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#2955 to #2954 - ecov (12/26/2013) [-]
I have a date with a milf tomorrow night
#2956 to #2955 - nerobritannicus (12/26/2013) [-]
Mah 						*****					, how old? 30? 40?
Mah ***** , how old? 30? 40?
#2958 to #2957 - nerobritannicus (12/26/2013) [-]
Ahhh, So howd you guys meet?
#2959 to #2958 - ecov (12/26/2013) [-]
That internet dating site that my IRL friend forced me to join actually panned out

my dick isn't dewm
#2961 to #2960 - ecov (12/26/2013) [-]
whoop whoop I'm going to get my smash on
#2963 to #2962 - ecov (12/26/2013) [-]
I'm going to take her to see the hobbit 2
#2964 to #2963 - nerobritannicus (12/26/2013) [-]
Yes, instant panty dropper
#2965 to #2964 - ecov (12/26/2013) [-]
This is looking good
I'm going to pick her up at 7 movie's at 10 going to grab a bite to eat blah blah blah cliche ****
#2966 to #2965 - nerobritannicus (12/26/2013) [-]
I didnt get to give my girl her present today because of her stupid parents.
#2967 to #2966 - ecov (12/26/2013) [-]
wrap in bacon
#2968 to #2967 - nerobritannicus (12/26/2013) [-]
A $300 present in bacon? Yes
#2969 to #2968 - ecov (12/26/2013) [-]
do it do it do it
User avatar #2971 to #2970 - ecov (12/26/2013) [-]
sterling silver.....ewww
#2972 to #2971 - nerobritannicus (12/26/2013) [-]
I think its a perfect set up gift so nou
#2973 to #2972 - ecov (12/26/2013) [-]
I never get sterling silver.
#2974 to #2973 - nerobritannicus (12/26/2013) [-]
That's how i roll when im gunna do something big.
My dad did it, my grandpa did it and now i am doing it.
First- Give the bait gift, its cheap, its nice but its something your parents would buy you as a graduation gift.
Second- Set up the situation, let her believe nothing else is coming, let her believe the hype is dead.
Third- Bust out the big guns, and my guns cost $6,000
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#2946 - lightarcanine (12/25/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas, Ethan!
User avatar #2947 to #2946 - ecov (12/25/2013) [-]
you too bud

I know what I'm getting you for christmas
User avatar #2948 to #2947 - lightarcanine (12/25/2013) [-]
Is it anal?
User avatar #2949 to #2948 - ecov (12/25/2013) [-]
we can make that work out with this gift
User avatar #2950 to #2949 - lightarcanine (12/25/2013) [-]
A carrot dildo
#2945 - nerobritannicus (12/25/2013) [-]
Ey bby wan sum fuk?
#2943 to #2942 - ecov (12/23/2013) [-]
W-What?
#2903 - xenxio ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
You're my friend and i love you to death...but would you please delete this and others images of the sort? I dont want to see you get perma banned, and its not worth it in the long run. You've already proved your point. This is coming from your friend as a favor.

www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/voiceofredemption/4892317/Friendly/266635#266635
#2925 to #2903 - ecov (12/23/2013) [-]
I wonder what I should do tomorrow what do you think?
User avatar #2926 to #2925 - xenxio ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Hmmm....download persona 3 on the psn and be busy for a good 90 hours
User avatar #2927 to #2926 - ecov (12/23/2013) [-]
is it ps4 or psvita compatible?
User avatar #2928 to #2927 - xenxio ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
i know you can download person 3 on the ps3 psn.

the ps vita has both remakes of persona 3 and 4. Those games will keep you busy for days....
User avatar #2929 to #2928 - ecov (12/23/2013) [-]
I'll look into it then
I'm about to freak my 3Tb external with all my **** isn't working
User avatar #2930 to #2929 - xenxio ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
ooouuuuch....my 250GB did that to me.
#2931 to #2930 - ecov (12/23/2013) [-]
it won't work

years of collecting

all gone
User avatar #2932 to #2931 - xenxio ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
I..i can give you my porn collection if it makes you feel better.
#2933 to #2932 - ecov (12/23/2013) [-]
thanks Xen but there wasn't much porn on it

it was all the anime I have collected over the years

I wonder if I can take it to a shop or something
User avatar #2934 to #2933 - xenxio ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Is it like corrupted?
User avatar #2935 to #2934 - ecov (12/23/2013) [-]
yeah I knocked it over by accident

the cord got caught by my foot
User avatar #2936 to #2935 - xenxio ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
That blows man...
User avatar #2937 to #2936 - ecov (12/23/2013) [-]
thanks but I think I might be in luck because I remember screen shotting the window so I might have a list
User avatar #2938 to #2937 - xenxio ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
working on getting it all back?
User avatar #2939 to #2938 - ecov (12/23/2013) [-]
that thing was my baby

I have a vendetta now
User avatar #2940 to #2939 - xenxio ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
oooooooo
#2904 to #2903 - ecov (12/23/2013) [-]
Ok I'll tone it down for you
User avatar #2906 to #2904 - xenxio ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Are you buying dark souls 2 by chance?
#2905 to #2904 - xenxio ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Thank you buddy :3
#2907 to #2905 - ecov (12/23/2013) [-]
Sorry I had dinner

and I'm not sure because I never played much of dark souls
#2908 to #2907 - xenxio ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Well i dont know if you still have a ps3, but im getting it for that system. I thought we could play a bit.
#2909 to #2908 - ecov (12/23/2013) [-]
I sadly don't have a ps3 I got a ps4 instead
#2910 to #2909 - xenxio ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
What games did you get for that anyway?
#2911 to #2910 - ecov (12/23/2013) [-]
killzone shadowfall, BF4, Knack, Contrast, Super motherload, warframe, and blacklight retribution
#2912 to #2911 - xenxio ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
I just recently got a ps3 for the first time, and i only got it for the upcoming blazeblue and persona games. I am not a very smart pony.
I just recently got a ps3 for the first time, and i only got it for the upcoming blazeblue and persona games. I am not a very smart pony.
#2913 to #2912 - ecov (12/23/2013) [-]
well hey my PSN is ecov1991 if you want to add me

I also have a vita too
#2914 to #2913 - xenxio ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Can the ps4 connect with the ps3?
#2915 to #2914 - ecov (12/23/2013) [-]
that I don't know because they said that ps3 games weren't compatible with the new hardware
#2916 to #2915 - xenxio ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
wat....
wat....
#2917 to #2916 - ecov (12/23/2013) [-]
Yeah it's kinda ******** decision but I can understand it

it would be like putting a cassette player in a new ferrari
#2918 to #2917 - xenxio ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Wait...you cant?
Wait...you cant?
#2920 to #2919 - xenxio ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
I miss the old days...but i also like the newer days....i cant decide
#2921 to #2920 - ecov (12/23/2013) [-]
The ps4 is awesome the graphics are awesome
User avatar #2922 to #2921 - xenxio ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
That pic reminds me of my old O.C..

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/Yu+Gi+Oh.C/GwGGGTj/
#2923 to #2922 - ecov (12/23/2013) [-]
Sorry I had to go outside and plow snow

it's 12F outside
User avatar #2924 to #2923 - xenxio ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
Naw its fine
#2902 - xenxio ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #2900 - xenxio ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
Trolling +1respects
Posting an awesome character +1respects
Not caring if you get banned +5respects
#2901 to #2900 - ecov (12/22/2013) [-]
I do what I must
#2894 - nerobritannicus (12/20/2013) [-]
ey bbygrl
ey bbygrl
#2895 to #2894 - ecov (12/20/2013) [-]
ETHAN MAD
#2896 to #2895 - nerobritannicus (12/20/2013) [-]
Why ethan mad? Who needs to die?
Why ethan mad? Who needs to die?
#2898 to #2897 - nerobritannicus (12/20/2013) [-]
kick her in the shins with the fury of 500 sadistic midgets.
#2899 to #2898 - ecov (12/20/2013) [-]
And it was on my desktop too    
   
AND FINALLY    
   
FINALLY IT WAS 						******					 MUSIC   
   
						*******					 CHRISTIAN MUSIC
And it was on my desktop too

AND FINALLY

FINALLY IT WAS ****** MUSIC

******* CHRISTIAN MUSIC
#2893 to #2872 - ecov (12/17/2013) [-]
It's times like this that I'm glad I'm single
#2873 to #2872 - ecov (12/17/2013) [-]
I would literally attempt murder on that faggot
#2874 to #2873 - nerobritannicus (12/17/2013) [-]
I was about to kick his ass but she stopped me, she didnt want us to get thrown out of the restaurant.
#2875 to #2874 - ecov (12/17/2013) [-]
I would still destroy him
#2876 to #2875 - nerobritannicus (12/17/2013) [-]
We at least had a nice time before he made me go all agro on his ass.
We at least had a nice time before he made me go all agro on his ass.
#2877 to #2876 - ecov (12/17/2013) [-]
So what did the girl do after all this?
So what did the girl do after all this?
#2878 to #2877 - nerobritannicus (12/17/2013) [-]
She sat him down, told him to **** off and never talk to her again, then asked the waiter to get someone to get him out of there. Im kinda glad too, i wouldve just made **** worse if i went at him.
#2880 to #2879 - nerobritannicus (12/17/2013) [-]
i still have leftovers though.
#2881 to #2880 - ecov (12/17/2013) [-]
I read that as hangovers
#2882 to #2881 - nerobritannicus (12/17/2013) [-]
im working on that one right now.
im working on that one right now.
#2883 to #2882 - ecov (12/17/2013) [-]
and I have to be back at work in 9 hours
#2884 to #2883 - nerobritannicus (12/17/2013) [-]
If it makes you feel better im going to be whipped with barbed wire and all other sorts of ****** up **** this sunday, also my girl wants me to meet her parents on xmas so i'll be seeing them with fresh-ish cuts bruises etc.
#2885 to #2884 - ecov (12/17/2013) [-]
maybe a little
maybe a little
#2886 to #2885 - nerobritannicus (12/17/2013) [-]
There we go buddy. Plus, i have no job still and am heavily reliant on my money i get from wrestling, which is ending in march.
#2887 to #2886 - ecov (12/17/2013) [-]
still a decent amount of time to find a job
still a decent amount of time to find a job
#2888 to #2887 - nerobritannicus (12/17/2013) [-]
I hope i do, i wouldnt even mind something at a desk if its just something to pay rent.
Right now im getting $400 every time im booked for an appearance.
#2889 to #2888 - ecov (12/17/2013) [-]
it's livable pay but very tight budget
#2890 to #2889 - nerobritannicus (12/17/2013) [-]
Im doing weekly bookings now which is about $1200 a month. Take away rent alone and i have $450 left.
#2891 to #2890 - ecov (12/17/2013) [-]
Holy 						****					 rent is expensive there
Holy **** rent is expensive there
#2892 to #2891 - nerobritannicus (12/17/2013) [-]
And now that im going out more and trying to actually make this thing work with my woman and myself, Most of that $450 is going to dinner dates, movies, and other couples activities that make me feel 40.
And now that im going out more and trying to actually make this thing work with my woman and myself, Most of that $450 is going to dinner dates, movies, and other couples activities that make me feel 40.
User avatar #2862 - kylekez (12/16/2013) [-]
Welcome home, ecov!
Nice to have you back.
#2863 to #2862 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
Oh hey dude what's up
and thanks glad to be back
User avatar #2864 to #2863 - kylekez (12/16/2013) [-]
Just been hanging out at home for a couple of weeks.
I finished my first term at college and have been doing absolutely nothing.

How was scary marine boot camp army guns and things?
User avatar #2865 to #2864 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
My generic boot camp copypasta

They had to break me both mentally and physically.
I had Drill instructors that were the cream of the crop that made sure I could never relax for 13 weeks. I was CS gassed as well. You don't know IT until you have had a Marine IT. One of my DI's was actually foaming at the mouth and I was honestly scared for my safety. I had to hike with 100lb of gear for 20 miles in rugged mountainous terrain for the crucible which is my "Rite of passage". I can also get a headshot from 500 yards away. Also what's sleep and time to chew food?

Also this was my Senior Drill Instructor when he was still a Green Belt DI
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKvAuc4UcBo

You can also scream, throw **** around the room, get in my face and I will remain having a blank emotionless face standing like a statue.

I have that aura of confidence that everybody around me will feel safe and I can bring somebody to the ground and beat the **** out of him

We were often referred to as a Modern Time Spartan
User avatar #2866 to #2865 - kylekez (12/16/2013) [-]
...Sounds horrifying.
I wouldn't want to do that, but I'm glad someone does.
As an ally country of mine, I'm expecting you folks to help us out.

I'm pretty happy just being a part of the media. I work with CP. lel.
User avatar #2867 to #2866 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
it's not as bad as it sounds to be honest

You just get used to it after a couple of weeks then it becomes hilarious with the dark humour you pick up

User avatar #2868 to #2867 - kylekez (12/16/2013) [-]
Aren't you tired, though?
I mean, the only thing I can compare with you is a basketball camp I went to at Gonzaga University.
We were drilled hard and non-stop for 2 weeks.
2 weeks, and I was exhausted.

Aren't you ready to just fall down and sleep forever?
#2869 to #2868 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
The first 5 days I slept a lot but now I've been so bored with everything I can't wait to go back. Today I went on a 6 mile hike with 60lbs of gears in 20F degree weather because I was just so 						*******					 bored and I don't feel even remotely sore after it. In boot camp you get the mental attitude to just get through the feelings of pain and tiredness at a subconscious level
The first 5 days I slept a lot but now I've been so bored with everything I can't wait to go back. Today I went on a 6 mile hike with 60lbs of gears in 20F degree weather because I was just so ******* bored and I don't feel even remotely sore after it. In boot camp you get the mental attitude to just get through the feelings of pain and tiredness at a subconscious level
User avatar #2870 to #2869 - kylekez (12/16/2013) [-]
So you're basically hard as **** , now?
#2871 to #2870 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
Well I still have to go through the school of infantry and I haven't been on a combat deployment yet so I'm not "hard as **** " but I'm not going to just back down. I'm going to **** somebody up if they come out me.
#2844 - xenxio ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
So this is what your profile looks like.....like all the others.
So this is what your profile looks like.....like all the others.
#2845 to #2844 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
I didn't know you were coming over   
   
I would have cleaned it up if I knew
I didn't know you were coming over

I would have cleaned it up if I knew
#2846 to #2845 - xenxio ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
Its always nice to talk with one of the people who take time to read my posts.
#2847 to #2846 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
Well you don't seem like the generic user on the thread so you caught my eye. Those people normally have the best things to say
Well you don't seem like the generic user on the thread so you caught my eye. Those people normally have the best things to say
#2848 to #2847 - xenxio ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
I've been asked the same question so many times to a point where i dont even reply back now.
I've been asked the same question so many times to a point where i dont even reply back now.
#2849 to #2848 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
And what question would that be?
And what question would that be?
#2850 to #2849 - xenxio ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
You know exactly what it is...
You know exactly what it is...
#2851 to #2850 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
The backwards talking? my second guess is gender
User avatar #2852 to #2851 - xenxio ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
Yes the backwards talking. And to satisfy your curiosity i am male. Needless to say i still think you said you would still look up my skirt.


#2853 to #2852 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
Look up his skirt   
   
I was trying to be funny    
   
everybody here is male until they provide a timestamp imo
Look up his skirt

I was trying to be funny

everybody here is male until they provide a timestamp imo
#2854 to #2853 - xenxio ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
And gay, dont forget gay.
#2855 to #2854 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
Yeah I learned that the hard way

I'm still messed up and trying to resort everything in my head
User avatar #2856 to #2855 - xenxio ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
What, you gay or something? Buy me dinner first and I'll consider it.
User avatar #2857 to #2856 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
"I'm not gay, I'm just ****** up" -ecov

My head goes both ways but my dick is straighter than pencil

User avatar #2858 to #2857 - xenxio ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
Which head were you talking about?
User avatar #2859 to #2858 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
My brain can go both ways as in being in a relationship but my dick is hetrosexual
User avatar #2860 to #2859 - xenxio ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
Hey man, mouths dont have genders
User avatar #2861 to #2860 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
fair point but I don't consider myself relationship material at the moment. I don't think that my current lifestyle could handle one

#2815 - colonelmustbang (12/14/2013) [-]
Remember that girl's friend i was telling you about? He 						*******					 broke his nose earlier.
Remember that girl's friend i was telling you about? He ******* broke his nose earlier.
#2836 to #2815 - ecov (12/14/2013) [-]
Well yeah    
   
Just got to make sure I don't 						*******					 lower my standards again *shivers*
Well yeah

Just got to make sure I don't ******* lower my standards again *shivers*
#2837 to #2836 - colonelmustbang (12/14/2013) [-]
you might have to though, you might be their wingman.
#2838 to #2837 - ecov (12/14/2013) [-]
I can handle a 5 or 6    
   
just no more of those 2s or 3s
I can handle a 5 or 6

just no more of those 2s or 3s
#2839 to #2838 - colonelmustbang (12/14/2013) [-]
You end up becoming the lord of 3's
#2840 to #2839 - ecov (12/14/2013) [-]
oh god please no
oh god please no
#2841 to #2840 - colonelmustbang (12/14/2013) [-]
Accept your fate
Accept your fate
#2842 to #2841 - ecov (12/14/2013) [-]
The only fate I'll accept is death on the battlefield
#2843 to #2842 - colonelmustbang (12/14/2013) [-]
death by snusnu from a tactical stanky bitch
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - ecov (12/14/2013) [-]
Now move in for the kill
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - colonelmustbang (12/14/2013) [-]
i already did
User avatar #2818 to #2817 - ecov (12/14/2013) [-]
on the girl or him?
#2814 - nerobritannicus (12/12/2013) [-]
lolu were b&. im on skype if you wana add me
#2800 to #2719 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Sounds like a decent idea
Sounds like a decent idea
#2801 to #2800 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Be sure to break a bottle over someone's head too.
#2802 to #2801 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Oh god I've always wanted to do that
Oh god I've always wanted to do that
#2803 to #2802 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Just pick a guy, call his mother a cunt and kick his ass.
#2805 to #2804 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
i just realized my music stopped like an hour ago. Oh god, the quiet, it burns.
#2806 to #2805 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Forgot to put it on loop

ya crazy bastard
#2807 to #2806 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
i may be crazy but i sir.. well okay im a crazy bastard.
i may be crazy but i sir.. well okay im a crazy bastard.
#2808 to #2807 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
CRAZY BASTARDS UNITE
#2809 to #2808 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
WE NEED A FLAG
#2812 to #2811 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
hey man I gotta bed

I'll talk to you later
#2781 to #2780 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Yeah what they dont tell you when you want to be a pro wrestler is that unless youre with a big company like ROH, TNA or WWE, youre ****** as far as disease control goes.
No tests at all, steroid abuse, drug abuse, aids, etc are huge in the indies. There's a wrestler who used to wrestle in the WWE called X-Pac. He has aids and is banned from wrestling in the U.S. japan and Mexico but he can still wrestle in the indies.
#2782 to #2781 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Note to self new 						*******					 become a pro wrestler
Note to self new ******* become a pro wrestler

#2783 to #2782 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Its on of the reasons why im retiring in a few months.
#2784 to #2783 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Are you under contract or something?
Are you under contract or something?
#2785 to #2784 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Kinda. I have a contract for a set number of appearances. Im working right now only for my friend's promotion here where i live. N.A.W. wrestling. Im working an angle right now where their top guy right now is going to retire me in a match. Our whole feud ends in march.
#2786 to #2785 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
So it's like waiting for a season on a TV show to end?
#2787 to #2786 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Yep. When an angle is written, we begin knowing when and how its going to end as soon as its started. So March 20th is the "season finale" where my character goes byebye.
Yep. When an angle is written, we begin knowing when and how its going to end as soon as its started. So March 20th is the "season finale" where my character goes byebye.
#2788 to #2787 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
I couldn't do wrestling

I would just deck the ****** in the jaw
#2789 to #2788 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
If you did that, youd just be a "stiff" wrestler. Which is my style.    
I put an extra 						****					 you in everything i do, it makes it look that much more real, and if you think im just being a dick, check this out, the man who trained my ass.    
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW6_0H44aQw
If you did that, youd just be a "stiff" wrestler. Which is my style.
I put an extra **** you in everything i do, it makes it look that much more real, and if you think im just being a dick, check this out, the man who trained my ass.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW6_0H44aQw
#2790 to #2789 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
yeah that would be my style   
   
When he pretty much stomped on that guys throat made me grin
yeah that would be my style

When he pretty much stomped on that guys throat made me grin
#2791 to #2790 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
I love seeing guys' faces when they get in the ring with me or other dudes who wrestle like that while they think "Oh dude, this 						****					 is 						*******					 easy/fake/soft etc.".
I love seeing guys' faces when they get in the ring with me or other dudes who wrestle like that while they think "Oh dude, this **** is ******* easy/fake/soft etc.".
#2792 to #2791 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
We now when I fight, my goal is to make sure they don't get up
#2793 to #2792 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Thats basically the mentality you need when you train these guys. Make them second guess themselves about wanting to wrestle. I mean, would you watch an action movie with some faggy romance actor who cant do scenes right or an action movie with Bruce Willis or Stallone?
Thats basically the mentality you need when you train these guys. Make them second guess themselves about wanting to wrestle. I mean, would you watch an action movie with some faggy romance actor who cant do scenes right or an action movie with Bruce Willis or Stallone?
#2794 to #2793 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Fair point    
   
The trick is to think they're going to die
Fair point

The trick is to think they're going to die
#2795 to #2794 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Exactly, when you make someone feel like theyre going to throw up and die, but they keep coming back, youve got a keeper.
#2796 to #2795 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to get in a bare knuckle fight already   
   
everything has been padded for now
I'd just like to get in a bare knuckle fight already

everything has been padded for now
#2797 to #2796 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Youre in nebraska, there has to be at least one hick who does bareknuckle boxing somewhere. I mean there are hicks like that all over the place here.
#2798 to #2797 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
oh I'm positive I can find a fight somewhere   
   
However got to remember that since I'm a Marine now I can't just go around walking with a black eye    
   
My Staff Sergeant and CO would probably get pretty pissed off at me for fighting   
   
My only hope is if I stop a robbery and be the crap out of a perpetrator or something
oh I'm positive I can find a fight somewhere

However got to remember that since I'm a Marine now I can't just go around walking with a black eye

My Staff Sergeant and CO would probably get pretty pissed off at me for fighting

My only hope is if I stop a robbery and be the crap out of a perpetrator or something
#2799 to #2798 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Pick a bar fight and say you stopped some butthole from mugging you.
Pick a bar fight and say you stopped some butthole from mugging you.
#2760 to #2719 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
I'll take one for the team for you
I'll take one for the team for you
#2761 to #2760 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
You just want to hump something dont you? Youre going to release your frustrations on fatty.
#2762 to #2761 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
I'm looking for a more emotional satisfaction by making somebody miserable than a sexual one    
   
Remember my libido has pretty much been turned off
I'm looking for a more emotional satisfaction by making somebody miserable than a sexual one

Remember my libido has pretty much been turned off
#2763 to #2762 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
********					, you can go ahead and ruin that whale's time by being epic but if she was skinny with sweet tits and a sweeter ass, youd be on her like a crackhead on a dollar.
******** , you can go ahead and ruin that whale's time by being epic but if she was skinny with sweet tits and a sweeter ass, youd be on her like a crackhead on a dollar.
#2764 to #2763 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Well I'm not stupid dude   
   
a 9 or 10 is a 9 or 10    
   
You don't throw those fishes back
Well I'm not stupid dude

a 9 or 10 is a 9 or 10

You don't throw those fishes back
#2765 to #2764 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
oh yeah, i never showed you, look.
#2766 to #2765 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
what the **** happened to your face?
#2767 to #2766 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
No sleep for 30hrs, and pro wrestling is what happened to my face.    
 combine that with my natural alcoholic swollen face and presto.
No sleep for 30hrs, and pro wrestling is what happened to my face.
combine that with my natural alcoholic swollen face and presto.
#2768 to #2767 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Well at least you can take a beating well
Well at least you can take a beating well
#2769 to #2768 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
You shouldve seen the blood as it was happening.
You shouldve seen the blood as it was happening.
#2770 to #2769 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Bet you freaked the 						****					 out of everybody around you
Bet you freaked the **** out of everybody around you
#2771 to #2770 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
It was gross, there were some guys there who were in training so i used them and i crawled to them and used them to pick myself up and i bled on them. Im not even sorry.
#2772 to #2771 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
their faces must of been priceless
#2773 to #2772 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
It was something like this.


I figured im getting payed in peanuts to do this **** , i might as well be an asshole about it.
#2774 to #2773 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
You should have been all wheezy gasping "Heeeelp me...."
#2775 to #2774 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
One of them quit because he didnt want to do that kind of stuff. The other one we found out was squeamish. There was a dude who puked in the ring though, there is actually a story i have about one of Bret Hart's nephews puking in the ring.
One of them quit because he didnt want to do that kind of stuff. The other one we found out was squeamish. There was a dude who puked in the ring though, there is actually a story i have about one of Bret Hart's nephews puking in the ring.
#2776 to #2775 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Oh god that's priceless
#2777 to #2776 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Story was, the guy, Teddy Hart, was in a cage match and when it ended he kept doing moonsaults onto people that werent expecting it. You could really **** people up doing that not to mention yourself. Well after one moonsault, he landed on a guy who was trying to get up and he broke the dude's arm, then Teddy puked on the mat and began kicking it at fans. Im pretty sure if you scrounge youtube hard enough you can find it.
#2778 to #2777 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
eww I think I'll pass
eww I think I'll pass
#2779 to #2778 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
There is another wrestler who got Hep-C from blading in a match. Poor ****** had a contract with TNA Wrestling too.
#2740 to #2719 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
welp there goes my fetish of nailing a MILF out the window when you put it like that
welp there goes my fetish of nailing a MILF out the window when you put it like that
#2741 to #2740 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
My over-thinking strikes again.
#2742 to #2741 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
As long as she doesn't come back for child support I should still be fine with it
#2743 to #2742 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Thats why i wrap it like itll go stale. I was scared to **** when some chick i used to bang kept trying to make her kid hang around me a lot, kept saying **** like "aww he's just like you' or "he has your temper" and she said she didnt know the dad. I bailed and bailed hard.
#2744 to #2743 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Same thing happened before I left for boot   
   
Ex GF wanted to get back together. Was pulling the same 						****					 but she was also pregnant with a second kid. So I fingerbanged her and scrammed   
   
I think the emotional trauma I gave her made he go into labor   
   
						****					 was funny as hell for me
Same thing happened before I left for boot

Ex GF wanted to get back together. Was pulling the same **** but she was also pregnant with a second kid. So I fingerbanged her and scrammed

I think the emotional trauma I gave her made he go into labor

**** was funny as hell for me
#2745 to #2744 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
I think pregnant sex is gross, but points for forcing labor due to ballin' on a bitch.
#2746 to #2745 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Yeah I want to think of it as payback for all the **** she made me put up with for the 2 years we were together

She was the one I ran in the blizzard and almost killed myself in it
#2747 to #2746 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
You shouldve said something cheeky before leaving. Like a cheesy 90's action movie quote that didnt fit the situation.
#2748 to #2747 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Payback is a birth huh?
#2749 to #2748 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Cheesier, with more Schwarzenegger
Cheesier, with more Schwarzenegger
#2750 to #2749 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
I won't be back in cheesy Schwarzenegger voice
#2752 to #2751 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Or this
Porky Pig Cartoon Ending "That's All Folks!"

Or this
#2753 to #2752 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
There should be medals for this kind of stuff.
There should be medals for this kind of stuff.
#2754 to #2753 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Now I just want to find a girl so I can break up with her like this
#2755 to #2754 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
you can borrow my friend, im ready to suplex her ass.
#2756 to #2755 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
what did she do?
what did she do?
#2757 to #2756 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
She constantly bugs the 						****					 out of me at 5-6am just to talk because her nocturnal ass is bored. I need muh 						*******					 sleep.
She constantly bugs the **** out of me at 5-6am just to talk because her nocturnal ass is bored. I need muh ******* sleep.
#2758 to #2757 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
As long as she's half decent looking I'm game

I'm not going to have one of those cheap stripper girl in my bed again
#2759 to #2758 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
oh no she's fat. reaallly very fat.
oh no she's fat. reaallly very fat.
#2721 to #2720 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Hi. back from work?
Hi. back from work?
#2722 to #2721 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Yeah    
   
My Staff sergeant basically said to walk around the mall for 8 hours passing out cards for people to come into the recruiting station   
   
Then I hanged out at the station for another 2 hours doing nothing
Yeah

My Staff sergeant basically said to walk around the mall for 8 hours passing out cards for people to come into the recruiting station

Then I hanged out at the station for another 2 hours doing nothing
#2723 to #2722 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
That sounds terribly boring. You should game or watch something.
#2724 to #2723 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
I actually bought some dumbbells before coming back from work today so I was thinking of working out/ threading
I actually bought some dumbbells before coming back from work today so I was thinking of working out/ threading
#2725 to #2724 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Toguro always irked me, his muscles are bizarre.
#2726 to #2725 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
yeah but yusuke still came out on top
#2727 to #2726 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
That reminds me, i downloaded the entire series and it didnt work at all. Im still assmad about that.
#2728 to #2727 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Computer's FW    
   
also I love these dumb bells    
   
they may only be 20lbs each but they look like 60lbs
Computer's FW

also I love these dumb bells

they may only be 20lbs each but they look like 60lbs
#2729 to #2728 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
i always make mine look smaller than they originally are so, no hope for me on that one.
45kg dumbells looked like normal 20kg and its all gay and i hate it. I hate being big.
#2730 to #2729 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
It doesn't really matter what they look like as long as you can smoke the competition
It doesn't really matter what they look like as long as you can smoke the competition
#2731 to #2730 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
I started lifting to impress the ladies tho
#2732 to #2731 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Just get to the point where you can rip your shirt by flexing   
   
that normally works for cali girls I think
Just get to the point where you can rip your shirt by flexing

that normally works for cali girls I think
#2733 to #2732 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
No they like depressing emo kids now.
#2735 to #2734 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
The only reason i get laid anymore is single moms looking for a quick dicking or ugly biker bitches.
The only reason i get laid anymore is single moms looking for a quick dicking or ugly biker bitches.
#2736 to #2735 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
That's more than what I get
That's more than what I get
#2737 to #2736 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Quality over quantity and im not getting quality. I cant bring myself to go down south on a mom, it makes me feel, eww.
#2738 to #2737 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
I guess it's just ain't the same?
I guess it's just ain't the same?
#2739 to #2738 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
I keep imagining the loads that were blown in them, and the gruesome scene that was their labor and then i feel like i can smell it then i hurl internally.
I keep imagining the loads that were blown in them, and the gruesome scene that was their labor and then i feel like i can smell it then i hurl internally.
#2716 - fimirae (12/07/2013) [-]
We need to talk. Message me asap.
We need to talk. Message me asap.
User avatar #2668 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
im so gay and i like dicks a bunch
#2689 to #2668 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
I have never physically have been in the same room of either of you too so I can't ye or nee that statement
User avatar #2704 to #2689 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
i unno, personal hues
#2705 to #2704 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
dude I'm so bored   
   
I'm ready to go back to military life   
   
this civilian 						********					 is too boring
dude I'm so bored

I'm ready to go back to military life

this civilian ******** is too boring
#2706 to #2705 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
das how i became a ******* nutbar when i came home.
#2707 to #2706 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
I want to go back and start blowing **** up

27 days seperate me from grenades, Javelins and a SAW
#2708 to #2707 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
you quit it
#2709 to #2708 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
oh well I guess I'll just have to take out my rifle later today and blow through a couple boxes
oh well I guess I'll just have to take out my rifle later today and blow through a couple boxes
#2710 to #2709 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
there you go bbygrl.
there you go bbygrl.
#2711 to #2710 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
So how has work been for you?
#2712 to #2711 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
<<   
   
no people renting yet save for 2.
<<

no people renting yet save for 2.
#2713 to #2712 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
Filthy French peasants

also I'll back in an hour or so

I want to shoot before the sun goes down
User avatar #2714 to #2713 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
bai sexcream
#2715 to #2714 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
Damn it was cold
#2690 to #2689 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
very weird, rawr~
very weird, rawr~
#2691 to #2690 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
now behave yourself    
Don't want to get banned again eh?
now behave yourself
Don't want to get banned again eh?
#2692 to #2691 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
oh crap i forgot. ;w;
oh crap i forgot. ;w;
#2693 to #2692 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
FJ really has fallen into the *****

I remember when we could just post porn in the comments and not a single **** was given
#2694 to #2693 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
yeah, i just dont like me getting banned for innuendos. anyway i have to go to bed. Goodnight EE.
yeah, i just dont like me getting banned for innuendos. anyway i have to go to bed. Goodnight EE.
User avatar #2695 to #2694 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
night Jas
#2696 to #2695 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #2697 to #2696 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
hue
#2698 to #2697 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
im gunna murder both of you homos.
im gunna murder both of you homos.
#2700 to #2699 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
i hope to god she didnt snoop.
#2701 to #2700 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
hue hue hue
#2702 to #2701 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
oh well, i changed my password, shes a cunt and her vag is huge. HA! she cant see this. I can talk all kinds of **** on that girl.
#2703 to #2702 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
Oh god I've missed twinkies    
   
also why's that
Oh god I've missed twinkies

also why's that
User avatar #2669 to #2668 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
#MASTR #HAK0R
User avatar #2670 to #2669 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
hey gurl wana touch penises?
#2672 to #2671 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#2673 to #2672 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
The only person I know who uses those type of gifs is Jas

Ello Dere
#2674 to #2673 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
okai how about now?
#2675 to #2674 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
oh ello dere Josh
#2676 to #2675 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
Hai EE.
#2677 to #2676 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
Oh look your package came
#2678 to #2677 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
but i dont want that
but i dont want that
#2680 to #2679 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
i deleted my account
#2681 to #2680 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
I was curious about that
I was curious about that
#2682 to #2681 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
i got bored with it. You and josh are the only ones i talk to, or want to talk to.
#2683 to #2682 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
fair enough but how did you get josh's password?
#2684 to #2683 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
google's password recovery. He used to use my laptop for games when we lived together. If i was a bitch i could go on everything he logged into on my laptop.
#2685 to #2684 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
Clever girl
#2686 to #2685 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
He's too far away to murder me for it ^^
#2687 to #2686 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
yes however you two are both so coo coo for cocoa puffs you make me (a borderline psychopath) feel normal
yes however you two are both so coo coo for cocoa puffs you make me (a borderline psychopath) feel normal
#2688 to #2687 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
we're only weird when we're in the same room.
we're only weird when we're in the same room.
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