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User avatar #2862 - kylekez (12/16/2013) [-]
Welcome home, ecov!
Nice to have you back.
#2863 to #2862 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
Oh hey dude what's up
and thanks glad to be back
User avatar #2864 to #2863 - kylekez (12/16/2013) [-]
Just been hanging out at home for a couple of weeks.
I finished my first term at college and have been doing absolutely nothing.

How was scary marine boot camp army guns and things?
User avatar #2865 to #2864 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
My generic boot camp copypasta

They had to break me both mentally and physically.
I had Drill instructors that were the cream of the crop that made sure I could never relax for 13 weeks. I was CS gassed as well. You don't know IT until you have had a Marine IT. One of my DI's was actually foaming at the mouth and I was honestly scared for my safety. I had to hike with 100lb of gear for 20 miles in rugged mountainous terrain for the crucible which is my "Rite of passage". I can also get a headshot from 500 yards away. Also what's sleep and time to chew food?

Also this was my Senior Drill Instructor when he was still a Green Belt DI
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKvAuc4UcBo

You can also scream, throw **** around the room, get in my face and I will remain having a blank emotionless face standing like a statue.

I have that aura of confidence that everybody around me will feel safe and I can bring somebody to the ground and beat the **** out of him

We were often referred to as a Modern Time Spartan
User avatar #2866 to #2865 - kylekez (12/16/2013) [-]
...Sounds horrifying.
I wouldn't want to do that, but I'm glad someone does.
As an ally country of mine, I'm expecting you folks to help us out.

I'm pretty happy just being a part of the media. I work with CP. lel.
User avatar #2867 to #2866 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
it's not as bad as it sounds to be honest

You just get used to it after a couple of weeks then it becomes hilarious with the dark humour you pick up

User avatar #2868 to #2867 - kylekez (12/16/2013) [-]
Aren't you tired, though?
I mean, the only thing I can compare with you is a basketball camp I went to at Gonzaga University.
We were drilled hard and non-stop for 2 weeks.
2 weeks, and I was exhausted.

Aren't you ready to just fall down and sleep forever?
#2869 to #2868 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
The first 5 days I slept a lot but now I've been so bored with everything I can't wait to go back. Today I went on a 6 mile hike with 60lbs of gears in 20F degree weather because I was just so 						*******					 bored and I don't feel even remotely sore after it. In boot camp you get the mental attitude to just get through the feelings of pain and tiredness at a subconscious level
The first 5 days I slept a lot but now I've been so bored with everything I can't wait to go back. Today I went on a 6 mile hike with 60lbs of gears in 20F degree weather because I was just so ******* bored and I don't feel even remotely sore after it. In boot camp you get the mental attitude to just get through the feelings of pain and tiredness at a subconscious level
User avatar #2870 to #2869 - kylekez (12/16/2013) [-]
So you're basically hard as **** , now?
#2871 to #2870 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
Well I still have to go through the school of infantry and I haven't been on a combat deployment yet so I'm not "hard as **** " but I'm not going to just back down. I'm going to **** somebody up if they come out me.
#2844 - xenxio (12/16/2013) [-]
So this is what your profile looks like.....like all the others.
So this is what your profile looks like.....like all the others.
#2845 to #2844 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
I didn't know you were coming over   
   
I would have cleaned it up if I knew
I didn't know you were coming over

I would have cleaned it up if I knew
#2846 to #2845 - xenxio (12/16/2013) [-]
Its always nice to talk with one of the people who take time to read my posts.
#2847 to #2846 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
Well you don't seem like the generic user on the thread so you caught my eye. Those people normally have the best things to say
Well you don't seem like the generic user on the thread so you caught my eye. Those people normally have the best things to say
#2848 to #2847 - xenxio (12/16/2013) [-]
I've been asked the same question so many times to a point where i dont even reply back now.
I've been asked the same question so many times to a point where i dont even reply back now.
#2849 to #2848 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
And what question would that be?
And what question would that be?
#2850 to #2849 - xenxio (12/16/2013) [-]
You know exactly what it is...
You know exactly what it is...
#2851 to #2850 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
The backwards talking? my second guess is gender
User avatar #2852 to #2851 - xenxio (12/16/2013) [-]
Yes the backwards talking. And to satisfy your curiosity i am male. Needless to say i still think you said you would still look up my skirt.


#2853 to #2852 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
Look up his skirt   
   
I was trying to be funny    
   
everybody here is male until they provide a timestamp imo
Look up his skirt

I was trying to be funny

everybody here is male until they provide a timestamp imo
#2854 to #2853 - xenxio (12/16/2013) [-]
And gay, dont forget gay.
#2855 to #2854 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
Yeah I learned that the hard way

I'm still messed up and trying to resort everything in my head
User avatar #2856 to #2855 - xenxio (12/16/2013) [-]
What, you gay or something? Buy me dinner first and I'll consider it.
User avatar #2857 to #2856 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
"I'm not gay, I'm just ****** up" -ecov

My head goes both ways but my dick is straighter than pencil

User avatar #2858 to #2857 - xenxio (12/16/2013) [-]
Which head were you talking about?
User avatar #2859 to #2858 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
My brain can go both ways as in being in a relationship but my dick is hetrosexual
User avatar #2860 to #2859 - xenxio (12/16/2013) [-]
Hey man, mouths dont have genders
User avatar #2861 to #2860 - ecov (12/16/2013) [-]
fair point but I don't consider myself relationship material at the moment. I don't think that my current lifestyle could handle one

#2815 - colonelmustbang (12/14/2013) [-]
Remember that girl's friend i was telling you about? He 						*******					 broke his nose earlier.
Remember that girl's friend i was telling you about? He ******* broke his nose earlier.
#2836 to #2815 - ecov (12/14/2013) [-]
Well yeah    
   
Just got to make sure I don't 						*******					 lower my standards again *shivers*
Well yeah

Just got to make sure I don't ******* lower my standards again *shivers*
#2837 to #2836 - colonelmustbang (12/14/2013) [-]
you might have to though, you might be their wingman.
#2838 to #2837 - ecov (12/14/2013) [-]
I can handle a 5 or 6    
   
just no more of those 2s or 3s
I can handle a 5 or 6

just no more of those 2s or 3s
#2839 to #2838 - colonelmustbang (12/14/2013) [-]
You end up becoming the lord of 3's
#2840 to #2839 - ecov (12/14/2013) [-]
oh god please no
oh god please no
#2841 to #2840 - colonelmustbang (12/14/2013) [-]
Accept your fate
Accept your fate
#2842 to #2841 - ecov (12/14/2013) [-]
The only fate I'll accept is death on the battlefield
#2843 to #2842 - colonelmustbang (12/14/2013) [-]
death by snusnu from a tactical stanky bitch
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - ecov (12/14/2013) [-]
Now move in for the kill
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - colonelmustbang (12/14/2013) [-]
i already did
User avatar #2818 to #2817 - ecov (12/14/2013) [-]
on the girl or him?
#2814 - nerobritannicus (12/12/2013) [-]
lolu were b&. im on skype if you wana add me
#2800 to #2719 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Sounds like a decent idea
Sounds like a decent idea
#2801 to #2800 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Be sure to break a bottle over someone's head too.
#2802 to #2801 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Oh god I've always wanted to do that
Oh god I've always wanted to do that
#2803 to #2802 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Just pick a guy, call his mother a cunt and kick his ass.
#2805 to #2804 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
i just realized my music stopped like an hour ago. Oh god, the quiet, it burns.
#2806 to #2805 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Forgot to put it on loop

ya crazy bastard
#2807 to #2806 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
i may be crazy but i sir.. well okay im a crazy bastard.
i may be crazy but i sir.. well okay im a crazy bastard.
#2808 to #2807 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
CRAZY BASTARDS UNITE
#2809 to #2808 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
WE NEED A FLAG
#2812 to #2811 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
hey man I gotta bed

I'll talk to you later
#2781 to #2780 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Yeah what they dont tell you when you want to be a pro wrestler is that unless youre with a big company like ROH, TNA or WWE, youre ****** as far as disease control goes.
No tests at all, steroid abuse, drug abuse, aids, etc are huge in the indies. There's a wrestler who used to wrestle in the WWE called X-Pac. He has aids and is banned from wrestling in the U.S. japan and Mexico but he can still wrestle in the indies.
#2782 to #2781 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Note to self new 						*******					 become a pro wrestler
Note to self new ******* become a pro wrestler

#2783 to #2782 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Its on of the reasons why im retiring in a few months.
#2784 to #2783 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Are you under contract or something?
Are you under contract or something?
#2785 to #2784 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Kinda. I have a contract for a set number of appearances. Im working right now only for my friend's promotion here where i live. N.A.W. wrestling. Im working an angle right now where their top guy right now is going to retire me in a match. Our whole feud ends in march.
#2786 to #2785 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
So it's like waiting for a season on a TV show to end?
#2787 to #2786 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Yep. When an angle is written, we begin knowing when and how its going to end as soon as its started. So March 20th is the "season finale" where my character goes byebye.
Yep. When an angle is written, we begin knowing when and how its going to end as soon as its started. So March 20th is the "season finale" where my character goes byebye.
#2788 to #2787 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
I couldn't do wrestling

I would just deck the ****** in the jaw
#2789 to #2788 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
If you did that, youd just be a "stiff" wrestler. Which is my style.    
I put an extra 						****					 you in everything i do, it makes it look that much more real, and if you think im just being a dick, check this out, the man who trained my ass.    
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW6_0H44aQw
If you did that, youd just be a "stiff" wrestler. Which is my style.
I put an extra **** you in everything i do, it makes it look that much more real, and if you think im just being a dick, check this out, the man who trained my ass.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW6_0H44aQw
#2790 to #2789 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
yeah that would be my style   
   
When he pretty much stomped on that guys throat made me grin
yeah that would be my style

When he pretty much stomped on that guys throat made me grin
#2791 to #2790 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
I love seeing guys' faces when they get in the ring with me or other dudes who wrestle like that while they think "Oh dude, this 						****					 is 						*******					 easy/fake/soft etc.".
I love seeing guys' faces when they get in the ring with me or other dudes who wrestle like that while they think "Oh dude, this **** is ******* easy/fake/soft etc.".
#2792 to #2791 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
We now when I fight, my goal is to make sure they don't get up
#2793 to #2792 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Thats basically the mentality you need when you train these guys. Make them second guess themselves about wanting to wrestle. I mean, would you watch an action movie with some faggy romance actor who cant do scenes right or an action movie with Bruce Willis or Stallone?
Thats basically the mentality you need when you train these guys. Make them second guess themselves about wanting to wrestle. I mean, would you watch an action movie with some faggy romance actor who cant do scenes right or an action movie with Bruce Willis or Stallone?
#2794 to #2793 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Fair point    
   
The trick is to think they're going to die
Fair point

The trick is to think they're going to die
#2795 to #2794 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Exactly, when you make someone feel like theyre going to throw up and die, but they keep coming back, youve got a keeper.
#2796 to #2795 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to get in a bare knuckle fight already   
   
everything has been padded for now
I'd just like to get in a bare knuckle fight already

everything has been padded for now
#2797 to #2796 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Youre in nebraska, there has to be at least one hick who does bareknuckle boxing somewhere. I mean there are hicks like that all over the place here.
#2798 to #2797 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
oh I'm positive I can find a fight somewhere   
   
However got to remember that since I'm a Marine now I can't just go around walking with a black eye    
   
My Staff Sergeant and CO would probably get pretty pissed off at me for fighting   
   
My only hope is if I stop a robbery and be the crap out of a perpetrator or something
oh I'm positive I can find a fight somewhere

However got to remember that since I'm a Marine now I can't just go around walking with a black eye

My Staff Sergeant and CO would probably get pretty pissed off at me for fighting

My only hope is if I stop a robbery and be the crap out of a perpetrator or something
#2799 to #2798 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Pick a bar fight and say you stopped some butthole from mugging you.
Pick a bar fight and say you stopped some butthole from mugging you.
#2760 to #2719 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
I'll take one for the team for you
I'll take one for the team for you
#2761 to #2760 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
You just want to hump something dont you? Youre going to release your frustrations on fatty.
#2762 to #2761 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
I'm looking for a more emotional satisfaction by making somebody miserable than a sexual one    
   
Remember my libido has pretty much been turned off
I'm looking for a more emotional satisfaction by making somebody miserable than a sexual one

Remember my libido has pretty much been turned off
#2763 to #2762 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
********					, you can go ahead and ruin that whale's time by being epic but if she was skinny with sweet tits and a sweeter ass, youd be on her like a crackhead on a dollar.
******** , you can go ahead and ruin that whale's time by being epic but if she was skinny with sweet tits and a sweeter ass, youd be on her like a crackhead on a dollar.
#2764 to #2763 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Well I'm not stupid dude   
   
a 9 or 10 is a 9 or 10    
   
You don't throw those fishes back
Well I'm not stupid dude

a 9 or 10 is a 9 or 10

You don't throw those fishes back
#2765 to #2764 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
oh yeah, i never showed you, look.
#2766 to #2765 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
what the **** happened to your face?
#2767 to #2766 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
No sleep for 30hrs, and pro wrestling is what happened to my face.    
 combine that with my natural alcoholic swollen face and presto.
No sleep for 30hrs, and pro wrestling is what happened to my face.
combine that with my natural alcoholic swollen face and presto.
#2768 to #2767 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Well at least you can take a beating well
Well at least you can take a beating well
#2769 to #2768 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
You shouldve seen the blood as it was happening.
You shouldve seen the blood as it was happening.
#2770 to #2769 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Bet you freaked the 						****					 out of everybody around you
Bet you freaked the **** out of everybody around you
#2771 to #2770 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
It was gross, there were some guys there who were in training so i used them and i crawled to them and used them to pick myself up and i bled on them. Im not even sorry.
#2772 to #2771 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
their faces must of been priceless
#2773 to #2772 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
It was something like this.


I figured im getting payed in peanuts to do this **** , i might as well be an asshole about it.
#2774 to #2773 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
You should have been all wheezy gasping "Heeeelp me...."
#2775 to #2774 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
One of them quit because he didnt want to do that kind of stuff. The other one we found out was squeamish. There was a dude who puked in the ring though, there is actually a story i have about one of Bret Hart's nephews puking in the ring.
One of them quit because he didnt want to do that kind of stuff. The other one we found out was squeamish. There was a dude who puked in the ring though, there is actually a story i have about one of Bret Hart's nephews puking in the ring.
#2776 to #2775 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Oh god that's priceless
#2777 to #2776 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Story was, the guy, Teddy Hart, was in a cage match and when it ended he kept doing moonsaults onto people that werent expecting it. You could really **** people up doing that not to mention yourself. Well after one moonsault, he landed on a guy who was trying to get up and he broke the dude's arm, then Teddy puked on the mat and began kicking it at fans. Im pretty sure if you scrounge youtube hard enough you can find it.
#2778 to #2777 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
eww I think I'll pass
eww I think I'll pass
#2779 to #2778 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
There is another wrestler who got Hep-C from blading in a match. Poor ****** had a contract with TNA Wrestling too.
#2740 to #2719 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
welp there goes my fetish of nailing a MILF out the window when you put it like that
welp there goes my fetish of nailing a MILF out the window when you put it like that
#2741 to #2740 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
My over-thinking strikes again.
#2742 to #2741 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
As long as she doesn't come back for child support I should still be fine with it
#2743 to #2742 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Thats why i wrap it like itll go stale. I was scared to **** when some chick i used to bang kept trying to make her kid hang around me a lot, kept saying **** like "aww he's just like you' or "he has your temper" and she said she didnt know the dad. I bailed and bailed hard.
#2744 to #2743 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Same thing happened before I left for boot   
   
Ex GF wanted to get back together. Was pulling the same 						****					 but she was also pregnant with a second kid. So I fingerbanged her and scrammed   
   
I think the emotional trauma I gave her made he go into labor   
   
						****					 was funny as hell for me
Same thing happened before I left for boot

Ex GF wanted to get back together. Was pulling the same **** but she was also pregnant with a second kid. So I fingerbanged her and scrammed

I think the emotional trauma I gave her made he go into labor

**** was funny as hell for me
#2745 to #2744 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
I think pregnant sex is gross, but points for forcing labor due to ballin' on a bitch.
#2746 to #2745 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Yeah I want to think of it as payback for all the **** she made me put up with for the 2 years we were together

She was the one I ran in the blizzard and almost killed myself in it
#2747 to #2746 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
You shouldve said something cheeky before leaving. Like a cheesy 90's action movie quote that didnt fit the situation.
#2748 to #2747 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Payback is a birth huh?
#2749 to #2748 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Cheesier, with more Schwarzenegger
Cheesier, with more Schwarzenegger
#2750 to #2749 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
I won't be back in cheesy Schwarzenegger voice
#2752 to #2751 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Or this
Porky Pig Cartoon Ending "That's All Folks!"

Or this
#2753 to #2752 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
There should be medals for this kind of stuff.
There should be medals for this kind of stuff.
#2754 to #2753 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Now I just want to find a girl so I can break up with her like this
#2755 to #2754 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
you can borrow my friend, im ready to suplex her ass.
#2756 to #2755 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
what did she do?
what did she do?
#2757 to #2756 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
She constantly bugs the 						****					 out of me at 5-6am just to talk because her nocturnal ass is bored. I need muh 						*******					 sleep.
She constantly bugs the **** out of me at 5-6am just to talk because her nocturnal ass is bored. I need muh ******* sleep.
#2758 to #2757 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
As long as she's half decent looking I'm game

I'm not going to have one of those cheap stripper girl in my bed again
#2759 to #2758 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
oh no she's fat. reaallly very fat.
oh no she's fat. reaallly very fat.
#2721 to #2720 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Hi. back from work?
Hi. back from work?
#2722 to #2721 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Yeah    
   
My Staff sergeant basically said to walk around the mall for 8 hours passing out cards for people to come into the recruiting station   
   
Then I hanged out at the station for another 2 hours doing nothing
Yeah

My Staff sergeant basically said to walk around the mall for 8 hours passing out cards for people to come into the recruiting station

Then I hanged out at the station for another 2 hours doing nothing
#2723 to #2722 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
That sounds terribly boring. You should game or watch something.
#2724 to #2723 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
I actually bought some dumbbells before coming back from work today so I was thinking of working out/ threading
I actually bought some dumbbells before coming back from work today so I was thinking of working out/ threading
#2725 to #2724 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Toguro always irked me, his muscles are bizarre.
#2726 to #2725 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
yeah but yusuke still came out on top
#2727 to #2726 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
That reminds me, i downloaded the entire series and it didnt work at all. Im still assmad about that.
#2728 to #2727 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Computer's FW    
   
also I love these dumb bells    
   
they may only be 20lbs each but they look like 60lbs
Computer's FW

also I love these dumb bells

they may only be 20lbs each but they look like 60lbs
#2729 to #2728 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
i always make mine look smaller than they originally are so, no hope for me on that one.
45kg dumbells looked like normal 20kg and its all gay and i hate it. I hate being big.
#2730 to #2729 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
It doesn't really matter what they look like as long as you can smoke the competition
It doesn't really matter what they look like as long as you can smoke the competition
#2731 to #2730 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
I started lifting to impress the ladies tho
#2732 to #2731 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
Just get to the point where you can rip your shirt by flexing   
   
that normally works for cali girls I think
Just get to the point where you can rip your shirt by flexing

that normally works for cali girls I think
#2733 to #2732 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
No they like depressing emo kids now.
#2735 to #2734 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
The only reason i get laid anymore is single moms looking for a quick dicking or ugly biker bitches.
The only reason i get laid anymore is single moms looking for a quick dicking or ugly biker bitches.
#2736 to #2735 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
That's more than what I get
That's more than what I get
#2737 to #2736 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
Quality over quantity and im not getting quality. I cant bring myself to go down south on a mom, it makes me feel, eww.
#2738 to #2737 - ecov (12/11/2013) [-]
I guess it's just ain't the same?
I guess it's just ain't the same?
#2739 to #2738 - nerobritannicus (12/11/2013) [-]
I keep imagining the loads that were blown in them, and the gruesome scene that was their labor and then i feel like i can smell it then i hurl internally.
I keep imagining the loads that were blown in them, and the gruesome scene that was their labor and then i feel like i can smell it then i hurl internally.
#2716 - fimirae (12/07/2013) [-]
We need to talk. Message me asap.
We need to talk. Message me asap.
User avatar #2668 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
im so gay and i like dicks a bunch
#2689 to #2668 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
I have never physically have been in the same room of either of you too so I can't ye or nee that statement
User avatar #2704 to #2689 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
i unno, personal hues
#2705 to #2704 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
dude I'm so bored   
   
I'm ready to go back to military life   
   
this civilian 						********					 is too boring
dude I'm so bored

I'm ready to go back to military life

this civilian ******** is too boring
#2706 to #2705 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
das how i became a ******* nutbar when i came home.
#2707 to #2706 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
I want to go back and start blowing **** up

27 days seperate me from grenades, Javelins and a SAW
#2708 to #2707 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
you quit it
#2709 to #2708 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
oh well I guess I'll just have to take out my rifle later today and blow through a couple boxes
oh well I guess I'll just have to take out my rifle later today and blow through a couple boxes
#2710 to #2709 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
there you go bbygrl.
there you go bbygrl.
#2711 to #2710 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
So how has work been for you?
#2712 to #2711 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
<<   
   
no people renting yet save for 2.
<<

no people renting yet save for 2.
#2713 to #2712 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
Filthy French peasants

also I'll back in an hour or so

I want to shoot before the sun goes down
User avatar #2714 to #2713 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
bai sexcream
#2715 to #2714 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
Damn it was cold
#2690 to #2689 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
very weird, rawr~
very weird, rawr~
#2691 to #2690 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
now behave yourself    
Don't want to get banned again eh?
now behave yourself
Don't want to get banned again eh?
#2692 to #2691 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
oh crap i forgot. ;w;
oh crap i forgot. ;w;
#2693 to #2692 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
FJ really has fallen into the *****

I remember when we could just post porn in the comments and not a single **** was given
#2694 to #2693 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
yeah, i just dont like me getting banned for innuendos. anyway i have to go to bed. Goodnight EE.
yeah, i just dont like me getting banned for innuendos. anyway i have to go to bed. Goodnight EE.
User avatar #2695 to #2694 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
night Jas
#2696 to #2695 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #2697 to #2696 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
hue
#2698 to #2697 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
im gunna murder both of you homos.
im gunna murder both of you homos.
#2700 to #2699 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
i hope to god she didnt snoop.
#2701 to #2700 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
hue hue hue
#2702 to #2701 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
oh well, i changed my password, shes a cunt and her vag is huge. HA! she cant see this. I can talk all kinds of **** on that girl.
#2703 to #2702 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
Oh god I've missed twinkies    
   
also why's that
Oh god I've missed twinkies

also why's that
User avatar #2669 to #2668 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
#MASTR #HAK0R
User avatar #2670 to #2669 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
hey gurl wana touch penises?
#2672 to #2671 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#2673 to #2672 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
The only person I know who uses those type of gifs is Jas

Ello Dere
#2674 to #2673 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
okai how about now?
#2675 to #2674 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
oh ello dere Josh
#2676 to #2675 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
Hai EE.
#2677 to #2676 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
Oh look your package came
#2678 to #2677 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
but i dont want that
but i dont want that
#2680 to #2679 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
i deleted my account
#2681 to #2680 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
I was curious about that
I was curious about that
#2682 to #2681 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
i got bored with it. You and josh are the only ones i talk to, or want to talk to.
#2683 to #2682 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
fair enough but how did you get josh's password?
#2684 to #2683 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
google's password recovery. He used to use my laptop for games when we lived together. If i was a bitch i could go on everything he logged into on my laptop.
#2685 to #2684 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
Clever girl
#2686 to #2685 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
He's too far away to murder me for it ^^
#2687 to #2686 - ecov (12/04/2013) [-]
yes however you two are both so coo coo for cocoa puffs you make me (a borderline psychopath) feel normal
yes however you two are both so coo coo for cocoa puffs you make me (a borderline psychopath) feel normal
#2688 to #2687 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/04/2013) [-]
we're only weird when we're in the same room.
we're only weird when we're in the same room.
#2630 - ecov (12/03/2013) [-]
Lordnagi
Lordnagi
#2651 to #2630 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/03/2013) [-]
its pirated.
#2652 to #2651 - ecov (12/03/2013) [-]
buy it faggot   
   
buy it for bubba
buy it faggot

buy it for bubba
#2653 to #2652 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/03/2013) [-]
***** fuk bubba
#2655 to #2654 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/03/2013) [-]
i'll pee on you
i'll pee on you
#2657 to #2656 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/03/2013) [-]
ur mum is lewd
ur mum is lewd
#2658 to #2657 - ecov (12/03/2013) [-]
nuuuu

also I sketched
#2659 to #2658 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/03/2013) [-]
i like it.
i like it.
#2660 to #2659 - ecov (12/03/2013) [-]
I did more
User avatar #2661 to #2660 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/03/2013) [-]
gimme all
#2663 to #2661 - ecov (12/03/2013) [-]
final one
User avatar #2664 to #2663 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/03/2013) [-]
das good bbygrl
User avatar #2665 to #2664 - ecov (12/03/2013) [-]
yay
User avatar #2666 to #2665 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/03/2013) [-]
i gotta go, work in 15 min. bai bbygrl.
User avatar #2667 to #2666 - ecov (12/03/2013) [-]
peace
#2662 to #2661 - ecov (12/03/2013) [-]
one more
#2631 to #2630 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/03/2013) [-]
ohai etard.
ohai etard.
#2632 to #2631 - ecov (12/03/2013) [-]
Jas got banned while talking to me    
   
						****					 was hilarious
Jas got banned while talking to me

**** was hilarious
#2633 to #2632 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/03/2013) [-]
ew, i dont want to know what you were talking about then.
#2634 to #2633 - ecov (12/03/2013) [-]
I think she deleted her account
#2635 to #2634 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/03/2013) [-]
You know you can disable your account too right? Thats what i did before, 'member?
You know you can disable your account too right? Thats what i did before, 'member?
#2636 to #2635 - ecov (12/03/2013) [-]
oh don't know why though
oh don't know why though
#2637 to #2636 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/03/2013) [-]
Same reason everyone else does, for hues.
Same reason everyone else does, for hues.
#2638 to #2637 - ecov (12/03/2013) [-]
seems pointless to me
seems pointless to me
#2639 to #2638 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/03/2013) [-]
ur just too gey to get it
ur just too gey to get it
User avatar #2640 to #2639 - ecov (12/03/2013) [-]
or too serious I guess
User avatar #2641 to #2640 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/03/2013) [-]
yeah. that too
User avatar #2642 to #2641 - ecov (12/03/2013) [-]
curse of growing up eh?
User avatar #2643 to #2642 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/03/2013) [-]
**** yo curse, im immature as **** 4 lyf
User avatar #2644 to #2643 - ecov (12/03/2013) [-]
I know immature prick/ bro

I know
User avatar #2645 to #2644 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/03/2013) [-]
i took the fattest **** right now
#2646 to #2645 - ecov (12/03/2013) [-]
Sorry was drawing
User avatar #2647 to #2646 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/03/2013) [-]
is it cuz you hate me?
#2648 to #2647 - ecov (12/03/2013) [-]
no come play minecraft with me
#2649 to #2648 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/03/2013) [-]
how?
how?
#2650 to #2649 - ecov (12/03/2013) [-]
I thought you had minecraft
#2595 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
#2616 to #2595 - ecov (12/02/2013) [-]
just make sure you wash your sheets before she comes back over
#2617 to #2616 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
well yeah but its like 4am right now. i got time.
#2618 to #2617 - ecov (12/02/2013) [-]
you're going to sleep in them aren't you?
you're going to sleep in them aren't you?
#2619 to #2618 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
ew no. all of my **** juices are on it. Ima wash it after i eat.
#2620 to #2619 - ecov (12/02/2013) [-]
you know some people are into that
you know some people are into that
#2621 to #2620 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
Meh, im not. Im just too lazy to wash **** right now.
User avatar #2622 to #2621 - ecov (12/02/2013) [-]
I've been lazy all week
User avatar #2623 to #2622 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
being lazy is the **** tho.
User avatar #2624 to #2623 - ecov (12/02/2013) [-]
I've gained weight though ;w;
User avatar #2625 to #2624 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
dude, dont even talk about weight gain to me, i exploded.
User avatar #2626 to #2625 - ecov (12/02/2013) [-]
;w;
User avatar #2627 to #2626 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
we should work out huh?
User avatar #2628 to #2627 - ecov (12/02/2013) [-]
yeah it'll look bad to report back into duty all chubby
User avatar #2629 to #2628 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
I'll do it when it gets later.
#2597 to #2596 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
id 						****					 it
id **** it
#2598 to #2597 - ecov (12/02/2013) [-]
like that was ever an option
like that was ever an option
#2599 to #2598 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
i made sex on a girl
i made sex on a girl
#2600 to #2599 - ecov (12/02/2013) [-]
oh? how did you rape her?
oh? how did you rape her?
#2601 to #2600 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
club and mace.
club and mace.
#2602 to #2601 - ecov (12/02/2013) [-]
lol but seriously   
   
spill
lol but seriously

spill
#2603 to #2602 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
My friend, blonde with a nice rack. Not as big as Jas' but still nice. She always comes over after work to hang out and we got kinda hammered and another guy who was there tried to 						****					 around and kiss her, she said if anyone tries to kiss her she'd 						****					 them up. Naturally i pecked her on the cheek and she did that whole &quot;oh stop it you&quot; light tap on the chest then she sat on my lap. So i said cmon i know you can hit harder so i kissed her again and she gave me a love tap on the cheek then i kissed her on the lips and she started kissing back and running her fingers through my hair, i mentioned that because when she brought her hands up i thought she was going to knock me out. So we started getting really into it then i started kissing her more and worked down to her neck then crept my hand up her leg and i picked her up and we went to the room to be alone and i ended up taking her pants off and going down on her until she got up and started to blow me. after that we started 						*******					. She was moaning 						****					 in french, it got me rowdy as 						****					.
My friend, blonde with a nice rack. Not as big as Jas' but still nice. She always comes over after work to hang out and we got kinda hammered and another guy who was there tried to **** around and kiss her, she said if anyone tries to kiss her she'd **** them up. Naturally i pecked her on the cheek and she did that whole "oh stop it you" light tap on the chest then she sat on my lap. So i said cmon i know you can hit harder so i kissed her again and she gave me a love tap on the cheek then i kissed her on the lips and she started kissing back and running her fingers through my hair, i mentioned that because when she brought her hands up i thought she was going to knock me out. So we started getting really into it then i started kissing her more and worked down to her neck then crept my hand up her leg and i picked her up and we went to the room to be alone and i ended up taking her pants off and going down on her until she got up and started to blow me. after that we started ******* . She was moaning **** in french, it got me rowdy as **** .
#2604 to #2603 - ecov (12/02/2013) [-]
Sounds like a good 						*******					 time
Sounds like a good ******* time
#2605 to #2604 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
I want more
I want more
#2606 to #2605 - ecov (12/02/2013) [-]
then cha cha real smooth and tap it again
then cha cha real smooth and tap it again
#2607 to #2606 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
that was a task being that smooth.
that was a task being that smooth.
#2608 to #2607 - ecov (12/02/2013) [-]
well hey sex with a french girl
well hey sex with a french girl
#2609 to #2608 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
IT WAS THE BEST THING EVER
IT WAS THE BEST THING EVER
#2610 to #2609 - ecov (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't doubt that dude what do you think was her cup size?
I don't doubt that dude what do you think was her cup size?
#2611 to #2610 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
I wana say like a 32C.
#2613 to #2612 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
she had one of those cute perky butts. not bigg but nice
she had one of those cute perky butts. not bigg but nice
#2614 to #2613 - ecov (12/02/2013) [-]
perky butt is better than big butt
#2615 to #2614 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (12/02/2013) [-]
She barely left a few hours ago. My sheets still smell like her perfume.
#2531 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #2592 to #2531 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
You poor bastard

hey I need to get some sleep I plan on waking up in a few hours
User avatar #2593 to #2592 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
okay, gnight bbygrl.
#2572 to #2531 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
time to whore yourself out then
User avatar #2573 to #2572 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
god domot.
User avatar #2574 to #2573 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
hue
User avatar #2576 to #2575 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
internet is too poop
User avatar #2577 to #2576 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
damn ur so ghey
User avatar #2578 to #2577 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
My favorite quote from bootcamp

"I'm not gay, I'm just ****** up"
-Ecov
User avatar #2579 to #2578 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
True.
User avatar #2580 to #2579 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
After telling some of stories I have from here to some of them, They looked at me differently
User avatar #2581 to #2580 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
what all did ya tell them?
User avatar #2582 to #2581 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
a few stories about some of the drama
User avatar #2583 to #2582 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
hue. what did they say?
User avatar #2584 to #2583 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
They take a step back
"I never thought you were that ****** up. I don't feel safe being your rackmate anymore"
User avatar #2585 to #2584 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
i bet they think you eat people now.
User avatar #2586 to #2585 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
I did actually told them that if I had to I would eat a person
User avatar #2587 to #2586 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
theyre going to tell their kids tall tales about Ethan the Cannibal Conqueror from the Internet.
User avatar #2589 to #2588 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
"Is it true he was 10ft tall daddy?"
Yes son, he ate people while watching ponies on the internet then posting comments about his victims.
User avatar #2591 to #2590 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
THERE IS NO PHO IN ORLEANS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
User avatar #2552 to #2531 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
verizon is having a sale on them I think
#2553 to #2552 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
not where im at. Also, every time i come to talk to you i see the picture of that guy's head and it makes my head itch like crazy, i blame you.
#2555 to #2554 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
#2557 to #2556 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
nofgt
nofgt
#2559 to #2558 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#2560 to #2559 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
That gif should be titled friendly in a nutshell
#2561 to #2560 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
doit. i dont have photothingy.
doit. i dont have photothingy.
#2563 to #2562 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
and Get a PS3 and download Dust 514
and Get a PS3 and download Dust 514
#2564 to #2563 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
It looks awesome    
   
sadly my money is currently in short supply    
   
but my PSN is ecov1991
It looks awesome

sadly my money is currently in short supply

but my PSN is ecov1991
#2565 to #2564 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
its F2P 						*****					.
its F2P ***** .
#2566 to #2565 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
I no haz ps3
I no haz ps3
#2567 to #2566 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
i thought you did. or was that a PSP?
i thought you did. or was that a PSP?
User avatar #2568 to #2567 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
It was a PS Vita
User avatar #2569 to #2568 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
i want one. I wonder how much they are now.
User avatar #2570 to #2569 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
You could probably get one for cheap on black friday plus killzone Mercenaries is the game to have for it right now
User avatar #2571 to #2570 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
TFW no black friday here
#2533 to #2532 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
im sorry, i couldnt stop doing macho man impressions.
im sorry, i couldnt stop doing macho man impressions.
#2535 to #2534 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
Tough crowd.
#2536 to #2535 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
My internet is poop
#2537 to #2536 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
un-poop it. you need internet so i can bug the **** out of you.
#2538 to #2537 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
But that would require me to get out of my chair
But that would require me to get out of my chair
#2539 to #2538 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
damn it all.
#2540 to #2539 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
I think I have a problem
#2541 to #2540 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
what is it?
#2542 to #2541 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
Jas just said hi to me
Jas just said hi to me
#2543 to #2542 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
Throw stuff at her mentally. Or tell her to piss off i guess, youre in a free country after all.
#2544 to #2543 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
I choose play mental games with her
I choose play mental games with her
#2545 to #2544 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
Aww yus. Mind rape her.   
   
Also, some raghead just got dragged out of the building for being a twat. 						*******					 lol.
Aww yus. Mind rape her.

Also, some raghead just got dragged out of the building for being a twat. ******* lol.
#2546 to #2545 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
You should've recorded it and posted it on youtube
#2547 to #2546 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
my phone is kill from too much pokemanz.
my phone is kill from too much pokemanz.
User avatar #2548 to #2547 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
My dad he's going to finally buy us smart phones for christmas
User avatar #2549 to #2548 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
Which kind?
User avatar #2550 to #2549 - ecov (11/27/2013) [-]
Thinking about the Droid DNA
User avatar #2551 to #2550 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/27/2013) [-]
************ ive wanted one of those but no munies.
#2515 to #2514 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
The food was terrible

#2516 to #2515 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
Bake a pie
#2517 to #2516 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
I couldn't cook at camp

everything was from a can and gave me horrible gas
#2518 to #2517 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
Sounds like a whale of a time dude
#2519 to #2518 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
The MRE's were good though
#2520 to #2519 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
What's that?
#2521 to #2520 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
they're Meals for when you're out in the field
they're Meals for when you're out in the field
#2522 to #2521 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
That seems strange, thought it would be the other way around
#2523 to #2522 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
Nope they're a full course meal that doesn't require any preparation
#2524 to #2523 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
That sounds awesome.
That sounds awesome.
#2525 to #2524 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
Eat enough of them though and they make you constipated though   
   
like 						********					 a football
Eat enough of them though and they make you constipated though

like ******** a football
#2526 to #2525 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
That doesn't sound pleasant.
#2527 to #2526 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
yeah but now I can start to get home cooked food
yeah but now I can start to get home cooked food
#2528 to #2527 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
Enjoy it yo.
#2529 to #2528 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
I think I'm going to call it a night

talk to you later little one
#2530 to #2529 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
Sleep tight Ethan
#2484 to #2449 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
Physically not really. They made you work out a 						****					 ton and what not but not as bad as I expected   
   
Mentally however they loved to 						****					 with me because at first I would be really jumpy and lose my bearing alot
Physically not really. They made you work out a **** ton and what not but not as bad as I expected

Mentally however they loved to **** with me because at first I would be really jumpy and lose my bearing alot
User avatar #2485 to #2484 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
I would not survive :L
User avatar #2486 to #2485 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
yeah probably not
User avatar #2488 to #2486 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
:east you're honest
#2490 to #2488 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
Also boot camp is hilarious once you develop a certain level of dark humor
Also boot camp is hilarious once you develop a certain level of dark humor
User avatar #2498 to #2490 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh yeah?
#2499 to #2498 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
Seeing and hearing the pain when one of the stupid or hated people getting IT'd always warmed our hearts    
   
Or when the Drill Instructors made them do stupid/embarassing things   
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK-HObxxia8   
   
and hearing and seeing the pain of others in the Gas Chamber
Seeing and hearing the pain when one of the stupid or hated people getting IT'd always warmed our hearts

Or when the Drill Instructors made them do stupid/embarassing things

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK-HObxxia8

and hearing and seeing the pain of others in the Gas Chamber
User avatar #2500 to #2499 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
>Gas chambers
wut
#2501 to #2500 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
Basically they teach you how to resist CS gas which is a form tear gas and how to properly use a gas mask.
Basically they teach you how to resist CS gas which is a form tear gas and how to properly use a gas mask.
User avatar #2502 to #2501 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
Ah, I see.
#2503 to #2502 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
One of the recruits started to freak out after inhaling the gas and had to be pulled of the fuse box which was 3 feet off the ground
One of the recruits started to freak out after inhaling the gas and had to be pulled of the fuse box which was 3 feet off the ground
User avatar #2504 to #2503 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
It's not lethal is it?e.e
User avatar #2505 to #2504 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
No it's not but it just making you cough really bad, burning sensation in your eyes and lungs though

It not exactly was a pleasant experience
User avatar #2506 to #2505 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
Yeah i definitely wouldn't last long at all
User avatar #2507 to #2506 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
you're only in there for about 5 minutes
User avatar #2508 to #2507 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
no i'd cry and run home
User avatar #2509 to #2508 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
There's a reason they also call it the cofidence chamber
User avatar #2510 to #2509 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
Damages or builds?
User avatar #2511 to #2510 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
?
User avatar #2512 to #2511 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
idk dhcdnydtuh
#2451 to #2449 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
Hi little one
#2452 to #2451 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
How are you feeling?
#2454 to #2452 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
Just a little fatigued from flying all day but other than that I'm good    
   
you?
Just a little fatigued from flying all day but other than that I'm good

you?
#2455 to #2454 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
I little tired from no sleep. Feel good to be home?
#2457 to #2455 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
yeah I didn't realized how much I've missed my dog   
   
the 						******					 tackled me so hard I almost fell down
yeah I didn't realized how much I've missed my dog

the ****** tackled me so hard I almost fell down
#2458 to #2457 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
That's freaking adorable.
#2459 to #2458 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
yeah now he's just napping besides my desk
yeah now he's just napping besides my desk
#2462 to #2459 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
Also cute. I always imagined myself as more of a dog person, but i've never owned one.
Also cute. I always imagined myself as more of a dog person, but i've never owned one.
#2464 to #2462 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
I don't like cats all that much they only let me get close to them when I have food   
 Funny that neko girls are one of my biggest fetishes
I don't like cats all that much they only let me get close to them when I have food
Funny that neko girls are one of my biggest fetishes
#2465 to #2464 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
My cat sleeps on my bed more than I do.
#2467 to #2465 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
My cats are out door cats
#2468 to #2467 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
Mine drags in LIVE birds through the catflap.
#2469 to #2468 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
Cat's FW
#2472 to #2470 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
it's already midnight and I know my body is going to wake me up at 04:00 automatically
it's already midnight and I know my body is going to wake me up at 04:00 automatically
#2473 to #2472 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
I wish mine did that.
#2476 to #2473 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell when you have a DI scream at you every morning to get out of bed for 3 months your body just does it
#2478 to #2476 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
Sounds scary
#2479 to #2478 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
it is for the first few weeks but you eventually just get used to all the screaming
it is for the first few weeks but you eventually just get used to all the screaming
#2481 to #2479 - fimirae (11/26/2013) [-]
I suppose so
You didn't get hurt right?
#2444 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
Sup
#2492 to #2491 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
So did you do anything fun with your famiry?
So did you do anything fun with your famiry?
#2493 to #2492 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
we went to the zoo n 						****					    
   
that's all I can really remember
we went to the zoo n ****

that's all I can really remember
#2494 to #2493 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
you should get drunk with your dad.
you should get drunk with your dad.
#2495 to #2494 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
Tried to but I seem to have lost the taste for alcohol it seems
Tried to but I seem to have lost the taste for alcohol it seems
#2496 to #2495 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
i have too. On that note though, its almost 7:30 and i gotta go drop off my friend at work then buy food. See ya bbygrl.
#2445 to #2444 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
Finally back home

it was so awkward when people "Thanked me for my service" at the airport

#2446 to #2445 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
Make them feel awkward back by saying youre a cosplayer for CoD.
#2448 to #2447 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
there was a guy like that at the recruiting office where my friend works, i wanted to staple his lip back where it belonged.
#2450 to #2448 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
You should of mailed something to the office with bubba as the receiver
You should of mailed something to the office with bubba as the receiver
#2453 to #2450 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
I dont think they wouldve gotten the joke here, though itd make me giggle if i saw the 						******					 open it. I had a date last night too.
I dont think they wouldve gotten the joke here, though itd make me giggle if i saw the ****** open it. I had a date last night too.
#2456 to #2453 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
how'd it go?
#2460 to #2456 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
It was nice but i felt uncomfortable. Nobody should have to wear a suit to enjoy a steak and potato dinner. We got drunk after and went to some weird ass casino/bar/club thing.
It was cool, imagine those clubs you see in the mafia movies, it was style like that.
No ravers, no dubstep or people in weird clothes or snorting coke out in the open.
I just got a kiss at the door when i took her home.
#2461 to #2460 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
And here I am soon to be covered in bitches
And here I am soon to be covered in bitches
#2463 to #2461 - lordnagi **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
Id crumple like a wet sock if i had many bitches after me.
#2466 to #2463 - ecov (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm going to be rocking my Dress Blue Charlies   
   
Bitches will be crawling over each other to get a piece
I'm going to be rocking my Dress Blue Charlies

Bitches will be crawling over each other to get a piece
#2430 - fimirae (11/15/2013) [-]
God dammit man, I miss you so hard.
You better be having a ******* brilliant time you asshat.
And if you come back with one graze on you i'll gonna harass you like a proper mother.
User avatar #2431 to #2430 - ecov (11/22/2013) [-]
Hey little one I made it
User avatar #2432 to #2431 - fimirae (11/23/2013) [-]
Ethan<3
Are you back for good..?
User avatar #2433 to #2432 - ecov (11/23/2013) [-]
"Back" as in I have off till Dec 31st because my MOS School is closed for the holidays. I then have 2 Months of school where I could get online on the weekends then I go to the fleet where I can get on daily

I'm back I just can't be on 24/7 anymore though
User avatar #2434 to #2433 - fimirae (11/23/2013) [-]
Is it any good?
You haven't gotten beat yet right?
User avatar #2435 to #2434 - ecov (11/23/2013) [-]
I've changed but I feel like it's for the better
I stand taller, I have a sense of pride now.

I have learned the skills to shoot somebody in the head from 500 meters away with a M16A4 Assault rifle and I found out that I can be quite violent when it comes to hand to hand combat

I give people a sense of security when I'm around them now

I'm a modern time Spartan
User avatar #2436 to #2435 - fimirae (11/23/2013) [-]
That's really great to hear, Definitely worth it then?
User avatar #2437 to #2436 - ecov (11/23/2013) [-]
absolutely
User avatar #2438 to #2437 - fimirae (11/23/2013) [-]
I'm glad to hear, but mostly glad you're back heh
User avatar #2439 to #2438 - ecov (11/23/2013) [-]
same here little one also is josh still on?
User avatar #2440 to #2439 - fimirae (11/23/2013) [-]
I believe so yes, why?
User avatar #2441 to #2440 - ecov (11/23/2013) [-]
whats his account name so i can say hi
User avatar #2442 to #2441 - fimirae (11/23/2013) [-]
Lord.nagi
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#2428 - lightarcanine (09/16/2013) [-]
Iiiiiiiit's your birthday!
I know that you're not here to see this, but I hope you do when you get back!
Happy birthday, Ethan! I really want you to know you're the best adoptive older brother I could've hoped for!
I look forward to seeing you soon!
#2427 - WhattheNorris (09/08/2013) [-]
I hope you're having fun and going on new adventures that you'll remember for the rest of your life. Good memories. I hope you're safe and happy. Be careful and know we all miss you
I hope you're having fun and going on new adventures that you'll remember for the rest of your life. Good memories. I hope you're safe and happy. Be careful and know we all miss you
#2425 - ecov (08/26/2013) [-]
lightarcanine

My sergeant called and I'm leaving today for boot camp today

I'm just wait for my staff sergeant but I got to leave in about 20 minutes

I love you

I'm going to do my best to make you proud
#2426 to #2425 - lightarcanine (08/26/2013) [-]
You're the best, Ethan. You take care and look out for yourself.

Love ya, man. Stay safe.
#2418 - rozu **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [-]
I cant sleep
#2419 to #2418 - ecov (08/26/2013) [-]
that's fine I'm just hanging around
that's fine I'm just hanging around
#2420 to #2419 - rozu **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [-]
ouch
#2421 to #2420 - ecov (08/26/2013) [-]
so bored and all I see is farmwork in the near future
#2422 to #2421 - rozu **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [-]
**** sundays are **** .
#2423 to #2422 - ecov (08/26/2013) [-]
**** it I'm going to try to sleep
User avatar #2424 to #2423 - rozu **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [-]
night
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