
sorry, I replied to the wrong comment.
IF derp as in don't know what's going on, then here
User avatar #6044 to #6043 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
no it was me who replied to the wrong comment sorry.
User avatar #6045 to #6044 - secondlawprevails (01/24/2013) [-]
ah. very well then. Proceed kind sir.
User avatar #6046 to #6045 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
should continue on using the original since it'll make it easier on yoshi.
#6009 to #6008 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Uh, no, actually. There was nothing. I had a few jobs to do but none of them were her.
#6010 to #6009 - secondlawprevails (01/22/2013) [-]
Damn, she should have at least starved to death by now. So if that's not it, why are you here? *chains move around firebolt like angry snakes* I assume it's for a good reason.
#6011 to #6010 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
*Sigh* Look... I thought that maybe I was a little rough on you before. I know how much you must be hurting from losing Horus. I've come back to make it up to you.
#6012 to #6011 - secondlawprevails (01/22/2013) [-]
*the chains rattle angrily* You think anything can make up what's happened?
#6013 to #6012 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Just trust me, okay?
#6014 to #6013 - secondlawprevails (01/22/2013) [-]
Very well, I'll give you thirty seconds before we get to see how far your intestines can stretch while you're still alive.
User avatar #6015 to #6014 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
*Firebolt waves his hoof, and a golden sarcophagus appears next to them*
#6016 to #6015 - secondlawprevails (01/22/2013) [-]
*the chains open the sarcophagus*
#6017 to #6016 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
*Holds it closed* I wouldn't quite do that.

It's, uh... Horus. I convinced Juera to let me, er... borrow him before he was buried.
#6018 to #6017 - secondlawprevails (01/22/2013) [-]
Oh......Oh....*wraps her arms around the sarcophagus* Why did you leave me? What am I supposed to do without you?
User avatar #6019 to #6018 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Well... In a minute you'll be able to ask him yourself.
#6021 to #6020 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Don't ask how I managed it, but... I can bring him back. For a little while at least. You'll be able to see him again.
User avatar #6022 to #6021 - secondlawprevails (01/22/2013) [-]
#6023 to #6022 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
It's the least I can do. Like I said... it's only temporary. I wish I could give you more... but I'm afraid I can't have him back for more than a day.
#6024 to #6023 - secondlawprevails (01/22/2013) [-]
I'll....I'll take what I can get..... please.
User avatar #6025 to #6024 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Alright. Just give me a second.
#6026 to #6025 - secondlawprevails (01/22/2013) [-]
Horus? Is....Is it really you?
#6027 to #6026 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]

Uh... what the hell is going on?
#5898 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Ahh... Well, Zeddy, I have been hard at work in this little competition and, I have to say, I believe I managed to impress even myself. So, how are you getting along?
#6000 to #5898 - secondlawprevails (01/22/2013) [-]
*Kisses her* I don't know, this is pretty hard to top....
User avatar #6001 to #6000 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Well then, you'll have something to look forward to, won't you?
#6002 to #6001 - secondlawprevails (01/22/2013) [-]
Maybe. If your awesomeness doesn't drive me crazy first.
#6003 to #6002 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Hehe, boy you sure know how to woo a girl.
User avatar #6004 to #6003 - secondlawprevails (01/22/2013) [-]
Nope, if I knew what I was doing, this would never work.
#6005 to #6004 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Ah... Well, zeddy, I had fun. But I think it's about time I be heading off. A day like this can really take a lot out of a girl.
#6006 to #6005 - secondlawprevails (01/22/2013) [-]
Can you unbury me first? Eris? Eris? Oh great.
#5980 to #5898 - secondlawprevails (01/20/2013) [-]
You know what? I think you just might be my special somepony.
User avatar #5981 to #5980 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
*giggles* Ya think?
#5982 to #5981 - secondlawprevails (01/20/2013) [-]
Maybe, though I think I might need another kiss to be sure
#5983 to #5982 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
Hmm... Okay. *Lays down in front of him and kisses him* Sure yet?
#5984 to #5983 - secondlawprevails (01/21/2013) [-]
Hmmmmm I think so.
User avatar #5985 to #5984 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Hehehe *Noogies him* I just hope you know what you're getting yourself into.
#5986 to #5985 - secondlawprevails (01/21/2013) [-]
Oh, come on, what's the worst that could happen?
#5987 to #5986 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Seriously? Have you met me?
#5988 to #5987 - secondlawprevails (01/21/2013) [-]
No, I just go around kissing random strangers.
#5989 to #5988 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Ooh, that sounds like it would be funny. Maybe I should try that...
#5990 to #5989 - secondlawprevails (01/22/2013) [-]
I don't know, a pretty mare like yourself, you might give somepony a heart attack.
#5991 to #5990 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
*Snickers* But the look on their face would be priceless.
#5992 to #5991 - secondlawprevails (01/22/2013) [-]
Besides, I thought you were only into bad luck.
#5993 to #5992 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Of course not. the bad luck stuff is just a hobby. I specialize in many fields.
#5995 to #5994 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Well, Basically anything that will make somepony's day more memorable. such as, "That was the day the sky turned purple" or, "That was when that volcano appeared out of nowhere right next to our town."

It varies.
#5996 to #5995 - secondlawprevails (01/22/2013) [-]
The day I got kissed by an absolutely stunning mare?
#5997 to #5996 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
Now you're getting the idea.
#5998 to #5997 - secondlawprevails (01/22/2013) [-]
So does that mean everyday gets to be this memorable?
#5999 to #5998 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/22/2013) [-]
I'd consider it a failure if it wasn't
#5960 to #5898 - secondlawprevails (01/18/2013) [-]
Hehehe especially when *leans in close* PORTAL TAG YOU'RE IT!
User avatar #5961 to #5960 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Oh you're on! *Waves her hoof and there is a flicker* Oh damn it. Still haven't gotten the portal thing down.
#5962 to #5961 - secondlawprevails (01/18/2013) [-]
*sticks out of portal behind her and he hits her in the back of the head with a pie*
#5963 to #5962 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Okay, now you're just asking for it. *Several coconuts drop on top of Zed's head*
#5964 to #5963 - secondlawprevails (01/18/2013) [-]
Attack! *a small army of giant snails with water cannons on their shells materialize and begin to advance*
#5965 to #5964 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
*Whistles and several sharks jump out of the water and start shooting lasers at them*
#5966 to #5965 - secondlawprevails (01/18/2013) [-]
*hits her with a water balloon full of ketchup*
User avatar #5967 to #5966 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Oh no! I'm hit! I'm bleeding!
#5968 to #5967 - secondlawprevails (01/18/2013) [-]
*catches her in his arms* Oh no I think she needs mouth to mouth! *kisses her*
#5969 to #5968 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
*Giggles* My hero.
#5970 to #5969 - secondlawprevails (01/18/2013) [-]
Just doing my job ma'am.
User avatar #5971 to #5970 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
*GIggles again and tickles his chin before disappearing in a puff of smoke*
#5972 to #5971 - secondlawprevails (01/18/2013) [-]
*appears in a detective hat with a a magnifying glass* Fear not my dear, for I shall find you.
User avatar #5973 to #5972 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
*Her arm reaches up out of the sand and gently pulls his tail before quickly disappearing again*
User avatar #5974 to #5973 - secondlawprevails (01/19/2013) [-]
Hey! Go on...try it again, I'm ready for you this time....
#5975 to #5974 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
*Reaches up and grabs his hooves, pulling him down and burying all but his head in the sand*

*Pops up in front of him* You asked for it.
#5976 to #5975 - secondlawprevails (01/19/2013) [-]
Oh? and now that you've caught me, what are you going to do?
#5977 to #5976 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
*Moves her face inches away from his* Oh... you know...
#5978 to #5977 - secondlawprevails (01/19/2013) [-]
I'm at your mercy ma'am.
#5979 to #5978 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
Hehe... *Gives him a kiss on the cheek* Good. *sits down on top of his head* Cause I'm exhausted.
User avatar #5939 to #5898 - secondlawprevails (01/18/2013) [-]
Hmmm, I think I know a place....I like to think of it as my own little world. *opens a portal* After you.
#5940 to #5939 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Oh this oughta be good. *Steps through the portal*
#5941 to #5940 - secondlawprevails (01/18/2013) [-]
*findls the tiny tropical worldlet* Tada! From what I can tell, nothing lives here. It's just the two of us. A tiny Island, with a tiny ocean, and a beautiful sunset. Pina Colada?
#5943 to #5941 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
#5942 to #5941 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Oh. Why thank you.
#5944 to #5942 - secondlawprevails (01/18/2013) [-]
So, what do you thi.....Really? I think this little world was fine without the sharks......with laser beams on their heads.
#5945 to #5944 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
*Giggles* I think it livens things up.
User avatar #5946 to #5945 - secondlawprevails (01/18/2013) [-]
Never a dull moment around you is there?
#5947 to #5946 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Of course not. Then everypony would just get bored and leave.
#5948 to #5947 - secondlawprevails (01/18/2013) [-]
You know, there are pretty of exciting things besides random destruction.
#5949 to #5948 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I beg to differ. Buuut, I'm sure you have some sort of argument for that.
#5950 to #5949 - secondlawprevails (01/18/2013) [-]
*kisses her* Go on....tell me that wasn't exciting.
User avatar #5951 to #5950 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
*Stares at him astonished* Um... wow. You... have got a hell of a lot of courage.
#5952 to #5951 - secondlawprevails (01/18/2013) [-]
Oh come on you liked it....you... uh...you did like it right?
#5953 to #5952 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Weeeell... you know, I never actually thought I would. *Grabs him and pulls him in close* But, now that you've gone and done that, I figure, what the hell? *Kisses him*
User avatar #5954 to #5953 - secondlawprevails (01/18/2013) [-]
*steam shoots out his ears* He....hehe...heh *melts into a puddle*
#5955 to #5954 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
*Giggles and traces her hoof through the puddle* Don't you dare ever stop being so cute.
#5956 to #5955 - secondlawprevails (01/18/2013) [-]
Don't worry. I've been told I'll always be an immature little menace.
#5957 to #5956 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Good. Wouldn't want things to get boring, would we?
#5958 to #5957 - secondlawprevails (01/18/2013) [-]
I thought that was impossible around you.
#5959 to #5958 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
*Boops his nose* Exactly right.
#5919 to #5898 - secondlawprevails (01/17/2013) [-]
Freyja, not every gift is for you.
*N* You're just jealous because she can keep a colt
*S* that was not called for!
#5920 to #5919 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Oh this is gonna be even better than I thought...

Ahm... perhaps I could try opening it?
#5921 to #5920 - secondlawprevails (01/17/2013) [-]
Very well, let us see what it is.
#5922 to #5921 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
*Opens the package and pulls out a golden apple* Mmm, my... very pretty isn't it? Oh look, there seems to be something written on it.

Hmm... it says, "To the greatest, and most powerful." Ahh, alright. So which one of you would that be then? Who receives this thing?
#5923 to #5922 - secondlawprevails (01/17/2013) [-]
*N and S simultaneously* I am!
*F* I am obviously
*H* Not me, I'm just the doorman.
#5924 to #5923 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Oh dear, this seems to be a dilemma. Maybe I'll just let you sort it out between yourselves who it should go to. Well, farewell. *Rolls the apple across the table and turns to leave*
#5925 to #5924 - secondlawprevails (01/17/2013) [-]
Please tell me you did not just do that....Last time you pulled this we got the trojan war! And these guys are even MORE violent than the southern gods.
#5926 to #5925 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Oh come on. First of all, that little war was all Aphrodite's fault. Secondly, do you have any idea how hilarious this'll be? Look at how quickly they're getting steamed already!
#5927 to #5926 - secondlawprevails (01/17/2013) [-]
Alright, you win, just please stop this before it gets out of hoof. Please.
#5928 to #5927 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Oh come on... ten more minutes?
#5929 to #5928 - secondlawprevails (01/17/2013) [-]
Look, Freyja and Skaadi are fighting and Njord's already transformed into a Hurricane. Please, if you don't stop this, lots of ponies are going to get hurt.
User avatar #5930 to #5929 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
*Sigh* Fiiiine...

*Waves her hoof and the golden apple breaks apart into thousands of small spiders that spread around the hall*

Happy now?
#5932 to #5931 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
So, looks like I'm the winner after all. I'm not surprised. But don't worry. *Pinches his cheeks* You still made a pretty good effort Zeddy.
#5933 to #5932 - secondlawprevails (01/17/2013) [-]
I thought for sure I had it by making Christmas come early.
#5934 to #5933 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Well don't seem so discouraged. I was made for this kind of thing after all.
#5935 to #5934 - secondlawprevails (01/17/2013) [-]
Okay...so on a more pleasant note, it seems I owe you dinner.
#5936 to #5935 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Hmm... I suppose you do.
#5937 to #5936 - secondlawprevails (01/17/2013) [-]
So, where are we going?
#5938 to #5937 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Someplace... exotic. I don't quite know the area, so let's look around.
#5899 to #5898 - secondlawprevails (01/17/2013) [-]
I'm exhausted, but I really think I helped a lot of ponies out.
#5900 to #5899 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Did you now? Though I doubt you could have done any better than I did with screwing things around.
#5901 to #5900 - secondlawprevails (01/17/2013) [-]
Fine then, what did you do?
#5902 to #5901 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Well, firstly I decided that every statue of Celestia in Equestria would look better upside down. Then, I figured it'd be funny if I made a few rivers stop flowing. Literally. They're still there, just sitting still. After that I decided to grab a snack. I felt like a hot dog. After which I brought all of the ones in the cart to life, where they then started chasing down ponies in an attempt to eat them. Kind of tricky when you don't have a mouth though. After that made it rain chocolate milk. An old trademark of mine. I wouldn't drink this batch though. It's a bit sour.
#5903 to #5902 - secondlawprevails (01/17/2013) [-]
Well, I helped everypony who had a ticket win the lottery. Then, I helped a hobo find a giant gold nugget. Then, I caused every farmer's crops to triple in size. Then, to top it off, I made christmas come early.
#5904 to #5903 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
What? No way.
#5905 to #5904 - secondlawprevails (01/17/2013) [-]
Oh yes, and by the way, merry christmas. *gives her a box of chocolates*
#5906 to #5905 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
*Takes it and looks at it* Well... I have to say, I underestimated you.
#5907 to #5906 - secondlawprevails (01/17/2013) [-]
You wouldn't be the first.
#5908 to #5907 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Well, I would almost admit defeat. Unfortunately for you, however, I've still got one last trick up my sleeve.
#5909 to #5908 - secondlawprevails (01/17/2013) [-]
What would that be?
#5910 to #5909 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Oh... you'll see. Just wait.

Come on, we're going to take a little trip up North.
#5911 to #5910 - secondlawprevails (01/17/2013) [-]
Oh, boy, this can't be good.
#5912 to #5911 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Oh hush up. This'll be great.

*They arrive in Asgard, and peek around the corner into the hall where all of the northern gods are sitting feasting* Ahh, there they all are. Hmm... The allfather's seat is empty. Hehe... must be busy at the moment. Perfect. *Turns back to Zed* Wouldn't want this to be over too quickly now would we?
#5913 to #5912 - secondlawprevails (01/17/2013) [-]
What are you going to do to him?
#5914 to #5913 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Huh? Oh no, I'm not going to do anything to him. It's this lot I'm interested in. *Motions to the feasting gods*
#5915 to #5914 - secondlawprevails (01/17/2013) [-]
This can't be good....
#5916 to #5915 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Oh calm down will you. *Poofs up a parcel in her hoofs* Ohh, I haven't done this little trick in ages. Now then, watch a pro at work. *Poofs herself into a mailpony's uniform and walks into the feasting hall*

Ahem... I have a package here for one of the Northern gods. I'm in the right place, correct?
#5917 to #5916 - secondlawprevails (01/17/2013) [-]
Oh goody, I love mail! Is it for me?!
User avatar #5918 to #5917 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Hmm... there isn't a name on it. Doesn't say who it's from either. Must be some sort of gift. but I have no idea which one of you it's for.
#5873 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
Um... Einrys?
#5894 to #5873 - secondlawprevails (01/15/2013) [-]
Who knows, maybe by some freak accident, she'll be saved.
User avatar #5895 to #5894 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
Right, so then she could live out the rest of her life blind deaf and dumb. I know I shouldn't feel pity for her... but you've made it damn near impossible to not to.
#5896 to #5895 - secondlawprevails (01/15/2013) [-]
Just leave it, Nopony survives on their own in the wild. She'll be yours soon enough.
#5897 to #5896 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
Fine... whatever. *Sigh* I hope you at least got some of the satisfaction you needed so bad.
#5874 to #5873 - secondlawprevails (01/14/2013) [-]
What!? Oh, hello firebolt.
#5875 to #5874 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
Uh... is everything okay here? I've just got this, like... feeling.
#5876 to #5875 - secondlawprevails (01/14/2013) [-]
Better than it's been for a while....What sort of feeling are you talking about?
#5877 to #5876 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
Just like... Something's wrong. Like i need to be here but not sure why. If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's like somepony's on the brink of death or something. You're... feeling okay, right?
#5878 to #5877 - secondlawprevails (01/14/2013) [-]
I think I know what you're talking about. Follow me. *takes him to esther* This is the bitch that stole my Horus from me. I bet she'd like to die.....But she isn't getting out of this that easy. *shoves some bread and water down a tube leading to esther's stomach* No, this bitch gets to sit here writhing in agony for the rest of time. And if you're smart, you'll go along with that plan.
User avatar #5879 to #5878 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
*Stares at esther in horror for a moment* Einrys... what... I don't...
#5880 to #5879 - secondlawprevails (01/14/2013) [-]
It's almost poetic isn't it? All she will ever know for the rest of her pathetic life is pain. No light, no sound, just pain. *back hooves esther across the face and spits on her writhing form*
#5881 to #5880 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
I... I don't understand. How can you even do something like this?
#5882 to #5881 - secondlawprevails (01/14/2013) [-]
Horus was all I had...and she took him from me. I can do whatever I like. *chains start to sway around Firebolt like snakes hypnotizing a mouse* Is there a problem Firebolt?
#5883 to #5882 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
This... this is so wrong...
#5884 to #5883 - secondlawprevails (01/14/2013) [-]
Is it? Or is it fit repayment for what she did to me?
#5885 to #5884 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
I... I don't know. I mean she's completely unrecognizable now. Don't you think you're going a little too far?
#5886 to #5885 - secondlawprevails (01/14/2013) [-]
No! If were possible to put her under any more pain without killing her, I would!
#5887 to #5886 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
Einrys... There's a point where this becomes too much. She hurt you, I know, but... You've done enough. This has to stop.
#5888 to #5887 - secondlawprevails (01/14/2013) [-]
NO! And if you try to help her, I'll see you take her place.....
#5889 to #5888 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
*Sigh* I'm not going to force you to do anything. But I'm hoping that you'll at least listen to me, as your friend. You shouldn't be doing this. This... this is the kind of stuff that ponies avoided you for before.
User avatar #5890 to #5889 - secondlawprevails (01/14/2013) [-]
Fine! What would you have me do?
#5891 to #5890 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
If nothing else... just let me end it for her.
#5892 to #5891 - secondlawprevails (01/15/2013) [-]
*clicks her hooves and esther disappears* There now she's out in wilderness, where she'll die eventually. If the were wolves and bears don't get her, which I hope they do, she'll die of thirst and starvation. Happy?
#5893 to #5892 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/15/2013) [-]
Not exactly...
#5799 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Hey Zed!
#5861 to #5799 - secondlawprevails (01/12/2013) [-]
Well, you could at least let me even it out even if you can't.
#5862 to #5861 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
Ha! I doubt you could keep up.
#5863 to #5862 - secondlawprevails (01/13/2013) [-]
I could too. You'd be surprised.
User avatar #5864 to #5863 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
Haha, I'd like to see that.
#5865 to #5864 - secondlawprevails (01/14/2013) [-]
Fine then, 24 hours. The pony ahead of the other picks where we go for dinner.
#5866 to #5865 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
Hmm... you're on. You'd best be prepared to get left in the dust.
User avatar #5867 to #5866 - secondlawprevails (01/14/2013) [-]
*a zed shaped puff of dust is in front of her as zed is already off and working*
User avatar #5868 to #5867 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
*An Eris shaped puff of dust appears in front of him* Now that wasn't fair. You havn't even let me get started yet.
#5869 to #5868 - secondlawprevails (01/14/2013) [-]
What happened to you're going to leave me in the dust? Scared?
#5870 to #5869 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
Scared? Ha! I don't even know the meaning of that word.
User avatar #5871 to #5870 - secondlawprevails (01/14/2013) [-]
*the zed in front of her laughs and disappears in a flash of light* You should be, I already have a fifteen minute head start!
User avatar #5872 to #5871 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
*Shrugs and prances off nonchalantly*
#5841 to #5799 - secondlawprevails (01/11/2013) [-]
Well, I used to hang out with Firebolt a lot, but it seems that he's never really around anymore. He's so busy being the reaper.....
#5842 to #5841 - coolponyboy ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
*Smooshes his cheeks* And now you've got me, right? So... we get to have fun my way. And it is fun, isn't it?
#5843 to #5842 - secondlawprevails (01/11/2013) [-]
I guess it was, but I do feel pretty bad about how upset Oranos was.