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#3466 - admiralhowe (04/01/2014) [-]
i do hope your not mad though, i feel like a dick for forgetting.
#3465 - admiralhowe (03/31/2014) [-]
im sorry i forgot to add you back.
#3384 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#3445 to #3384 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
*me piledrives you into concrete
#3446 to #3445 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
Hue you suck.
#3447 to #3446 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
bitch I'm tired
#3448 to #3447 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
Gosleep then dummy.
Gosleep then dummy.
User avatar #3449 to #3448 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
bitch no
User avatar #3451 to #3450 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
we have to wake up in about 2 hours so we can REclean the squadbay and the others can catch their flights
#3452 to #3451 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
At least try to nap.
User avatar #3453 to #3452 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
I'm so used to not sleeping that I'm not bothered by it
#3454 to #3453 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
**** that, i love sleeping.
I wish people cold hibernate and not get any brain damage n stuff.
User avatar #3455 to #3454 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
I use to love sleeping too...well still do but I rarely find it refreshing

I keep waking up every 4 hours or so
#3456 to #3455 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
you should find a hooker when you have free time finally.
you should find a hooker when you have free time finally.
User avatar #3457 to #3456 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
I'm only really interested in ******* one girl at the moment right now
#3458 to #3457 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
Who? Shannon?
Who? Shannon?
User avatar #3425 to #3384 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
I would be more intimidated if I knew who that was
#3426 to #3425 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
How do you not know who Mike Tyson is? Why must the people i love disappoint me so?
User avatar #3427 to #3426 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
was he in star trek or something?
#3428 to #3427 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
Okay youre not hot to me anymore.   
He was one o the most famous boxers of all time, only behind Muhammad Ali.
Okay youre not hot to me anymore.
He was one o the most famous boxers of all time, only behind Muhammad Ali.
#3430 to #3429 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
Srsly like all your hotness just gone.
Srsly like all your hotness just gone.
#3431 to #3430 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
I cri 5evar now
#3432 to #3431 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
Good, im embarrassed for you.
#3433 to #3432 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
aaaaand I'm over it

#3435 to #3434 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
like I would ever let you over me in the first place
#3437 to #3436 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
*****

I'm about to open a can of whoop ass on you
#3439 to #3438 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
I would kick your ass so bad

they would have to surgery have to remove my boot from your ass
#3440 to #3439 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
You dont have the balls assclown.
You dont have the balls assclown.
#3441 to #3440 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
my balls are so big they drag on the ground

bitch watch me
#3442 to #3441 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
Im watching but all i see is an assclown.
#3443 to #3442 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
*me kicks Josh's ass to where it has to be surgerly removed
*me kicks Josh's ass to where it has to be surgerly removed
#3444 to #3443 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
wow u ****** up.
Told you ya dont have the cojones
User avatar #3405 to #3384 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
atta girl
#3406 to #3405 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
Now shag me before i revolt.
User avatar #3407 to #3406 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
lol no

sexual deprivation is a bitch
User avatar #3409 to #3408 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
hue
#3410 to #3409 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
<///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////3
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#3411 to #3410 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
bitch you know you like it    
   
now come here and hug a cactus
bitch you know you like it

now come here and hug a cactus
#3412 to #3411 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
nu, u hurt muh hert
nu, u hurt muh hert
#3415 to #3414 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
and the bitch is back under my thumb
#3416 to #3415 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
i hate you, asssclown.
#3417 to #3416 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
tsundere
#3418 to #3417 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
ohgod not you too.
User avatar #3419 to #3418 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
nou
#3420 to #3419 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
i dunno what that even means.
User avatar #3421 to #3420 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
And you expect me to know?
#3422 to #3421 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
Well you said it assclown.
User avatar #3423 to #3422 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
like I understand the things I say

#3424 to #3423 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
One of these days ima bite you, Mike Tyson style.
One of these days ima bite you, Mike Tyson style.
#3387 to #3386 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
So I found out that gradhole will be hell

because I currently don't have orders I get placed there

There they take your phones away n **** and basically treat you like **** with little to no respect
#3388 to #3387 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
that mean no contact for a while?
#3389 to #3388 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
just limited to the weekends for a few hours

hopefully the admin bastards will have something by tomorrow
#3390 to #3389 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
I'll send you a picture of my ass to tide you over since you wont have internet a lot.
#3392 to #3391 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
Arent i the bestest friend ever?
#3393 to #3392 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
yeah with friends like you I don't need enemies
#3394 to #3393 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
You know you like it though.
You know you like it though.
#3395 to #3394 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
I bet it's all hairy
#3396 to #3395 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
Its not hairy, its nice.
Anybody would be proud to pound my anus.
#3398 to #3397 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
Well its true, my butt is perfection.
Yours is all gross and dirty.
User avatar #3399 to #3398 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
it's a man's ass

it's built for efficient purposes
#3400 to #3399 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
Like humpin?
Like humpin?
User avatar #3401 to #3400 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
up mountains
#3402 to #3401 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
y u no let me win ever?
y u no let me win ever?
#3403 to #3402 - ecov (03/12/2014) [-]
cuz you my bitch 5evar
#3404 to #3403 - admiralhowe (03/12/2014) [-]
Well when you put it that way, i accept.
Well when you put it that way, i accept.
#3380 to #3359 - ecov (03/10/2014) [-]
weirder **** has happened bro

us marines are ****** up
#3381 to #3380 - admiralhowe (03/10/2014) [-]
Every time you say weirder **** has happened, youre just pushing me to do something gayer and gayer.
#3382 to #3381 - ecov (03/10/2014) [-]
in boot camp our platoon leader was mailed a giant dildo and a tub of mayo
User avatar #3383 to #3382 - admiralhowe (03/10/2014) [-]
i must top that
#3361 to #3360 - admiralhowe (03/10/2014) [-]
ello, wutcha doin?
#3362 to #3361 - ecov (03/10/2014) [-]
cleaning out my locker
#3364 to #3363 - ecov (03/10/2014) [-]
My company graduates tues
#3365 to #3364 - admiralhowe (03/10/2014) [-]
Does that mean i can start sending you those extremely gay letters soon?
Does that mean i can start sending you those extremely gay letters soon?
#3366 to #3365 - ecov (03/10/2014) [-]
yeah they don't check mail now but I have no idea where I'm going yet so I'm probably going to be placed in a holding company but everybody else is going to hawaii
#3367 to #3366 - admiralhowe (03/10/2014) [-]
Casn you imagine going to Hawaii? All of the brown women and ice you can imagine.
Casn you imagine going to Hawaii? All of the brown women and ice you can imagine.
#3368 to #3367 - ecov (03/10/2014) [-]
I don't care where I go

as long as it's not 29 palms or camp lejeune
#3369 to #3368 - admiralhowe (03/10/2014) [-]
But California tho.
#3370 to #3369 - ecov (03/10/2014) [-]
I would be happy with cali

I have you and my brother here
#3371 to #3370 - admiralhowe (03/10/2014) [-]
I just cant wait to send you some boxers in the mail for hues.
User avatar #3374 to #3373 - ecov (03/10/2014) [-]
**ecov then proceeds to not check his mail for a month**
yeah I know you are
User avatar #3375 to #3374 - admiralhowe (03/10/2014) [-]
I can imagine it now, a bunch of guys getting stuff from their moms and girl and you pull out a pair of boxers and everyone just stares.
#3376 to #3375 - ecov (03/10/2014) [-]
apparently my "mom" doesn't understand the concept of boxing gloves
User avatar #3377 to #3376 - admiralhowe (03/10/2014) [-]
whut
User avatar #3378 to #3377 - ecov (03/10/2014) [-]
my excuse when they see
#3379 to #3378 - admiralhowe (03/10/2014) [-]
Ohhhhh lel.   
Imagine if you find them missing though, thatd be hilarious and horrifying.
Ohhhhh lel.
Imagine if you find them missing though, thatd be hilarious and horrifying.
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#3330 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
All kidding and 						***********					 aside, i love you man.
All kidding and *********** aside, i love you man.
User avatar #3352 to #3330 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
now it sounds like a bad porno
User avatar #3353 to #3352 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
it is but its funny as balls.
User avatar #3354 to #3353 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
ahhhh
User avatar #3355 to #3354 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Dude, look up some Bang Bus vids, i ******* love those.
User avatar #3356 to #3355 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
I will when my friend falls asleep
#3331 to #3330 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
I love you too man

what made you say this all of a sudden?
#3332 to #3331 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Holy **** saved.
Youre still the only one i can count on to talk to when i need you.
Weekend comes by, youre here, and im happy.
Im sorry if im being a bummer and that chick is talking to you still.
#3333 to #3332 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
yeah I talk to as much as I can like I do with you

also skype is the best way to contact me on the weekends
#3334 to #3333 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
I'll remember to skype then.   
I dunno lately i feel like youre the only one left i can talk to, everyone else just kinda forgot about me.
I'll remember to skype then.
I dunno lately i feel like youre the only one left i can talk to, everyone else just kinda forgot about me.
#3335 to #3334 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
to be fair only you and chiko are really the only civillians I can still talk to. Everybody else feels boring and uneventful
#3336 to #3335 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
I wish i had a boring and uneventful day.
'specially since i started my new job, i get less free time to spend with people.
Im home 6 days a week and all of them i have to do sit anyway.
#3337 to #3336 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
sorry I got caught up in porn
#3339 to #3338 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
bitch I get less than 36 hours of free time to look at porn give me a break
#3340 to #3339 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
You can have all the breaks you want, just remember to record next time.
#3341 to #3340 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
I did that once.....nevar again
#3342 to #3341 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
oh yeah...



I got to yell at fat kids last week.
User avatar #3345 to #3343 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
*someone else i told
#3344 to #3343 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Because wrestling.   
Im not sure if it was you or someone else but i got back into wrestling, i got signed and last week i had my debut and cut a promo basically establishing me as a bad guy.   
There were a bunch of fat kids in the crowd so i worked with it.   
Thats what i love about indy wrestling, you dont gotta be PC
Because wrestling.
Im not sure if it was you or someone else but i got back into wrestling, i got signed and last week i had my debut and cut a promo basically establishing me as a bad guy.
There were a bunch of fat kids in the crowd so i worked with it.
Thats what i love about indy wrestling, you dont gotta be PC
#3346 to #3344 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
that's awesome
#3347 to #3346 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
I tried my hardest to sound like an abusive father.
I almost got rushed by fans, it was nice.
are you still watching porn?
#3348 to #3347 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
no but I'm trying to get some

I got sidetracked
#3349 to #3348 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Tomorrow or something, look for a porn called &quot;My ass is haunted.&quot;
Tomorrow or something, look for a porn called "My ass is haunted."
#3350 to #3349 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
that sounds like it'll be something I'd regret watching
#3351 to #3350 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Its a pron with a horror theme to it.
Its a pron with a horror theme to it.
#3312 to #3251 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
the little one is being kinky for some reason and turning me on

I blame her
#3313 to #3312 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Oh AND youre talking to someone else too.   
I cant believe i wanted you to blow a load in my ass.
Oh AND youre talking to someone else too.
I cant believe i wanted you to blow a load in my ass.
#3316 to #3315 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
I'm so full of wut right now
#3317 to #3316 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Now i feel better.   
Dont you miss that? Me confusing the 						****					 out of you?
Now i feel better.
Dont you miss that? Me confusing the **** out of you?
#3318 to #3317 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
you gave me a headache you doucher
#3319 to #3318 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
<3
4reel tho, if you so happened to slip, fall and land in me in a way where it is sexual, i would not mind.
#3320 to #3319 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
I know dude

But right now going that far is a no

But when we meet prepare for a big ass ******* hug dude
#3321 to #3320 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Well no **** its a no but im still going to have my ***** n gigs dammit.

Im going to suplex you when we meet, you wont expect it, but its going to happen.
#3322 to #3321 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
bitch I will stab you *****
#3324 to #3323 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
in the liver
User avatar #3326 to #3325 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
with my sog trident tanto
#3329 to #3328 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
getaway   
go talk to ur lady, mr. slut-pants.
getaway
go talk to ur lady, mr. slut-pants.
#3292 to #3251 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
we nerdy as **** dude
#3295 to #3294 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Eventually, some how, some way, its going to happen. Like some kind of reverse rape.
Eventually, some how, some way, its going to happen. Like some kind of reverse rape.
#3296 to #3295 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
I'm still going to say it's rape
#3297 to #3296 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Does that even count as rape? Just pinning someone down and making them 						****					 you?
Does that even count as rape? Just pinning someone down and making them **** you?
User avatar #3272 to #3251 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
yeah but the thing is that the training is so hard that there is a >90% dropout rate
#3273 to #3272 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Try to turn your brain off and do things until you pass out.
Try to turn your brain off and do things until you pass out.
User avatar #3274 to #3273 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
That's pretty much what I do now

I stop over thinking things and just let my body move

have you seen the new robocop? I pretty much did that and just let my training program override my conscious
User avatar #3275 to #3274 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
If you keep doing that, you'll make it through.
I know you will.
#3276 to #3275 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
yeah but to be honest when I've been waking up each day after the hike I'm in so much pain

Pretty much like this
#3277 to #3276 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Maybe you should rethink Recon then.
#3278 to #3277 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
well right now there's only about a 30% chance of me going recon

But I'm not going to quit if I go. I have never since I've been in the marine corps just say **** this it's too hard I'm done.

I have yet to find that limit where I black out because I pushed too far.

I've had plateaus but I've always passed them
#3279 to #3278 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Before you go and after you graduate, will you be able to do stuff, like go places?
#3280 to #3279 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
that's tricky to say I graduate on the 11th and I won't be able to go anywhere off base till then. If I go recon I have some freedoms in the beginning but then I pretty much go through ultra defcon 1 boot camp and be lower than bird **** . However if I don't go I pretty much have a 9-5 job till I get my orders then I go wherever
#3281 to #3280 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
So there is a good chance we can go buttsex get hammered?
So there is a good chance we can go buttsex get hammered?
#3282 to #3281 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
right now yes lets aim for the 22~23 weekend
#3283 to #3282 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Yay, i dont work then either.
#3284 to #3283 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
alrighty is there a certain place you want to meet?
#3285 to #3284 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
yknow ive never been to San Diego before, like ever.
Soooooo i dunno.
#3286 to #3285 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
Me and another buddy wants to go to san diego to go to mecca of anime there you can join us
#3287 to #3286 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
Ohhhh a Ménage eh?
#3288 to #3287 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
maybe a little
#3289 to #3288 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
If i dont come out of there with a nickname like &quot;The Shish-kebab Kid&quot; im going to be disappointed.
If i dont come out of there with a nickname like "The Shish-kebab Kid" im going to be disappointed.
#3290 to #3289 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
you're going to be the regular looking guy compared to me and the other guy
#3252 to #3251 - ecov (03/01/2014) [-]
I did advance urban combat this week. How to use a squad to raid, defend, and clear buildings. The mock town we went to was like 30 buildings which is crazy big. We also cleared a room with live grenade and rounds. We also completed a 20km night hike in about 4 hours. My feet feel like they're walking on hot coals
User avatar #3254 to #3253 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #3256 to #3255 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
what's up

User avatar #3257 to #3256 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
im just looking a gifs and cleaning soda off my mic.
User avatar #3258 to #3257 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
lol why do you have soda on your mic?
User avatar #3259 to #3258 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
i laughed and i sprayed it
User avatar #3260 to #3259 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
I has guild wars 2
User avatar #3261 to #3260 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
whats guild wars 2?
User avatar #3262 to #3261 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
from what I've been told it's like wow but its a one time buy and has no subscription
User avatar #3263 to #3262 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
How much is it?
User avatar #3264 to #3263 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
like $50
User avatar #3266 to #3265 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
yeah but I only spend money on the weekends right now so it kinda adds up right now
#3267 to #3266 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
How is it there so far?
User avatar #3268 to #3267 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
well for the past few days its been pissing rain but I graduate on the 11th so it's all good. There's a question mark as far as where I'm going after though. The thing is that on Monday I signed up for Recon training which is like special forces but a few days ago I got word that the list I signed up on was now invalid so who knows where I'm going
User avatar #3269 to #3268 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
What made you go with Recon?
User avatar #3270 to #3269 - ecov (03/02/2014) [-]
We gained word that only a few of us had orders to go to our permanent duty station. So they cut us a deal that instead of just waiting in ******** lima company being on guard duty we can go train for recon. Also if we failed we just become a rifleman again so there was no lost. I mean come on dude I would get to play with all those cool new toys you only get to see in movies and video games like silencers and sniper rifles
User avatar #3271 to #3270 - nerobritannicus (03/02/2014) [-]
That does sound nice, i hope you make it.
#3228 - fellfox (02/23/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#3230 to #3229 - fellfox (02/23/2014) [-]
What ish up yous?
#3231 to #3230 - ecov (02/23/2014) [-]
just chillin with a buddy at the ymca. We only have 2 more weeks of this hell hole then I get to leave student status start getting treated like a human again

you?
#3232 to #3231 - fellfox (02/23/2014) [-]
Oh nice, oh but don't you have to do some really awful stuff those last two weeks? I don't remember the entire list but I do remember it was really some pretty rough stuff x3

Just chilling watching youtube for a while trying to pass the time until I head out later to go to a concert with a friend, I'm almost out of videos and have no idea what to do after heh
#3233 to #3232 - ecov (02/23/2014) [-]
well we only have about one and a half of actual training left. Most of this week we go to this mock town and learn more advance urban combat with live m67 grenades and 5.56 rounds then we have a 20km hike on friday then on the next monday and tues we have a range op where the mortarmen, machine gunners, assualtmen, and us riflemen work together with all live ammo to blow something up. Then the last few days is just admin ********
#3234 to #3233 - fellfox (02/23/2014) [-]
Oh nice, I think I was thinking of that camp thing you did before you got into all of that I had forgotten you were already through all of that heh
Honestly that all sounds like it would be fricken fun hehe, super tiring yes but still fun hehe
#3235 to #3234 - ecov (02/23/2014) [-]
well it sucks going through it but when you look back on it it's lots of fun and you have a sense of pride because very few people get to do what I do. We had a first sergeant talk to us last week about the infantry and there is only about 18,000 of us in the entire corp and only about .001% of the country can say they are part of our badass club.
#3236 to #3235 - fellfox (02/23/2014) [-]
Aye hehe, I'd think a 20 mile hike and combat training would be pretty fun, of course you're also carrying a ton of stuff but still, get to go with a bunch of people and practice combat with them in a mock town, thats pretty awesome heh, like if there was the choice of school work and that that would win every time x3
What is the mock town going to be like also? Is it actually going to be a town sized place made for practice combat and all that?
#3237 to #3236 - ecov (02/23/2014) [-]
a lot like this but like 20 buildings

I tried to find an actual picture of it on google maps but failed
#3238 to #3237 - fellfox (02/23/2014) [-]
Damn nice, so then were these places that were like made for the purpose of training or .... well I can't think of an or but pretty much were they all like designed and all that?
#3239 to #3238 - ecov (02/23/2014) [-]
I want to think so but we also clear rooms with live grenades and ammo so there's going to be a certain amount of damage over time
#3240 to #3239 - fellfox (02/23/2014) [-]
Heh yeah I bet, I guess it would make more sense to build and design these than to just train people in random destroyed places. They probably can just remake them after a while too
#3241 to #3240 - ecov (02/23/2014) [-]
lol no the Corp is broke dude we practically don't have a budget compared to the other branches. The Army has a budget 10x the size of ours
#3242 to #3241 - fellfox (02/23/2014) [-]
Oh well then damn heh, so then you're probably going to be going into some pretty worn down places there, but hey what better to learn combat in I guess x3
#3226 - nerobritannicus (02/02/2014) [-]
I thought youd be on today, oh well, i might go to San Jose in a month, its the same exact distance from Fresno to where you are so its no big deal, just a change of address really.
#3206 - ecov (01/26/2014) [-]
lonesomeshadow
#3207 to #3206 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (01/26/2014) [-]
wat
wat
User avatar #3209 to #3208 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (01/26/2014) [-]
looking forward to leaving this school next friday

you?
#3210 to #3209 - ecov (01/26/2014) [-]
This this week they really pushed on our training waking up at around 03:00 and hitting the racks at 00:00. we did lots of hiking...we more like running. boring classes and lots of shooting ranges. My company went through over 100,000 rounds of 5.56mm ball rounds

I need this day off
User avatar #3211 to #3210 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (01/26/2014) [-]
sounds fun
#3212 to #3211 - ecov (01/26/2014) [-]
looking back it kinda was. We did day and night shooting for close quarters and unknown distances. At night we used infrared lasers and NVGs to aim. It was like a Tom Clancy/ Splinter Cell montage
User avatar #3213 to #3212 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (01/26/2014) [-]
sweet
User avatar #3214 to #3213 - ecov (01/26/2014) [-]
What school are, or were going to about?
User avatar #3215 to #3214 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (01/26/2014) [-]
cs school for navy, army, marines, and air force
User avatar #3216 to #3215 - ecov (01/26/2014) [-]
So learning to heat up MREs?
User avatar #3217 to #3216 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (01/26/2014) [-]
sadly we actually cook food from scratch

only the seabees use mre
#3218 to #3217 - ecov (01/26/2014) [-]
I'll be honest I kinda have a grudge against the food people at the chow hall

at least these people are nice and friendly. The ones at boot I swear were purposely being assholes
User avatar #3219 to #3218 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (01/26/2014) [-]
well it was boot camp
User avatar #3220 to #3219 - ecov (01/26/2014) [-]
I prefer the terms. Annoyingly hellish
User avatar #3221 to #3220 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (01/26/2014) [-]
heh
#3222 to #3221 - ecov (01/26/2014) [-]
**ecov starts headbangs the table**   
   
This internet is so 						*******					 slow
**ecov starts headbangs the table**

This internet is so ******* slow
User avatar #3223 to #3222 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (01/26/2014) [-]
i know the feeling

can't wait to get back home to somewhat good internet
#3224 to #3223 - ecov (01/26/2014) [-]
I have to be driven 30 minutes to get "stable" internet it's only .2 mb/s but at least it's stable
User avatar #3225 to #3224 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (01/26/2014) [-]
mine has days where it ***** out every 5 minutes
#3175 - nerobritannicus (01/25/2014) [-]
yay youre on. wutcha doin?
#3196 to #3175 - ecov (01/26/2014) [-]
if they aren't we didn't party hard enough

#3197 to #3196 - nerobritannicus (01/26/2014) [-]
Then we will have to drench the entire room in booze and sex stank.
#3198 to #3197 - ecov (01/26/2014) [-]
and condoms

condoms EVERYWHERE
#3199 to #3198 - nerobritannicus (01/26/2014) [-]
The floor wont even be seen because condoms.
#3200 to #3199 - ecov (01/26/2014) [-]
I just took an enormous **** in domino's and it was fantastic. it was over a foot long

I feel accomplished
#3202 to #3201 - ecov (01/26/2014) [-]
I'm such a classy ************ aren't I?
#3203 to #3202 - nerobritannicus (01/26/2014) [-]
Totally soaking wet over here, because of the classiness.
Totally soaking wet over here, because of the classiness.
#3204 to #3203 - ecov (01/26/2014) [-]
Well hey dude I'm going to go and test out my new laptop out with some minecraft

I'll talk to you later. Hopefully tomorrow
User avatar #3176 to #3175 - ecov (01/25/2014) [-]
My laptop I bought last week was poop for gaming so I sold it and got an asus powerhouse gaming laptop

I'm just getting everything set up on this one nao

how are you?
#3177 to #3176 - nerobritannicus (01/25/2014) [-]
Im fine, just been dealing with the usual stuff.
Ive really been relaxing all week, even work has been slow enough to just kick back,
User avatar #3178 to #3177 - ecov (01/25/2014) [-]
This week all I did was hike and shoot guns. My company shot over 100,000 rounds this week in both day and night. Mostly with close combat and unknown distances. The night shooting was cool because we used infrared lasers and night vision devices so if you were just standing there on the side lines all what you would see is muzzle flashes. It was like a Tom Clancy/ Splinter Cell montage dude. It would be more fun if we got more sleep and wasn't always ******* cold but still it was badass
#3179 to #3178 - nerobritannicus (01/25/2014) [-]
That sounds 						*******					 cool, did you ever get to use tracer rounds?
That sounds ******* cool, did you ever get to use tracer rounds?
User avatar #3180 to #3179 - ecov (01/25/2014) [-]
Sadly no

but we also got to see artillery fire go off for a few days as well as a heli firing some missiles in the distance
#3181 to #3180 - nerobritannicus (01/25/2014) [-]
I wish i couldve seen that, how were the hikes?
I wish i couldve seen that, how were the hikes?
User avatar #3182 to #3181 - ecov (01/25/2014) [-]
ugh..miserable.

Hiking up to the range the packs were heavy as **** because we had to carry all our food rations and other gear. Most of the trail was uphill making it difficult

When we were coming back...we ran with our packs with flacks with sappie plates on. for a whole 6 miles
#3183 to #3182 - nerobritannicus (01/25/2014) [-]
******* hell, how long were they?
User avatar #3184 to #3183 - ecov (01/25/2014) [-]
about 6 miles
#3185 to #3184 - nerobritannicus (01/25/2014) [-]
At least you'll be able to leave and go somewhere more relaxing on the weekends later.
6 mile hikes sound like hell.
User avatar #3186 to #3185 - ecov (01/25/2014) [-]
Hell yeah dude

on the weekends I love to come to this domino's near oceanside and just enjoy the quietness and free internet
#3187 to #3186 - nerobritannicus (01/25/2014) [-]
Maybe when youre free to leave, we can plan to do stuff.
#3188 to #3187 - ecov (01/25/2014) [-]
That sounds awesome dude

problem is I don't have a car. Only form of transportation I have are these shuttles that can take me to certain locations
#3189 to #3188 - nerobritannicus (01/26/2014) [-]
I can work something out.
I can work something out.
#3191 to #3190 - nerobritannicus (01/26/2014) [-]
I can probably rent something so itll be k if we trash it.
I can probably rent something so itll be k if we trash it.
#3192 to #3191 - ecov (01/26/2014) [-]
When I finally start getting Alpha Libo (Means I can sleep off base) I'll rent a hotel and we can trash ocean and 						****					 beach bitches    
   
The girls here are so hot dude
When I finally start getting Alpha Libo (Means I can sleep off base) I'll rent a hotel and we can trash ocean and **** beach bitches

The girls here are so hot dude
#3193 to #3192 - nerobritannicus (01/26/2014) [-]
I told you California had better women.
#3194 to #3193 - ecov (01/26/2014) [-]
oh hell yeah dude

#3195 to #3194 - nerobritannicus (01/26/2014) [-]
The maids at that hotel are gunna be so pissed.
#3161 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (01/19/2014) [-]
supdog
User avatar #3162 to #3161 - ecov (01/19/2014) [-]
This week I got to fire my M16A4 Service rifle, a M203 grenade launcher, an AT-4 and LAW85 Rocket launcher, M67 frag grenade. I'm pretty good with all the weapons and I've been hiking up and down these god damn mountains all week

Can't complain too much other than that
User avatar #3163 to #3162 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (01/19/2014) [-]
sounds like a blast
User avatar #3164 to #3163 - ecov (01/19/2014) [-]
Blowing **** up is a major stress reliever

how are you dude?
User avatar #3165 to #3164 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (01/19/2014) [-]
oh just bored, thinking a lot. done nothing but piss off everyone so now no one talks to me.
User avatar #3166 to #3165 - ecov (01/19/2014) [-]
well I'll always talk to my Navy fag brother

provided I have the ability too

I'm stuck in Alpha company where all the higher ups are pricks. Some of the combat instructors are pretty funny though
User avatar #3167 to #3166 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (01/19/2014) [-]
oh well

i'll be in japan soon, where i probably won't have time to talk to anyone anyways
User avatar #3168 to #3167 - ecov (01/19/2014) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU

YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH
User avatar #3169 to #3168 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (01/19/2014) [-]
not really
User avatar #3170 to #3169 - ecov (01/19/2014) [-]
I wish I could go to Japan so bad
User avatar #3171 to #3170 - lonesomeshadow **User deleted account** (01/19/2014) [-]
if you want to go to a place where you can't read any signs, or understand people, and are far away from family and loved ones. sure.
User avatar #3172 to #3171 - ecov (01/19/2014) [-]
1) I took 1.5 years of Japanese in college
2) I don't need to be in contact with my blood family I have my brothers
#3123 - nerobritannicus (01/15/2014) [-]
Im moving to Oregon some time after February 1st, i'll give you the address as soon as ive settled down there in case you wana come down.
#3124 to #3123 - nerobritannicus (01/16/2014) [-]
Never mind, it'll take me like a year to build up the money to move there but im gunna.
So for now im staying in California.
#3122 - nerobritannicus (01/13/2014) [-]
japanese 102 skit movie

I'll be leaving **** here until you get back because im bored.
I still have this.
#3121 - nerobritannicus (01/03/2014) [-]
I have to get something off my chest, i love you like a lot. In fact i dont know a time after i met you where i didnt at least like you a little bit. Its just, every time i talk to you, i feel so comfortable and i feel like nobody else can ever come close to making me feel good like i know you can. Sometimes i even wake up looking forward just to have a boring convo with you because knowing youre there to listen and joke around with me makes me feel really great inside. You just all around make my day better.

Oh yeah, no homo dawg.
User avatar #3145 to #3121 - ecov (01/19/2014) [-]
Me too dude we are going to have so much fun ******* **** up
#3146 to #3145 - nerobritannicus (01/19/2014) [-]
I will get revenge on Motel 6.
I will get revenge on Motel 6.
User avatar #3147 to #3146 - ecov (01/19/2014) [-]
HOOKER PARTY AT MOTEL 6
#3148 to #3147 - nerobritannicus (01/19/2014) [-]
Perfect, we will get black out drunk and wake up in a pile of whores.
Perfect, we will get black out drunk and wake up in a pile of whores.
User avatar #3149 to #3148 - ecov (01/19/2014) [-]
and propably some new STDs
#3150 to #3149 - nerobritannicus (01/19/2014) [-]
We'll be STD buddies.
User avatar #3151 to #3150 - ecov (01/19/2014) [-]
and STD buddies are 5ever
#3152 to #3151 - nerobritannicus (01/19/2014) [-]
It'll make for a perfect game of &quot;Watch her leave.&quot;
It'll make for a perfect game of "Watch her leave."
User avatar #3153 to #3152 - ecov (01/19/2014) [-]
OH **** THAT ONE GOT HER LEGS CAUGHT ON HER THONG
#3154 to #3153 - nerobritannicus (01/19/2014) [-]
I forgot to ask, what will we do when i move to oregon next year?
#3156 to #3155 - nerobritannicus (01/19/2014) [-]
Im going to get like 8-10 acres of land there so we can light **** on fire and pass out outside after getting wasted.
User avatar #3157 to #3156 - ecov (01/19/2014) [-]
**** yeah dude
#3158 to #3157 - nerobritannicus (01/19/2014) [-]
until then im stuck in a tiny apartment that smells like someone painted the walls with booze.
User avatar #3159 to #3158 - ecov (01/19/2014) [-]
hey dude the internet here keeps cutting out I'm going to head back to the squadbay

I'll talk to you later
#3160 to #3159 - nerobritannicus (01/19/2014) [-]
okay, bai, love you bbygrl.
User avatar #3125 to #3121 - ecov (01/19/2014) [-]
I couldn't handle not having electronics so I bought a ******* laptop

also I love you too bro, No homo dawg and I hope that sometime in the near future we can hang out
#3126 to #3125 - nerobritannicus (01/19/2014) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH   
   
   
YOURE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK   
   
hi
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


YOURE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK


hi
User avatar #3127 to #3126 - ecov (01/19/2014) [-]
Hey bbygurl what's up?

This week I got to fire my M16A4 Service rifle, a M203 grenade launcher, an AT-4 and LAW85 Rocket launcher, M67 frag grenade. I'm pretty good with all the weapons and I've been hiking up and down these god damn mountains all week
#3128 to #3127 - nerobritannicus (01/19/2014) [-]
Nothing really, i got canned and went on a few dates with a girl.
How awesome did it feel to **** **** up?
User avatar #3129 to #3128 - ecov (01/19/2014) [-]
I got a boner after firing the grenade launcher and law85

I can't believe I'm getting paid to do that ****

It's still ******* exhausting we only get about 3 hours or less of sleep a night

They can also make it so frustrating I can't wait to kill a ************ in combat I'm going to skull **** that unlucky bitch
#3130 to #3129 - nerobritannicus (01/19/2014) [-]
If you do kill someone, you have to go out like Pyle in Full Metal Jacket, you just need to.
User avatar #3131 to #3130 - ecov (01/19/2014) [-]
**** no I'm going to keep on killing people

The Marine corps has given me so much built up frustration and rage inside me the second they say kill that ************ I'm going to have a boner and start ******* people up. If I die I'm going to go down in a fight
#3132 to #3131 - nerobritannicus (01/19/2014) [-]
When do you get to leave and stuff?
User avatar #3133 to #3132 - ecov (01/19/2014) [-]
I get liberty on the weekends, It varies how far I get to leave the area I'm in. My First sergeant is a asshole and will rarely let us leave the base this is the first day in 18 days I have gotten to leave the general area.

Then assuming everything goes smoothly I'll graduate on March 11th and I'll go to my first duty station which will most likely be somewhere in Cali
#3134 to #3133 - nerobritannicus (01/19/2014) [-]
Good, after March 11th i will hunt you down.
User avatar #3135 to #3134 - ecov (01/19/2014) [-]
Lol well if I get Alpha libo that means I can stay off base overnight so we might get to meet sooner than later

Just got to play it by ear for now
#3136 to #3135 - nerobritannicus (01/19/2014) [-]
Will we still get hammered and heckle strippers at a titty bar?
User avatar #3137 to #3136 - ecov (01/19/2014) [-]
We are going to get so hammered dude

After all the **** they are making me go through right now alcohol sounds awesome
#3138 to #3137 - nerobritannicus (01/19/2014) [-]
Then we wont stop drinking until we black out.
User avatar #3139 to #3138 - ecov (01/19/2014) [-]
sounds like a perfect ******* plan
#3140 to #3139 - nerobritannicus (01/19/2014) [-]
and also whores?
User avatar #3141 to #3140 - ecov (01/19/2014) [-]
all the whores
#3142 to #3141 - nerobritannicus (01/19/2014) [-]
Jello shots off of strange nude women for everyone.
#3144 to #3143 - nerobritannicus (01/19/2014) [-]
I cant wait to 						****					 						****					 up.
I cant wait to **** **** up.
#3118 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
Dun leave meeeeeeeeeee
Dun leave meeeeeeeeeee
User avatar #3119 to #3118 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
Sorry bbygurl but lady liberty is calling for me and I'm about to get laid by her. The second I can contact you again I will just check your Skype every now and then
#3120 to #3119 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
okie, bai. I love ur tits. Be safe bby
#3051 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
i got in a fight last night
#3112 to #3051 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
You say that now
#3117 to #3116 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
accept my gay love, faggot
#3092 to #3051 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
oh great I can see it now

Hey-hey dude
What I'm about to do a combat exercise
I'm so ******* hammer
I can hear that
dude...dude
what?
I'm having sex with the couch
good for you buddy
#3093 to #3092 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
But me and my couch are soul mates, i have to tell you if we hook up.
#3094 to #3093 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
just remember you use protection

I bet a lot of asses has used her
#3095 to #3094 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
My couch is catholic, we cant use rubbers.
#3096 to #3095 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
well it's not my fault if you get a bunch of loveseats later
#3097 to #3096 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
the fact that we are sober and having this conversation is frightening yet hopeful.
the fact that we are sober and having this conversation is frightening yet hopeful.
#3098 to #3097 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
we're just strange
#3099 to #3098 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
the strangest.
#3100 to #3099 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
I should read the manga of Rosario + Vampire    
   
it's supposedly better than the anime
I should read the manga of Rosario + Vampire

it's supposedly better than the anime
#3102 to #3101 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
ha ha faggot
ha ha faggot
#3103 to #3102 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
shutup, its just like 1 or 2 dudes.
shutup, its just like 1 or 2 dudes.
#3104 to #3103 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
At once

Soon there will be a Now serving sign on your bedroom door
#3105 to #3104 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
nuh uh, i only thought about sexing one
#3106 to #3105 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
You say that now
#3108 to #3107 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
You say that now
#3109 to #3108 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
thats it, no more sexy thoughts about you ever.
#3110 to #3109 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
You say that now
#3111 to #3110 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
ya youre right, id totes gobble ur junk
User avatar #3072 to #3051 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
ghey
User avatar #3073 to #3072 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
of course, i love a man in uniform.
User avatar #3074 to #3073 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
**ecov shivers**
#3075 to #3074 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
&quot;Ethan you got a letter from your girl&quot;   
   
hocked and confused, you open it, to see a letter scented in perfume and its beautiful and the other guys get a bit jelly until one guy finds the picture of me, on my bed with candles, rose petals and my velvet sheets. Clad in a man thong too.
"Ethan you got a letter from your girl"

hocked and confused, you open it, to see a letter scented in perfume and its beautiful and the other guys get a bit jelly until one guy finds the picture of me, on my bed with candles, rose petals and my velvet sheets. Clad in a man thong too.
#3077 to #3076 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
spreading my butthole for the camera.
spreading my butthole for the camera.
#3079 to #3078 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
oh im going to have so much fun.
#3080 to #3079 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
I am sooo not giving you my mail address
#3082 to #3081 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
but no

besides I don't even know it yet
#3083 to #3082 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
you ******* better gimme when you find it out.
#3084 to #3083 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
I will at the first opportunity
#3085 to #3084 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
yus, and then homo letters will commence.


#3086 to #3085 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
The people there already know I'm ******

I told some of my crazy stories

The quote of the boot camp cycle for me was "I'm not gay I'm just ****** up"
#3087 to #3086 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
so i can send funny and obviously joke-ish homo letters?
#3088 to #3087 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
I guess the guide at boot camp got mailed a giant black dildo with a tube of mayo   
   
we couldn't stop talking about it for weeks
I guess the guide at boot camp got mailed a giant black dildo with a tube of mayo

we couldn't stop talking about it for weeks
#3089 to #3088 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
i promise no dildos will get mailed.
#3090 to #3089 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
then ok but skype will be the best wait to get in touch once I get my phone back
#3091 to #3090 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
i should probably get a legit cell finally. For drunk dialing.
#3052 to #3051 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
what did you do?
#3054 to #3053 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
I started giggling like a retarded seal at the Mother ****** part

oh that made my night
#3055 to #3054 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
What did you do today?
What did you do today?
#3056 to #3055 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
slept in one last time and I've been "packing" all day

I have to leave the house by 3am
#3057 to #3056 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
I thought you were leaving later in Jan. like the 4th or something.
#3058 to #3057 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
nope tonight
#3059 to #3058 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
dont worry bby, i'll be your piece of ass back home.
#3060 to #3059 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
aawwww thanks bby girl
#3061 to #3060 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
Letters from Corporal Cupcakes?
#3063 to #3062 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
No? How about just gay love letters?
#3064 to #3063 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
now I see why all your guy friends want to be homo with you
now I see why all your guy friends want to be homo with you
#3065 to #3064 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
i was just playin bby
#3066 to #3065 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
but they don't know that
#3067 to #3066 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
fine i wont be homo anymore.
#3068 to #3067 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
we both know that's a lie
#3069 to #3068 - nerobritannicus (12/31/2013) [-]
only 4 u tho.
only 4 u tho.
#3070 to #3069 - ecov (12/31/2013) [-]
hue hue hue faggot
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